Rhelle
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Joined 03-22-02, id: 188079
Author has written 27 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Lord of the Rings, Wolf's Rain, Angel Sanctuary, Fruits Basket, Harry Potter, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Mreow~~. Hello, I am Rhelle and I love slash like a fat kid loves cake.

I'm almost six feet tall, dress in all black, and have a personality like the bastard lovechild of Oscar Wilde, Jack Sparrow, and Shuichi Shindou. I like coconut rum, good reviews, tea, naked prettyboys, writing, mythology, and making an idiot out of myself. I don't like homophobic/racist people, my ovaries, or my math teacher.

Most of my fics are one shots; I don't have the attention span for chapter fics. I write/will write for the following fandoms:
Harry Potter
Fullmetal Alchemist
Wolf's Rain
Gravitation
Angel Sanctuary

...and some other ones that I forget 'cause I'm special. Yeah :D

And I write mostly one-shot, just to tell ya, because I have no attention span whatsoever and can't do chapter fics.


QUOTES

"Do you have any idea what this means to me! How much I had emotionally invested in the prospect of seeing the moist slurping of male lips against male lips! WILL THIS BAZOOKA SHELL ADEQUATELY ENLIGHTEN YOU!"
- Reiji, Gravitation vol. 12

"People of Orphalese, beauty is life when life unveils her holy face.
But you are life and you are the veil.
Beauty is eternity gazing at itself in a mirror.
But you are eternity and you are the mirror."
- Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet

"I picked a hell of a day to stop sniffing glue."
- Airplane

“There can be no happy endings, because nothing ever ends.”
- Schmendrick, The Last Unicorn

"There is fact in your fiction, and fiction in your fact.”
- The AniMatrix, Kid’s Story

"Everything I needed to know about life I learned by reading banned books."
- A button

"'What is matter?
And will it last forever?'
The Teacher answered:
'All that is born, all that is created,
all the elements of nature
are interwoven and united with each other.
All that is composed shall be decomposed;
everything returns to its roots;
matter returns to the origins of matter.
Those who have ears, let them hear.'"
- The Gospel of Mary Magdalene, verses 7:1-10

"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."
- Some random kid

"YOU HAVE DIRTY SHOES!"
- Arielle
(best insult ever)

"I'm not sure what you're thinking about right now, but if you put it into action, I'll cut off all relations with you."
- Edward Elric, 'Alchemists' Handbook' (It's a slash doujinshi. Use your imagination)


I apologize in adavce for any emotional and/or psychological damage caused by my fics. Read at your own risk.

May the pirate gods watch over you always. Arrr, matey.

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Smoke and Mirrors by Shadow Sanctuary reviews
Is that all Christianity is to Constantine,the smoke of God and Satan in alliance with each other,the mirrors of illusion that either entity actually gives a damn about people? -languageblaspheme-
Constantine - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2005
Rough Draft by samurai-ashes reviews
Joey tries to find a quick way out of the army recruitment office. [KaibaxJoey]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/7/2004
Blurring by Anria reviews
AU fic. Sara's left for England and Alexiel hasn't awoken, which leaves Kira to pick up the pieces of Setsuna. [KiraSetsuna]
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2004
Fast Car by pancakesareking reviews
Yaoi[DukexJoey] Joey just wants to get away, and Duke is willing to humor him with a road trip. Arguments, fist fights, and kisses are inevitable. One-shot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,506 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Complete
Howl, Baby, Howl by pancakesareking reviews
Slash[SiriusxRemus] In the days of the Marauders, piñatas were perfect for any party, sheets were something to ponder over, kisses were well thought out, and mistletoe was something Sirius Black kept in his pocket for just the right occasion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Holy by Banjodog reviews
While Ryou searches for peace and answers, the Millennium Ring decides it has a few things to clear up with Ryou and it explains the origin and real pupose of the Items
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2003
Look at me by Anria reviews
[Vignette] Everybody's looking, but nobody's seeing - except him.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/22/2003
Tartarus by Banjodog reviews
What happened to Yami just after he died? Before the Puzzle was shattered, and he was bound to it forever, his soul made the same journey as everyone else, right to the Gates of the Underworld...Some Y/Y
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2003
Animal Instinct by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
Yami no Bakura muses about one very important aspect of human life: Morality. Does morality even play a role in human existence? Ryou asks him a question—should he really have been THAT surprised with the answer?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 4/3/2003
Harry Has Two Godfathers by Greer Shlivandas reviews
A now-infamous slash parody of Leslea Newman's book 'Heather Has Two Mommies'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2002
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Wildflowers reviews
SLASH Roy x Ed First loves are never easy. Especially when you're Colonel Roy Mustang...and the object of your affections is Edward Elric.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
Dead Starlight reviews
[Sirius x Bellatrix, Sirius x Remus] When Remus takes it upon himself to hunt down Sirius’s killer, he doesn’t know what to expect from Bellatrix Lestrange. Certainly not what he finds: someone who loves Sirius as fiercely as he does
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Remus L., Bellatrix L.
The Book of the Dead reviews
[Set immediately after OotP] [Sirius x Remus slashfic] Driven by both hope and despair, Remus sets out on a search that will take him to the ends of the earth and down through his own haunted past the search for a way to bring the dead back to life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Shadowlights reviews
[RxB yaoi]Egypt arc Bakura is the son of Osiris, the God of Death, dedicated to the destruction of the Pharaoh. Ryou is the son of Isis, the Lady of Life, born to heal all people. And the consequences of their love will echo down the ages....
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,651 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Thief Bakura, R. Bakura
Graffiti reviews
[Kato introspective] We died with regrets. All of us. We all wish we’d done that thing we’d always wanted to do, said those words we’d always wanted to say. All that any of us wants is to be remembered for something, even if it’s only graffiti.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/4/2005
Sweet Dreams Are Made of These reviews
[Malik x Seto, yaoi lime] (dedicated to Alessa Embers) Bound by fate and a dark past; enemies, yet each forever a part of the other. And then one night Malik appears in Seto’s rooms, a strange promise on his lips…
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2004
Caged Bird reviews
[Akito introspective fic] What you see of me is an illusion. You see the façade, the bars of steel - but never the caged bird within.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/22/2004
The Messiah and the Shekinah reviews
“You will save the world or destroy it, and perhaps the difference is only a matter of perspective.” (Setsuna encounters the Goddess, the Holy Spirit - the Shekinah - and learns of his true mission, and the meaning of the Messiah.)
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/5/2004
Moonlight Dream reviews
(YAOI) Kiba and Tsume share a late-night discussion on pack relationships, love, and the true nature of paradise - as well as some “sharing” of a different sort (Tsume x Kiba, PWP)(read, I dare you to)
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2004
The Horse Queen reviews
[Eowyn introspective](dedicated to Lady Phedre) The she-wolf hunts with the male, the mare runs alongside the stallion. They are equals in this world. Why is this not so with human women? (EowynFaramir) ((reposted))
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Eowyn
Pretty Toy reviews
The story of Mai Valentine's life that wasn't told (Rated for rape, childhood sexual abuse, and other assorted stuff. Non-consentual Mai x random people; consensual Mai x Jounuchi.)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2004
Shadow Play reviews
[for Nek0-chan] {Yami no Bakura x Yami no Malik} ((re-posted)) Because there is pleasure in pain. And sometimes we are drawn to what will destroy us.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2004
Visionary reviews
[Isis fic] Shown by the Millenium Tauk the beauty and horror of creation, the Goddess she was in another life - and the creature of Chaos that lives in her brother, seeking to return the world to the darkness from which it came...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6/20/2004
In the End reviews
[A Noa introspective, dedicated to Alexi Serenitia] A mind as fractured as the world it inhabits, a fallen angel who became a demon in a world that does not exist...and is changed forever by the simple love of a lost child, a lost brother.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/4/2004
Return to Innocence reviews
[Seto introspective from Mokuba’s POV] Because sometimes appearances aren’t what they seem. And sometimes what we call darkness is only truth veiled
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/28/2004
Cry to Heaven reviews
Love is not some tame thing to come or go as we will it to. It is a fierce thing, a cry to heaven, pain and pleasure in our lives. So I learned on that night, the night my soul’s completion shattered it forever…(MalikIsis){flames accepted, but read fi
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/4/2003
Blood Ceremony reviews
(The story of how Malik got his scars) Such betrayal and pain - for behind all scars, there is a betrayal - mark the mind and soul as well as the body. And neither can ever really heal…. [gift-fic for Meriah! ^^;]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2003
Puzzle reviews
A Shadi introspective, into the magics of the Millenium Items, the powers that made him what he is, and the universal mysteries that are the heart of that magic and ourselves. {Very philosophical and well-written. My personal favortie of all my fics}
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8/8/2003
With You reviews
Because sometimes, despite all odds, love blooms in a person where hatred has been cultivated. And then what is left to be done? (one-sided Jou/Seto, Jou POV.) Linkin Park songfic, "With You"
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/21/2003
Damned reviews
For a creature beaten and bloodied will either submit, cower in terror of its master, living its life out in the shadow of such brutality...or rise up, and fight to live as the proud creature it was born. (detailing a part of Seto's life under Gozaburo)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2003
Crossing the Bridge reviews
(A Yami centric fic, before the Shadow Games, before he locked away the monsters) For all he tried, he was never equal to his task. For all his power and prestige, he was still little more than a child...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/16/2003
Wolf Eyes reviews
(A Seto soliloquy/introspective) You belong in your cage no more than I belong in mine, but there is no help for either of us. (IS A GOOD FIC! Please read!)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2003
Darkness Rising reviews
A Yami Marik introspective, before he takes over normal Marik. Strange and dark, but still good.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2003
Pure Light reviews
Yami reflects on his feelings toward Yugi (Light Yami/Yugi, if your mind works that way ^.~) Garaunteed to make you go "Awww ^^"
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2003
Egyptian Winter reviews
*Revised and improved* A Yami Bakura POV on his life in Egypt, his hikari, and his search for the Millenium Items. He's portrayed somewhat differently in this fic. Read on to find out. One-shot
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/19/2003 - Complete
Free Now reviews
Freed from the abuse inflicted on him by his stepfather and his dark side, Seto Kaiba learns to live again. Rating for self-mutilation/cutting, suicidal thoughts, mentions of abuse and torture
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/3/2003
More Than You Think You Are reviews
Sick of witnessing his brother's abuse at the hands of their stepfather, Mokuba comes to a dark decision - Gozaburo must die...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2003