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An Adjustment of Plans by L. Mouse reviews
Soundwave is captured by the Autobots after being severely and permanently damaged in battle. Complete!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 252,269 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 11/30/2016 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Soundwave, Ratchet - Complete
Masks by L. Mouse reviews
After Egypt, the Autobots cannot remain a secret. Can they make a new home for themselves on Earth? Can they defend Earth from a new threat? Ensemble cast, with numerous mechs imported from G1. Note warnings.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 113 - Words: 913,629 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bumblebee
Sheer Dumb Luck by Dreaming of Everything reviews
The Constructicons found Ratchet and asked him to repair their sixth gestalt member. He couldn't say no, although he knew he needed to. Forced into an uneasy truce, he's almost starting to get attached... Slash, poly, plug'n'play, G1 characters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,740 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 3/2/2015 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Ratchet
TF G1 The Cure by Deathcomes4u reviews
G1 When Bumblebee takes a hit for Prowl, neither of them are prepared for the doctor's orders. In the end, its probably the best medication either has ever had. HARDCORE LONGASS MECHSMUT. I WARN'D YA. Incl. BeexProwlxJazz BeexTwins. lolcrackbutnot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 227,942 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Prowl, Bumblebee
Where You and I Collide by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Separately, Jazz and Prowl are like forces of nature- they are uncompromising and uncontrollable. But what becomes of their natures when these two unstoppable forces collide? Will one break the other, or will they both be stronger for it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 362,090 - Reviews: 2281 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Property Of by hydraling110 reviews
During a Cybertronian 'peace,' ex-Cons decide to hide the sentience of and sell humans as pets to secure Earth. Sam and Mikaela might just be the first to grasp the reality of the situation alongside their new mech owner.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 251,777 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B.
Story of a lifetime by taralynden reviews
In the long war, every mech had a story. This is just one of them. This is Prowl.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 265,329 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010 - [Prowl, Jazz] - Complete
When Trapped Within by plenoptic reviews
When the time-stop program goes haywire, Elita One is left stuck as a sparkling. As he cares for her, Optimus is shown a side of his beloved that he's never seen before, and is forced to confront some painful truths.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,615 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Elita One, Optimus Prime
Toy Soldiers by Sakon76 reviews
Post Dark of the Moon, Will Lennox goes home.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/4/2011 - W. Lennox - Complete
Autobots Mourn Too by The Assassin's Pen reviews
One month after DOTM, Sam comes to check on Optimus and confront him about something that's been bothering him. No slash, big spoilers for DOTM. Rated in case. One shot.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Optimus Prime, Sam W. - Complete
Lapsus Memoriae by ryagelle reviews
In the aftermath of the Battle of Autobot City, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe discover that hope and life may be rekindled... but at what cost? Tie-in fic with TtH, CC, and UB. G1, slash, rating subject to change. I still don't own Transformers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,104 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Ratchet, Sideswipe
Prime by Luki Dimension reviews
Post ROTF. Life is finally getting back to normal for Sam Witwicky, when a visit from Optimus shatters his world...again.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,802 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Trials of a Seeker by Sorciere reviews
Will gets turned into a Seeker. Things really go downhill from there. Semi-serious crack-bunny, rated for a couple of later chapters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 202,590 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - W. Lennox, Ironhide - Complete
On The Courtship of Seekers by Oni-Gil reviews
Seekers fly, live, work, and bond in threes. Thundercracker and Skywarp pursue a potential mate… said mate is less-than-enthusiastic. A whirlwind courtship commences…
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Starscream, Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
Forgive by Luki Dimension reviews
A thoughtless comment made by Snotlout makes Hiccup doubt the friendship he has with Toothless.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Conceptions of the Self by ChangeIsJustifiable reviews
07 - Sore throats, nightmares, and the differences between organics and Cybertronians - something is terribly wrong with Sam. To live is to evolve, and shape alone is not enough. Think of it as a mutual learning experience. Bot!Sam Bee/Sam
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 198,483 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sam W., Bumblebee
The Lost by The Starhorse reviews
A series of lifechanging events involving Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, told from different points of view. Written in 2002, long before it would become painfully obvious that I could have chosen a better title...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 80,408 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Prowl's Contraband List by The lunatic who cares reviews
Due to some incidents amongst the crew I have updated the contraband list to include earth items. Please take note. Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Prowl
Purple Heart by Gixxer Pilot reviews
Rule #86: A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive. 2009 Movieverse series of oneshots. Complete.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Optimus Prime, W. Lennox - Complete
Phoenix by The Starhorse reviews
A look at the history of Ratchet's relationship to Sideswipe, told in snapshots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,982 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Grease Monkeys by chaitea16 reviews
09 Movie verse with other continuity undertones - Mikaela’s love life hits the road block from hell while Ratchet is left fuming over having committed Wheeljack inspired malpractice. Mikaela/Ratchet with mocking of Sam/Bee; Nothing for, or against, slah
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,958 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Mikaela B., Ratchet - Complete
Aporia by Lnzy1 reviews
The day the new Allspark came into being was the day Sam Witwicky died. But a millennia later on a renewed Cybertron, a new life is sparked; One with green optics and memories of another world. AU movieverse.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,210 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Prisoner by antepathy reviews
Starscream, captured by Autobots, spends time with a linguist. This is my very first fanfic, so it's a little...wobbly. Now divided into slightly more manageable chapters!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,419 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Starscream, Ratchet - Complete
Claustrophobia by Shadow Wolf 359 reviews
A freak accident in a battle between the Autobots and Decepticons leaves Ratchet stuck deep within a collapsed cave with Starscream, and it's up to Ratchet to keep the Seeker calm enough that he doesn't panic and get them both killed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,812 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Starscream, Ratchet
Staying Alive: A HowTo by The Starhorse reviews
Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,699 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Light Worth Protecting by Oni-Gil reviews
Humanized AU. After so many vorns, they all had their scars, visible or not.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,509 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Ironhide, Optimus Prime
The Art of Subtlety by SeekerFreefall reviews
G1, Twins/Ratchet, my own version of how they hook up. There are many ways to entice a would-be lover to your bed - here are a few that do not work, and one that does.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Sunstreaker, Ratchet - Complete
Descant by Vaeru reviews
G1/Jux compliant. Requiem sequel. Prowl doubted that his desired image of Respected Superior Officer came across very well with a half-scrapped mech clinging to his hand, but he loomed as best as he was able and glared.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,925 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Prowl, Jazz
Culture Shock by Oni-Gil reviews
Adopted from the TF bunny farm. Seekers have their own culture that other 'bots don't fully understand... which is how Megatron ended up accidentally proposing to Starscream. And Starscream has no intention of letting him back out of it...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Shattered by CasusFere reviews
It was the Aerials' greatest fear, losing a gestalt-mate... but they never thought it could actually happen. Character death.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Slingshot, Fireflight - Complete
Light by Cyndi reviews
Those with vision needed it to see. .o Animated. JazzxProwl SLASH o.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,414 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
The Rules of Size by Aspirare reviews
There are four rules that define who we are and how we all live.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
The Best Therapy by Burnedtoasty reviews
G1: Sometimes words are the only possible thing to resort to. Nobody knows words, and their power, better than Bluestreak. It’s just that, sometimes, even he doesn’t know the right ones to say.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Bluestreak, Hound - Complete
Indefinite Objects by Dwimordene reviews
Movieverse 2007 Logic: it's an elegant weapon for a barbaric and xenophobic age. Sorry, George Lucas. Maggie, Glenn, and Ratchet.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Glen W., Maggie M. - Complete
Keep Them From Harm and Injustice by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: When Ratchet swore to heal all, he did not take his oath lightly. The first time he met the likes of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe, he knew they'd be trouble. Unfortunately, Sunstreaker did not count on what one feisty, loud-mouthed medic could do to him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker - Complete
The Long Road Home by Conna Stevenson reviews
Damaged and unable to communicate with or even find his fellow Autobots, a lone survivor crashes to Earth and must locate Optimus and the others before a dangerous enemy arrives. Who can he trust, if he cannot tell friend from foe?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,622 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007
Nightwatch by NKfloofiepoof reviews
Steeljaw is on a mission to retrieve information from the Nemesis, but he runs into a little...resistance. Warning: kitties
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Ravage, Steeljaw - Complete
Format by Luki Dimension reviews
Bumblebee goes to the cliff to find a young sparkling, and remembers the incident that brought it into being. No pairings
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,047 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Complete
The Sins Of The Past by Hunting Osprey reviews
No matter how far or fast you run your past misdeeds will always be there to greet you and, for Jazz, the price of absolution could be deadly.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,219 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Pieces of the Dead by David Hines reviews
Sam and Optimus take a road trip. Movieverse, with some tips of the hat to other formats.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,462 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
Creations by Melora Maxwell reviews
Out of all the Decepticons, only Soundwave knows about the insanity and benefits of raising a family, especially when that family consists of the Cassettes...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Soundwave - Complete
Sparks by vericus reviews
It started with a broken down truck, carried on with giant robots, got twisted up with some Allspark energy, and now the who thing's gone to the Pits. Alex's life has never been more out of her control...literally. An Optimus story!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,883 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Jazz - Complete
Inside Of You by Kirmon64 reviews
Frenzy is a devious little bot. A VERY devious little bot. Rated M for a reason, folks! /CadexFrenz, smutfic/
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Barricade, Frenzy - Complete
Brainwaves by Flarn reviews
2007 Movieverse. SamBee. Sam experiences a strange dream in which he shares his most intimate thoughts and feelings with Bumblebee, but is it really a dream? The reality that awaits him is one that no human has ever known: life as a giant robot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,293 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007
Thief by Dierdre reviews
[2007 movieverse, Sam and Bumblebee centric] Time is an indiscriminate thief, and eventually it takes everything.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
On Being Reduced to Instinct by The Starhorse reviews
When weird stuff happens to Mirage. Poor, poor Mirage. Whinny.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,936 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Blue 42 by The Starhorse reviews
Beware of irritating Prowl. It does not pay.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,295 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Just the Cat's Meow by The Starhorse reviews
No one ever remembers to watch out for Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,715 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
Why You Should Never Go Unarmed by Epona Harper reviews
You can push anyone too far. And never assume that someone doesn't know the language you're dissing them in.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Complete