The Loud Kitchen Ninja
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Joined 03-27-09, id: 1881021, Profile Updated: 01-09-13
Author has written 3 stories for Kuroshitsuji, Ouran High School Host Club, and Prince of Tennis.

I've had this account for years now but I've never worked on it...UNTIL NOW!


My Favorite Anime:

Kuroshitsuji

Death Note

Vampire Knight

Prince of Tennis

Fruits Basket

Ouran High School Host Club

Hetalia

Fullmetal Alchemist

Bleach

Deadman Wonderland

Naruto

etc.

My Favorite Characters:

Sebastian Michaelis (Kuroshitsuji)

L (Death Note)

Zero Kiryuu (Vampire Knight)

Ryoma Echizen (Prince of Tennis)

Kyo Sohma (Fruits Basket)

Kyoya Ootori (Ouran High School Host Club)

Italy (Hetalia)

Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach)

Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto)


My Current Stories

One Hell of a Brother - Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler - Ciel/oc (On Hiatus)

Perfect Model Behavior - Ouran High School Host Club - Kyoya/oc (In Progress)

The Prince and his TagALong - Prince of Tennis - Ryoma/oc (In Progress)


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just SHUT UP and STOP, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI/YURI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.


A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia


Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93% of you people that read this won't repost

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Pale Room Dancing by ScribblerInNotes reviews
Harper's life seems to be going down the drain at an alarming rate. Not fond of change, she's rendered speechless as things begin to shift when Carlisle Cullen replaces her old Doctor. Carlisle/OC. M for safety VERY AU. DISCLAIMER: I don't own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,226 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Carlisle, OC
Tangled by juungi reviews
Caught up in a game in which she wants no part. The death knell tolls for each participant, like a clock ticking away at their life. In the world of Gantz, tied to the most unlikely of candidates, she scrambles to recover her once normal life. Nishi x OC
Gantz - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,735 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 5/3/2011
Dangerous Addiction by whispermy-serenade reviews
Hibari Kyoya x OC story. Rated M for fighting & language. Ayame Akanke and her twin brother Ryo are far from human. The skylark takes in interest in the strength that the female displays, but will those sparks develop into something more?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,974 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 12/15/2010 - K. Hibari
A Life Of Pessimism by DeathWallflower reviews
Tory has to face the trials and tribulations of being an average girl in the Wammy house, how will she cope with being treated different by others around her? As she is thrown into the deepest depth of darkness, where will she take refuge? This is an OC story, and is rated M for future violence.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,384 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Mello
It's Just Business Book One by Kit Koko reviews
*OC* "Love is love and marriage is business" Chikako is a free-spirit being forced to marry the smart and handsome Kyoya Ootori for business. Only problem? She hates him. Now to please his family, he must win her over, which is harder than he thought. COMPLETE; Book Two is out and ongoing!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,664 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Kyōya O., OC - Complete
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The Prince and His TagALong reviews
Ryoma comes to America and goes to Seigaku, right? What if he made a best friend in America and she came back with him? Fangirls are threatened by their relationship. She doesn't like tennis, but she's his #1 Fan! Rated for language and maybe adult content in later chapters. Ryoma/OC
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,016 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 9/25/2012 - E. Ryoma
Perfect Model Behavior reviews
Naomi and her family have to move back to Japan because of her mother. She's not thrilled about having to attend a school for snobby rich kids. She immediately attracts the attention of the Shadow King. Maybe Ouran won't be so bad. Kyoya/oc Warning: Rated for sexual content and language
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,856 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Kyōya O.
One Hell of a Brother reviews
Maxine Blackwood's childhood started out normal. Some unfortunate events provoke her into making a contract with a demon of her own. Wanting to honor the wish of her deceased father, she visits the Phantomhive manor. Will Ciel get along with her? Or will their personalities clash? Ciel/oc and slight oc/oc. Rated for character death and sexual content (ON HIATUS)
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,032 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Ciel P.