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Joined 03-27-09, id: 1880539, Profile Updated: 12-20-10
Author has written 17 stories for Ouran High School Host Club.

I live in the UK, I was born 27/07/95 (Which makes me 15 if you didn't want to work it out) and am obsessed with manga, fanfiction and pets, sometimes I have no life and sometimes I have too much WHERE IS THE BALANCE?! I am also prone to asking rhetorical question but strangely wish for an answer, especially in my reviews. I guess I'm just an odd person in general.

Random fact - T.V lies most English people speak nothing like the t.v says... but I do *sigh*

Most Recommended mangas - Ouran, Akkan Baby, Skip Beat. More actiony and supernatural - D. Gray-Man, Soul Eater

I, MayContainRandomness/Alice do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution.

Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews...

Other Mangas I like

Ouran Soul Eater Hana Kimi Skip Beat Rosario + Vampire Shugo Chara (Anime only for now) Fruits Basket Plus Anima Akkan Baby (:D) D. Gray-Man Bleach Mamotte Lollipop

School Rumble

I have read some of Vampire Knight but despise Kaname so I find it hard to read

and some other random ones I forget...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Quotes of True Epicness - Unfortunately a lot of them are inside jokes... -.-;

'IT HAS BUTT WINGS!'

'It's a unicorn!' 'No it's not, it's eating people,' 'A unicorn I say!' 'It isn't! Wait... yes it is,' Conversation about Jack Frost manga book 2.

'Squished bunny! -blargh-'

-loud banging noise- 'Ow!' 'What happened' 'I walked into a door' 'but the door is open...'

'The point is I have won and you have lost, end of conversation,' - my scary English teacher.

'If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together' 'Oh yeah? If I could rarrange the alphabeth I'd put F and U together.'

'I can't find my retainer!' 'Is it down your top?' 'Haha, as if it would- never mind,'

"They're eating her. And then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD."— Arnold, Troll 2

"He's a strong boy. Stairs can't kill him. Not even the military ones." - Riza Fanfic- Parent's Responsibility by The Scared Pandapuff

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Of Black and Red Roses by Yuuna Arashi reviews
Morinozuka Takashi, the wild host type of Ouran Hostobu, has hidden feelings for his kouhai, Fujioka Haruhi, who happens to be the natural host type of the club. Will it end happily once he confesses to her? Or will complications follow? Venture through the development of their relationship, as people try to separate them apart. [Complete] - SEQUEL IS UP!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 150,901 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 7/12/2009 - [Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.] - Complete
True Manipulation by storyteller87 reviews
Kyouya didn't see it coming. Haruhi knew what she wanted and she would stop at nothing to manipulate this Ootori into marriage. Will one thing lead to another and cause her to reconsider how long that marriage will last?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 69,849 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F.
Emeritus by CaitlinIntolerant reviews
Dreams. Ambitions. Merits. Things you've based your life on, crumbling in your hands. Together, Haruhi and Kyoya prove that misery loves company, with a twist.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,043 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F.
Seven Ways to Die Trying by Gizmobunny reviews
AU. The Ouran Institute for Juvenile Reform is where rich parents send their kids when they are sick of dealing with them. But that's just for show. Haruhi Fujioka is about to learn what an extraordinary secret this playground for rich children holds.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,124 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010
The Alphabet Notebook by E.M. Megs reviews
There are some things that couldn't be explained by words formed by the letters of the alphabet. Collection of one-shots with a different prompt for each letter of the alphabet. Kyoya's point of view. Mostly KyoHaru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,835 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Love and Happiness by Enigmaticrose4 reviews
Kyoya has been widowed for five years now and needs to find a mother to love his daughter, Kimi. What happens when he bumps back into the only woman that has ever affected him?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,503 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 11/29/2010 - [Haruhi F., Kyōya O.] - Complete
How NOT to write Ouran fanfiction by Fomalhaut reviews
Kyoya gathered some information about badfic, ready to share it with the Host Club members. Another one of my parodies, to be taken lightly. FINALLY UPDATED!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009
Of The Highest Degree by E.M. Megs reviews
She found the body. She started the case. But when "the case" leads to unexpected places and a possible betrayal within the department how will they all disprove the theory to find the truth behind the murder? Possible KyoHaru – AU
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,715 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Single Most Cliched Host Club Story Yet by Gray-Eyed Charlatan reviews
There's a creepy new girl's club at Ouran, and what do they call themselves? The Mary-Sue's, of course. Sue parody! Oneshot! Hopefully funny! Please read! And review! ENJOY! Rated T for mild language and insinuations.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Complete
A Facade of a Relationship by Enigmaticrose4 reviews
Kyoya has a little problem and it appears that only Haruhi can help him. But does she want to?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,662 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Haruhi F., Kyōya O.] - Complete
Water Falls by buloy reviews
1/12/2012 UNDER REVISION! Five years after college, The Host Club had decided to spread their manly charms. Unfortunately one other member had 'turned' into a sexy woman. Jealousy abounds as all members tried to keep Haruhi from...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,805 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Haruhi F.
Winter Waltz by cerrdy reviews
Its time for Shimbusen's Annual Winter Dance! While Soul and Maka bet over getting dates for the dance, a unexpected new threat stands in their way. SoulXMaka and some BlackStarXTsubaki and KiddxPattiXLiz Rating may change... COMPLETE!REVIEW!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 119,463 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Baby by Dark Hooded Eriol the Magician reviews
After an unexpected twist of events, the Host Club has a responsibility on their hands. How will they deal with a mother-to-be? Will it all work out for them in the end? -HaruhixTamaki, KyouyaxHaruhi-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,539 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Rooftop Romance by Elle Seren reviews
Oneshot, every evening two people meet up on the roof, sometimes to talk and sometimes to just enjoy each others company. Unspoken feelings are mutual and eventually they come out to wreck havoc. Just a little Kyoru fluff going beyond their first kiss!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,238 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Lost But Found by JkawaiiNeko reviews
Haruhi was found in an alley. And when certain boys start to fall in love with her, will they be able to let her go back to her real life when she remembers? COMPLETE!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,913 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Late Night Revelations by TiggyToggy reviews
Haruhi stays late one night at Ouran to finish a project, and one of the Hosts has stayed late as well. Will anything come from some private interactions between Haruhi and Mori?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,647 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
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Fast As A Heartbeat reviews
Tamaki and the hosts pop a surprise ski trip on Haruhi. Surprisingly, she enjoys it, even through her lows she starts to see a new side of her senpai. KyoHaru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,957 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 12/15/2009 - [Haruhi F., Kyōya O.]
An Ouran a Day reviews
Drabbles and such about the host club, different pairings, different genres, maybe yaoi one day if I'm brave. Possibly a post every day but I think that's being optimistic, I just liked the title Please share your ideas too. Rated T just in case.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 14,470 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 4/14/2010
The City is at War reviews
A deadly virus strikes out of nowhere in Japan, leaving it cut off from the rest of the world in a national quarantine and the sufferers of the disease insane and bloodthirsty. The rich hide away and the commoners rule. Mild horror, pairing undecided
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,992 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O.
Tenshi reviews
Haruhi isn't who everyone thinks she is and unfortunately for her that means she is supposed to be dead because that is what The Authority wish, because of this the people who are closest to her are also put at risk. Undecided paring-some romance & SciFi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Haruhi F.
Weaknesses reviews
Haruhi and the hosts contact is fading when the word fiance is slipped into an email, suspicion and interest draws the hosts back. Ranka is worried and it seems his worries may not be unfounded. Undecided pairing
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,515 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Haruhi F.
Do The Ouran Shuffle! reviews
I knew it was going to happen one day, so instead of writing an English essay I did an Ipod shuffle... er... thing. So I have produced ten drabbles inspired by random songs for you to read if you so wish. : Various pairings, T just in case
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Complete
Life Changing Bathroom Break reviews
After sneaking out of a meeting Huni meets an old friend in need of some kind words and a gentle touch. Please R&R One-shot unless begged otherwise
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Haruhi F. - Complete
One Mistake of Love reviews
It has been three years and Haruhi's started attending Ouran University. Her mind's still set on becoming a lawyer like her mother but is also distracted by love. Will one mistake destroy her chances of following in her mother's footsteps? Bit OOC, sorry
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,492 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
She Thinks, He Thinks reviews
Two collections of songfics, from Haruhi and the hosts' points of view, showing their feelings and opinions of the one they love. HaruXHosts. Please R&R, flames are loved for roasting marshmallows. Any advice for HuniHaru or KaoHaru?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Haruhi F.
The Past reviews
It's Haruhi's second year at Ouran and everything seems normal until on old 'friend' awakens some unpleasant memories. Haruhi x Mori with other pairing moments
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,830 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Babysitting reviews
The hosts go to Haruhi’s house on a Saturday morning but what is that awful noise? Very short drabbly, ficlet thing. MERRY CHRISTMAS! :D
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
I'll Be Right Beside You reviews
Tamaki left Japan to stay with his mother during her last months. Afterwards he decided to stay and work there. It's been two years and he gets a phone call that brings him flying back to Japan. Haruhi... Complete minus editting
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,059 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Sugar Rush reviews
For once Haruhi accepts Huni's offer of cake but it has a concequence. I wrote it because I liked the idea of a psychotic Haruhi Finally I feel guilty to say to the people who put this on alert but chap. 3 is the last... unless you want it not to be...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Not So Innocent reviews
The host club have always thought Haruhi was naive, hardworking and studious, caring only about becoming a lawyer with no time for anything else. They are about to learn differently. No lemon, there isn’t anything intimate at all really HaruxOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Haruhi's bad day reviews
The day Haruhi finally gave the host club what they had been asking for. Rated M for safety because in the end there is pretty much a swear word in every sentence XD No pairings
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Kyouya's Note book reviews
Have you ever wondered what exactly Kyouya does in his note book? A VERY short one-shot. Tiny bit of HaruxHost Club
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Blood Flower reviews
The Host Club visit Haruhi on a Saturday night and it takes a disastrous event for them to realise what she means to them. Rated T because of topic and violence. Review please. Not very good, just to warn you.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Haruhi F. - Complete