SecrecyKilledTheCat
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Joined 03-25-09, id: 1879014, Profile Updated: 01-20-11
Author has written 8 stories for Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Gravitation, and Durarara!!/デュラララ!!.

Hello! I'm SecrecyKilledTheCat, I've come to kill your mind.

Loves in bold.

Favorite Tv shows/Anime: Aqua Teen Hunger force, Metalopoclypse, TDI/TDA/TDWT, Home Movies,Futurama, Drop Dead Diva, Dexter, Reba, How I met your mother, Venture Bros, Azumanga Daioh, School Rumble, Lucky Star, Fruits Basket, Penguins of Madagascar, Frankenhole, South Park, Gravitation, Junjou Romantica, Kirepapa, Loveless.

Okay and i must say it my fav/least fav couples *which don't worry there isnt very many*

Favorite couples: *some not slash*

Frylock/Shake (Aqua Teen)

Meatwad/Shake (Aqua Teen)

Emory/Oglethorp (Aqua Teen)

Err/Ignignot (Aqua Teen)

Stan/Kyle (South Park)

Kenny/Kyle (South Park)

Toki/Skwisgaar (Metalopoclypse)

Nathan/Pickles (Metalopoclypse)

Kagami/Konata (Lucky Star)

Noah/Cody (TDI)

Duncan/Harold (TDI)

Chef/Chris (TDI)

Chuck/Willy (Upchuck and the Rotten Willy)

Brendon/Jason (Home Movies)

Sakaki/Kagura (Azumanga Daioh)

Fry/Bender (Furtuama)

Interesting(but not really) facts:

I'm different then what I appear to most people.

I write original and Fanfiction. Both is very fun.

I love all my freinds, whether their outside the internet or not. (even if they don't talk to me alot *cough* pink *cough*

I love Yaoi, but I'm really more of a Shounen-ai person, ya know?

I like cake.

Quick! Write down 12 Aqua Teen Hunger Force characters!

1. Meatwad

2. Carl

3. Shake

4. Frylock

5. Emory

6. Oglethorpe

7. Err

8. Ignignot

9. Dr.Weird

10. Steve

11. MC Pee Pants

12. Boxy Brown

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

No. It'd be pretty funny though.

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

No. Just, just no.(sides, in my world he has somebody *snicker*

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

It'd be an early 2012. XD

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Nope.None.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Nope.I mean, it'd be hilarious, but not a very good couple at all.

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Uhm uhm...Fine/Nine?

7) What would happen if seven and one walked in on two and eight kissing?

He'd be like "WTF?!" And and yeah. It'd just go downhill from there.

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

'Who knows and who cares?'

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff.

No. But I bet somebody out there could write it.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

Unknown.(very original...T_T)

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

Do wha?

12) Does anyFriendsone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

No. I don't think so.

13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Yea. She really would. *facepalm*

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

Your mom...

15) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

Uhm... I dunno.

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

S for 'stupidity' and H for 'I'm high while writing this'. No, not really.

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Hmm. Havn't a clue.

18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three friends meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12!

No, I'm lazy.

19) What would be a good title for this?

Blahhhh.

20) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two!

NO! NO NO NO NO NO! *hides* I'm skipping out!

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Words That Define Us by A Fictitious Name reviews
One-shots and drabbles about the friendship/romance between the sarcastic bookworm and tech geek. NoCo, NoahxCody SLASH. Read and enjoy! Chp. 6 coming soon
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,731 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Noah, Cody
Unconventional by SongoftheDarquePhoenix reviews
Fry's happy with his and Bender's- if slightly unconventional- relationship.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2011 - P. Fry, Bender R. - Complete
Suprise by starkwolf44 reviews
Greg had a special suprise for Terry. What is it? Read and see.
American Dad - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Complete
Rocking the Boat by my.mary.alice reviews
BarneyxTed, rated M, pre-slash; Ted and Barney get drunk together and though Barney insists it's just the alcohol Ted wonders if they really should be doing this.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Ted M., Barney S.
The Party by HorrorBaraz reviews
Ted, Lily and Marshall are headed to a scottish theme party at Goliath National Bank. What awaits them? Only time will tell... Warning, Ted x Barney. *Update Completed!
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
The morning after by HorrorBaraz reviews
Its a bitter fall morning but hell is to pay when Ted wakes up in Barney's apt... :0
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Insomnia by unfinishe reviews
Ted has insomnia, and Barney, Lily, and Marshall just want him to sleep. Ted/Barney
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Slides by His World reviews
Robin comes home to hear something interesting coming from Ted's room. Rated T just in case xD implied Ted/Barney
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Love Comes Tumbling Down by EmoCupCakeGirl reviews
Kowalski and Rico have just started a new relationship. But when they are captured by Officer X, a big turn of events puts their relationship at risk. Can they work together and get home? And exactly what are Skipper and Private doing to find them? Kico
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Rico, Kowalski
IceCream night by CrazyFangirl1515 reviews
What happens when you have two penguins and a chocolate syrup explosion? Read to find out! This is a Kico fic so no like, no read. This is my first fic so please tell me what you think! One-shot, but maybe not.I may change mind later though.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kowalski, Rico
Discoveries by silvereign reviews
When everyone else around him is growing up, Ted has some pondering to do. What will he lose when everything changes? Barney/Ted slash
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,482 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
The Warrior Cat Awards! by FallingSnow14 reviews
Welcome to the first ever warrior cat awards ceremony! A short funny story about the warrior awards. READ! REVIEW! Thanks! Rated T for safety.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009
Am I Dumb in His Eyes? by pinkluver93 reviews
Meatwad felt inferior to his levitating roommate. He could never be smart like him." FrylockXMeatwad
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Complete
Bushism by Sir Alwick reviews
What is the secret to getting people to do what you want? Fire.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
Ponder by Anime Blob reviews
Why do you keep hanging around me, the dummy, when you're the smart one? SLASH. One Shot.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
I Hates You by Pirate Hatter reviews
Metalocalypse. Toki describes his feelings about Skwisgaar. Rated for language and Norwegian hatred.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Dethbrothers by Super Lizard reviews
Metalocalypse. Toki was the most brutal of them all. Rated for drama
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
BABE, PIG IN THE CITY by dontEVENgirlfriend reviews
This story is really short. I will probably never finish it. Ever.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2007
Last Straw by Waldo22 reviews
Shake learns a lesson he won't soon forget, but knowing him, he probably will. R&R.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2005
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Compared To You, We're Normal! reviews
Shuichi and Yuki head off to Ikebukuro for a talk show for Yuki. Yet, with all the death threats Yuki's getting, he has to get the strongest bodygaurd in Ikebukoro! And it all just begins there... Yuki/Shuichi Izaya/Shizuo
Crossover - Gravitation & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Yuki K., Shizuo H.
Don't Leave reviews
All I have to say, is it's a slash story. SxF, If you don't like it, I don't care, just don't read it. This story is finished.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Complete
Not Scary reviews
Warning, there is slash. Frylock/Shake.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Complete
Without a Goodbye reviews
Another Aqua Teen Slash. If you don't like, I don't care. Don't read it. Anyways, this is from Shakes POV, and the lyrics mentioned belong to the Bowling For Soup song "When We Die"
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/7/2010
Unnamed reviews
Well, i might change the title later. But basicly this is little short drabbles of Frylock/Shake. Don't like, go away.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010
Powers Out reviews
What happens when the powers out? Contains slash, dont like it don't read it yadda yada.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/15/2010
I'd Take a Bullet For You reviews
Warning: Aqua teen Hunger Force Slash. Don't like it Don't read it! Rated T for violence? Complete!
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Complete
Midnight Storms reviews
When Meatwad is scared, who comforts him?
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Complete