ShortyLilHalf-and-Half
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Joined 03-27-09, id: 1880734, Profile Updated: 09-10-09
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

Hey! There are two of us! So that’s why we don’t update as much as we’d like to. Aida and Naomi… or ShortyLilHalf–and–Half! We both love fanfiction, fans… Star Trek… AND REVIEWS… (hint, hint.) Here is some stuff about us…

Aida:

Well… hey. I’m originally from Toronto, Canada… but now I live in Kansas! Hmm… it really not that boring.

Favorites:

Color: Black and Red (or as me and my friends like to call it, 'Dark Hell')

Food: Chicken Noodle Soup

Drink: Shirly Temple

TV Shows: The Vampire Diaries, The Office, Family Guy, South Park, Laguna Beach (when it was still on), The Soup, Degrassi, South of Nowhere, Six Feet Under

Movies: Star Trek (any of them!), August Rush, Twilight, Step Brothers, 17 Again, Chronicles of Narnia, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Independence Day, Zoolander, Tropic Thunder… ect… My ABSOLUTE favorite it: '10 Things I Hate About You'!! WATCH IT!!

Books: Twilight Saga, Chronicles of Narnia, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Vampire Academy, 3 Willows, The Vampire Diaries

Pick the ones that fit you:

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN (a tiny bit anyway), so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm a girl, lol

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I'm IRISH so I MUST have a drinking problem.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS

Naomi: Yo, Sup?? I live currently in Kansas with my mom, I am mostly German but I moved here to the NOT BORING Kansas from Russia…. Well hope u enjoy my personality splatted across this page… (PS: I don’t speak Russian but my mom does…J)

Pick the ones that fit you (got this from Starthevampire's profile, ones in bold fit me)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm a girl, lol

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS

Favorites:

Color: Purple and Green

Food: Grilled Cheese

Drink: Frozen Mochas

TV Shows: Degrassi, What I like about You, American Idol, George Lopez, Home Improvement, The Nanny, Family Guy, South Park, The Office ect…ect…

Movies: Twilight, StarTrek (2009 version), Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist, 4 Christmases, Mama Mia, Shallow Hal, To, Wong Fu, Tropic Thunder….. u know funny stuffs…

Books: Twilight Saga, Vampire Academy, Glass, Crank, Everlost, Too many too Talk about…

More…

FRIENDS:

Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS:

Call your parents and grandparents by Mr. and Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, and GRAMPS!

FRIENDS:

Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we messed up!"

FRIENDS:

Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:

Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS:

Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:

Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:

Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS:

Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS:

You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:

Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:

Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS:

Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile!!

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

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(HE WOULD MAKE A GOOD LEADER!!)

THANK YOU!!

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Another Chance by Twilightx28 reviews
Bella's mom played favorites since her sister was born,Bella was ignored.Charlie always tried to spend time with Bella to make up for it.Finally Charlie had enough and gets a divorce.Bella & Charlie move to New York.Bella makes friends & falls in love.BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 185,295 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nessie ¿de dónde vienen los bebés? by MaeCllnWay reviews
TRADUCCIÓN. En esta historia Emmett le hace a Renesmee una pregunta bastante interesante. Es buena si necesitas reírte. ¡ONE SHOT! ¡ESPERO LO DISFRUTEN!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett - Complete
Thoroughly Modern Bella by emilylostboystwilight reviews
Alice and Bella move to New York City right after graduation with hardly any money. Alice's plan to get rich is to marry her new boss, and she tries to get Bella to do the same. Who will Bella choose? Her new boss or the cute guy she just met? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,471 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by ShesInLoveWithTheBoy reviews
And in that moment, right there, I was only human. I was what the rest of the world saw. I was just a normal seventeen year old boy, suddenly terrifed of being a father. Oneshot. Edward Meeting Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Ocean Avenue by Twilightx28 reviews
Edward and Bella are best friends at the age of 16.Bella's mom died & Charlie changed He yelled .Bella had to leave the state by age 18.What will happen with Edward & Bella?.She comes back years later.What will happen?Does Edward have a Girlfriend?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,497 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High School Musical: Second Time Round by TKAMB reviews
COMPLETE20 years after Troy and Gabriella sang their children attend East High. Troy is the coach and Gabriella is a science teacher. Charlie and Evangeline Bolton are the most popular kids in school whilst Amy Bolton is the least, until the new boy arriv
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,056 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 3,122 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
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The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants reviews
Based off of The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants. Four best friends are separated for the first time one summer, they stay together with a pair of pants that fits them all magically. B/E A/J R/Em Nessie/OC. HOPE YOU ENJOY!Sorry about the short summery!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009
Walgreens reviews
Edward goes to Walgreens... don't feel comfortable saying much more... NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED! Don't say we didn't warn you! The REAL couple is B/E but doesn't get mentioned too much. ENJOY! Kinda OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Edward, Emmett
Nessie where do babies come from? reviews
In this story Emmett asks Renesmee a very interesting question. Good if you need a laugh. ONE SHOT! HOPE YOU ENJOY!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett - Complete
Miss March reviews
After Edward left in New Moon, Bella turned into a vampire. Years later Emmett finds a magazine and reviels to Edward the Bella is Miss March! What will Edward do to get her back? Based off the tailer of Miss March. Rated K plus 2 T. First Fanfic. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
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