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Hi.

My name is Kamilla and I'm 14 year old. I'm from Norway, so sorry if my writing is crappy. :P

I absolutely LOVE to read. My best friend calls me a bookworm all the time, but I just call her a music nerd back. :P She doesn't mind. (I think)

And now... RANDOM!!

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile

Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.

If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile.

I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever asked the same question 3 times in 5 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile

I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree

98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this into you profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your @ off. (Heck YEAH!)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your own name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen upstairs, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

If you measure the distance between destinations in hours, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know that the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you've ever asked a question that the person your asking couldn't possibly know the answer to, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you saw the Eragon movie and you think that FOX should NOT be allowed to make Eldest, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read hours on end then put this on your profile.

-On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

.-On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
-On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
-On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).
-On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
-On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)
-On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
-On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
-On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
-On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
-On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
-On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
-On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
-On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
-On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

A Girl asked her boyfriend;

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you choose me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Awww...Isn't that sweet??

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world

Let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

Let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

I hate these things but I am very superstitious: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

I always get creeps of reading stuff like this... :/

Things to do on an Elevator

CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

MEOW occasionally.

STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

SAY -DING at each floor.

SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

SWAT at flies that don't exist.

CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

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Eyes, Look Your Last by Moonchild707 reviews
"With brisk determination, I cocked the gun, the grinding metal loud over the rain and pounding in my ears. I waited one brief moment, eyes closed and hands shaking, before I heard the voice I knew would come in my moment of need. 'Please don't do this.'"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,601 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/2/2015 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 3263 - Favs: 4,520 - Follows: 4,019 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
My Secret Sin by An End Has A Start reviews
You know it’s wrong when it’s kept a secret. That’s how Bella felt anyway about the new relationship with her step-brother. All Human. Bella's POV of My Guilty Pleasure.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,000 - Reviews: 3339 - Favs: 2,791 - Follows: 2,915 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5431 - Favs: 12,486 - Follows: 1,580 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Challenge by ArdnaidOcirg reviews
O/S.Edward challenges Bella to stay away from him for the next 24 hours. No communications and no talking. What if Bella passes the challenge? But didn't know the reason why Edward was doing this. What was he hiding? AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wedding Bell Blues by SnowflakeGinny reviews
My daughter just announced she's engaged. I've survived war,deadly fights against dark wizards,even a few dementors attackes, but now I'm dying a slow and painfull death as I'm forced to give her away. Ginny thinks i'm just overreacting. LLP\SM HP\GW R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,401 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Every year on Sept 18th by nonymouse123 reviews
How many milestones can happen on the same day? A bittersweet picnic in celebration of Edward and Bella's wedding anniversary, and so much more.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twilight in a Nutshell by bodiechan reviews
A comical summary of the Twilight movie. Please don't shoot me. Includes bonus features: New Moon in a Nutshell!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What In The World by CommeParMagie reviews
A collection of one-shot Twilight/Harry Potter crossovers, with a different setting and characters every chapter. Sometimes serious, sometimes hilarious, often very random! Reviews are greatly appreciated.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,916 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009
feelings by bells and cullen forever reviews
Edward and Bella are walking in the woods and Edward is thinking about his angel .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tug Of War by PamBrasiliera reviews
One shot. The Cullens have a Tug-Of-War contest to see whos stronger, boys or girls. Who will win? Well you'll have to read to find out. Set after New Moon and before Ecilpse!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Edward with a moustache? by nalanna reviews
Inspired Makayla. Set not long after Edward and Bella begin their romance. As they sit listening to Edward's music collection, Bella is struck down with a strange idea. Could Edward have really sported a moustache once upon a time? Read and review, :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Snap by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
Snap decisions have devastating consequences. Edward makes a different choice on Bella's first day of school and learns the hard way that two wrongs can never make a right. A two-part dark AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,499 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All Children Grow Up by Rose DiVerona reviews
Peter returns for Wendy. They are soon followed by all of Wendy's brothers, and Neverland is a happy place for a while. But things are changing - the people in London miss them. And Peter is growing up? Based on the 2003 movie.
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Peter Pan, Wendy D. - Complete
The Letter by somakeitcount reviews
Bella goes to the hospital to visit Edward, who is fighting cancer. Can their love last through everything? As told by Bella Swan. All human. One-shot. Warning: Character death. In memory of a dear friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Cruel Ending by 702064 reviews
Bella is in the hospital, and dying for some unknown reason. Edward's thoughts. Warning: As you might imagine from the title, this isn't going to be a happy story. All human
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Like Hell by Jaded Ashes reviews
When Elizabeth was caught cheating by her beloved David, he goes insane and ends up putting her in a coma all over again! But will there be such a happy ending this time? Please R&R
Just Like Heaven - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2008
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The ship of dreams reviews
This is like the Titanic movie, but whit a little twist. B/E it might be a little OOC.
Crossover - Titanic & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Bella
Kitchen adventure! reviews
The Cullens are out hunting, and Bella are left whit Emmett. What happens when Bella gets hungry?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Hold reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon and hen never got back. What wil Bella do? A little OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Bella - Complete