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My name is for me to keep secret and for you to not know.
Fave animal: I love and respect all animals
Fave books:Too many to choose from
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Awesome lines I've read or heard
A motherfucking butterfly. Scout had to fucking catch it. It was his goal in life to catch that fucking butterfly. -Scout Finds a Butterfly by Maggot Magnet
"Ve are ze BLU, correct?" "Yeah..." "Right..." "Und zat stands for Builders League United?" "Uh-huh..." "So... Vhy did ve just blow up a building?" -TF2 Moments by Lalicure
Engineers' face went blank. 'Oh my God... I can't remember my name.' "Uh... My first name is... The. And my last name is Engineer." -Engie introducing himself to Sniper's mother, TF2 Moments by Lalicure
"You cannot save everyone, doktor. You are not God." -Heavy, Eight Mercenaries and a Toddler by ChaosandMayhem
"Do not worry, Josef—it is not weak to mourn innocence." -Heavy, Eight Mercenaries and a Toddler by ChaosandMayhem
"All experts were once beginners." - unknown
"Why th' bloody hell does Pyro 'ave bubble soap?" "Why wouldn't Pyro have bubble soap?" -Soldier and Demo, Eight Mercenaries and a Toddler by ChaosandMayhem
"THAT CUPCAKE WAS MADE WITH ONE-HUNDRED PERCENT AMERICAN SPIRIT! THE ONLY THING IT KILLS IS NAZIS AND COMMIES!" -Soldier arguing about the cupcake he made for Scout, Eight Mercenaries and a Toddler, ChaosandMayhem