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Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, and Vampire Academy.

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Melissa's necklace

If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopidia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volturi" to your computer's dcitionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

If you have so many dreams about Twilight that you have lost count, copy and paste this to your profile.


IF you ahve ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this to your profile.


If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself, copy and past this to your profile.

Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone!

Why spell it out to you if I can scream it in your face?

If you can't beat them, join them
If you can't join them, sue them,
then rub it in their faces.

Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.

How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged?

Ms. whoever: ...You have to tell the computer exactly what you want it to do! It can't read your mind!!

ME: (Sighs)...Technology is no replacement for Edward Cullen.

I love twilight

I have OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder.
Edward Cullen killed Bambi's mom.
I like my men cold, dead, and sparkling.
Twilight, Twilight Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight. What obsession

WIWAVS: Wishing I A Vampire Syndrome.

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real (Edward!)copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

-If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

-There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

-I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

-If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

-If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

-The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

-If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you compare people to Edward and Bella, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

Vampires, vampires,vampires, vampires,vampires,vampires!! =)

Here are my ten reasons to be Team Edward.

1. he makes an effort to know what you are feeling if he can't read your mind
2. he's too faithful to go to a strip club
3. he doesn't kill people anymore
4. he always tries to make the best decisions for the good of people he cares about
5. he sparkles
6. he or Bella wasn't blonde and they had a kid so who needs to be blonde
7. he does his best to be moral and logical
8. he fought down his family to save Bella
9. he ignores Rosalie's mean thoughts and Emmett's inappropriate ones
10. he's a vampire!

If you went to sleep at around 2 am or later reading the Twilight books, copy and paste this onto your profile. done it

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your proflie. he dose rock

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile. done it

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile. who doesn't love cookies??

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile. done it sooo many times

If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile. I SO THINK THAT

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. IT'S FUN

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. I'm addicted

You know you're obsessed with Twilight when...

1) You have read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse at least 3 times. 10 for me
2) You own all above mentioned books.
3) You know that most of your friends will try to bag on Twilight the Movie, but then you'll get defensive and start yelling at them for saying that all the actors/actresses are all wrong and that they will ruin the movie when the actors/actresses don't match their exact mental picture of said character. (LISTEN PEOPLE!! No one will look exactly like your mental image of the Twilight characters, so get over it and quit bagging on the actors/actresses who will do a great job on this movie whether you think so or not!! Please excuse my rant but it needed to be said)
4) You have read everything on every page of Stephanie Meyers web site.
5) You have reread a lot of these pages.
6)You read fanfiction about Twilight.
7)You write fanfiction about Twilight.
8)At one point or another, you have had a screenname/username that says something about Twilight or its characters.
9) You constantly count the days until Breaking Dawn comes out.
10)For a long while after you read Twilight/New Moon/Ecilpse, you acted as a missionary for the books, asking everyone you talked to if the had read them.
11) If said people have not read Twilight, you insist that they read it, because it is, and I quote, "the best book ever".
12) If anyone says something that goes against the statement that Twilight is the best book on the planet, you immediately start to argue with them.
13) You stand firm by your belief that anyone who says that Twilight is just a crappy, unrealistic love story(and yes, believe it or not, I do know someone who has said this!) should be taken to the edge of a cliff and pushed off.
14) For months after you read it, Twilight was your favorite subject to talk about.
15) When you found out you would have to wait until August of 2008 for Breaking Dawn to come out, you almost cried.
16) You argue with your friends over which member of the Cullen family you like best. (I'm debating between Edward and Jasper. Edward is slightly in the lead though ;D)
17)You began reading fanfiction as a desperate attempt to read something about Twilight, when you had already finished the books.
18) No matter how many times you read Twilight or Twilight-related stories, you never get tired of it.
19) As you read this list, you are smiling and nodding at almost every thing you read.
20) Even though you know it's impossible, you often wish that you were a vampire.
21) Vampires are officially your favorite mythical creature ever.
22) Your personal motto is, vampires are cool, not scary.
23) You know that you are not crazy for being obsessed with Twilight; people who don't understand it just haven't read the book.
24) When you hear that someone read Twilight and didn't like it or thought it was stupid, you just shake your head and sigh.
26) You literally haunt Stephenie Meyer's website waiting for new information
27) You're driving your parents mad with your crazy countdowns and the fact that you won't sop trying to explain to them why Twilight is the best book in the world
28) You're keeping track of all the "Breaking Dawn Quotes of the Day" and trying to figure out what they all mean
29) Your home page is Stephenie Meyer's website
30) Your desktop has something to do with the Twilight Series
31) Your screen saver says something about the Twilight Saga
32) You have both the original New Moon book and the New Moon Special Edition
33) You put your Eclipse poster in plain view so that everyone can see it
34) You can't believe that most people haven't read the books
35) You know all the characters so well that you feel as if you could write your own stories about them
36) You spend most of your day making up "What if...?" questions about all the different plot lines
37) You've actually read the play "Romeo & Juliet" just so you could find out how Jacob would die
38) You know you're addicted, but you don't care
39)You can't help saying, "I can't wait for August 2nd!" while everyone who isn't "in the know" stares at you like you're psyco
40) You're more excited about the release of Breaking Dawn than anything to do with Harry Potter
41)When you found out that you would have to wait to see the Breaking Dawn cover art and first chapter until you got back from a trip where you couldn't even get near a book store when both items came out the day ater you left, you have a mental breakdown
42) When you found out about Midnight Sun you had yet another mental breakdown
43) You noticed there is no number 25

ωнєη α gυy sαys yσυя HOT
нє's ℓσσkιηg αт υя вσ∂y
ωнєη α gυy sαys yσυя PRETTY
нє's ℓσσkιηg αт υя ƒα¢є
ωнєη α gυy sαys υя BEAUTIFUL
нє's ℓσσkιηg αт yσυя нєαят~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

You Call Me A Btch?
Well A Btch Is A Dog,
Dogs Bark,
Bark Is On Trees,
Trees Are A Part Of Nature,
And Nature Is Beautiful,
So Thnx 4 Callin Me A Btch!!
--Before Marriage:
Girl: Do you love me?
Guy: Yes
Girl: Will you hit me?
Guy: NO! Why would you think that?
Girl: Will you be next to me when I'm sad?
Guy: Of coarse!
Girl: Do you hate me?
Guy: NO!!
Girl: Would you kiss me if we where in the rain?
Guy: Yes!
Girl: DEAR!!
-read backwards.. that's after the marriage-

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

You know you live in 2008 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take My Space ( go Facebook!) pics.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/My Space.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.

13. your sad because you fell for it and think you have to put it on ur profile

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You Since 1916

Rosalie Hale: Prettier Than You Since 1916

Alice Cullen: Quirkier Than You Since 1901

Jasper Hale: Smoother Than You Since 1843

Bella Swan/Cullen: More Of A Danger Magnet Than You Since 1987 Or Luckier Than You Since 1987

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Nessie 2. Edward 3. Bella 4.Alice 5. Rosalie 6. Jasper 7. Emmett 8. Carlisle 9. Esme 10. Jane 11. Jacob 12. Angela

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Jasper/ Jacob fic. I can honestly, and thankfully say I haven’t.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Alice… I do not feel comfortable answering that.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Angela got Carlisle pregnant. First of all, it would be the other way around and second, no… wouldn’t happen.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Esme… she’s been in a few…

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Edward and JASPER?? NO!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Rosalie/ Esme or Rosalie/ Jane?! Wow…

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Emmett walked in on Edward and Angela having sex. Umm, he would be happy he had someone to make blush and Bella would kill them all…

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Bella/ Jane. Umm Jane is trying to kill Bella, and fails? I think I’m failing this thing…

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Nessie/ Carlisle. Umm in a Grandpa/ Granddaughter way… I guess…

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Emmett/ Angela. I’m no help at all. Written in Emmetts POV

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Carlisle? Okay, can I call in a friend or something? Is this a test!?

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Nessie/ Jasper/ Angela? Walk away………

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Last night. Rose was in the fic. She played a big part.

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

"Nessie and Emmett are in a happy relationship until Esme runs off with Alice. Nessie, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Jacob and a brief unhappy affair with Angela, then follows the wise advice of Rose and finds true love with Bella." Wrong in so many ways.

Choose 10 of your favorite people.

1. Edward 2. Katie 3. Emily 4. Matt 5. Lexi 6. Kimberly 7. Tara 8. Jon 9. Cam 10. Hillary

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Matt invites Emily and Jon to his house? No one knows each other though…

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?

Cam tries to get Lexi to go to a yoga class? Hmmm, how would a baby get his 3 year old sister to take yoga??

3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Edward or Kimberly… I don’t think Bella would like it if I stayed with Edward, but i dont care, so i chose...Edward

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?

Katie and Tara are making out? and Hillary walks in? Hillary would walk right back out. I can’t believe they are gay…

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

Emily falls in love with Kim and Jon is jealous? Wow, I have a lot of gay friends.

6) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?

Matt jumps me in a dark alleyway? Katie, Hillary, or Tara. Katie cause she’s my bff!

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

Edward starts a cooking show. No clue, but if someone wants to write a fanfic bout it go right ahead…

9) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?

Emily has to marry Jon, Matt, or Cam? Not Cam, he’s only a year old. Jon I guess. At least Em isn’t gay…

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Tara kidnaps Katie and demands something from Lexi? I don’t know a hug? Lexi is 3.

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

Edward or Kim? Edward………… :-D

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

Hillary challenges Matt to a chariot race cause they are playing a video game…

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?

Everyone gangs up on Emily? She would squish us like a grape, oh! Inside joke…

14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?

Everyone is invited to Katie and Hillary's wedding except for Jon? Why wouldn’t Jon be invited to his sister’s wedding?

15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Why is Kim afraid of Tara? Because Tara ate my baby cousin Cam? Why?

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

Hillary would tell us a story of a dog.

17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

Edward arrives late at Katie and Hillary’s wedding because he wasn’t invited and he thought Nessie was in the church?

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Lets see, a 1 year old and a 3 year old get drunk… on WHAT chocolate milk?

19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

Emily Kim Jon and Matt go to the Zoo for Jon’s birthday party? Why in the world would a teenager have a party at the zoo?

20) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

They are mad because they never got the cookies I promised…

21) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?

Cam murders Katie’s best friend? I’m thankful to say Cam didn’t murder me, and how would he??

22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save himself or 1?

Kim and Edward are in danger. Edward saves them both cause he’s a vampire.

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

Lexi is trapped in a cave and Hillary comes to her rescue? Are we playing make believe?

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

Emily starts a day camp? I THINK the kids would live…

26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

Matt, Kim, and Tara are doing the hokey-pokey and Jon walks in. Wow, just wow. They are the type of people…

27) 1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?\

Edward writes a story where Cam and Hillary are going out. I thought Hillary married Katie. OMG! SHE IS HAVING AN AFFAIR!!

28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

Tara makes pie. I don’t like apple pie, but I trust her.

29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Jon and Emily? They walk back to whoever’s house they came from. I hope they brought more than one tent…………

30) While they are camping, they run into James (from Twilight). What do they do?

Jon knows nothing about vampires so he probably calls the cops saying James is like a serial killer or a stalker or something and Emily screams for Jacob and other werewolves to save her.

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday

Put Your iPod On Shuffle and Copy Down the Song. It's like for a movie version of your life.

Opening credits: Far Away- Nickelback

Waking up: Bleeding Love- Leona Lewis

First day of school: A Thousand Miles- Vanessa Carlton

Falling in love: Hands- Jewel

Fighting: Skater Boy- Avril Lavigne

Breaking up: Bad Day- Daniel Powter ( this one makes sense, even just from the title!!)

Driving: Old Blue Jeans- Hannah Montana

Flashback: One week- barenaked ladies (my moms ugg)

Mental Breakdown: Disturbia- Rihanna

Getting back together: Savin’ Me- nickelback

Wedding: Feels Like Tonight- Chris Daughtry

Birth of a child: Colors of the Wind- Vanessa Ann Huggens

Final battle: Pokemon Theme (embarrassing… I’ve had this thing since I was like 6)

Death scene: Its Not Over- Chris Daughtry (ironic title, cause, yes, it is)

Funeral: Unwritten- Natasha Bedingfield

End credits: My Immortal- Evanescence (again, my mom’s, we share a itunes account, but kinda good for this)

I’m doing this again, lol, it was fun

Opening credits: It’s Not my Time- 3 doors down

Waking up: I’ll try- Jesse McCartney

First day of school: Life’s what You make It- Hannah Montana

Falling in love: Wherever you will go- The calling (good song for this)

Fighting: Bittersweet Symphony- The Verse

Breaking up: Boulevard of Broken Dreams- Green Day

Driving: Superman- Five For Fighting

Flashback: Behind these Hazel Eyes- Kelly Clarkson

Mental Breakdown: Never had a Dream Come True- S Club 7

Getting back together: 4 Minutes- Madonna

Wedding: As I Lay Me Down- Sophie B. Hawkins

Birth of a child: All the Things She Said- T.A.T.U.

Final battle: Rockstar- Nikelback

Death scene: Cheetah Sisters- Cheetah Girls

Funeral: You and Me- Lifehouse

End credits: I Miss You- Miley Cyrus

1 MORE TIME

Opening credits: Chris Cox Mega Mix- Hannnah Montana

Waking up: My Grown Up Christmas List- Kelly Clarkson

First day of school: Tell me something I don’t know- Selena Gomez

Falling in love: Name- Goo Goo Dolls

Fighting: Rockstar- Hannah Monatana

Breaking up: The Middle- Jimmy Eat World

Driving: Apologize- OneRepublic

Flashback:I Love You Always Forever- Donna Lewis

Mental Breakdown: Absolutely- Nine Days

Getting back together: Love Song- Sara Bareilles

Wedding: Good and Broken- Miley Cyrus

Birth of a child: A Moment Like This- Kelly Clarkson

Final battle: I Got Nerve- Hannah Montana

Death scene: Tattoo- Jordin Sparks

Funeral: I Wan’na Be Like You- Jonas Brothers (Too Happy..)

End credits: Make Some Noise- Hannah Montana

K, last time, I promise

Opening credits: Umbrella- Rihanna

Waking up: Hot N’ Cold- Katy Perry

First day of school: Last Christmas- Ashley Tisdale (CHRISTMAS WHAT?!)

Falling in love: Pocket Full of Sunshine- Natasha Bedingfeild

Fighting: See You Again- Miley Cyrus

Breaking up: Anything But Ordinary- Avril Lavigne

Driving: Who Knew- P!nk

Flashback: True Friend- Hannah Montana

Mental Breakdown: Breaking Free- HSM

Getting back together: Right Here- Miley Cyrus

Wedding: One Last Shot- Pirates of the Caribbean Soundtrack (Instrumental thing)

Birth of a child: Bubbly- Colbie Caillat

Final battle: Thnks Fr Th Mmrs- Fall out Boy

Death scene: Hanging By a Moment- Lifehouse (sounds weird, but kinda good)

Funeral: When She loved Me- Jordan Pruitt (good for this)

End credits: How You Remind Me- Nickelback

Made this myself!!

Soundtrack to your life…

Set your iPod on shuffle. What ever comes up write it down. No switching! One exception is your first song, if it doesn’t sound right, you can start over, but only for the first one! Just pretend your life is a movie. I love these things..

Birth/ Opening: As I lay me down- Sophie B. Hawkins

First Crush- See You Again- Miley Cyrus

Stab in the back by a friend- Cheetah Sisters- Cheetah Girl

First Boyfriend- Tell me something I don’t know- Selena Gomez

First Broken Heart- Its not my time- 3 doors down

Graduation- This is my Time- Raven- Symone

Engagement- Here Without You- 3 doors down

Wedding- Far Away- Nickelback

Birth of a child- He lives in you- Lion King

Spouse’s death- Make Some Noise

Death- Never had a dream come true- S Club 7

Funeral- Big Girls Don’t Cry

End Credits- 100 Years- five for fighting

Okay, you know about Emily from the above, well now she will also be my co-writter. Her name on fanfic is xoxemily115xox and she is on of my best friends. She and I have been in the same class since kindergarten and she is the nicest person I know. We are working on a story together.

OMG funny IM conversation, but it needs a bit of explaining.

Okay, i was serving a funeral and there was this REALLY CUTE guy in the front row. I'll probably never see him again, but I named him Lucas.

Me: U no who I miss?

Friend: Lucas?

Me: nooooooooooo

Friend: Trevor?

ME: nooooooooooooooo

Friend: Jack?

Me: nooooooooooooooo

Friend: I give up

Me: Lucalicious!!

Friend: wow

Me: you no who I really miss

Friend: Lucalicious?

Me: noooooooooooooo

Friend: whatever idc

Me: Lucasuperlicious

Friend: wow

Me: You know who I REALLY miss?

Friend: idc

Me: LUCASUPERDUPERLICIOUS!!

Friend:wow, good bye

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

"When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand Edward Cullen."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor but since Carlisle is cute, screw the fruit."
"I'm not easily distracted I-Hey, is that guy sparkling!"

SPONGEBOB GOT PATRICK,
TIGGER GOT POOH,
BELLA GOT ALICE ,
AND I GOT A COOL FRIEND LIKE YOU

"The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and cover me with clothes. Don't let it find me."

.: There's three ways to do things:.
.: The right way :.
.: The wrong way :.
.: And my way, which is wrong too, but faster!:.

I'm a BRUNETTE and I'm a cutie,

Mess with me and I'll kick your booty,

Redheads are smart,

Blondes think they're cool,

Well think again,

'Cause BRUNETTES rule!

Losers stare make a fuss.

Just one question-

jealous much?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
on my list of favorites
twilight is waaay above you!

WhEn i WaLk By Ur AsKiN Ur Boy,
iS sHe PrEtTiEr DeN mE!?
GoT DeM GuYz SaYiN UmM,
WeLL--> HONESTLY?

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,

So why bother?

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Beware! For my place of employment has given me a NEW weapon...THE BUBBLE WRAP!

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils"

Two wrongs may not make a right, but three rights make a left.

I am a fruit-loop in a world full of Cheerios.

It's true, Edward Cullen prefers brunettes. Sorry, Barbie you aren't Bella, and Edward isn't your Ken

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

Directions to Llama-land:
Left at the rainbow, Right at the unicorn. And if you've passed the penguin, you've gone too far.

heads or tails? heads: your mine, tails: im yours

When the world is ending, I'm throwing the party!

Having the love of your life say, "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility

agree with me now- it will saw sooo much time

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?",

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day.Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictionl boyfriend Edward. Crazy is screaming everytime you hear the name Edward because you think Jacob is 10 times better. HAHA! -laughs at Edward fangirls- --That's Crazy, too. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes.If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back
of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls
and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone
we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

A Hispanic man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only Hispanic man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The Hispanic man turned around and stood up.

He then said:

"Listen Pendejo...when I was born, I was brown, "
"When I grew up, I was brown, "
"When I'm sick, I'm brown, "
"When I go in the sun, I'm brown, "
"When I'm cold, I'm brown, "
"When I die, I'll be brown ."

"But you pendejo..."
"When you're born, you're pink, "
"When you grow up, you're white, "
"When you're sick, you're green, "
"When you go in the sun, you turn red, "
"When you're cold, you turn blue, "
"And when you die, you turn purple."

"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmellows and flirting with the firemen.
My friends are the kind of people that would spend hours trying to drown a fish. ...But I love them to death

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

Friends: Ask why you're cryin
Best Friends: has a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

Friends: say you can do better
Best friends: Will call him up and say "You have seven day to live"

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "LETS DO THAT AGAIN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friends: Help you get over a boy
Best Friends: will go up to the boy punch him then say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Friends: know only a few things about you
Best Friends: could write a very embarssing biography about you

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night
BEST FRIENDS: Ask why it took so long for you to call

FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life
BEST FRINDS: Could blackmail you with it

Friends: Will help you find prince charming
Best Friends: Would kidnap him and bring him to you

Friends: fade
Best Friends: Are forever

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!!

If you have ever fallen down the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. -evil laugh-... parking garage... yellow bunnies... blue m&m's... Aston Martin...

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 12 hours just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever randomly burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin' waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile

If you have ever slapped/punched a relative because they took something of yours, copy this into your profile

Okay, for the following jokes, i mean no offense to the blonde community. I even have a few blonde friends, and they all rock and are smart, so NO OFFENSE. I'm just posting them here because I think they are quirky and some are funny. NO OFFENSE.

This blonde is driving down an old country road when she spots another blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat.

She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief, she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while.

When she can't stand it any more, she calls out to the blonde in the field,
'Why are you rowing a boat in the middle of the field?'

The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, 'Because it is an ocean of wheat.'

The blonde standing at the side of the road is furious. She yells at the blonde in the field,

'It is dumb blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name.'

The blonde in the field just shrugs her shoulders and begins rowing again.

The blonde on the side of the road is beside herself and shakes her fist at the blonde in the field yelling,
'If I could swim, I would come out there and kick your butt!"

Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.

The first blonde said, 'These look like deer tracks,'
and the other one said, 'No they look like moose tracks.'

They argued and argued for a quite while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.

One day this blonde calls her friend and says,
'Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't even figure out how to start it.'

Her friend asks, 'What is it a puzzle of?'

The blonde says, 'From the picture on the box, it's a tiger.'

Well, the friend figures that he's pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She lets him in the door and shows him to where she has the pieces spread all over the table.

He studies them for a moment, then studies the box.

He turns to her and says, 'Well, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger.'

She asks, 'Oh, how come?'

He says, 'Look, never mind, let's just relax, have a cup of coffee and we'll put all these cornflakes back in the box.'

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

How do you drown a blonde?
put a mirror at the bottom of a pool (jacob said this!)

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.

How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Why do blondes have 'TGIF' written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.

Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

How can you tell when a blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.

Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said 'Disneyland Left' so they turned around and went home.

A brunette, redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation.

After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies' room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, 'Welcome to the ladies' room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded with a wish. But, be warned, if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!'

The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the brunette said, 'I think I'm the most beautiful of us three' and in an instant she was surrounded by a pile of money.

The redhead stepped up and said, 'I think I'm the most talented of us three,' and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Jaguar in her hands.

Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blonde looked into the mirror and said, 'I think...' and was promptly sucked into the mirror.

The police department, famous for its superior canine (K-9) unit, was somewhat taken back by a recent incident.

Returning home from work a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burgled. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K9 unit patrolling nearby was the first on the scene.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash the blonde ran out onto the porch, clapped a hand to her head and moaned, 'I come home from work to find all my possessions stolen, I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send a blind policeman!'

If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

You pray every night for Edward Cullen to show up in your life.

You walk into doors because you were thinking about Edward Cullen

You go into uncontrollable fits of laughter whenever you think about him.

You get butterflies in your stomach because you are just so incredibly crazy about him.

You talk about him so much that your friends get mad at you

You explain to everyone that Edward is a good vampire and you want to be just like him.

You have dreamt about Edward at least one time in your life

You get mad when people say they haven't read the book

You look in the mirror everyday and compare yourself to Bella. The days you look like her, you scream,"Oh my Edward!”

Edward can do anything, right?"
But if Edward can do anything, why cant he find me??

If you walk around you house talking to your self about something that happened in one of the twilight books Copy this into your profile

If when ever you are out in public and you hear something relating to Twilight you want to scream and squeal, but you don't 'cause you're in public, so you just get a goofy grin on your face. C&P

If you are in LOVE with Edward Anthony Masen Cullen copy and past this to your profile.

If you think that all other vampire stories are 'fakes' after you've read Twilight C&P

If you think the Cullen's should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile

If you spit every time you hear vile Mike Newton's name, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love everything about the Twilight series copy and past this to your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the only thing you think about is the Twilight series copy and past this to your profile.

If you are Obsessed/Addicted to the Twilight series copy and past this to your profile.

When ever you see a shiny silver Volvo you start following it shouting "I LOVE YOU EDWARD CULLEN!" copy this to your profile.

If your in love with a fictional character (like edward anthony mason cullen) copy and paste this is you profile

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

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(O.o)

Guy's point of view
(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)

We don't care if you talk to other guys.We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room
and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it's
off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without
even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we
freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.Yeah, you can quote me.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Take Advantage of the mood im in.
LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD'
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say 'thank you.'
Kiss us when no one's watching.(If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.)
You don't have to get dressed up for us.If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the
need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you
own.
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's
or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.
Don't take everything we say seriously.Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is
in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care.
You have girlfriends for
that.
Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'.I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.
On the other hand im not sayin i wouldn't like it ether
Stupid Warnings:

This is a list of all the stupid warnings on the products most of us use daily.

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. Korean Kitchen Knife: Warning: Not to be used in Children
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

16. On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

17. On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

18. On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

19. On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

20. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

21. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

22. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

23. On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

24. On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

25. On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

26. On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

27. On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

28. On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

29. On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

30. On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"

2) When the elevator doors shut, assuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"

3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

11) Meow occasionally.

12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

18) Say "Ding!" at each floor.

19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"

Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

1. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

2. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

3. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

4. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

5. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

6. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

7. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

8. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

9. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?"

Your Weakness:

love storys (so girly right?)

Your Fears:

being all alone inlife

Your Perfect Pizza:

ham and cheese w/ a lot of crust

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:

get a 'A' in math (stupid cursed subject)

Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:

jk

Thoughts First Waking Up:

shut up stupid alam clock

Your Best Physical Feature:

i don't know

Your Bedtime:

9:30 but i go to bed at like 11:00 (don't tell daddy)

McDonald's or Burger King:

mcdonals lovvee the mcflurries but thats it

Chocolate or Vanilla:

vanilla

Do you Smoke:

no i thinks stupid

Will you Smoke:

no (i was raised by a cop)

Do you Swear:

only when i'm really angry or frustrated

Do you Sing:

sometimes

Do you Shower Daily:

yuppers

Do you behave yourself:

maybe...

Do you get Motion Sickness:

Nope!

Do you think you are Attractive:

i don't know

Are you a Health Freak:

nope but my mom is and she's trying to convert us to become one too but i'll miss junk food too much ;D

Do you get along with your Parents:

mostly

Do you like Thunderstorms:

i guess

Do you play an Instrument:

yes viola

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:

nope raised by a cop remember

In the past month have you gone to a Mall:

nope i got a money saving health nut mom

In the past month have you eaten Sushi:

Nope but i want to!

In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:

no

What do you want to be when you Grow Up:

vet or a marine biologist

What country would you most like to Visit:

Italy!!

Number of CDs I own:

im too lazy to get up so i guess about 10

Fave Food:

spagetti!

Fave Music:

all diffrent types

What do your feet smell like?

feet

What does your hair smell like?

garnier shampoo

Can you clap with your feet?

nope

Have you seen purple cows?

duh i used to draw them all the timewhen i was little

If you have had 10 Mountain Dews, what would you be like?

i don't like mt. dew

When you think of the words "George Bush", what comes to your mind?

bushe gardens ( ithink thats how you spell it)

W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?
neither

2. Be serious or be funny?
funny!

3. Drink whole or skim milk?:
neither gross!

4. Die in a fire or drown?
umm isn't that nice...

5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?

emeimies its so much fun to make annoy them and make fun of them!

D O . Y O U . P R E F E R.

1. Sun or moon?:
Both

2. Leaf-bare or Leaf-fall?
what?

3. Left or right?
Right

4. Ten acquaintances or five best friends?:
best friends

5. Sunny or rain:
Sunny!

6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?
vanilla

A B O U T . Y O U.

1. What time is it?:
10:10

2. What do you want to do?
read my book

3. Where do you wanna live?
california

4. How many kids do you want?
one or two

5. Do you want to get married?
yes

6. have you ever done drugs?
no

7. what do you like on your pizza?

cheese and ham

8. Can you cross your eyes?
yup

9. Do you make your bed daily?
no i have a bunk bed so it's hard

R A N D O M.

1. Which shoe goes on first?
Right

2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone?

no but i threw a big eraser at my sister then she cryied and i got yelled at

3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
twirl

4. Have you ever eaten Spam?
nope

5. Favorite ice cream?
cookie dough

6. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet?
two

7. Do you cook?
nope

8. Current mood?

bored

IN . THE. LAST. 48 HOURS. HAVE. YOU.

1. kissed some one?
no

2. Sang?

yes

3. Been hugged:
yup

4. Felt stupid:
definantly

5. Missed someone:
yes

6. Danced Crazy?
no

7. Gotten your hair cut?
i haven't had a hair cut in six months

8. Cried:
nope

9. been kissed:
a real kiss? no

. S T U F F .

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
my dad has

2. Do you have a Dog?

One

3. Do you have a cat?

two

4. The last time you've been sledding?

when it snowed

5. Do you consider yourself creative?

yeah

6. Do you have any friends on FF.net?

Yes

T7. Do you know anybody in real life from FF.net

yes

8. Where are you?

my room

9. Look up, then look back, what do you see?

a celing and wall

10. What are you listening to right now?

check yes juliet by we are the kings

11. Last thing you ate?

healthy pasta :D

12. Last thing you thought?

how do i answer this question?

13. You have a million dollars what do you do?

hehe... don't get me started..

14. What are you eating/drinking right now?

nothin

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go,But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun,he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend;

That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother;I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy,

I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors;

I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack,I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

my daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

from his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

copy and paste this if you are against child abuse and want to kick all of the abusers butts cause you hate 'em!

I went to a party, Mom
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didnt drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.

Now Im lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own bloods all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.

Im sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddys Girl on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
Id still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom
Im getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And Im so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
So I love you and good-bye.

one message: dont drink and drive!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

Admitting you are weird is normal. Admitting you are normal is odd. Different is odd and different is not good. If you are weird and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you think it would be hilarious to see Bella beat Emmett in an arm wrestling match, put this in your profile.

92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when you threaten your friends with a free trip to Italy and a vampire mafia if they don't read Twilight. Crazy is when your friend calls you crazy, you tear up a little and tell them that was the nicest thing they ever said to you. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.(it doesnt have to be this profile;P)
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, copy this to your profile.
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.
If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.
If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!
if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro
if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your pro
if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumba_?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
When Life gives you lemons squirt them in Life's eyes!!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.
A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall.
A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb_?"

A good friend helps you find your prince.
A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda.
A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.
A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move.
A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail.
A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry.
A best friendwon't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number.
A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
A best friend will kick the whole crowds _ that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you.
A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel.
A best friend just sits down and cries.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

If you don't understand the joke, don't ask. Laugh with the group and Google it later.

He: Is this seat empty?
She: Yes, and so is mine if you sit down.

He: Can I invite you a drink?
She: I'd rather you gave me the money.

He: Can I have this song?
She: All yours.

He: Your body is like a temple.
She: Sorry, no services today.

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It Can Only Get Better by Horcrux7 reviews
She may be 7 years old, but Renesmee is very much an adult and Jacob is suddenly a lot more than her best friend. But how will Bella and Edward react when they return from their second honeymoon to find their baby girl in a compromising situation?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,849 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
The New Ultimate by BeachLover01 reviews
Jacob and Nessie are married and have 3 children. But what happens when one of the La Push boys imprints on the baby of the family?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Jacob, Seth
Setting Sun by ChocoMuffs reviews
17yrs passed since BD & Nessie's finally gettin wat she always wanted: to go to high school like her parents. What about Jacob? & if smthing does spark between them, will they be able to deal with the bumps that come with their vamp/wolf relationship?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 108,667 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
True Love by ehtsuperstar reviews
What would happen if Dimitri didn't turn into a Strigoi? Would Rose and Dimitri finally have their happy ending? Read to find out!
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,472 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Betrayed by gravityangel reviews
Dimitri tells Rose... Read and review even if you hate it. Richelle Mead owns characters.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/12/2009
Solstice by AspiringWriter91 reviews
What I imagine the 5th book fanfic style. Begins a few months after BD ended. Past not altered. Not OOC. In cannon. In Bella's POV w/Jake's occasionally. Original plot, not done before! Complete with epilogue. Please Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 99,830 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella - Complete
No Time to Heal by roserage reviews
RPOV. An alternative ending to Frostbite. Mason does not die in the strigoi house and Rose will face new enemies and challenges before it is over. First fanfic; All characters belong to Richelle Mead, except for Patya Kozlov.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,924 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Trampled Thorns by lilpinkpiglet reviews
Dimtri leaves Rose. How will she cope? RxD RxOCC
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,693 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Tattoo can ruin your perfect day! by factis reviews
Rose decided to get herself a tattoo. A lot of STUPID questions and smartass answers. One-shot. Be ready to laugh!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
White Hot Sunset by Potter Me Pretty reviews
The story is set about six years after the events of Breaking Dawn. Renesmee has grown up quite a bit and her feelings for Jacob have changed. She understand the situation well but is not too sure how to express them. But a little vacation will change tha
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,491 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Renesme and Jacob's Story by Renesme CARLY Cullen reviews
All I can feel is joy. An unbelievable amount of happiness strikes me. His deep voice always captivates me from the second I hear it. His black eyes are mesmerizing. His mere presence sent my mind whirling. That’s what happens when he’s around.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,827 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Forgotten Love by Fadedmemories23 reviews
This is my version of blood promise, and yes Dimitri is Strigoi or is he? I guess you have to read to find out.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,592 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Vulnerable by DramaticField reviews
Rose Hathaway just lost the love of her life, Dimitri Belikov. She has many decisions to make and many people around her that want the best for her. Will she go after Dimitri? Will new love spark? Will she lose it all in the process? Even her life ?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 63,989 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Rose H.
Nessa by SoNoTORIouslyMe reviews
Renesmee is sick. No one knows why. Until Edward figures out the Spanish Influzna is back...and is gentic. To make it worse, there's no cure.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Rising Sun by NessieThompson reviews
Love you, Nessie. Thats all I could write on the tear stained piece of paper.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Newest Cullen Addition by ambessa4eva reviews
It is 6 years post Breaking Dawn. Jacob and Nessie are finally a couple. But when they get carried away one night, could the consequence be another member of the Cullen family?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,271 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
So Much For My Happy Ending by Ms.AmandaCullen reviews
Sequel to "Edward and Bella's 1st anniversary". Jacob is excited because Renesmee is finally at that age where he could tell her about his imprinting on her. And he and share his life wiht her.Until the Volturi come for revenge on them.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,939 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Secret War by LynMcCallum reviews
Okay, story picks up after Rose leaves the Academy and goes to Russia. There she meets someone unexpected who knows Dimitri. She learns things about the Royal Court and that not all Guardians are to be trusted RxR! DimitrixRose M chapters will be separate
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,736 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Shut up and Practice on Not Dying by BeauteRouge reviews
When time repeats itself, just a little reminder like a tampon box can change your life with a glance and a little counting. 7 years after Breaking Dawn. Regular ships & Jenessmee. Read and you'll love it. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,981 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Overprotective fathers, being a teenager, & Nessie by pocketfullofsunshinexoxo reviews
Being a teenager can be hard, epically when you have overprotective uncles, on top of an overprotective father! Find out how Nessie deals with this while she is dating her oh so handsome werewolf bf Jacob Black This story was Nessie becomes a teenager!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,307 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Blood Promisemy version by raro83 reviews
Rose is on her way to find Dimitri. What happens on the way and what happens when she finds him. Does she keep her promises to Lissa and Adrian? What does she have to give up and what will she gain on this journey?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,493 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Rose H.
Run, Jake, run! by Sophia24 reviews
Jake's in trouble with Edward and Bella. what would you do if you had two furious vampires after you? run, of course! Jake/Nessie. Now a multi-chaptered fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,862 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
butterflii's and all thatt by SuperrBreee reviews
Nessie is 16 years old and Jake is kinda falling for her. What is gonna happen when our little Eddie finds outttttt?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Stand By Me by SpiderMonkeyLove23 reviews
They were soul mates destined to be together until the end of time. they never thought about what would happen if Renesmee and Jacob were to become pregnant. how will the pregnancy go? will the child be Part Human, Part Werewolf, part Vampire?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,472 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Always, All Ways by Xrizz reviews
Jacob and Renesmee go hunting, but what happens when they ignore the signs of danger? How far can one ill-fated hunt twist and turn until the strings are all tangled? The Cullen's didn't think it could get more critical than this. They were wrong. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,758 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Vampire Academy's Blood Promise by VA4life reviews
my version of blood promise, continues from where SK left off! follows rose's journey to find dimitri, and the outcome of their reunion, good or bad! this is my first fan fic, hope you like it, any ideas/reviews would be great!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,855 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Scared by shae Wild reviews
Follow up to Endless Cricle which is my follow up to Hunted. Zoey & her friends are back at the House of Night. Zoey's schedule is evenmore crazy. I do not own the House of Night; the actual series belongs to P.C. and Kristin Cast!
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 101,899 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Zoey R. - Complete
Vampire Academy MSN by TRaPt oNlY ThRouGh tHe PaIN reviews
Find out what happens when the members of Vampire Academy decide to IM eachother and Adrian and Christian have something interesting to share. Side yaoi. That means boyxboy. Nothing explicit. Flames will be laughed at. T for language and adult themes.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Adrian I., Christian O.
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Different Worlds by littledhampir.skyvanallen reviews
He was just this poor guy trying to survive. She was this rich girl who he worked for as her servant. He always watched her from behind. She never noticed him. He served her while her fiancee humiliated him everyday.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009
Six and a Half Years Later by AmberlynotKimberly reviews
This story is about Jacob and Renesmee. It's set after Nessie has given her parents a full eighteen years to raise her. The story follows, her life,one dream changes her life. there might be twistes and turns, but theres certainly a lot of Ness & Jake.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,906 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
The Only Boy by I'mJustCrazyEnough17 reviews
Renesmee and Jake's love story. The real one. Ask them. They told it to me, and I wrote it down. In Renesmee's words, because Jake was too busy wrestling Emmett at the time to tell me his point of view. Maybe some other time.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Through the Bond by bOoKwRm96 reviews
Since Rose gets pregnant in most fictions, I changed this one up a little bit...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,192 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Rose H., Lissa D.
I'm With You by TueyTwoShoes reviews
I could hear the EMTs rushing onto the scene. I tried to tell Jake that I was sorry I’d hurt him so much. That I shouldn’t have left after he’d told me. That I still wanted him to love me. That he shouldn’t be the one apologizing; it should be me." -Ness
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,125 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Vampire academy msn by cie159 reviews
Mason,Lissa,Dimitri,Rose,Christian,and Adrian all join in on the MSN and rated T because of some sexual content and language
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
Falling Moon by Tessa Braceface reviews
Nessie and Jacob love eachother. But with tragity tear them apart....permanatly? Rating Might Change In Ferther Chapaters.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Renesmee Hits Womanhood by carlinatwilightl95 reviews
Renesmee is forever frozen to stay 16. Everyone in her family thinks she has reached maturity. But has she really? To what surprise will she wake up to one normal Saturday morning? Post Breaking Dawn: Contains spoilers. Funny and fresh! I suck at summarie
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,320 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Chasing Pavement by NataliaNicolette reviews
I'm the only girl of the wolf pack children,so the question is,will someone imprint on me? Which brings me to Paul freaking Tama who had 2 sons,one of which i can't stand,the one who imrpinted on me! Fallow up to Fruit of my Loom QuilxClaire's daughter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,550 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Quil Jr., Claire - Complete
Inseparable by GymClassVictim reviews
So this is a little Jacob/Renesemee story. There's romance, conflict, and all of that jazz. I'm better at writing the story than the summary, trust me. You'll love it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,097 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Gemini Moon by Erin Hartfile reviews
*Sequel to Blood Moon Rising*-Billy and Sarah Black are fraternal twins, but they are completely opposite in every way but one. Their relationships with their family is complicated and they have to weather the storms that arise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,478 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009
Rose's Big news by gabby90 reviews
The ending in Shadow-Kissed never happens. This is just a typical day at VA, except that Rose has some big news involving her and Dimitri. Also the thing with Dhampir's not being able to have babies together doesn't exist.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009
Unforgettable Mistake by PinkAngels00 reviews
What would happen next with Rosa and Dimitri? And does Mason belong in this part of her life as the second man?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Rose H., Mason A.
Kill Me in a Record Shop by UltraViolet21 reviews
Edward, a semi-emo teenager, is very attracted to a slightly emo-girl he sp-observes on during her shift at Garret's Music Shop. What happens when they finally meet for real at a club they’re both dragged to by their medling friends?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,374 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
Blood Promise My version what will happen? by EchoNightFall22 reviews
Dimitri's heart has gone cold" and "Bound by love but sworn to kill" Rose's life will never be the same. Her life is already in chaos and many paths lie ahead. But with everything around and when the time comes will it be the right or wrong choice?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Things theTwilight Characters Aren't Allowed to Do by RathboneLvr482 reviews
So this is the set of rules that I set out for the Twilight Characters. It's up to them whether or not to follow them. So do they follow them or not? Weee know! And so will you if you click the little blue link above! Click the link and/or Eddie gets it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Edward
Truth or Dare Cullen's rules by LittleClipper reviews
When Carlisle and Esme leave town for a few days and Renesmee is at charlies, the cullen teens decide to play truth or dare! what horrible truths will be disovered and what deadly dares will they be put up to?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,553 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
My Messed Up Life by AliceCullenIsMyIdol reviews
Rose and Dimitri are both Lissa's guardians. Rose had gotten over Dimitri, but he still had major feelings for her. What if a group of Strigoi attacked Rose and lissa. Who would he protecet? Rose? or Lissa? Rated T for language
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008
More Than Anyone by NataliaNicolette reviews
Seth Clearwater & his wife are killed, leaving their daughter, Kai to go & live with Jacob&Nessie Black. When their son,Ayden,imrpints on Kai, will he mend her broken heart? Can he help her deal with her parents death?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,877 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
My Gothic Angel by Mistress-Nyuu reviews
Ever since Renee died Bella has no friends, gets bullied, and Charlie abuses her. She doesn't want to be alone anymore. Edward really wants someone to love him for who he truly is. Senior year has just stared and things are heating up! BxE & Regular pairs
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,447 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blood Promise by RoseDimitriLove reviews
Dimitri is Strigoi... or is he? With the help of Adrian in her dreams and Christian, Rose sets off to kill the man she loves. Will she make it? Is Dimitri Strigoi? And will Lissa be okay?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Amber's life by kalliani14 reviews
idk but it's one of my first
American Girl - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2009
Anything But Ordinary by OhMyEdward472 reviews
Bella always thought her power was being immune to human blood. Until Edward Anthony Masen comes and proves to be an exception. She hopes he'll ignore her, so she won't be afraid of killing him. But why won't he leave her alone? ROLE REVERSAL
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,974 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New destiny by misticbutterfly reviews
Erik's point of view in Marked. From the fist time he spots Zoey in the hallway. His destiny is changed forever. COMPLETE!
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,512 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Erik N., Zoey R. - Complete
Phases by thejedijoyjoy reviews
Nessie and Jake's story...Nessie Cullen is 5 years old, spontaneous, hormonal, rebellious--and in love with Jacob Black. Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,393 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Jake and Nessie by Mrs.IggyandJasperandEdward reviews
AFTER BREAKING DAWN. Jake and Nessie are at Edward and Bella's House and Nessie is 13 and has fallen for Jake. R & R please! No flames.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,245 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Baby Love by pinkpower reviews
Bella and Edward, in order to teach Jacob and Nessie a lesson, present them with a fake baby, much to Nessie's annoyance. JacobxRenesmee oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Dissaminating Moon by XLoveXFallsXToXAshesX reviews
A Nessie and Jake story. My summary is way to damn long to put in here but I promise the story is way better than my ability of making shorter summaries. The long summary is on my profile
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,125 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Broken by Mizz604 reviews
Bella is completely broken when she realizes that the baby she risked everything for did not survive birth. How will she cope? Can she forgive the love of her life? This story goes through the trials and tribulations of love and loss.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,569 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wrapped Around Her Little Finger by Grace Cullen reviews
Edward finds 4 year old Bella lost in the forest, and he becomes her best friend but when she moves and comes back 13 years later she meets Tanya who has set her eye on Edward and will eliminate anyone who ruins her chances with him, which means Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,485 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Made For You by Legs reviews
In agony, Rosalie turned and started slowly towards the edge of the precipice, her hands clenched in fists...They might not live through this. But she couldn’t ignore the noise or the smell or the sadness in knowing they were alone and dying...R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,177 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Sunlight by x.x.Beth C.x.x reviews
Nessie I gotta tell you something." I nodded. "I imprinted."- A Jacob/Renesmee Fanfiction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,768 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Midnight Dreams by thejedijoyjoy reviews
AU. Meet Aiyana Black, the half-human, half-shifter/vampire daughter of Jacob and Renesmee. Family life, venturing out into the human world, going to high school, meeting new people and trying to be normal. All Cullens, Jacob, Seth, Leah and new character
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 87,030 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
A New Horizon by angelofmusic623 reviews
This story marks Renesmee's transformation to adulthood and becoming a vampire. It also follows her relationship with Jacob during this time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,660 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Change by AshleyNicole86 reviews
Nessie is growing up fast, what happens when her feelings for Jacob change right as everyone starts a cross country move? How will everyone, especially Jacob and Nessie react? Will the gang like being back in high school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,948 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Twlightisms Penny Style by CarsmeCarlislexEsme reviews
Random Twilight stuff my Amazing Friend Penny wrote. The are so random. So if you dare come read to enter the corrupt mind of my dear friend Penny. Rated T just incase.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2009
My Way Of Love by Kerri-Loves-Jacob Black reviews
This is a story about Jacob and Renesmee, about how they fall in love from when she is 16.Its all in Jacobs POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
La Push's Own Soap Opera by Sarahdbaugh reviews
Six years after Breaking Dawn."I hate and love. And if you should ask how I can do both, I couldn’t say; but I feel it, and it shivers me." Jacob/Nessie, Leah/?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,647 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Revelations by leslie grace reviews
This story is the previously incomplete property of KateXCullen link on my profile and she gave me permission to finish it. Wonderful work! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,635 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Sweet Sixteen by AimeexLauren reviews
Set After Breaking Dawn. Nessie Has Just Turned Sixteen And Realising She Loves Jacob Differently Than Before...First FanFic. Would Appreciate Constructive Criticism. RE-EDITING.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,606 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Inevitable by SweetDulcinea reviews
Fluffy little Jacob/Renesmee one-shot -- post-BD -- Nessie's first kiss
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Her eyes are the door to your long lost soul by AudreyBethABBaby reviews
What if Isabella had died giving birth? How would things turn out? How would Ed deal with his happily ever after not tuning out so happily?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Blood Moon Rising by Erin Hartfile reviews
Renesmee Cullen is a teenage half-vampire in love with her werewolf boyfriend, Jacob Black. They’re love blossoms until something happens that changes their relationship. Then a stranger appears that is of her own kind which could alter her life with Jake
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,436 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Cutting Teeth by Legs reviews
Renesmee’s eyes darted around the room, searching for something, anything, she might use as a weapon. She would bite him, she decided. She wondered if that technically broke Cullen house rules. Nessie rolled her eyes. She would apologize later...R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,841 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Moonless Night by georgiegolightly reviews
I flexed my toes at the edge of the 50 foot drop; straight down. I smiled. This was an easy way out, so quick. I wouldn't have to suffer for him any more. And he could go on with his life. With one last "I will always love you" my feet left the cliff face
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Renesmee by total-eclipse-of-my-heart reviews
Almost six years from where Breaking Dawn left off, and Renesmee could easily pass for a seventeen year old. She is beginning to realise that there is a lot more to her friendship with Jacob. What is it her parents are hiding from her? Please Read.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,814 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
What If We Could? by Anigrrl reviews
I clenched my eyes shut, ignoring the crippling pain. "I never meant for this to happen. I wanted to be with you forever. I don't want to leave… but---" His words came out in a jumble that I could barely understand any of it. "---but I have to..." Ren/Jac
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,469 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
The end of Edward and Bellafor good? by Anonymous91 reviews
Edward left Bella 8 months ago not knowing she was pregnant. Bella left Forks & is in a college dorm, when Alice unexpectedly turns up, under a false identity. Soon all of the Cullen's are aware of Bella's pregnancy...but she's denying Edward is the dad!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,078 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Eternal Dawn by TwilitLife08 reviews
This is my version of breaking dawn in edwards POV. I absoultely love Breaking Dawn, but if you havent read it yet, than dont read this because it will give everything away. I plan on doing every chapter and i hope you all enjoy it. Read and REVIEW PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,930 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Daddy by juliette729 reviews
BD Spoilers: Edward/Nessie. Edward spends some time with his new daughter as they wait for Bella to wake up from her transformation.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
As Darkness is Falling by PirateExtraordinaire reviews
New Moon from Edward's Perspective. R&R. Eclipse EPOV now up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,674 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
For Bella by Koinaka reviews
Edward takes Bella for a walk and must do the hardest thing he's ever had to do in over 100 years. Dialogue taken from page 67-73 New Moon. Edward's leaving in his POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
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Unnoticed Love reviews
Sequal to Forever. Vanessa tries to get Embry to notice her the way she see's him, will he finally get that she's not a little girl anymore? Or will they be 'just friends' forever?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Embry
Twilight Twist reviews
Bella and Jacob are vampires, what happens when Edward comes to Forks?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Someone save me reviews
Bella lives with her abusive father charlie, her beatings keep getting worse, can someone save her before it's too late?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Renesmee's Story reviews
How i think renesmee's life would be. --I suck at summaries, read it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Ready to love reviews
After Rose kills Dimitri, she realizes she has feelings for Adrian. Will their relationship work?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,221 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009
Random Cullen Chatroom reviews
Cullen chatroom--Random ! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009
Love? reviews
This is about Renesmee and Jacobs son Oliver... I suck at summaries, just read it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,030 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009
Forever reviews
Bella never jumped off the cliff. Edward never came back. But now, Bella's been in another accident, will he come back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,495 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete