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Joined 03-26-09, id: 1879792, Profile Updated: 09-28-10
Author has written 9 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Ouran High School Host Club.

Long after a man is dead, his memories live on. And in that sense, he shall live forever. For all good men must die, but death can never kill their names.

In loving memory of: Coty Harrison, Jessica Martin, Will McBrayer, Riley Corbit, Tyson Taylor, Brandon Venerable, Evelyn Taylor, and Raymond Taylor

My name is Danica, but most people just call me Dani. I am 15 years old and a Freshman in High School. I live in Alabama. I love watching anime and reading manga. I recently attended my first anime con in Chattanooga, Tennessee, where I met Vic Mignogna (Edward Elric in FMA, Tamaki in Ouran, Dark in DN Angel, amongst other roles.) and Travis Willingham (Roy Mustang in FMA, Mori in OHSHC, Ginko in Mushishi, amongst others.) I'm always open to suggestions on what anime to watch next, so if you watch something you think I would like, that'd be epic. I'm into supernatural stuff, and FUNimation is my favorite company, but I don't have much patience for super long anime with over 100 episodes that are still ongoing, they annoy me. :/ Anyways, enjoy my profile!

Favorite anime/manga:

Fullmetal Alchemist

Ouran High School Host Club

Fruits Basket

Death Note

Darker than BLACK

Mushishi

Favorite Characters:

Fullmetal Alchemist

1.Roy Mustang

2. Ling Yao

3. Ran Fan

4. Riza Hawkeye

5. Jean Havoc

6. Alphonse Elric

7. Mei Chan

8. Oliver Armstrong

9. Alex Armstrong

10. Edward Elric

Ouran High School Host Club

1. Mori

2. Hunny

3. Kyouya

4. Kaoru

5. Hikaru

6. Haruhi

7. Tamaki

8. Chika

9. Usa-chan

10. Nekozawa

Fruits Basket

1. Shigure

2. Kyo

3. Tohru

4. Yuki

5. Akito

Death Note:

1. L

2. Near

3. Matt

4. Matsuda

5. Light

6. Misa

7. Mello

Darker Than BLACK

1. Hei!

2. Yin

3. Mao

4. November 11

5. Misaki

6. Amber

7. Pai

8. Amagere

9. Maki

10. Mai

Favorite Pairings

RoyAi (FMA)

RanFanxLing (FMA)

EdWin (FMA)

AlMei (FMA)

MaesxGracia (FMA)

TrishaxHohenheim (FMA)

MorixHaruhi (OHSHC)

ShigurexAkito (Fruits Basket) (Manga)

KyoxTohru (Fruits Basket)

HeixYin (DTB)

HeixMisaki (DTB)

MisakixNovember 11 (DTB)

If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pick 10 anime characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!! Tag 5 people when you're done.

1. Roy Mustang

2. Ling Yao

3. Ran Fan

4. Riza Hawkeye

5. Jean Havoc

6.Alphonse Elric

7. Edward Elric

8. Oliver Armstrong

9. Alex Louise Armstrong

10. Mei Chan

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Hey! I was slee- Roy Mustang?! Hug?

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

NO! You have to go out with Ran Fan! But if she says no, I'll wait for you!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Hm? Ah! Don't look, I'm naked!

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Woah, crack much?

5 cooked you dinner?

Havoc can cook? Hope there's no cigarette ashes in it!

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Al? Wake up, I have you a kitty here!

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family

No! I can't be related to that shrimp! FAIL!

8 got into the hospital somehow?

Ah, you kind of scare me but I hope you don't die!

9 made fun of your friends?

Um, I won't say anything because you can crush me with your pinky finger.

10 ignored you all the time?

Aw, please don't ignore me!

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Set them on fire, hopefully!

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Take me to a hospital, I would hope. I'uno, he probably wouldn't pay the bill though.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

I dunno...a party maybe?

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Save me? Shoot the fire? Get Roy to help?

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Throw something at me?

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

Um, I wouldn't marry a girl. Havoc would be upset. He loves me! xD

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Tell me that I am not short and give me a hug.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

I don't think she'd be very good with that. She may eat my brains.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Oh, God. Hold up a huge sign that says something like "Go Dani! This sign has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations!

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Hit me?

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Because he's Roy Mustaaaannnnggg! 'Nuff said.

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Ah! You can't marry Armstrong, either! YOU HAVE TO BE WITH RAN FAN!

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

No wai! I date boys only!

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

It means that FMA is officially on CRACK!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

NO!

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Al? Really? But he's so cute!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Shorty better not make fun of my pimpin' hair!

Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?

You don't need a girlfriend!

Arrow Millenium, Naoko Elric, AnimeFallingStar, AiOtaku, Wrath lover

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (Of coures I talk to myself. Well, do I? Yes, I do. Well it's not my fault I'm so charming. Yeah, I know... I sound like Chris Jericho. Yeah, I do.)

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (Writing lists is funny. Not it's not! Oh I don't know...)

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you use bold, italics, and underline at the same time just to see if your computer will explode.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

If Miley Cyrus were standing on a building about to jump, 96 of the teenage population would be begging her to come down safe. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're one of the 4 yelling "JUMP BITCH!"

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you've ever tried to use alchemy by snapping your fingers, clapping your hands, or drawing a transmutation circle.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

STOP ANIMAL ABUSE! IF YOU ARE AGAINST ANIMAL ABUSE, PUT THIS ON YOUR BIO

STOP CHILD ABUSE! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, PUT THIS ON YOUR BIO

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic.

Her only friend
Was a little toy bear.
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair.

She always talked to it
When no one's around.
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound.

Until her parents
Unlock the door.
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure.

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face.
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries.
She loves her parents
But they want her to die.

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid.
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did.

Then one night
Her mom came home high.
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by.

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade.
It was sharp and pointy.
One that she made.

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest.
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying.
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying.

Police showed up
At the small little house.
They quickly barged in.
Everything was as quiet as a mouse.

One officer slowly
Opened the door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor.

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm.
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms.

Don't you dare scoff at me. Repost this if you believe child abuse has to stop.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you believe in God, put this in your profile

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. ("Megan, what state do we live in again...?")

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock (indie), put this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 percent either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that you're going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty,Monko25, leafninja345435, animemaniac-101, SilverAngel90,SeyoukaiStar,kohano haru,fruitsbasketangel OneSong05, Ayumi Elric, SapphireElric, julstimes2, E.Mahiru, Skitty Kat Girl, demonalchemist5, The Vampire Alchemist, PeaceOfMindAlchemist

If you like well-written, original characters, but hate Mary-Sues, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Zilo's Blue Pen, Skitty Kat Girl, demonalchemist5, The Vampire Alchemist, PeaceOfMindAlchemist

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy and paste this to your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If your ONE TRUE LOVE is an anime character, copy this into your profile.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) Dream about it, B.) Sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) Know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If reality continues to ruin your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

You have said somthing you were thinking out loud without knowing, copy this into your profile.

If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking weed. If you are one of the 2 percent that haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

99.8 percent of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up three better animes than Naruto put this on your bio.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you zone out during the day imagining that same dream continuing on then copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Animals count)

A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for someone you loved, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you against racisim, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this to your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're hungry while you're reading this, copy and paste this in your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity is Randomly, Scream Do you know what time it is, it's time for a Sexy Party!

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

This next bit here is the cutest, sadest thing ever...

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (just one, not all of my friends)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert.
I support GUN RIGHTS so I MUST be a redneck
I listen to 'EMO MUSIC' so I MUST be suicidal
I think our CURRENT PRESIDENT is ruining our country so I MUST be a racist

A doctor's wife was giving birth in the hospital while he was at work. When she called him saying that their baby was being born, he rushed to the hospital. When he got there, the nurse was holding his brand new baby son. "He has a lot of health issues," The nurse explained, "He is unable to clench his fists, but that can be fixed with physical therapy. He is also blind in his left eye, but it is temporary and should get better as he ages. He has asthma but it can be easily controlled with medication." The doctor nodded, having heard these terms before in his line of work, and then asked to hold his baby son. The nurse agreed and handed the man his baby. He looked at his child for a while, scowling at it's sightless eye and opened fists. Then, with one swift movement, he threw the baby on the ground, killing him instantly. The nurse was appalled. "What was that for?!" She exclaimed, staring in horror at the dead baby. The man simply shrugged. "Too much trouble," He said simply, and left. A few days later, the doctor was charged and found innocent in court because the law stated that a human was not technically alive until two hours after birth. This might seem like a rare case to you, but it isn't. It's happening out there, every single day. How different is this from abortion? Doctors say that abortion is painless to the baby, but on ultrasounds, the child can be seen moving away from the burning poison injected into the womb to kill it. So if it's so painless, why does the baby move away? Is this act of murder considered okay because the baby isn't yet born and therefore not technically 'alive' yet? Tell me, at what point does one obtain a soul? When you're born? No. As soon as that baby is conceived, it's alive. It's there. And it's human. Abortion is murder. Repost this on your profile if you agree.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

We all know or knew someone like this!!

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.
So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'
He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
There was a big smile on his face.It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.
Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.
Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.
Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.
As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.
He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.
I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.
You now have two choices, you can :1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.
'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'
There is no beginning or end.. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These This

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

The Ouran Alphabet

A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend

B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka

C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day

D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen

E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot

F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender

G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt

H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins

I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be

J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai

K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins

L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand

M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type

N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back

O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business

P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff

Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori

R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color

S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear

T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club

U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny

V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot

W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother

X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had

Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins

Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join

If you have never heard or seen the Ouran Alphabet before until now, copy and paste this into your profile

Random Quote Time!

"Hey, what state do we live in Megan?"

"Alabama."

"Thanks!"

- Me and my friend, Megan, who is obviously the 'smart' one in our posse.

Death is Easy...life is hard. But you can't start living until you've found something worth dying for.

-Forget where I heard that. A book maybe?

"Okay, ready for your test?"

"Test? Tests are overrated."

"Good point. Want to watch a movie instead?"

"Good plan, Sensei!"

- Me and my English teacher on the subject of semester exams. We really did watch a movie, too.

"Danica, not everything is about you!"

"True, but you have to admit, most things are."

- Me and my History teacher/ Track Coach, Ms. German. Oh, I love her.

"Danica! Contrary to popular belief, the world does not revolve around you!"

"You sure? I was positive that's not what the Science book said..."

- Once again, Ms. German and me. She seems to think History is more important than my own personal wants! XD

"And what do you accomplish by climbing through his window?"

"I'm gonna wait until he opens the door, then I'm gonna jump out and scare him! You in?"

"What do I get out of it...?"

"A fun story to share with your friends and family?"

"Okay, fine. I'll buy you a Dr. Pepper out of the Vending Machine."

"Let's go conquer that window, Sensei."

Myself and my English teacher. She climbed into my Science teacher's classroom window just before homeroom and scared him. I had to toss her up her shoe, though, it fell off. Ah, the things we learn at school...

"If all that's in store for you in life is falling, then all you have to do is survive the fall."

- Jordan, a friend from school. This quote means a lot to me, because he was referring to the time earlier that year that he fell into a cave and nearly died. I cried when he said it.

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100 things I will never do at Ouran by chocolvr69 reviews
Follow Hikaru, Kaoru, and Renge as the discover somethings are better left unsaid. Chapter 6: I will not let the hosts near fireworks. CRACK-FIC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
Anguished Flames by iTorchic reviews
Experimented on, Roy Mustang has to deal with another set of problems! Now he's on his own quest while trying to hide his biggest secret and what does the philosopher's stone have to do with it? Will Roy ever be the same again? implyed Royai. Rated T.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Roy M. - Complete
Edwards and Roys Proposal by Masqueraded Angel reviews
The Storys Of How Roy and Edward proposed to Winry and Riza! Both based off videos.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Instant Messaging by AngelOfFluffiness reviews
A collection of Instant Messages featuring our host from Ouran. Mostly TamaHaru but there may be more things to it. Now doing a 'Ask The Host Club' See Ch5 for details.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,250 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
Ways to Annoy Ed Elric by XxIrisxX reviews
A collection of methods for ending up with an irritated Ed. There are lots of these, I know, but you may find these to be a bit different from the rest :D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,557 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
FMA Poems by littlebunny12 reviews
Poems based on FullMetal Alchemist characters. Please read and review :D.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 4,234 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
A Year Later by Lycan-Otaku-1981 reviews
Al is back in his own body and is now a State Alchemist, Ed has been in a coma for an entire year since Al regained his body, Falman has left the military, Mustang is about to realize his longtime goal, and the gang is coming back together.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,523 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Fullmetal Pedigree! by ShoesXsmileS reviews
That shrimp of a second-year hadn't even been at Ouran for a whole day and he was already giving Tamaki hell. First, he made Haruhi totally hate him. Then, he made everyone at Ouran think he was gay.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,532 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Edward E., Tamaki S.
Fairytales by Flame by Prodigy-Angel reviews
Roy Mustang is bored, so he teases his favourite subject with a few fairy tales he’s modified.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Edward E.
Hunted by Morgstang reviews
Edward is murdered and makes a deal with the gate to come back to life and save his brother from the killer who has now targeted him. Everything goes to hell once a few of his coworkers and employer see him walking around a few weeks after his funeral.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Shigure's Very Secret Diaries by Pick 'n' mix reviews
Shigure/Tohru. Crack. Bridget Jones has nothing on Shigure.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Shigure S.
Christmas Carols from the FMA Cast! by iTorchic reviews
Mustang got ran over by a reindeer! Edward singing about killing people? Some three unfortunate soldiers they are, going to arrest an unforgiving scar? What the heck is going here? Oh wait, it's just Christmas in Amestris! Back after spring and summer! D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 7,348 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
City of instant messages by thepantsaredead reviews
Just everyone on instant messenger. Oh the drama!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,849 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Insanity by Heartless-are-squirrels reviews
Ed is dead, or is he? Al returns to Reizenbowl, and he finds a mysterious figure that looks just like his brother standing over his brother's grave.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Pride, Edward E.
Disney and FMA? by tinytokirabbit7 reviews
Maes has bought his daughter some Disney movies. And he enjoys singing songs in the office, usually to his coworkers. a small collection of songfics using disney songs for FMA. C'mon, it's disney. the rating's fine. NO YAOI!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,578 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Maes H., Roy M.
Against All My Beliefs by BookAddict01 reviews
Edward Elric, Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye have a new mission: be the perfect little family while Edward attends Ouran Academy on a recruitment mission.... This ought to be interesting.- Slowly being updated
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,763 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Edward E.
Forest Children by WainGuy reviews
Roy is a Forest Child and is happily married to Riza. But she is caught in an accident that leaves her unable to have children. They go to a park and there they meet Ed , another Forest Child. Life becomes unpredictable with Ed around. AU On Hold
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,420 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Parallel Universes by AnniaAngele reviews
What happens if Clary is raised by shadow hunters? If Valentine succeeded the first time? Would she meet Jace, and would they fall in love? Would she and Simon be friends? The shadow hunter world as we know it would be changed completely... or would it?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,030 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
Fullmetal Host Club by Khaleesi's Fyre reviews
After the ordeal with the Philosopher’s Stone is over, the new Fuhrer decides that Edward is being deprived of the education he deserves. So, he enrolls him in the Ouran Academy. While there, Ed stumbles upon the Host Club. T for language and twin-ness.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Edward E., Tamaki S.
Recognition by Lassemista reviews
It is just another day in the Host Club, until Hani pushes Haruhi into a changing stall, and everything changes.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,317 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.
Mori's Journal by phommabouth reviews
Ok. Suckish Summary. Mori for language class, is assigned to have a journal, and he has to write in it for a few weeks.Let's see whats in this journal, and what is a normal day for Takashi Morinazoka. Warning OOC. Humor
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,423 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
It's Not What You Think by RosieShiba reviews
Roy and Riza are married but nothing good lasts forever, especially when the Fuhrer has his sights set on their son. Riza POV.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 120,192 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Aether by plumbloom reviews
When Father opens Hell's Gate in an attempt to turn Ishbal into a Philosopher's Stone, sub-human 'contractors' are brought into being; identified by the military as criminals, and subjected to research. A/U, post-series. Ed/Al, Ed/Winry, other pairings.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,130 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Vengeance by SamanthaYagasaki reviews
Maes Hughes death hit a hard chord in everyones heart, When he turns out missing from the bloodied phone booth what is Roy to think with nothing but the cursting blood puddle and two pairs of foot steps receeding from it?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Roy M., Maes H.
The Spirit of Life by TailsMoon reviews
So Ed's Dad isn't fully human, what happens if Ed inhereted the non-human side, but it morphed into an ability? How does Ed deal with it, and how does Al deal with Ed?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,166 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Epic by Mird reviews
Because this fic is, indeed, epic. -Crackfic- Chapter Twenty Five: Parental RoyEd- In which undying love is confessed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 12/19/2009
Warning: crack, retardedness, and humorEnjoy by anonymous-ninja13 reviews
Humor, crack, awkwardly funny situations. quick little drabble-esque things to read that brighten up your day. Or, at the least, make you laugh. Reviews MUCH appreciated
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009
Ground Rules by Kristen Sharpe reviews
Twelve year olds are impressionable, vulnerable and, most of all, volatile. That in mind, Mustang decides to lay down a few rules before Ed meets his team.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Edward E.
It's Good To Be Home by JacqBear reviews
In this story they're all human. Jonathon is alive and not a creep, Sebastian too. They're all friends and in high school, Jace used to be part of the group but moved away and now he's back - more detailed summary inside - rated M just to be safe
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,158 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Jace W., Clary F.
Brotherhood by Fun-Sized Kirk reviews
"I have a brother?" Years ago Ed was in an accident that not only took the life of his mother, but his arm, leg, and memory. Now after learning about the brother that he forgot, Ed leaves his neglectful foster home in search of him. AU, EdWin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 113,068 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
The Mini Skirt Law by Anneboleyn178 reviews
hehehehehehehe a funny little thought I had after the Whole FMA manga series, what if Mustang actually went through with his Mini Skirt law. havoc would be happy im sure... however i can think of a few who would not be so. T just in case!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,630 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
A slight mistake by Saturns-Moon reviews
The world of Fullmetal encounters the world of the Sparkle-pires. Mayhem ensues. No really, it does. Character death in a good way! Twilight bashing, crack.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Edward E., Bella - Complete
100 Reasons to Hate Paperwork by OnotoriousK reviews
Roy is sick of paperwork. While trying to argue his way out of doing them he gets himself and his first lieutenant in a bet. He has to find 100 reasons to hate paperwork, she has to find a positive side to all of them. Rated T just in case.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,164 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Roy M., Riza H.
Love at Ouran by existence555 reviews
Drabbles with various pairings. Some yaoi as well. If you read it, please review! I'll be adding more later.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 7,364 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.
Once Upon A Time by Sergeant LemoOoN reviews
Haruhi is a princess, living with her father, the king. She has two close friends. What happens when she learns she has been betrothed since her birth? Last chapter up people : Thanks for sticking with the story and Enjoy :D xx
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,136 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
The Convert by mebh reviews
Riza tries to convince Roy of the virtues of showering as opposed to bathing. Roy then embarks on a love affair with steamy windows and voilà, their relationship takes an interesting turn. Post manga. Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Glass High by icestarlight reviews
Isabelle,Alec and Jace move, now they attend Glass High. Isabelle meets Clary and her gang now the Lightwoods are in a new world full of love, lost, drama and gang rival. Will they survive the school year?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,847 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
The Host Club Meet Through Messenger! by EternalEarth reviews
The Host Club hold some conversations/budget meetings using online messenger! Not good at summaries! I know it's been done before but I wanted to try it myself.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,162 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F.
Halloween for FMA by bluefireworks reviews
Halloween is HERE! I wonder what their plans are on this very spooky day XD
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist: Winding Back The Pendulum by Steffii reviews
There a two people who wish that certain people once close to them didn't die. They realize resurrection is a misdeed, but what happens when they discover the ability to time travel?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,724 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Roy M.
The FMA Darwin Awards by Muten Azuki reviews
Every major FMA character shall die! In a fairly retarded fashion. Or at least become sterile. This is crack! Flames welcome.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 6,735 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
Subjugation by Insanity Is My Name reviews
Amestris has been taken over by a Alchemy hating nation. Alchemists are immediately killed, their children are locked away to take them from the temptation of the science. Is keeping alchemy a secret when you're an alchemist's child really so hard?Seenote
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,755 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
My precious by chibiyasha1 reviews
My first fanfic.The first chapter is like a prologue. Roy gets kidnapped!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Riza H., Roy M.
Falling into Myself by iTorchic reviews
This takes place during the last episode. When Edward dies, he becomes part of the gate to get his brother's body back, but when he gets out, he ends up in an anime convention in 2009! Rated T. pairings are involved. Completed, please read sequel as well!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 100,565 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Boredom, The Most Explosive Curse by Baka of the Funk reviews
Boredom plus destruction equals explosions. Just take the Mabudachi Trio's word for it. Now with *random percentage* more crack. In other words, it's being continued. Yay.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Shigure S., Ayame S.
Bouquets For You by Solisortiri reviews
Did you know that every type of flower has a meaning? A series of oneshots with a flower for different situations and characters. Now playing: Forget Me Not - A certain blue eyed boy who wants nothing more than to just be remembered.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009
Fullmetal babysitter by Blur daydreamerXXX reviews
One day, Tucker cooks dinner. Edward had enough sense not to eat it. But the next day, everyone except Ed has turned into 5-year olds. What's our favourite Fullmetal Alchemist gonna do now?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,713 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Working Vacation by Fun-Sized Kirk reviews
Roy and his crew go on a vaction to Resembool for two reasons: Ed's 17th birthday & To investigate a series of terrorist attacks out of their juristiction that will lead them into more trouble than they expected. Royai,EdWin,AlMei
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,835 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Dead? by Smeakr reviews
Walking home after work Riza meets an unexpected person. What happens to her? Will Roy cope with it? ROYAI!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,373 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
KARAOKE MADNESS by iStoleYourChips reviews
Hilarity ensues as the State military engage in a battle of theme songs!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Steel Flowers by Uncertainty and a Parasol reviews
Short stories involving Ran Fan and Ling. Mostly fluff. Not connected to each other.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Ling Y., Madame Christmas
Relationshit by Mird reviews
A number of short parodies featuring the stupidity of each and every FMA pairing. Crackfic. Do not enter if you are an easily offended fan of ANY pairing. Chapter Sixteen: AlxOC-- He rells her these things because she is cute, young and female.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 5/19/2009
32 ways to annoyRoy Mustang! by Dontmezwitme reviews
A partially insane girl is terrorizing Roy Mustang. T for language. WARNING- Obscure references and frequent deviations from the non-existent plot line.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,709 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Roy M.
The Exorcist by Haladflire65 reviews
Roy Mustang's career takes a strange turn when he's forced to become a part time exorcist.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,586 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Roy M., Riza H.
Fall in Love All Over Again by ILuvKaoruxHikaru reviews
What happens when you step into the future, and see how the host club's kids turn out to be? You get a whole new love story, with drama, suspense, thrills, and of course all the comedy our favorites brought us in the original. We'll be waiting for you!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,382 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009
Son of Flame by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
Years ago Roy and Riza had to give up their son Edward in order to protect him to some old and trusted friends.Years later they meet him again as the Fullmetal Alchemist Edward Elric. ON HIATUS.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,733 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward E.
Futureesque by Meso the Hanyu reviews
What if our heros children all met up? What if something happens to them? Manga-verse, future.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009
Best of Both Worlds by S J Smith-Evil Little Dog reviews
Surely, Ling knows this is a bad idea.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Ling Y. - Complete
Our Playlist by iStoleYourChips reviews
Welcome to the media dominated world of Amestris.Only the elite are introduced to society. Does a newly signed band from a small town have any chance against big-city bands?Will Romance bloom?Or competition spark?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Sniffles by Thief of Black Winged Hearts reviews
Ed gets Roy sick and they're both stuck in the same house! Riza is called in to look after the two alchemists. What hilarity ensues when Ed tries to get Riza and Roy together in one day? RoyRiza rated T for swearing
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,883 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Fullmetal by BandGeek99 reviews
Sonnets about each of the Fullmetal characters, both anime- and mangaverse. Reads and reviews are much appreciated!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2009
Special Delivery by seaweedfma reviews
Gracia started to feel rather odd not long after the funeral. What could it mean? What if Hughes had given his wife one last gift shortly before he died? AU after episode 25 of the original anime. Mustang, Gracia- no pairing. Past Maes/Gracia. PG overall.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Gracia H., Roy M. - Complete
The Origin of Flame by GryphonGundam reviews
The real reason Roy Mustang chose Flame Alchemy. Random pointless humor.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Roy M. - Complete
Brother, what is Elricest? by Tallest Phoenix reviews
NO pairings. This fic rags on most of the yaoi pairings, some of which I had to leave out because Edward threatened to murder me. Animeverse, mildly crackish, some OOC.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
Welcome to ouran high school host club web page by koarukrazyouranfan reviews
Hi! this is my 3rd or 4th fanfic, but it is a web site where the host club has to answer all ur questions! please review so that i can create more chapters.i do not own host club, if i did kao, and Hika would already be together.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,994 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009
An Author's Manual to Fullmetal Fan Fiction by iTorchic reviews
Are you new to writing fan fiction, or are you a veteran author? Either or, this is An Author's Manual to Fan Fiction! Here I'll go through the basics of writing Fullmetal alchemist fan fiction such as: may sues, grammar, plots, etc.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
What If? by Mird reviews
The characters of Fullmetal Alchemist face their greatest wishes and fears. Angst? I think not. Chapter Two: What if I get taller? In which Ed takes over the world. Not really.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 10/10/2009
Ready, Fire, Aim by kausingkayn reviews
A collection of drabbles that revolve around Roy Mustang, as well as the rest of the FMA crew. *Latest* Merry Christmas!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Roy M.
Ouran Host Club Christmas's by FreeBelovedArmy reviews
Basically it's about each host's christmas. The first is in the host club, the second is when they're all together and then the chapters after that are their christmas's individually. Rating may change. Please read and review, much better than it sounds.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,243 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
Scary little kids by Meso the Hanyu reviews
All the FMA characters, manga ones, are in preschool. See what happens. I might update. This is pure crack XD Rating might possibly change maybe.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Envy, Edward E.
FMA Christmas Carols 2009 by charz.the.manga.alchemist reviews
I've set a challenge for myself again: to make as many carols as I can about Fullmetal Alchemist and the dead-line is Christmas day! You can request poems and carols as well! Rating may go up later. I can't write summaries. Possible pairings in the future
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Complete
Over & Over Again by calithildes reviews
Ghosts didn't exist. He knew that. But those from his past were an entirely different matter altogether. Post-movie, alt!Royai. UPDATE: Liar.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Roy M., Riza H.
Gloves, Marshmallows, and Revenge by Snippy-the-Sniper reviews
Ed and Havoc decided to pull a prank on Roy. rated T for language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
Eight Rejected Photographs from Hughes's Wallet by WargishBoromirFan reviews
Maes Hughes may carry a lot of pictures on him, but he doesn't show all of them to everyone. There are a few that not even Roy knows he has. T for language and violence in later chapters.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,376 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Elysia H., Maes H., Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Empty Eyes by Cass Purser reviews
What happens between Roy and Riza after chapter 102. Caution: major spoilers and of course a little Royai!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Running Up That Hill by Hypsidium reviews
Chapter 102 spoilers. Contains Roiai. Current chapter: Entirely Too Cheerful. He appended his association of the voice with a white uniform and attractively short skirt.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Phoenix by Miskcat reviews
Fresh from his own confrontation at the Gate, Roy reels at the sudden fate that has befallen him
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Roy M. - Complete
Although I am Blind by tumblingintowells reviews
Fullmetal would have to realize at some point that although the Fuher was physically blind, he could see far and wide in his heart and mind and nothing would ever change that. Tribute to Chapter 102. Spoilers. Slight traces of Royai, Edwin, Almei. Automatically AU after Chapter 108.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
A Future Unseen by Rika24 reviews
Chapter 102 Spoilers. What's going through Ed's head during this sad event? Ed First person POV non-yaoi RoyEd ONESHOT
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
The Sound of the Rain by OTP reviews
CHP. 102 SPOILERS! Roy sits in bed listening to the rain as he reflects on how comforting the sound is...Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
A Selfless Sacrifice by kayy christine reviews
But, you choose to leave yourself, for the sake of being strong for this last battle. Spoilers for manga ch. 102!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Alphonse E. - Complete
There's A Moral Here by Mird reviews
Five fights over five stupid things between two stupid people. Five drabbles.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Edward E., Winry R.
One Week by piece-grrl reviews
Havoc bets Roy that he can't go a week without talking to any woman except Hawkeye. What will happen? Will Roy's head leave his butt? Eventual Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Roy M., Riza H.
Ask the Cast by AnimeMatrice reviews
Have you ever had a question that you've really wanted to ask your favourite FMA character? Well, here's your chance to do so, and read other fans' questions and answers from the cast of FMA!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,151 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/20/2006
The Memories We Share by MangaFreak15 reviews
Ed's transmutation fails. The Gate takes away his ability to age and Al is turned into a baby. Afraid of what the military would do, Ed runs away. Nine years later, Roy finds Ed shot to death in his own house, with Alphonse crying over him. SEQUEL IS UP.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Memories of never to be by DragonGirl90 reviews
Memories that trip through time, memories that aren't and yet are your own, memories of never to be.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Trisha E., Roy M. - Complete
100 Theme Challenge by Puddycat reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin; characters and situations will vary, as may ratings and genres. It's being K for now, but I'll match it to the "worst" chapter so it will probably go up at some point. No time-line, varied to fit the prompt.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009
Dotted With Hearts by NekoChan4Eva reviews
A short little story. Edward returns to give the colonel his report on the philospher stone. He heard that Mustang has been acting very strange. But what he finds on the colonels desk is even MORE stranger. Rated T to be safe
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
kidnapping gone wrong by DragonGirl90 reviews
the plan was flawless, there was no way anthing could go wrong, he would be a few bucks richer and put him in his place. it would be fun. rated just to be safe, it isn't that bad at all really
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Complete
Omake Metal Play by Keiyou reviews
Short humorous stories from the many characters of the Fullmetal alchemist manga, sometimes following the story line or not at all. Ch. 4 is avalible. Turnabout is fair play, Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008
A Very Happy Halloween by ZaKai reviews
When Roy gets to his office, something happens to convince him he'll have a very happy Halloween. :Royai, light humor, oneshot:
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Office With A View by Bookwrm389 reviews
Mustang is the Fuhrer, Hughes is alive and Ed gets his very own office. Which may not necessarily be a good thing. But at least the view is quite...interesting. Slight crackfic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Complete
Can We Keep Her? by Mird reviews
Al finds a soggy creature and begs Ed to let him keep it. Is it a kitty? I think not. Oneshot, crackfic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Bad Day by Hyperthia reviews
Edward Has been having a cruddy week, but today is particularly awful. Parental Roy/Ed. Rated for some language and bullying (the bullies use ableist and homophobic slurs).
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,499 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Chimeras by Meso the Hanyu reviews
How exactly did Dorochet, Bido, Loa and Martel become chimeras? My take on it. Ooc scientist/alchemist and asistant, rated T for the assistant's cursing. *hiatus*
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Dorochet/Dolcetto, Martel
Two Ranks by Rojas Walrus reviews
She couldn’t help but smile bitterly and laugh in despair though the tears that cascaded down her cheeks. The miserable irony of it all never had escaped her, the reason why the gravestone read "In his death, his life accomplished." Strong launguage
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
The Manly Diary of Roy Mustang by Mird reviews
My name is Roy Mustang, and I am out of character. Come read of my adventures in the land of OOC in my extremely manly diary. -oneshot-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Roy M. - Complete
Music challenge by Meso the Hanyu reviews
I have been challenged to turn on my mp3 and write for the length of the song. Rated T for cursing/ violence that may occur. Canon pairings mostly no yaoi or yuri *hiatus*
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2009
Hello Beautiful by edwardsgirl16 reviews
Edward's girlfriend caught him cheating and the insults are flying! A simple song could turn the tables. Oneshot with some swearing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Risemball v 2 by edwardsgirl16 reviews
Risemball is back with a new team! Who will win, no one knows! Slight swearing
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Chaos in Central by SwannTurner reviews
Based off of Silhouette the SANVAE's story 50 Things Any FMA Fan Is NOT Allowed To Do. What happens when one prank leads to another? Please review! Complete.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Love in the Military by fangirlwithapen reviews
A certain military couple are in love! What'll happen if you put Mustang in the rain with a ring and a very beautiful Riza Hawkeye?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Risemball by edwardsgirl16 reviews
The yearly match of Risemball has begun! The Resembool Rangers and the Miniskirt Army battle it out for the title of champion!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
How to Annoy Your Colleague by she-wolf vixen reviews
Ed and Roy started with bothering one another on the elevator. Now, it's a full-fledged war of pranks on their colleagues. A comedy drabble series. Some Parental RoyEd! XD
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
101 by Neopuff reviews
Just some plot bunnies attacking my mind after reading chapter 100 for the, what, 6th time? Centered around Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye. Implied RoyAi RoyRiza Roiai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
It Never Rains But It Pours by VioTanequil reviews
Spoilers for FMA 100. Now AU. It's hard to come to terms with a First Lieutenant-shaped hole in your life, Jean muses. It's harder when you refuse to admit the hole exists, or worse, when you see nothing at all. Warning for character death.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Stuck in Amestris with a cat by Meso the Hanyu reviews
What happens when a fifteen year old with a cat gets stuck in Amestris? Let's find out. No pairings yet. I am my own oc.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/10/2009
So She Wishes It… by AliasAurora reviews
…so it shall be. MAJOR CHAPTER 100 SPOILERS AHEAD. If you read, please leave a review!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Weak & Useless by NekoChan4Eva reviews
SPOILER WARNING FOR CHAPTER 100!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Roy M., Riza H.
Their Song by Scentsy reviews
Some songs don't describe your love for one another so openly. Inspired by Taylor Swift's Our Song. Royai, mostly fluff. Oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Moodtheme Roy Mustang by Lenidrabbles reviews
100-word self-contained snippets based on LJ's moodtheme. And our favorite Flame Alchemist. MANGA CANON - plus Roy/Riza overtones.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Love you, Hate you by Meso the Hanyu reviews
This is a One shot. This is pretty much AU Ling X Ranfan. Ling and Ranfan hate each other, but they also love each other.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Ling Y., Madame Christmas - Complete
Fighting Flame with Flame by claudius reviews
Roy Mustang will stop at nothing to get his revenge on Envy. But only one man can stop him from fulfillment. You won't believe who he is. A remake of THE NIGHT BEFORE, this time set in the Mangaverse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Roy M. - Complete
Meeting Fan Girls by NekoChan4Eva reviews
Roy and Riza get called to a meeting, turns out the meeting is about to Fan Girls interviewing them. How will it end? -PLEASE REVIEW!-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Tradgey, Grief and revenage by Klada reviews
Everyone has different ways of dealing with grief. When a tragedy so heartbreaking shakes everyone what will they do?Will some deal with it through reckless actions? Will some try and find a way to restore what was? Full summary inside.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Crimson trail by abei-vofn-avjb reviews
Just a short pointless fic made because I was bored during school... includes blood and a dead character... you've been warned.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Complete
The game by iStoleYourChips reviews
Roy and Edward play a little game after-hours
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Irritum et Arcana Veritatum by Udalumis reviews
AU, Ouran is a school for 'gifted' students. Someone has wanted Haruhi since before she was born and won't be stopped by a few boys who fancy themselves suitors, but Yoshio may have plans of his own for Haruhi and what about Nekozawa and Berzenoff?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,145 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Haruhi F.
Aeternum Vale by Amelia-Maria reviews
Nobody asked for you to sacrifice yourself for us!" Colonel Mustang is dead, but can his subordinates' memories reveal exactly what happened? Angst!Ed and Human!Al.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,515 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
little Ed riding hood by DragonGirl90 reviews
beloved fairy tales, mixed with characters that are not compleatly brainwashed... fun! rated for language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,952 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009
Quotable Quotes! by Elusive Magic reviews
A oneshot of my favorite quotes from the Pendragon books. Short and funny. Major Spoilers, obviously, but a notice before Soldiers of Halla quotes. R&R, enjoy!
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Complete
And So We Go to War by Thief of Black Winged Hearts reviews
What do you live for when you've lost your point of living? How Roy felt during the Isbalan campain. Basicly. Rated T for some mild language and reference to suicide.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Roy M. - Complete
Our Time by BlackBrightField2007 reviews
The time they had spent wasn't enough for him. She left when he still needs her... Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Brother by Jayne Foyer reviews
-"Sometimes I hate you. I realize you know this." A poem from Alphonse's point of view, about everything his brother is doing and has done.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Taken by SorainaSkye reviews
It comes to her out of the darkness. Mangaverse, Dark!LingRan.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Lan Fan, Ling Y. - Complete
Pain's Cry by MetallicIllusionAlchemist reviews
He'd never thought about the boy, or cared much when he'd gone missing. Yet, when Roy suddenly decided to take the child in, Edward grew a bit suspicious.. And why was the Colonel acting so strange? No Pairings.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Waiting by Unwritten-Memories reviews
I am watching your chest rise and fall like the tides of my life, and the rest of it all and your bones have been my bed frame and your flesh has been my pillow I am waiting for sleep to offer up the deep with both hands. /Character Death/Please Read/
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
Spader Pig by anti-pookie reviews
I named my piggy bank Spader, and my friend and I wrote a parody of Spider Pig from The Simpsons Movie about it.
Pendragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/22/2009 - V. Spader - Complete
Ouran IM by hitachiingirl2506 reviews
What if Tamaki had a crazy idea to make an instant messaging system for the Host Club? Imagine the wild crazy things that could happen...Take a ride on all the weird havoc of instant messaging...I hope you enjoy! Rated T for language
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,151 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009
My Dog Days Are Done by Grinning Wolf reviews
A horrible blast like a gunshot pierces the air and deep down...I know something is wrong. When an ill shot is fired Havoc becomes a human shield for Mustang and takes the bullet. Songfic written to "If You're Reading This" by Tim McGraw. Character Death.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Jean H., Roy M. - Complete
Mary Sues Anonymous by Mird reviews
A number of choice Mary Sues get together to work out their problems. Oneshot, crack, one of Mird's many Mary Sue parodies.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
Walmart:The Host Club Edition by AngelOfFluffiness reviews
What if The Host Club ran your local Walmart? Find out by reading this story-It will give you a laugh and a half. Slight HikaKao and if you tilt your head-slight TamaHaru T for language
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
Always On My Mind by calithildes reviews
COMPLETE. They were in too deep to get out now. 40 themes on the Colonel and his First Lieutenant. FINAL UPDATE: 40, Requiem. Birthday present for winglessfairy25; spoilers up to chapter 93.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Edward vs Edward by Amaz.Awes.Vert.Chall.Nerd reviews
Edward Elric vs Edward Cullen, the Ultimate Showdown! oneshot crack fic! please R&R
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Edward E., Edward - Complete
Factum Est by Amelia-Maria reviews
Roy Mustang is awake in the middle of the night again. Angst!Roy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
The Talkshow of Doom by dani-pandy reviews
What happens when a small teenager has the Ouran host club as guests on her talkshow? Rated T for dani's bad mouthy-ness.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009
Haruhi Fujioka, Muffin Thief by The Cat With the Green Scarf reviews
Appearences can be decieving, as can summaries. Haruhi is addicted to stealing muffins, Mori needs more cowbell and Kyouya wishes his imaginary girlfriend would randomly spout muffins too. No toes were harmed in the making of this crackfic. REVIEW, yo.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
The HardKnock Life by ChipsAhoyPup reviews
Shigure's 10 years old. His mother tries to ground him, but he'll show her. He'll run away from home! That'll teach her to ground him. Rated T to be safe. R&R would be nice.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Shigure S.
Ouran Instant Messenger by FranFictionx reviews
Tamaki discovers the magic of instant messaging.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Fridge Notes by BrowncoatGrl reviews
Exactly what it says: notes on the fride left by our FMA heroes. See if you can guess who is who.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009
The Discovery by Mird reviews
Just when they though they'd seen it all, Ed and Al discover the horrors of...FFnet! oneshot, reasonably stupid...In other words, read it, or you'll sure as hell regret it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Sleep For the Weary by Indee reviews
While at Misuzu's pension, Haruhi discovers how truly terrifying a sleepy Mori-senpai can be. Light Haruhi/Mori fluff.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Pudding Story on Fire! by mcgooen reviews
So we're all well aware of Travis Willingham's infamous "Pudding Story", right? Well, how would such a situation pan-out if, oh let's say, it was Roy Mustang instead? -One Shot-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Chain Links by BlueMoonMasquerade reviews
When Haruhi and Mori are handcuffed together at the start of spring break, a few difficult problems arise. A Plot Bunny Adoption! Please read and review.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.
PlayDate by Inuchron reviews
Future fic. Winry and Riza set up a play date for their children, both young and old. EdxWin and Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
Glomp by Ryn-Ryn Arashi reviews
Maes thinks Roy has been too boring this week. So, he drags Roy along to a masquerade dance! Unfortunately for Roy, a certain fangirl is also present. Humorous oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
If Shigure Acted Like A Dog by ChipsAhoyPup reviews
What happens when Hatori decides to be EBIL and puts dog DNA into Shigure's food? Updated, rated T for cursing and pervertedness. DISCLAIMER: I don't own Fruits Basket! . ;
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,967 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Shigure S.
Days of Reckoning by jacksparrow589 reviews
A look into Roy's life during the State Alchemist Exam, including a guess as to how the gloves came about. Spoilers for volume 15 and beyond. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Roy M. - Complete
From the Heart by Klada reviews
Poems from the hearts of our beloved characters. Roy, Riza, Ed, Al and more.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Roy M., Riza H.
Fatherhood by Miriae reviews
Definitely, Roy Mustang is a more pestering father than Maes Hughes. Royai:One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Shigure gets POWAHHH! by Echos of 2008-2009 reviews
Shigure buys a magic cookie and he now has magical powers and messes with everyone's personality. And everyone has really weird obsessions. Contains all Sohma family members. If i missed one plz tell me!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Shigure S. - Complete
50 Things That Any FMA Fan Is Not Allowed To Do by Allow Me To Speak reviews
The title really says it all. 50 things that no Fullmetal Alchemist fan is not allowed to do. EVER. Hopefully funny, and manga-based. Written for fun, so reviews are loved, but not required. No flames, please.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
The Needs of the Few by Sevlow reviews
ON HIATUS! Sometimes, the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. Sometimes, it takes a tragedy to realize your destiny.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,444 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Roy M., Edward E.
Roy and Riza's Cracked Out Adventures by The New Fullmetal Alchemist reviews
GUESS WHO'S BACK! Me, with more hilarious cracked-out antics! Read my newest offering if you're a long-time fan, or start from the beginning if you're new! It's wonderfully random humor, and it's BACK AFTER 2 YEARS! Hooray!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,750 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Roy M., Riza H.
Tu mere' what? by Alois21 reviews
Roy confesses and Riza is clueless. Afraid of losing Little Roy, B.Gen Mustang uses a mumbo jumbo to tell Hawkeye that they are destined. Can Riza decode it before she loses her mind? Royai OOC Fuhrer
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
In Soviet Russia Flame Snaps You! by Rockcrab reviews
SPOILER ALERT FOR ENTIRE FMA SERIES! Alright, you've been warned. Roy Mustang was not seen beyond the gate, and either was Frank Archer. This is because, rather than Germans... they were Russians during WW2 under Stalin. Possible character death, maybe...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Roy M., F. Archer
Beware of the Rabid Door! by Julia G.D reviews
Frustrated at the lack of etiquette among his subordinates Mustang decides to teach them a lesson. However, Ed-proofing his door might turn out harder and more painful than he thinks. And not only for his staff but for himself as well. WIP
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Roy M.
The FMA Play by Flighte reviews
When Ed and Al arrive at Central one day, they don't know what to expect, but they sure don't expect to be forced into participating in the Military Musical: Wizard of Oz! Some some-what obscene content.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2009
Fairy Godfather by FuckMePumps reviews
Elysia has two fathers, one a little bit more magical than the other. friendship!RoyMaes, hints of Royai and parental!RoyEd. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Roy M., Maes H.
Sweet Sixteen by RosieShiba reviews
Roy Mustang and his team have the opportunity to relive their lives when an alchemic reaction goes wrong. All six of their ages resets to 16. Military teens mayhem!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,182 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Little Helper by lrainee reviews
The conflict is finally over, Ed and Al have finally recovered their body and Roy have finally became the fuhrer of the Amestris. It's finally the time for those wonderful relationship to bloom. Ed and Winry with a slight Roy and Riza relationship
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Edward E., Winry R.
Judge Izumi by LittleCoconutHead reviews
An FMA Spinoff of Judge Judy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
In Joy and Sorrow by overcaffeinated scrawlings reviews
100 themed sentences for the 1sentence community on LiveJournal, focused on Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye. Written on caffeine, a shortage of sleep, and a box of pixie sticks, so beware of FREAKIN' LONG SENTENCES.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Sacrifices by Amaz.Awes.Vert.Chall.Nerd reviews
Oneshot. Edward's thoughts when he dies...That sounds so morbid!... Oh well :
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
It Wasn't My Fault by Exhile87 reviews
"Sir, kindly STOP tormenting my dog." Royai, if you squint very hard.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Three Wishes by Mird reviews
Roy finds a genie. -oneshot-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
Haruhi's bad day by MayContainRandomness reviews
The day Haruhi finally gave the host club what they had been asking for. Rated M for safety because in the end there is pretty much a swear word in every sentence XD No pairings
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Sexual Harassment, with Roy Mustang! by Seliphra reviews
It's that time of the year again, time for the Sexual Harassment Seminar! And Roy get's to give it! Rated T for language and Sexual referances. One-shot, please review
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Roy M. - Complete
Blonde Moment by SpellCaster.KaYa reviews
So, Roy finally wins one and Ed suffers through the horrible disease of blondeness. Epic fun.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Kyouya's Note book by MayContainRandomness reviews
Have you ever wondered what exactly Kyouya does in his note book? A VERY short one-shot. Tiny bit of HaruxHost Club
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
You've been Royed by The Evil Obvious reviews
CURSE THE YAOI! Hahaha, i'm gonna have fangirls after my head for that! Anyways, this is a story i just made about Ed discovering the horrors that fangirls unleash upon this fandom. Poor poor Ed! more crack from me! woo! T for Edwards nasty potty mouth.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Miniskirts by crazy2696 reviews
Roy has finally passed the infamous miniskirt law. He writes about it in his...diary, reflecting on what happend when Riza found out. Oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Roy M., Riza H.
Demons by Moonfiregoldeyes reviews
Sometimes the demons win and the angels are left to cry alone at the graveside of the fallen. *Warning! Possible character death, maybe yaoi if you squint *
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Grumpy by Tenchi Kai reviews
But, Ed Elric knew what it took to make Roy Mustang grumpy. Oneshot/dribble. Parental!RoyxEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
How To Piss Off Roy Mustang by RideThatMustang reviews
This is what happens when I can't sleep. Enjoy p.s. ROY IS TEH SEX!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Roy M. - Complete
Snapshots by Crystal Remnant reviews
30 short stories with the PaternalFriend!RoyEd paring. --Chapter: Food for Thought -- The quickest way to Edward's heart is through his stomach.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,227 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Forgive Me by tra-si-sille reviews
Ranfan has done something to seriously annoy Greed. The outcome isn't good as you can probably tell from the genre . Really have to be up to date with the manga to understand. Implied LingXRanfan. Not sure about rating. Let me know if you think its too lo
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Ling Y., Madame Christmas - Complete
Dear Roy by Lightninging reviews
Almost-angsty Royai oneshot. History of Royai- what Riza would tell Roy if she had a chance to tell him everything. Deathfic, don't let that stop you. It's not sad until the end. Sorry, if any of you got an alert twice, it wouldn't work the first time.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Letting Go by Insane Author reviews
People we love die, it's the natural order of things. We will always remember them, and be thankful that they were in our lives, but sometimes we just have to let them go.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Socks by ZaKai reviews
Hughes is one to find amusement in every situation, and Roy wouldn't change that for anything. :Drabble, oneshot:
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Coincidence by Merry Masquerade reviews
With this many cross dressers around, there was bound to be some confusion. And sure, they SAY that everyone has a double somewhere out there, but isn't this going a bit far...? A series of Fruits Basket crossover drabbles.
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Momiji S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Seeing Is Believing by Baka of the Funk reviews
Haruhi and Mori... Locked in a cupboard... Sort of... But enough of that, what's happening outside, with the other hosts?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Burial of Brigadier General Hughes by Pazel reviews
The burial through the eyes of Colonel Roy Mustang.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Shigure's Losing Control! by Blood Red Vampress reviews
This is a collection of my favorte Shigure Sohma quotes in songfic form! The song is: "Control" by Metro Station. Please R&R! It's 100 percent funny! Guaranteed!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Shigure S. - Complete
Welcome Back My Love by Trevor Mustang reviews
What would happen if Riza becomes pregnant with Roy's baby and he finds out the day he becomes Fuhrer? Chapter 3 is finally up!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Roy M., Riza H.
The Way Home by Psycho Lullaby reviews
Christmas Fic written for a friend. Roy grieves over Hughes's death. Ghost!Hughes tries to cheer him up!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,568 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Obento by Celelorien reviews
During the physical examinations, the Host Club promised something to Haruhi. In the ensuing chaos, only one host actually remembers the promise, and delivers. Slight Mori/Haru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
What's Up? by Firebird reviews
Hughes finds a new way to annoy Roy on the phone.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
The Yaoi Fan Girl Virus by SlightlySpacey reviews
Haru seems to have come across a very peculiar disease... Complete!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,320 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Shigure S., Hatori S. - Complete
Painful Memories by Bleachyaoilover reviews
A relay of Maes Hughes funeral in Roy's POV. Oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Roy M., Maes H.
One Hundred First Thoughts by MoonStarDutchess reviews
The 100 Royai themes but with a twist. I wrote the first drabble that came to my mind after I read the theme. Some may be limish. [Complete]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 20,196 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
There Stands the Glass by Vesper Moonshine reviews
Maes goes out drinking with Roy, and they get a little too tight. Roy rambles about Riza, and then his mother. Meas wonders at Roy's sanity. Implied Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Waiting by calithildes reviews
She was waiting, waiting for him, and they couldn't say anything to change her mind. But she was losing faith, losing faith that he would come back, come back to them, come back to her. Implied Royai, PostAnime oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
The Old Man by Niham reviews
While passing through a village, Ginko encounters an old man who mistakes him for his son. But is he the old man's son? Ginko doesn't think so.
Mushishi - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/18/2007
100 Moments to Live For by strandedthought reviews
My one-shot responses to the EdWin 100 themes. Rating for Ed's sometimes foul mouth. 100: Let's Hurry Over There: Winry is called to Rush Valley to help one of her cutsomers Ed and Al go with her. Final Chapter!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 51,262 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
When the House was Burned Down by Waremasu Kitsune reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if Roy's parents adopted Hughes when they were nine? And ever wonder if they were left alone in the house for two days? Well they burn the house down of course.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Stuck Together by nomdeplume1313 reviews
Roy and Maes together in the academy. Suggestive, but hopefully funny fic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
The Complete Shigure Song by Moonlight Ace reviews
Ever wondered how the rest of Shigure's 'High school girls' song goes? Well, we had a shot at writing it...
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Shigure S. - Complete
FMA Chat by PoisonFlames reviews
What can go wrong? It's a chat with the FMA people! Rated for language...different animes on holidays...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 11/1/2006
Bug Problems by Black-Panther lover reviews
Central Headquarters is being invaded! How will Roy Mustang be able to deal with the... crawly problem, especially since his best friend and the only one who knows his secret fear is on a mission? [collab with indigo's ocean]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
State Alchemist 21 by Mr. Mushroom reviews
Collaboration with Fizzy 13. Amestris, 2006. Meet the next generation of State Alchemists. Please review.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,451 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007
The Life of a Writer by ZebraBow reviews
The story of the Sohamo household in a normal day. Exepect that there are reporters making a documentary on the writer Shigures life. Toharu has to fake as his 27 year old wife. And Kisa and Hiro must act as their 12 year old twins. So what could happen?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Shigure S., Tohru H.
Only Yesterday by Oku Moku reviews
[I didn't mean for them to die.] There is a reason Shigure doesn't have a license. It's the same reason Hiro and Kisa are so much younger than the rest. In memory of all D.D. victims.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Shigure S. - Complete
The Case by HomunculusGreedLing reviews
Roy gets a really tough case. I suck at sumaries, so just read it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Shoe Stealer by Taisa Prongsie reviews
Everyone knows Roy Mustang has to have his uniform in pristine condition during the Fuhrer's visits. What happens when Maes threatens the perfection? One shot. Language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Smoking is Bad by Red to Black reviews
2 out of 3 members of the Mabudachi Trio smoke. Ayame doesn't want the others to die without him so he will try to make them stop. writing more as you read this!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Hatori S., Shigure S.
Eternal Film by Just call me Sensei reviews
This is a tribute to Maes Hughes, as I know he wouldn't want us all moping. Diclaimer: I don't own FMA, no matter how much I wish I did. Some frienship fluff, but no yaoi.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
What Friends Are For by Taisa Prongsie reviews
Maes badgers Roy into hanging out after a hard day at work. Oneshot. AU.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Those who shouldn't perform alchemy by Maes Hughes's lover reviews
Maes Hughes tries alchemy. And now for his stupid mistake Roy Mustang is paying the cost. One shot story
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
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This is love reviews
Because they're there for each other. Because they understand each other Because each would do anything for the other. Because they're in love. Ran FanxLing, 100 themes. I just love this pairing! Chapter 39: Shadows
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 17,032 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Madame Christmas, Ling Y.
The Art of Prank Warfare reviews
It all started with a prank. Just one, harmless little prank, played on the Colonel out of boredom. No one could have ever guessed that the outcome. A full out war of pranks and practical jokes in which everyone will some how end up involved. No Yaoi!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Cause of Death reviews
When his best friend commits suicide, sixteen year old Roy Mustang is distraught, angry, and confused. But a new clue makes Roy wonder if Maes's death was really a suicide, and if he's even dead to begin with. AU.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,770 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Roy M., Maes H.
Say What? reviews
Tamaki is a Star Wars otaku? Haruhi can't read? Mori is a pervert? Here, the popular English Bloopers on the Ouran DvD are made into a fanfiction garunteed to make you laugh! This will be updated whenever I feel like it. Reveiws are love!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 6,164 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009
Ask The Alchemists! reviews
Have something you've always wanted the characters of FMA? Now's your time to shine! Details inside, Please Review!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,610 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009
4am Forever reviews
This is my first ever SongFic. It just reflects on how Roy felt shortly after Maes died. Very sad, song used was "4am Forever" By Lostprophets.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Roy M., Maes H.
The Aftermath reviews
Healing is a long process, but it always helps to have someone there. Royai if you squint and hold your computer upside down. As always, reviews are love.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Bring on the Rain reviews
He had promised to push his friend to the top, but some promises are made to be broken. Roy's POV. Reviews are love.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Pulling the Trigger reviews
Roy Mustang's POV "It's easy to pull the trigger on someone so different from yourself, but what about someone like you?" Oneshot. My first fan fiction, really short, rated T just to be safe. Reviews are love.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Roy M. - Complete