Author has written 9 stories for Song of the Lioness, Class of the Titans, and Maximum Ride.
Hello fellow FF writers/readers. I am the (somewhat quirky and psychotic) Royal Lady, and Indonesian-Australian chick with an penchant for blurting out interesting things at interesting moments. I am a ditzy, spontaneous, butterfly-chasing, always-reading, almost-gothic metal-head; I like my steak done medium well. Illiterate, text-speak writing wannabe 'troo goffs!!!!' amuse me to no end :), and LiKe AlOt Of StuFf.
Thanks to all the American, Australian, Chinese, New Zealander, Irish, British, Singaporean, Swedish, Danish, German, Belgian, Israeli and French people who have come to look here: who could have known my profile could have such a diverse cultural orientation?
Looking for me? You can find me in one of these at any given time:
Tortall, doing my knight training
The Dominions, having fun with the Machinists and exploring the new world
Kirin Taq, studying their elegant architecture
Inkworld, hiding from the Adderhead
Looking for Itex with the flock
Pandora, learning Na'vi
Panem, bustin' up the Capitol with Katniss and Gale
How? I'm a special winged Resonant knight (woohoo)!
Friends on fanfic:
Nightwish, Within Temptation, Epica, For My Pain, Versailles, Sirenia, Nocturna, Faerience, After Forever, Delain, Sonata Arctica, Kamelot, Lunatica, Stream of Passion, Theatre of Tragedy Evanescence, Xandria.
Dreamer: I swear, this story is still going! I just have to work up the motivation to write then next chapter. It's really hard to write because it's so depressing...
Price Of Freedom
THE SERIOUS THINGS STOP HERE. PROCEED IF YOU WANT, IT'S GOOD FUN. BUT IF YOU WANT TO SKIP DOWN STRAIGHT TO THE STORIES, THAT'S FINE.
Quotes! - These are things my friends have said over the past year.
"'I've been afraid of balloons since one popped in my face.' 'I'm afraid of canteens.' 'Did one pop in your face?'"
"If you two kill each other I will be very upset and remove you from my will!"
"Katie, what's your name?"
"Edward is like an over sized disco ball"
"Katie I've got your husband, he's in my locker!"
"We all have the impulse to swim in blood naked but we can't always act on it!"
"If you hammer it in hard enough it will come out the other side!"
"Bananas eat monkeys"
"I'm not anti-Christian, I'm anti-religion. I don't care which religion you are just that you are religious. Do you get my point?"
"Marshmallows on sticks? That's unhygenic. I mean, some one could have peed on it!"
"Seriously, though, who just walks into the bush and pees on a stick?"
"I'm not a nerd! I'm a level 12 paladin!"
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
The Call ~ Regina Spektor
The Great Escape ~ Boys Like Girls
First Day At School:
Let's Dance ~ Hawk Nelson
Rolling Girl (Kettaro ver.) ~ Hatsune Miku
Falling In Love:
Dancer In The Dark ~ For My Pain
Imitation Black (Dasoku, Clear, Valshe) ~ Kamui Gakupo, KAITO, Kagamine Len
Leia (Nico Nico Chorus ver.) ~ Megurine Luka
I'll Reach You ~ Delain
Dark Chest Of Wonders ~ Nightwish
Leia (Nico Nico Chorus ver.) ~ Megurine Luka
Bye Bye Beautiful ~ Nightwish
Memories ~ Within Temptation
Getting back together:
In Love With The Darkness ~ Xandria
EmoCean ~ Lunatica ft. Olver Hartmann
Birth of Child:
Love Reality ~ Charmaine
Unleashed ~ Epica
Frozen ~ Within Temptation
Withering Time ~ After Forever
If you know me...
THE BIRD FROM THE BIN!
We are actually a crazy corporation...
THE LIST... under the jurisdiction of Rorie.
She sounds like a constipated soprano tuba.
Okay, I'm just going to back away slowly.
I have an aromatic army of banana bazooka wielding fuzzles and penguin radioactive Jello Catapult of Doom operators.
The aforementioned will be involved in a revenge plan concocted by Rorie involving a pingpong ball, a toothpick and a fairy.
Movies: Studio Ghibli/Hayao Miyazaki movies (Howl's Moving Castle, Totoro), Spectacular! Inkheart... Currently wishing (in complete futility) for Tammy Pierce movies... I hope Catherine Hardwick doesn't get to direct the Maximum Ride movie. AVATAR (squee!).
Things: Knightly stuff, broderie anglaise, ballet flats, unreasonably squishy stuffed turtles :), silky ribbons and BOOKS! ICE CREAM! CHOCOLATE! Bird kids as well.
Hobbies: Reading (I live to read), creating in general, fashion design, drawing ;) Lolita fashion so cute Giggles.
Books: Broken Sky trilogy (Chris Wooding), all Tortall novels (Tamora Pierce), Inheritance cycle, Lady Grace Mysteries... I am a vehement opposition to all Twilards...I love the fic where Jon deploys Alanna to deal with the Twilards and Lord Robert of Pattinson and his wife Bella (Not Just A Pesky Little Cult)... hehehe... Loves Maximum Ride (my friend says that the manga is terrible...pfft)
Notice my overuse of ellipses. Hmm, gotta work on that.
X Black is one of your favorite colors.
Xyou wear black nail polish
X You can skateboard
X You love the computer.
X You're Smart
I want to be so filthy stinking rich that I'll have to take a shower every five minutes.
"I've said it once, I'll say it again, my lord. You are a bad man." -Kel, 'Squire'. (I'm quoting this from memory, so excuse any discrepancies.)
"I know nothing other than that I jump when I'm told to and that I have no free time." - Alan(na), 'Alanna: The First Adventure.' (Again, quoted from memory. As above.)
"I myself have noticed my growing resemblance to a daffodil." -Neal, 'Page'.
"Sometimes you just gotta let those pastries go." -Ryushi, 'Broken Sky: The Twilight War'.
When you die you'll go to hell, but you'll have too much fun so they'll send you to heaven.
I live to read, annoy and generally convert people to crazy-cult-edness.
Before we were born there was something called sanity in the world.
If you insulted them they probably wouldn't understand what you were saying. -Katieful
Sarcasm is your native tongue. -Rorie
Mad~ being afflicted with a high degree of intellectual independence.
I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it!
I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.
I live in a world of my own, but you're welcome to visit.
Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now, blue green meat, that's REALLY bad for you.
You spend your whole life thinking you're on the right track, only to discover you're on the wrong train.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Currently suffering the effects of the global fun crisis... GFC!
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
I know kung fu, karate and 47 other dangerous words.
I ran into my ex today... I put the gear in reverse and hit him again!
Is it just me, or are myself and I crazy too?
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself onto the ground and miss!
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everybody can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Off your rocker? You don't even have a rocker.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
How-What- You know what? I don't want to know.
"I take it you don't want me to call your parents."
Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard core? Absolutely. Did I whimper with pathetic delight when I sank my teething into my hot fried-chicken sandwich? You betcha. Nudge was tearing into her cheese-bun things, Fang was on his second burger, Iggy could hardly breathe through all the food in his mouth, and the Gasman was wolfing fries by the fistful.We probably looked like starving orphan children. Hey! We were starving orphan children! -Max, 'Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment'.
Despite how hilarious the guys think this is, Nudge, Angel and I are simply more evolved than that. We try not to encourage demonstrations of his mastery of the gaseous arts.- Max, 'Maximum Ride: Max'.
The Maximum Ride Lovers' Code
I promise to remember Max when someone bosses me around
I promise to remember Fang when the colour black abounds
I promise to remember Iggy whenever I see someone blind
I promise to remember Angel when someone reads my mind
I promise to remember Nudge whenever I chatter in class
I promise to remeber Gazzy when someone lets their wind pass
I promise to remember Total when I see a black Cairn Terrier
I promise to remember Celeste when I see a teddy bear: the more the merrier
I promise to remember Itex when someone talks of dominating the world
I promise to remember the School when talk of villainy is heard
I promise to remember the Erasers when I hear a wolf howl to the moon
I promise to remember Jeb when a loved one is taken away too soon
I promise to remember Dr. Martinez when I taste the perfect choc chip cookie
I promise to remember Principal Pruitt whenever I want to play hooky
This is a profound profession of my obsession
Wherever I go it lets everyone know
I love Maximum Ride
When it comes to saving the world I won't hide!
What have you pulled?
If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first.
If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere
If you have pulled a Iggy: You have run into an inanimate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.
If you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling.
If you have pulled a Gazzy: You have farted in a big group of people really loudly, and everyone could hear it and smell it.
If you have pulled a Angel: You have invaded someone else's personal space, without any consideration for that person. You can also pull a Angel by gaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but I highly recomend the first one. OR, alternatively, 'read someone's mind': anticipate their next sentence.
Looky! The leaning tower of parchment! Sounds like my bedroom!
You'll get your prince someday. Mine just got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Your Max side:
-You act without thinking
-You detest wearing skirts/dresses
-You care about your family a lot
-You have guy friends
-You're a natural leader
-You reject makeup
-You are/have been enrolled in a martial arts academy
Your Fang Side
-You like wearing black or wear black all the time
-You don't talk much
-You are an obsessive blogger
-You have a habit of sneaking up on people without them noticing
-You are really good at hiding your emotions
Your Iggy Side
-Your timing is awful
-You are pyro or wish you were pyro
-You crash into into stationary objects
-You have a tendency to break/destroy things
-You have a mini-me/minion
Your Nudge Side
-You love to shop
-You are interested in fashion design
-You are a computer expert/hacker
Your Gazzy Side
-You are very smelly ;)
-You are a pyro in training
-You love camouflage gear
Your Angel Side
-You look cute in anything
-You find it easy to wind people around your little finger
-You often have a habit of predicting what other people are just about to say
-You are made up to many layers: not all are made of gumdrops and roses
Copy and pastes.
A white man says to a black man: "Coloured people are not allowed here."
A black man replies: "I'm black.
When I was born I was black.
When I grew up I was black.
When I'm sick I'm black.
When I go in the sun I'm black.
When I'm cold I'm black.
When I die I'll still be black.
But you: When you were born you were pink.
When you grew up you were white.
When you're sick you're green.
When you go in the sun you're red.
When you're cold you're blue.
When you die you'll be purple.
And you have the nerve to call me colored! "
The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. When I laugh, I sound like my gay uncle, cat pee glows under a blacklight. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random!CHOCOLATE PUDDING!! SHIIIIINEEEEEEEEEE is funfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfun! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile (and add something random)
If you are psychotic via self-diagnosis, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Made courtesy of me.)
If you call me a nerd I'll say, "YAY!" Copy and paste into your profile if this is true for you.
No boy is worth crying over, and the one that is won't make you cry.
If you wield a sharpened metal ruler and practice being a vampire on blood oranges on a daily basis, copy and paste this into your profile. (Dedicated to Lishi.)
Love, Miss R. L (everybody needs a little love)