Author has written 27 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Lord of the Rings, Wolf's Rain, Angel Sanctuary, Fruits Basket, Harry Potter, and Fullmetal Alchemist.
Mreow~~. Hello, I am Rhelle and I love slash like a fat kid loves cake.
I'm almost six feet tall, dress in all black, and have a personality like the bastard lovechild of Oscar Wilde, Jack Sparrow, and Shuichi Shindou. I like coconut rum, good reviews, tea, naked prettyboys, writing, mythology, and making an idiot out of myself. I don't like homophobic/racist people, my ovaries, or my math teacher.
Most of my fics are one shots; I don't have the attention span for chapter fics. I write/will write for the following fandoms:
...and some other ones that I forget 'cause I'm special. Yeah :D
And I write mostly one-shot, just to tell ya, because I have no attention span whatsoever and can't do chapter fics.
"Do you have any idea what this means to me! How much I had emotionally invested in the prospect of seeing the moist slurping of male lips against male lips! WILL THIS BAZOOKA SHELL ADEQUATELY ENLIGHTEN YOU!"
"People of Orphalese, beauty is life when life unveils her holy face.
"I picked a hell of a day to stop sniffing glue."
“There can be no happy endings, because nothing ever ends.”
"There is fact in your fiction, and fiction in your fact.”
"Everything I needed to know about life I learned by reading banned books."
"'What is matter?
"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."
"YOU HAVE DIRTY SHOES!"
"I'm not sure what you're thinking about right now, but if you put it into action, I'll cut off all relations with you."
I apologize in adavce for any emotional and/or psychological damage caused by my fics. Read at your own risk.
May the pirate gods watch over you always. Arrr, matey.
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