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Joined 03-27-09, id: 1880288, Profile Updated: 07-02-11
Author has written 20 stories for Bible, Twilight, Vampirates series, Pirates of the Caribbean, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Great Gatsby, Maximum Ride, Frankenstein, and Sonny with a Chance.

Music: Whatever I'm having an obsession with at any given time. At the moment it happens to be Victoria Justice and Katy Perry. Yeah i know I'm weird.

Movies: I like most movies.

Actors/Actresses: I LOVE Johnny Depp. I'm not sure if I've scared my boyfriend with my love of JD but that should be a good sign.

Books: Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Vampire Kisses... and I think thats it. Kinda wanna get back into reading the Vampirates series. I love that! haha

Games: Well... I like playing Halo with the bf since he destroys everything and I just follow him around, Burger Shop 2, Cityville and card games.

About Myself: I need a sign around my neck that says "Don't feed the animals sugar" :)

I'm very competitive at everything. Literally. I lost at monopoly recently and flipped the board. Yeah I also have bad sportsmanship too.

When I write stories, I have to be a grammatical nazi. (not that this page is totally grammatically correct. Like literally. I'm rereading this like a year later and it looks so contradictory since I haven't even capitalized most of my I's) but its just what I do.

I hope that one day I can become an author. I have the best idea for a novel I want to write. The corny old "I dreamt it" thang applies here. lol. It'll be GREAT when i begin it. It's a romantic novel with a sense of adventure through it. I'm planning on beginning it once I finish school next year because I'm taking a year off. :) (HA. I moved countries instead and went back to high school. I'm a fool)

well enjoy my stories lovelies!

Random Sayings =D

Never argue with a 90 degree angle. It’s always right.

School taught me a valuable lesson. I’m still paying for it.

Technically, we’re all under the weather.

10 out of 10 people agree that we all agree.

If your pants are on fire, being a liar becomes less important.

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don’t make sense
Refrigerator

Rock is dead and paper killed it

The art of conversation is, like, kinda dead and stuff.

Procrastinators: leaders of tomorrow.

When you think about it, all galaxies are far, far away.

My friends aren’t imaginary. Just invisible and shy.

Allow me to explain through interpretative dance.

I like to think outside of the quadrilateral parallelogram.

My career as a psychic ended due to unforseen circumstances.

The definition of suspense is…

Nostalgia was better in the old days.

If rainbows are so cheerful, why are they always frowning?

A hug is my favourite adhesive.

Life is like a box of terrible analogies.

I shower naked.

I feel all warm and fuzzy inside, like I just swallowed a kitten.

You can’t spell random without Tangerine Swordfish Disco Car.

I’m not bitter, I’m just unsweetened.

Sleep is so last night.

Being vague is almost as fun as doing this other thing.

Magic is just stuff scientists haven’t made boring yet.

To err is human. To arr is pirate.

Movies. Ruining books since 1920.

Ninja’s and Pirates agree: Cowboys suck.

Death. Our nations no.1 Killer.

Best quote evar: best friends aren't the ones who have been there the longest, but are the ones who never left.

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Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3083 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 1,968 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Notes Galore! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
What happens when you mix a very hyper Bella, a pad of paper and a pen? THIS! Baisiclly, the Cullen's start passing note instead of talking. Very random, very, very OOC. Very funny. So, please read and reveiw.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 40,684 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
My Immortal with Commentary by torim by tori.m reviews
Warning: May cause blindness, decreasing of IQ, death, or death-like symptoms... This is my commentary of the infamous My Immortal by that Tara chick... Last name? Rated M for "language" and stuff
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,650 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Draco M., OC
Taxi by tori.m reviews
What happens when 15 year old girl, Eve Mayberry, gets in a taxi to the mall and ends up in an adventure battling for her life? Well, she meets a hot guy and makes a new friend. By the way, I'm terrible at summaries. Rating subject to change
Race to Witch Mountain - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,522 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Seth
Red by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,721 - Reviews: 3723 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Green by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
No one understood what I'd gone through, and least of all Emmett McCarthy. All he knew was that he wanted me, and somehow, that was enough for him to treat me like the worthless female I was. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Blue by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
1930. "I don't want to fight." He whispered. "Too much of a pacifist?" He looked up into my eyes. "Too in love with you." Torn apart by their faith, Alice is sent to a Nazi camp and Jasper is forced to guard her. Can their love survive the odds? AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper
IMing With The Cullen Family by ReD-cHeRrYaNdDaNi reviews
What happens when the Cullens the pack gain IM? Random things only I can come up with. Regular randomness done by me, and anything sexual done by me too. Rated T for language & sometimes induendos
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 36,375 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/2/2008
Why You Should Not Trust Emmet as a Babysitter by AllApologies451994 reviews
It's a nice day outside. The Cullen's are wanting to go hunting... but there's a small problem. Who's going to watch Renesmee? They volunteer Emmet to watch her. Chaos ensues. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Reservations by LittleLea05 reviews
Bella/Emmett. All human and a little OOC. Its AU. Rated M for a reason. Bella and Alice work at a fancy hotel in down town Seattle. Emmett is a pro football player and they meet at a party at the hotel. Collab with EmmaleeWrites05. Full Summary Inside...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 120,785 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Vampire Story by jlister 1997 reviews
this story is based on a dream I had on 18/5/09, I was going to have lauren turn into a skeleton in the moonlight but then I realised that was an idiotic idea and too much like pirates of the carribian. I hope you enjoy the story.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,671 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009
Playing With Fire by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
One-night stands are the diving line between affection and lust. For Bella and Edward, one ended the love that was supposed to last forever… -CO-WRITTEN WITH BLACKANDIVORYKEYS-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,155 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
She's the girl that everyone wants to be by Leoblonde reviews
A girl, Erin, goes to camp for three months, but it turns out the office spelled her name wrong, and she's now rooming in a cabin of five boys.
All American Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,504 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008
Royale by EmmaleeWrites05 reviews
Jasper/Bella - AU, AH, Slightly OOC – Bella works her butt off for a gentlemans bar - Royale - to provide for her family but she learns some unfortunate details about her husband & turns to the one true friend she has. Rated M for future lemony goodness..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 3,542 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Fiducia by AlwaysMyBella reviews
With Bella's condition and no money, it makes getting into Juilliard near impossible. But somehow Bella finds herself at Juilliard sharing a dorm suite with 5 other people, who have their own demons as well. Can you find trust in strangers? AH AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Seventh Dance by werds reviews
Charlie Swan and Carlisle Cullen are enemies in the business world, and when Edward starts feeling something more than friendship towards Charlie Swan's daughter, "it was a disaster waiting to happen." But how much longer can they fight off fate?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,440 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Light and Dark by ReD-cHeRrYaNdDaNi reviews
Alice is the new girl in a small town called Forks. She has moved from the big city of New York City. Does she fall for a guy she hardly knows? What happens if she does? Read and find out! Involves Vampire and Humans!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008
Kissing Toads and Finding Princes by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Winner of the PDC - "Pretend to date Edward Cullen or sit through a bad movie with some sleazy pervert. Hmm, the choice was difficult." The only way Edward and Bella can get out of bad dates is to get a real one. The answer: pretend dating.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Can't Deny a Vision, Right? by EmmaleeWrites05 reviews
COMPLETE - Alice/Bella - Really OOC, AU, Vampire/human. "...Edward will not like that Alice is my world. My life. And if same sex marriage was legal I would have done that too by now.” Rated M. Was a one shot - now a story. More of a summary inside...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,582 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Cullen IMing! by JBizz reviews
What happens when a house full of psycho vamps and 3 werewolves get IM? Well lots happens. *Crash* Uh oh time to run. Esme is gonna kill you guys!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 24,546 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008
Even Leah Isn't That Mean by LadyBugGirl reviews
Leah is bitter and depressed over Sam and being a werewolf. She meets a mysterious girl who refuses to talk about her past, and offers to let her stay with her and Seth. What happens when Seth imprints on her, and her past is slowly revealed? DUN DUN DUN!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Leah
Would You Rather CULLEN STYLE! by MirandaCullen223 reviews
Would you rather cullen style is an entertaining thriller that will make you pee your pants! i havent seen one out there so READ! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009
The Twilight Cast Comes to Visit! by AllApologies451994 reviews
One day, as I went to school, my friends and I discovered that the Twilight characters came to visit our school. The actual story is much better than the summary, trust me. Please read! :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2009
WifeSwap Vampire Edition by ipoked-KiraandEdward-andlived reviews
Ok so Emmett has an idea to do wife swap because it's summer and he's bored lol I'm crap at summarys sorry. Erm its set after Eclipse and before Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 15,857 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Vampire Boot Camp by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
When the Cullens see their movie, they're enraged. What better revenge than to teach those actors how vampires really do it? This is Vampire Boot Camp.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009
IMing with the Cullens by Beneath The Shining Stars reviews
Alice made everyone get an IM account! I know there's a lot of these, but they're still funny! Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009
CullenIMing by emzycullen reviews
What happens when The Cullens get IM accounts click to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/31/2009
The Cullens Love IMing by A.A. Silver reviews
I know there are a lot of these, but I felt that I should do one too. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008
Get your head in the hunt! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
Okay, gonna try my hand at a songfic. Way back in Twilight when Edward doesn't want to admit he's in love. Can he get his head in the game, or is his heart too far into the song of his la tua canatae?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
The Jasper and the Ed by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
Ever seen Pinky and the Brain? Well, do we really know what Jasper and Ed are up to when Bella falls asleep? I think it's time to take a closer look at their midnight activities...and see if they can really take over the world! Rated T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008
AIM with the Cullens! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
The Cullens and Bella get AIM! Oh the thrills we shall have! OOC, and funny. To me, at least! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008
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Big Brother Cullen Style reviews
Emmett gets the Cullens, the Denali coven and the Irish coven to make Big Brother. Aro makes up a tv station for vampires only, unaccessable to humans. How will the cullens react with the sudden notice? who will be Big Brother? who will win?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,955 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 5/1/2009
The Truth About Alice Cullen reviews
What really happened with Alice Cullen before and after she was put in the nuthouse.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,594 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Alice - Complete
Sonny With A Sophie reviews
Gradys cousin Sophie comes to visit. What will happen? Will Sonny and Chad stay together? Read to find out!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
Halloween Party reviews
The flock are having a small party of themselves and 3 of Angels friends and Brigid. Read how the night went!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Max - Complete
25 ways to annoy the Twilight Characters reviews
just a bunch of ways to annoy the twilight characters. written while i had nothing better to do rated T just incase
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,759 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Complete
Cullen Conversations 2 reviews
This is the remake of the original series of pathetic stories : this one is totally unrelated to the original just a similar concept. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 12/28/2009
The Cullen Kids reviews
How Esme and Carlisle should've found their kids xD Finchy94's idea not mine!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 5/10/2009
Suspicious Men Suspicious Women
Detective Gerard Jameson goes on a hunt trying to find the murderer of a victim. -FOR A SCHOOL ASSIGNMENT-
Frankenstein - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Victor F. - Complete
Texting Tales reviews
The Flock get phones and keep in contact during missions or during the night in their separate rooms. Well yeah. Just series of random text messages. every chapter doesn't relate to the last D R&R rated M for coarse language
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Max, Fang
Nerd Kid Goes Bad Boy reviews
When the quiet Edward Masen moves to Forks, Washington, he meets the girl of his dreams. Only to find out she’s taken. What obscure plan does he come up with to get her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,522 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Car Accident that Never Happened reviews
You know when Myrtle gets hit by Daisy? Well she doesn't in this one-shot. *Written for school assignment* enjoy
Great Gatsby - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
Emmett Gets A Job reviews
Emmett gets a job and maccas. what will work be like? rated T because i know how disturbing things get at my work which this story is based on
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Emmett
Summer Holiday Games reviews
the cullens decide to play random games and so on...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2009
Cullen Conversations reviews
pretty much IM convos. What does Alice think when some strange person comes on, claiming to be her long dead sister? how does Carlisle help with the issue? why is there a crazy Jasper loving kid on there trying to steal Jasper? read here
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Notes reviews
random notes written by the Baudelaire's and the Quagmires. And anyone else who i choose to join in the craziness
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/22/2009
L Is For Loser reviews
Based on the song by Lee Harding Aus Idol contestant from 2005 A take on how Jasper and Alice should've grown up *first songfic* also rated M for later chapters with Lemon in it just a heads up AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Whats Happened To Safe Quiet Forks? reviews
what happened to the happy cullens of Forks? why did Emmett name a Pretzel Kellan and call it his pet? How did Marlow make an appearance? Where did Jack Sparrow come from? Why is this so random? Dedicated to Kellan Lutz
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
The First Vision reviews
Grace and Connor aren't with each other. Connor can't handle the separation, Grace has become an author with all the time she has doing nothing. Review me and you'll get to some real good story :
Vampirates series - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009
The Cullen Brothers reviews
The boys decide to make a band. But somehow Jasper manages to get himself cut from the group before the demo is recorded. follow the story of two brothers from their unmusical brothers POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Jasper
Nick and the Speedboat reviews
revised version of Noah and the Ark. turned more 21st century
Bible - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
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