Capt. Janeway
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Joined 09-13-00, id: 18795
Author has written 9 stories for StarTrek: The Next Generation, StarTrek: Voyager, and X-Files.
Hey-hey-hey! I'm back! And better than ever (if I do say so myself, LOL). Hoo, boy, I gotta come-up with another lame description of myself. Well, in a nutshell, I'm a sixteen-year-old homeschooled girl in California. I love Star Trek (NextGen, Voyager, and Enterprise), Star Wars, and X-Files.

Current projects: "Pinch Me" (a drama/sci-fi X-Files fic . . . It's going to be really good, I promise you . . .), an as yet untitled Enterprise parody (There's a fight about who gets to use the voice-over microphone, Mayweather crashes the ship, etc . . .), and YET ANOTHER X-FILES PARODY! (It may include a scene in which all four agents speak Spanish, and a special guest appearance by "Ah-nuld.") Yay!

Now, go read my fics! ;)

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My Best Friend Is An Alien by tj thw8s reviews
A bit of silliness for your amusement.
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2003 - Complete
The Many Deaths of First Contact by Majorkami reviews
The result of watching "First Contact" with too much sugar and hyper siblings. How many times can the crew die?
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/16/2002
Breaking Down the Writer's Block by Faber Wolffe reviews
The second in the Midnight Serise. What happens when the fanfic writers get writers block?
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/19/2002
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Pinch Me reviews
Just after the finale, Doggett gets lost--which is only the beginning of his problems. Has he lost his mind, or is there another explanation? CHAPTER 19 IS UP: Reyes and Gibson Praise aren't sleeping too well . . .
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,883 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 7/29/2002 - J. Doggett
The Oz Files reviews
X-Files meets The Wizard of Oz . . . CHAPTER 8 IS HERE! Alas, my readers, all good things must end . . . but we'll laugh while we're at it. Watch politicians, secret service agents, and characters go nuts! Plus a reprise!
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,451 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/8/2002 - Published: 6/10/2001
Survivor? reviews
One idea as to how the Star Trek Voyager series could end . . .
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2001
The Produce Aisle reviews
The long-awaited parody detailing the incredible adventures of Scully and Doggett in the supermarket!! :)
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,802 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10/2001
Fore and Four reviews
What would happen if everybody wanted to get together for a nice game of golf?
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2001 - Published: 1/1/2001
M-I-C-K-E-Y . . . reviews
NextGen characters get stuck in Disneyland!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,802 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 1/31/2001 - Published: 1/13/2001
Does Dana Scully Really Believe in Anything? reviews
Scully attempts to tell us what exactly she believes in, if anything . . .
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2001
Christmas With Voyager reviews
It's Christmas Day, and the senior officers of Voyager are extremely eager to unwrap their gifts . . .
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/22/2000
The Space Is Out There! reviews
NextGen/X-Files crossover . . . please don't read this unless you're familiar with both!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/18/2000