I'monteamedward
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Joined 03-27-09, id: 1880794, Profile Updated: 08-01-09
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.

Hey everyone!!

Music: Mute Math, My Bloody Valentine, Morphine, Motion City Soundtrack, Shiny Toy Guns, Radiohead, Anberlin, Elliot Smith, Arcade Fire, Arctic Monkeys, Laura Marling, Apples in Stereo, Cold War Kids, Delta Spirit, The Dodos, The Doves, The Pipettes, Vampire Weekend, Augustana, Annuals, Eels, Eisley, Goo Goo Dolls, and Hot Hot Heat. Indie rock/alternative things. Yeah, not really a "mainstream" girl here. XP

Authors: Stephenie Meyer (of course!!), Ray Bradbury, Isacc Asimov, Lois Lowry, Orson Scott Card (he is my favorite ever I think)

Books: Magic Street + Ender's Game + Ender's Shadow+Invasive Procedures (all Orson Scott Card), The Messenger (Lois Lowry), Flowers for Algernon (Daniel Keyes) I'll think of more later.

Stores: Areopostale, Pac-Sun, Forever 21, Delia's, Old Navy, American Eagle

Shows: Dollhouse, BTVS (or for you people who have never heard of it, Buffy the Vampire Slayer), Heroes, How I met your mother, HOUSE (OMG), Malcolm in the Middle

IF YOU ARE A FEMINIST PLEASE READ THIS -->Today I had to write an essay on a current event (something that happened in the past month or so) and guess what I saw? An article on the Shia Family Law. I'm copying from wikipedia here. Here are the details:

The Afghan government has not provided a copy of the text of the Shia Family Law to the UN or to other outside groups requesting it, citing "technical problems", however, the UN and opposition politicians say that the bill contains numerous provisions restricting the rights of women, such as giving their husbands priority in court; requiring the husband's permission to leave the house, obtain education or employment, or to see a doctor; and reserving the custody of children to male relatives. In its most controversial provision, though, the law's Article 132 requires wives to submit to their husbands' sexual demands, and says that a husband can expect sex with his wife once in every four days except in the event of illness. (how generous) The United Nations argues that this is equivalent to spousal rape. Spousal rape is specifically prohibited in 45 countries worldwide and may be prosecutable by existing rape statutes in others.

So I, a very strong believer in women's rights (as a woman myself), was freaking PISSED OFF! These brave women were spat on and stoned by some sex-crazed men, many of which could have been their husbands, because apparently, IT'S LEGAL NOW!

IF YOU THINK THAT THE SHIA FAMILY LAW IS A CRAP LAW, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground which aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

YOUR REAL NAME:

Becky

2. YO GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Becizze

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Pool Blue Tiger

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and current street name):

Sarah Currier

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Black Root Beer

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):

Errerae

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name):

Anne

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Zeus (my dead fish...)

'Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after
several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar
with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to
read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the
woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.

What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.

It's likely she can also think

For anyone who's read 12 years later, here is the link to the men's clothing at Abercrombie. See if you can pick out Edward's outfits!

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Girl of my Dreams by JessElyse reviews
Edward Cullen and Jacob Black team up to help each other conquer their dream girl. Seems perfect,right? But what happens when Edward realizes his dream girl wasn’t out of reach? That she had always been there for him in the form of his best friend?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,584 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13412 - Favs: 8,120 - Follows: 6,039 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15838 - Favs: 7,061 - Follows: 3,250 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Extended Family by x23453 reviews
Emmett and Rosalie left the Cullens to adopt a child, Bella. What happens when later on in life she comes across the other Cullens at high school and sparks fly between her and Edward? Cute/ Fluffy story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 44,491 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2788 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Athletics Day by dollegirl reviews
Bella's obsession with Edward comes to a head when she is forced to participate in the school's athletics day. Her partner? Rated T for some language, some of that sexual stuff, and some very immature content.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,073 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 95 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Open Your Mouth by IHateCleanBreaks reviews
Bella is mute and lives at an institute for physically handicapped girls. The doctors can find no physical reason that she can't talk. Can Edward help her speak again?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,199 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Perfectly Right by Twilightholic-Tanya reviews
He can't see the smile I'm faking and my heart's not breaking because I'm not feeling anything at all and you were wild and crazy, just so frustrating, intoxicating, complicated, got away by some mistake...ONESHOT!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,791 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
13 Reasons Why by ThePoisonOwl reviews
Bella is dead. Edward is not. It's been weeks since she died and now Edward finds a strange box on his front porch. It's filled with tapes. Better summary inside. Please Read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,278 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Meant to Be by dreamzofhope reviews
My one-shot for the 'Epic T-Rated Contest' co-organized by Bronzehairedgirl620 and in the loving memory of Daddy's Little Cannibal. Would being forced to participate in a 'win a valentine' contest do Bella any good?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,272 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mistletoe Kisses by CrystalBrooke reviews
1Shot, AH, Funny. Charlie throws a 'hip' Christmas party, to Bella's mortification. Beatboxing and 2Pac...enough said. But who's the sexy guy, and why is he wearing such an atrocious snowman shirt? And who knew mistletoe could cause such a drama? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Assassin reviews
Bella?" I asked, looking closely at the girl on the screen. "Swan's daughter?" What could she have possibly done? "He's got relations to Aro," my boss explained. "Swan made him mad and now he's retaliating." By using me to murder his innocent child?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
12 Years Later reviews
Edward and Bella live together in an orphanage until an abusive family takes him away. When they finally meet 12 years later, Edward just wants to be left alone. Bella tries to help Edward be happy but she only creates an egotistical monster. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,655 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Piano Man reviews
Bella Swan is forced to take piano lessons from the bitter high school outcast Edward Cullen. Will she be able to draw him out of his shell or will she just be pushed away? Story needs a new author!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,024 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Addiction reviews
Edward is a waiter at a small restaurant and he's obsessed with a gorgeous girl who always sits alone in the corner. What happens when he finally has the courage to ask what her name is? One-shot. All Human. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward's View reviews
What is Edward doing when he's away from Bella in New Moon? Edward's perspective in New Moon. Hope you like it. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,455 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I love you Jacob Black reviews
Renesmee is finally all grown up. She is completely in love with Jake but she thinks he doesn't love her back. Told from both POVs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,225 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete