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Author has written 7 stories for Covenant, Legion, Crow, and Vampire Diaries.

Hello, Hello! My name is NoOne! No gonna tell you my name, but hey who doesnt love a good memory.

I am 17 and kinda short for my age, but hey, size doesn't matter ;D I love the Twilight and my when people ask me who my fave character is, it changes! TEAM LEAH CLEARWATER!

A post that I made up on the spot, 100% mine: I opened my heart to you ya'll, let you see my childest fears, and this is what I get. I get to watch as you turn your backs on me and walk away. The heart is a fragile thing, and I just wish fate would stop making mine a soccer ball in this stupid game. ~ By Tabitha

Copy and Paste if you have every felt the same.


I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Fear the rage of the patient one

Therapist = The/rapist... Scary thought

"I called your boyfriend gay and he slapped me with his purse."

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Found this somewhere. Just about died laughing cause it's so true.

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection.. .again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

18. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

Shows I watch- Supernatural! (LOVE IT!), Moonlight, Vampire Diaries, True Blood, Secret Life of the American Teenager -Sorta Kinda-

Terminator:Sarah Connor Chronicles -When it was still on.- Charmed, Angel, Buffy -the re-runs anyway-

Movies I love - Legion (LOVE IT!) , AVATAR, The Mask, Little Nicky!.

Stories I have read-

The whole Twilight Saga

Stardust- Sorta :-P

Elders -2nd Eragon book-

Harry Potter The Half Blood Prince, an The deathly Hallows.

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: ... I was crying with laughter halfway through it XD

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I am not authorised to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldermort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I am Not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) I will not tell Draco to “Make like a ferret and bounce”

30) It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin ‘Once you go black you never go back’

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) I will not greet Professor McGonagall with “What’s new pussy cat?”

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of lessons and claim someone put the imperious cure on me.

38) I will Not tell Ron and Hermione to ‘get a room’ whenever they start fighting

39) I will not tell Severus Snape he takes himself to seriously. Same applied for Minerva McGonagall.

40) Ravenclaw’s do not find a sign saying the library is closed for an indefinite time period funny in any sense. Nor does Hermione Granger.

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) I will not refer to Lucius Malfoy as a pimp - even if he does carry a pimp cane

47) I am no longer allowed to use the words ‘pimp cane’ in front of Draco Malfoy

48) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

My faith: Jesus:
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

If you are absolutly in love with Stephanie Meyers Fictional Character Jasper, Copy and Paste this into your Profile.

If you are a member of the unofficial Jasper Whitlock Hale Fangirl Club, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the Cullens (JASPER!!), but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal.

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Eclipse

How long did it take you to read the books?

Like three days, I had school

Who introduced you to the books?

My sister Ana!

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

Borrowed all of them.

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?

Midnight Sun

What's your dream ending to the series?

Alice leaves Jasper so I can have him!! or Paul leaves Rachel!! -NOUGH SAID!-

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?

It hard to chose! Leah, Jasper, and Paul!

Who's your favorite vampire?

JASPER!

Who is your favorite werewolf?

TEAM LEAH CLEARWATER!

What are your favorite quotes from the stories and by who?

Claim this, moron. -Leah Clearwater

Shut up, Jacob. Oops, I’m sorry – I mean, shut up, most high Alpha. -Leah Clearwater

That will be my goal, then – to be less annoying than Paul. -Leah Clearwater

Sometimes you’re a little strange, Bella. Do you know that? -Jacob Black

After a century of instant gratification, I found self-discipline… challenging. -Jasper Hale

You held out your hand, and I took it without stopping to make sense of what I was doing. For the first time in almost a century, I felt hope. -Jasper Hale

It’s just been my experience that some kinds of working relationships are better motivated by fear than by monetary gain. -Jasper Hale

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

Their first time in the meadow

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When she tried to kill him when he called Renesmee Nessie

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

Alice: "this hostage stuff is fun"

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

Cullens and New born army

Which book cover was your favorite?

Breaking Dawn

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

Hmmm...Maybe :P

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

Twilight

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?

Twilight

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Edward!

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Edward

Bella or Jacob?

Jacob

Bella or Alice?

Alice

Alice or Jacob?

Alice!I love that little shortie!

Rosalie or Alice?

Rose!

Jasper or Alice?

Jasper!!

Jasper or Edward?

JASPER!!

Carlisle or Esme?

woooo...tie!

Emmett or Jasper?

Jasper baby!

Emmett or Jacob?

Emmet!

Bella or Rosalie?

Rosalie

Esme or Charlie?

Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie

Jacob or Sam?

EWWW!

Sam or Quil?

Quil

Quil or Embry?

Embry!!

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria

Werewolves or Vampires?

WEREWOLF! Never shall it change! Or if you made me...I would be a WERE-PIRE!

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God

I am TEAM JASPER!! Not that I don't like Edward, but I would rather date a scarred, tragic vampire than one who is a control freak. Just saying. ;)

I found these on other profiles. I take no credit for them.

Heaven doesn't want me, and hell's afraid I'll take over. (Ask anyone- this is definitely me! Haha!)

When the world is ending, I'm throwing the party!

Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.

People are like Slinkys. Basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs. (It is!)

You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your family. You can, however, pick the insane asylum where you have them all locked away.

Something everyone should remember: Emmett is the strongest. Edward is the fastest. But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make you feel jealous.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do.

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

They keep saying the right person will come along. I think a truck hit mine.

You're diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

If it wasn’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

When I die, I want to go peacefully, like my grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile!

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

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No Reasons by anneryn7 reviews
AU. Part of me feels like I deserve this. I've never been a good son. Sex became the only way I could deal my father hitting me. Now that Vicki is gone, I don't have an excuse to hate Jeremy. I don't deserve him.. but I love him. Trigger warnings.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,070 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 5/23/2010 - [Tyler L., Jeremy G.] R. Lockwood, Mason L. - Complete
Return To Me by Carrot Top reviews
-REVISED- Paige Collins, a human, and Eric Northman, a vampire, were once madly in love with each other. Their romance, however, met its untimely end after Paige's demons caught up to her and left her with no choice but to leave him. When they unexpectedly cross paths again over a year later, they soon discover that time has changed many things, but their love is not one of them...
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 107,075 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 8/3/2009 - [Eric N., OC] - Complete
Ghosts of Babylon by The Noble Rot reviews
Audrey didn't die in the crash. Bleeding, suffering immense pain but still alive, the young girl is pulled from the wreckage by one just as injured as she is, though he wears his wounds on the inside. Their relationship will threaten to destroy them both.
Legion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,536 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Gabriel, Audrey A.
the Passion of Angels and Demons by The Drowned World reviews
As ancient myths rise with incredible power, Xander and Angelus find themselves at the center of a passion that may yet explode and burn the entire world to cinders...Chapter XXV, Part II now available; Chapter XXVI coming soon.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 279,799 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Xander H., Angel
Sweet Home Alabama by NewTwilightEclipse reviews
Jasper has been alone for over 100 years, so what happens when he meets his singer Joanna. Can he resist her blood in order to love her as he wants, or will she be just another snack? JxOc AxOc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 110,470 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Jasper
Have Mercy by texasbella reviews
Take one diabetic rockstar, who has to hide his true nature, and trap him in an elevator with a doctor who happens to be of the same persuasion. Will the good doctor have mercy on him? C/J slash. Written for Fandom 4 Juvenile Diabetes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,043 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
Moonlit Paths by Sapphire-Raindrop reviews
I had always loved the darkness, loved the moon with its simple beauty. It was my sanctuary, my fortress. Not like the sun, the bright, piercing sun that burned like fire. But why...why is my path suddenly changing? Why am I falling in love with the sun?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,759 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Seth
Karma by Mr.Light-of-Twilight reviews
The womanizing player of La Push and Forks, Paul Meraz finally imprints! Too bad for Paul that fate wants to toy with him a little! Because Paul's imprint is a GUY! How will Paul deal with this and will he accept this fate? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,544 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Paul
Eragon's Challenger by RodeoRogue reviews
When Eragon meets a mysterious girl in the woods one day, he has no idea that his life would take another dramatic turn. What he does know about her is little, and what he doesn't... is deadly. Please read and review!
Eragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,906 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Eragon
Innocence is Bliss by XxLovePotionNumber9xX reviews
Sookie's sister Rozlyn comes to her after problems with her boyfriend. While staying in Bon Temps, a certain vampire falls for her. Does not go in order of the books or the show.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,934 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Eric N.
Wounds by HeavenlyBodies reviews
It was an act of instinct, nothing mattered beyond the breath of the man in his arms. -o-o-Warnings: Near deathness- not a death!fic, everybody with the exception of random nameless bandits of doom lives
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Voice of Truth by ilikecrystals reviews
A serial killer forces Sam to reveal his true feelings for Dean. Wincest/Slash/Frottage/Lots of kissing. Please point out any errors or crap writing so I can fix. I love constructive criticism and reviews so bring 'em! :D
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,543 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Learn To Love by TheScarlettRaven reviews
A hunt gone wrong leaves Dean and Sam to face their true feelings for each other. Set in Season 4. Co-Written by Heatherofthenight. Wincest Warning! Adult Content.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,848 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Kill Me by theunluckybreak reviews
To save everyone, Tyler has to kill the only one he really cares about.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Tyler L., Jeremy G. - Complete
Lies That Come With Loving You by zodiacgem01 reviews
Thena is caught between a war and holds something from Murtagh when she first meets him but finds herself falling for her sworn enemy and protecting him from harm. Will she find a way to see pass who his father was and what he did to her family?
Eragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,350 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Murtagh
Starting Over by WynterC reviews
It has been a hard road for the Cullens since Edward left Bella in Forks. Now, twenty years later, while attending high school in a small city in Alaska, they meet Jane Watson. Will Edward take another chance?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 166,419 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Edward, Alice - Complete
This is Not Convenient by cloudyjenn reviews
If Castiel doesn't find a mate soon, the council will assign him one. And Dean's not about to let that happen. Dean/Castiel slash
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,022 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 2,566 - Follows: 259 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
AngelCuffed by Luciel89 reviews
Dean wakes up to find himself handcuffed to his angel. Both are annoyed, Sam finds it hilarious and awkward situations await them. But the longer they're tied together, the more things between them start to change...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,090 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Bleed For Me by qaby reviews
It was raining that night. The night that marked the beginning of Stefan and Caroline's journey as they went from strangers on a first name basis to something infinitely more meaningful.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Stefan S., Caroline F.
A Day at the Beach by UConfuseMe reviews
Elena and Stefan plan a "normal" day at the beach, hoping it'll get Bonnie and Damon to finally befriend each other after all they've been through. But a stubborn vampire and pissed off witch is not something you want at the beach. Bamon.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,584 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Bonnie B., Damon S. - Complete
Little Wolf by bluenewmoon reviews
Jacob finally turns, and then imprints on none other then Sam Uley! Not only is he a wolf but he's a submissive, can he deal with, wolves, vampires, and suspicious friends all while falling in love with a guy he hates? Sam/Jacob SLASH! AUish
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,770 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Jacob, Sam
And I Shall See His Glory by Luciel89 reviews
After a small accident, Dean finds himself being able to see Castiel's wings. Eventually he finds himself being obsessed with them, secretly admiring them. What happens if Castiel ever finds out Dean is spying on his very private parts? Set mid-season 5.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Phoenix by Dusk LockHeart reviews
Even Archangels need a backup plan. This is Michael's.
Legion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,846 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Michael
Your Tired Eyes by stilted breath reviews
Being a teenager with a hard father and an alcoholic mother can be tough. Life is beyond hard for Tyler Lockwood. And it doesn't help that the only place he can find solace is in the arms of Jeremy Gilbert. Tyler/Jeremy. Jyler. Slash.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,759 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Tyler L., Jeremy G. - Complete
What the Hell? by cjfed95 reviews
Leah left La Push a year ago. But what will Sam do when he finds out she has been keeping a huge secret? Can they break the imprint and will Leah be able to trust him again? *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 72,550 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Leah, Sam - Complete
Wherever This Path Takes Me by Twisted Arrogance reviews
Something strange is going on with Leah's body and she can't explain it. In the meantime, Nahuel is back in town and things seem to be heating up between the two of them. What will happen? Leah x Nahuel.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,995 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Leah, Nahuel
Forever Connected by LostOne125 reviews
Damon/Stefan. male/male. slash. Stefan has reached his breaking point, and he confronts Damon. It doesn't quite turn out that way he thought.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Damon S., Stefan S. - Complete
Wolf Bite by PhoenixWhite1120 reviews
Jacob Black, a cast out rogue, has lost all meaning for life...That is until he meets Sam Uley and his pack. Rated M for language, angst and lemony goodness in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,701 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Sam, Jacob - Complete
Two is better than one by brezzybrez reviews
Leah is leaving La Push, to escape the heart ache, when she is hit by a car. OC/Leah/OC. A double imprint story. lemon later on.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,927 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Leah - Complete
Untitled by extremediva19 reviews
This is a short pwp Jeremy/Tyler fic from Tylers pov. My 1st Vampire Diaries fic so probably ooc.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Jeremy G., Tyler L. - Complete
I Thought I Lost You by If-I-Were-A-Wolf reviews
Jake finally gets the ability to imprint, he thinks his imprint will be Bella, but what if his imprint was someone completely different. Will he accept or run away and leave his imprint broken hearted. Sam/Jake, my first fic, give it a chanc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,382 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Jacob, Sam - Complete
Leave Me Breathless by SizzlinMama reviews
A love story. A life story. Sam mpreg, Wincest, joy, wonder, sadness, fun and surprises.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,553 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Deserving by Azure K Mello reviews
After Angel comes back from Hell Xander writes him a letter. slash
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Xander H., Angel - Complete
Lost to the Mist by Azure K Mello reviews
COMPLETE! What would have happened if Xander had found Angel? SLASH
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/29/2003 - Xander H., Angel - Complete
Cursed to Eternity by Alana Colborne reviews
Xander goes to help Angel kill a demon that has cursed Buffy, sacraficing something along the way. Warning: SLASH *now complete*
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,881 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/22/2001 - Xander H., Angel - Complete
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The Other Half Of Him reviews
Her chest burned, her heart was thumping, and she felt she couldn't breathe as she stared to the eyes of the man that was her other half and now her fate "Its you"
Legion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,334 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Gabriel
Daughter to the Covenant reviews
There weren't supposed to be anymore of them, all the people in their family that got the power were first born sons' since the coven was formed, untill Amelia Perry was born, and there are big plans for her. Caleb/Oc. OOC T rated.
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Caleb D.
Need Me Like I Need You reviews
He was so done with the loneliness, the hurt, and the anger. It filled him till he felt like he would come apart at the seams. Pushed too far,but he had an anchor now. Alaric needed Damon, just as Damon needed Alaric. Slash. Damon/Alaric.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Damon S., Alaric S.
Drunken Nights that Led to Hung Morning reviews
Sequel to Poker Night and Hung Over Morning. This is a short one-shot off what happened when the liquor came into play. Enjoy. One-Shot OOC - only slightly Enjoy.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Damon S., Jeremy G. - Complete
Poker Night and Hung Over Morning reviews
Just a short One-shot. Started as a poker night, ended with a bad hang over. OOC Just stupid and completely Random Enjoy :-
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Damon S., Jeremy G. - Complete
Sorry just isn't Enough Anymore reviews
"Sorry won't fix this…it isn't good enough anymore…" Stefan's voice was raw and hoarse."I know brother….I know…" Damon was all he could say. REDONE. OOC.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Stefan S., Damon S. - Complete
The Crow's Raven reviews
Raven made a vow the night she died on the peir she would come back kill the one's that did this to them, and she was gonna keep that vow to the last letter. Ashe/oc
Crow - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,328 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Ashe