Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.
Age: ugh, do i really have to say?
Hair color: Dark brown
Eye color: Brown
Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing, daydreaming, anything that has to do with creativity and imagination:)
Likes: Lemme see... i like anime, and my hobbies:P
Dislikes: People who break the law. I mean seriously. Don't they have something better to do than stealing and killing?
Assholes and/or bitches.
Well, i have a lot more dislikes.. but i can't seem to think of anymore right now.
Hehe.. so much for general info. this is like my whole life story:o)
Dreams: Well, i hope to become a doctor. But i also want to be a writer...
Ok, enough of my boring personal life;)
And now, i would like to apologize to my readers for not updating in about a year, give or take. I had major writer's block, and combine that together with my developed apathy for Naruto, i stopped writing altogether. I know that's not a really good excuse, but i feel like I owe my readers finished stories. So that's what I plan to do: Finish the stories. I don't know how long it will take me to update, but i will.
THINGS I LIKE:)
Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.
If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.
Sakura:Do I ever cross your mind?
Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasuke: Not really.
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sakura: Choose--me or ur life
Sasuke: My life...
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...
"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."
And I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink at all,
So I had a Sprite insted
The way you said I would,
That I didn't choose to drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.
I knew I made a healthy choice and,
Your advice to me was right,
Sure to get home in one piece,
Never knowing what was coming
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."
His voice seems far away.
My own blood is all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.I can hear the paramedic say,
"This girl is going to die."
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
That I would have to die.
So why do people do it,
Knowing that it ruins lives?
But now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives
Tell sister not to be afraid,
MomTell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his mom and dad had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter,
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.I
wish that I could say,
I love you and good-bye.
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy: No. This is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please, i am scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Can you slow down now?
Guy: First give me a big hug.
She hugs him tightly.
Guy: Can you take my helmet off me and put it on you? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next morning, a motorcycle accident occurred because of break failure. Two people, and only one survived. The truth was, halfway down the road, the guy knew the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him, and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then she had him put on his helmet so she could live, even if he didn't.
He gave her 12 roses, eleven were real, and one was fake. The he told her, "I'll love you until the last rose dies."
IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
80 percent of young teenage girls think Zac Effron is HOT, if your one of the 20 percent who shake their heads sadly and dismissivley, paste this into your profile.
If you find the idea of getting out of bed early about as appealing as scratching out your own eyeballs, please copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think animal cruelty is wrong-discusting-inhumane-JUST NOT RIGHT!! THEN POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!
Sometimes you just have to smile, pretend everythings okay, hold back the tears and walk away
The man who says that he doesn't deserve you...is the man who deserves you the most
Sometimes people put walls up not because to keep people out...but to see who cares enough to tear them down
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.
My name is Sarah
Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the listSunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Saara-chan, BellaPerea, kairika, no tears left to cry, darkXmai
REMEMBER WHEN ..
If you HATE Gaara's father, Copy and Paste this on your profile
If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile
Therapist = the / rapist... scary thought
They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
"The dinosaur’s extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (or Twilight), who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
.:I walk in the rain because I don't care if I get wet:.
.:I wear hand-me-downs because there are more important things in life than mobbing malls for new clothes:.
.:I'm quiet in school because everyone's to much of a stereotype to listen to what I have to say:.
.:I like to read so I can get engrossed in imaginary worlds:.
.:I like to write because I feel safer in my Imagination:.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
If you could read that put it in your profile
If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have a mad crush on a fictional book character, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile
If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile
If you think Miley Cirus is a loser who is going to end up like Brittney Spears, copy this into your profile
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, and you're proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile
If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's character, Jasper, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile
One of my current favorite characters is a character no one would give a second thought too. If you like a character no one would give a second thought too, copy and paste this into your profile
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