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Joined 03-26-09, id: 1879890, Profile Updated: 07-26-10
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

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Hey everybody!
Here's a little bit about me!

I'm a senior in high school!!

I'm from the USA, more specifically New England!

My real name is Kelsey

My Favorite Books: The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, and Twilight, Looking For Alaska, anything by Mitch Albom.

What I'm reading right now: Message in a Bottle by Nicholas Sparks

My Favorite Movies: National Treasure, The Guardian, Stick It, Harry Potter, The Notebook

My Favorite Music: Taylor Swift, Daughtry, Nickelback, The Script

I joined fanfiction at the end of March 2009 while I was experiencing the worst case of writer block ever. This started as my outlet for relieving that writer's block, but Twilightmaniac21 (she's changed her pen name now) became my first reviewer and so I continued. I'm in the middle of writing what I hope will someday be a novel. It will not be posted on this site because it has nothing to do with Twilight because unfortunately Stephenie Meyer beat me to that but if by some miracle I do get published I'll put it on my profile.

About my future novels:

BitterSweet is a story about a girl with a tragic past and a hopeful future
and my un-named fantasy is a magical twist on one aspect of Greek Mythology.

~ K

HAHA!! I laughed so hard at this, hope you like it!! This is my bucket list!

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

the six truths of life

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS (these totally made me laugh)

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen

10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7. Ask how Tanya is.

6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.

4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?

1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.

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Guilty by sephiesport reviews
While Katniss is fighting for her life during the 75th Hunger Games, Gale's got his own problems to deal with. Namely planning a rebellion, avoiding the psycho who wants him dead, and survivng a bombing. You know, no big deal. Gale's POV of Catching Fire
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 102,443 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
The Mockingjay by crisskisses reviews
The Capitol destroyed my home and they're after me and anyone I love next. Join me as I struggle to stay sane, keep loved ones safe, and stay alive. I am Katniss Everdeen and I will not go down without a fight.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,767 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Flying Sparks by sparksflying reviews
The third book in the Hunger Games Trilogy, or rather, how I would write it. Please enjoy and comment! CF spoilers. Rated T for violence, mild language and adult content. COMPLETE.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,196 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Katniss E. - Complete
Scars by holymfwickee reviews
Post-CF. Peeta is rescued from the Capitol by Katniss and her band of rebels; however, after months of torture it is unknown if he will survive. It is also unknown if Katniss will survive if he doesn't. Majority written prior to the publication of MJ.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 129,150 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
The Spectators of Twelve by healer96 reviews
Katniss and Peeta left behind District Twelve for the 74th Hunger Games. But how did their friends and families cope with watching their every move on screen? Multiple POVs from both OCs and Canon. DISCONTINUED.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,510 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009
Down To Eleven by Th Ghst f Slss Frnc reviews
This is written to be a direct continuation after "Catching Fire". I haven't read any sort of excerpt/summary for the 3rd book, so it's just how I imagine it. I'm writing this off the top of my head, so IDK what's going to happen either. Thanks to Dally2.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,873 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Firestarter by MoonNRoses reviews
Post CF. Katniss wakes up to a not-so-simple truth: District 12 is gone, there is a rebellion, and she's the poster child. Peeta is captured, Gale is dogging her steps, and people need her. She will risk everything, again, to make sure they survive.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,257 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Blue Moon by PsychoPhoenix38 reviews
6 years after Breaking Dawn, the Cullens must deal with finding a new life in high school and to have Renesmee to join them. The Volturi, however, have different plans of how the future will play out. All characters. Multiple perspectives. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 170,186 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Haunting Souls by smyle94 reviews
The outcomes of the 75th Hunger Games is not how Katniss expected. Revealing the secrets of the Capitol, the hidden truths of District 13, and secrets about herself...little does she know how blind she truly was... - cont of catching fire
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,282 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Different by PlainJane2311 reviews
Bella's parents divorce. Bella moves to Phoenix away from her best friends, Alice and Edward. Now it's 4 years later. What will happen when Bella moves back to Forks and things get strange? Please R&R! NOT All Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 86,767 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Piece In His Games by Ella Hollywood reviews
Peeta has been taken by the Capitol and is being tortured for information, all the while thinking Katniss is dead. But will a conversation with the Pres. make him question everyone he trusts? Read to find out!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,235 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Peeta M., Pres. Snow
Virtual Omniscience by Hannai reviews
Aro lusts only for power. Meeting the talented siblings Alice and Edward Cullen gives Aro a new idea for ultimate power- virtual omniscience. Now all he has to do is convince them to serve him and thats where kidnapping Bella Swan comes in.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,329 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
All Alone by JasperAndJill reviews
Skye and Austin, the accidental vampires, find themselves being taken in by the Cullens, but will a mistake from their past bring the formidable Volturi upon them? And can their fledgling love survive long enough for it to blossom fully? 50 years post BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,476 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009
hell in earth by dayra reviews
peeta's POV. starting from when he was hiding in the mud - this is how i think the book would've been like from peeta's pov. please review/comment. thanx. enjoy :D
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,456 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/16/2009
Survivable? by Fairytales-are-better reviews
If you told Katniss when She was 16 that by 30 she would be Married, Famous and have a Child she would have luaghed in your face.But she is Married.She is Famous.And she does have a Child. With the Capitol still wanting revenge Will this family Surive?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,261 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009
Blazing Love by ladybug24 reviews
Katniss must rescue Peeta and the wedding seems to be her only option. But what will she do when Haymitch reminds her of the baby and how will Gale fit into this? Who'll Peeta find when he reaches the capitol and will Snow finally fall? book 3-my version
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Bread and Butter by WindowChild reviews
Do not keep reading if you haven't finished Catching Fire. AU. Instead of Peeta getting picked up by the Capitol, it's Katniss. When Gale climbs aboard the hovercraft, he and Peeta must forge a friendship in order to find Katniss and save her life.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Peeta M., Gale H.
Solace by Ivorylion reviews
Jasper Whitlock POV. Takes place after Jasper leaves Peter and Charlotte in search of a life without the guilt of drinking human blood. Chronicles his first meeting with Alice, the Cullens and an unexpected encounter with his past. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,582 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Jasper, Alice
Back to the Future by WindowChild reviews
The Auror department takes a trip into the future, only to find that most of the continents have been destroyed in the invention of the Capitol. While they can't save it, they do manage to save the life of Peeta - and to bring him back to their own time
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009
Second Chance by ScFlEaD reviews
."I knew that if Bella had not been so giving, so selfless, then I would still have her here with me.....but I wouldn’t be holding my daughter." What if Bella didn't make it? After giving birth to her daughter, Bella died...or did she?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,989 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
Terminal Bachelor, Famous Ladies Man by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Charlie Swan isn't shabby with the ladies... His mustache and handcuffs make for one powerful seduction tool. O/S. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Charlie S. - Complete
Kitchen Duty by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Hermione and Ron move beyond "just friends." Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. Canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,446 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Prison by xoxomemexoxo reviews
Post catching fire- Peeta is captured, tortured for information that he does not have. Katniss is safe, determined to find Peeta at all costs. What will happen when she decides do look for Peeta? From both Katniss and Peeta's POV.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
Hypnotizing by daydreamingxxx reviews
My name is Aiza Monett... I have a plan... all I need are my eyes... I will compete in The Hunger Games...and I will win. This is not an ordinary career tribute. Yes she volenteered but she has a different victory in mind. I suck at summaries, sorry.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,771 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009
Continuation of Midnight Sun by Thunder's Blade reviews
This is Midnight Sun where Stephenie Meyer left off. A look inside Edward's head in Twilight. Shows the teenager inside him. A little bit different from what you would originally think of him. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,182 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Hunger of sweet Revoultion by Theonewhostandsout reviews
Major Catching fire spoilers! Post-catching fire... Summary inside!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Long Lost friends by Mrs.DamonS reviews
Bella is 8 and lives with the Cullen’s, she’s the only one allowed to call Edward, Eddie. What happens when something makes the Cullen’s give Bella up for adoption? Will Edward be able to forget her? What happens 17 yrs later when they come back?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,959 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Green Flash by duniellaa reviews
6 years have passed since the birth of Renesmee. Jacob gets jealous and things that should've kept quiet for longer arise. What will happen when Renesmee finds out a hidden secret? Renesmee & Jacob's POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 98,437 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Sitting, Waiting, Wishing by MissFANG-TeamGALE reviews
The whole time I was reading The Hunger Games, I wondered what Gale was thinking, while he watched Katniss survive. I decided to get inside his head, and write what I think went on with him. Will be completely in Gale's POV.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,271 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009
Somebody to Love by kelsey1593 reviews
Leah got the short end of the stick in Twiligh. Her fathers death and the man she loved falls in love with her cousin.This stroy is about finding your true soul mate and finding your self on your way. This story is about, well,finding Somebody To Love!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,083 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Leah
Breaking Dawn by Laura178 reviews
COMPLETE.--My version of Breaking Dawn.-----"I couldn't live without Edward, and I would rather my heart stop beating than try." ------ All characters belong to Stephenie Meyer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,503 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7062 - Favs: 6,679 - Follows: 1,928 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
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Broken Dreams reviews
Cassie Cullen's dreams are shattered when she is turned into a vampire. She joins the Cullen family. When conflict arises, Cassie must prove herself an asset to the family, and not a liability. Post Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,661 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009
Ring Around the Moon reviews
One shot about Renesmee and Jacob. More details inside.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Windchime Voice reviews
The Twilight characters will have all sorts of adventures but the plot line for each chapter will follow the lyrics of a different song. Do you know what song it is? Details inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009