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Joined 03-27-09, id: 1881195, Profile Updated: 10-14-11
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, Halo, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Criminal Minds.

Supernatural. Red vs. Blue. Doctor Who. Torchwood. NCIS. Criminal Minds. Psych. Parks and Rec. Good Omens. Cross Country.

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World Conference: An American Perspective by Streamingwords reviews
A series of vignettes featuring America's experiences at the World Conference through the years. Warning: Contains some bits of romance between America and other nations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 104,890 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain
Shuffle, Ball, Change by Fiction101 reviews
"Of all the cars, in all the parking lots, in all the world, she had to crash into mine." Seth's life after Breaking Dawn started with a crash.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,526 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Seth, OC
America's Little Girl by Well Groomed Goldfish reviews
The story of Alfred's daughter...who no, is not a state. OCs.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,809 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 5/1/2010 - America
Salvation by Nan00k reviews
In the aftermath of Project Freelancer's dismantlement, a commission of psychologists are left to decide whether or not the AIs should live... and as expected, things go terribly, terribly wrong. AU after S8. Complete.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,840 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Delta - Complete
From the Ashes by Streamingwords reviews
When tensions finally break, every nation falls under the shadow of destruction. Is it even possible to rebuild that which seems beyond repair? Rated for dark situations and some foul mouths.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 128,290 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 6/11/2010 - England/Britain, America
Dark on Fire by mutemockingjay reviews
The four were trapped. One in her own failure, the other in her vulnerability. He wanted to outrun everything. And the last of the four? Trying so desperately to break into memory that was never meant to be unlocked. AU/Deviant Universe
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,498 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010
Tell Me Truly by rachiixox reviews
The new agent at the BAU is...off. How will the team accept her when she barely fits in? Meanwhile, she has ulterior motives for joining the team and the FBI. Will they be revealed? Case-fic and eventual Reid/OC. T, but maybe M later
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,939 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - S. Reid
Diary of a Wimpy Italian by WakaLakaAlchemist reviews
Italy's diary tells of his daily struggles, adventures, moments of bliss, and pure idiocy. Random light plots, contains GerIta and Spamano. More pairings in future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,846 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Germany, N. Italy
You and I will Fall in Love by Shatterdoll reviews
Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 197,425 - Reviews: 4344 - Favs: 1,987 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
Justement, Je Regrette Les Zombies by Tubular Fox reviews
After college, all Arthur wanted to do was live a normal life hacking into government databases. But if the flesh-hungry zobies are any indication, the universe has differen plans.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,318 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Arthur, Eames
Swans by Anniely reviews
Every time we see evil, something good dies in us and sometimes we die with it - Hotch knew that was true and yet the end never justifies the means. Emily and Hotch find themselves in a situation where the choices aren't always their's to make. EmilyHotch
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,050 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Emotionally Shortchanged by helicase reviews
Red vs. Blue AU; With a heterosexual life partner like Maine and a new employee like Epsilon, Wash has got all he can handle on his rather tiny plate. Meanwhile, York tries to charm a fallen genius and everyone gets emotionally shortchanged.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,598 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/12/2011
Easier to Pretend by flapkack reviews
Hungary and Austria could pretend that they loved each other, when both of their affections truly lay with someone else. Angsty. Sort of written for me to vent. Probably isn't any good;; PruHun, AusSwitz, anti!AusHun
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
Whispers from the BAU by Hopeful Writer reviews
Easier: "It was easier when JJ was there, Reid realized, easier to be strong when he was doing it for her, easier to look at these pictures and not see his sons when he knew she was compartmentalizing as well."
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,873 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 5/27/2010 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Guarding the Spark by mutemockingjay reviews
It was with Creation that the spark was born, and it was life that had caused South to wrap it in a shell that no one could touch. That is until she met him, and the shell began to crack, leading to a path of self destruction she could never imagine.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,285 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - South, Wash
Much Ado About Nothing by BananaBabe903 reviews
"Special. That's what she was called when she was growing up. Her father trained her to be merciless with kindness of a vulture. The kind that smiles at you before picking the flesh off your bones." Yang one-shot. Yang/Shawn/Juliet. Spoilers for FINALE.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Mr. Yang - Complete
Dress Blues and Gold Badges by windscryer reviews
There were so many reasons why they shouldn't. Which pretty much made it inevitable they would. Jassie.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,670 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Juliet oH., Carlton L.
My Firearm is My Friend by Jay1892 reviews
After the 9/11 attack America isolates himself, refusing to make contact with others out of paranoia that they too might turn on him. No one has been able to get through to him or make him stop sleeping with a gun by his side, but can England save him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,037 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Je t'aime, Canada by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
Oh yeah, Canada will make sure that no one will ever forget him again... America is not amused. America x Canada, Canada x World ... Chapters shall be edited/cleaned-up and then I'll finally finish this!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 84,901 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - [Canada, America]
100 Ways to Smell of Peaches by LoyalistEternal reviews
A collection of drabbles from the writer's 100 challenge. Lassiet pairings
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Carlton L., Juliet oH.
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
The Mythical Creature's Guide to Living by aadarshinah reviews
“You can't ever leave me. You understand me? You started this. You let the cat out of the bag. If you so much as try to break my heart, I'll break you. Understand?” Blackwater. Cannon through p358 of BD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,142 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
The Great Sparkly Book of Lols by Iskeirka reviews
Armed with the keyboard at my fingertips and my hatred of all thing Twilight, I endevour to tear Twilight to shreds in your eyes, and if I can crack you up laughing in the process, all the better. This is what would happen if I was Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,817 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009
Kisses by rogueandkurt reviews
The first time, Reid is still in high school. Oneshot. Reid centric. Spoilers for 'Somebody's Watching'.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/30/2008 - S. Reid, Lila A. - Complete
Moments by rogueandkurt reviews
One hundred moments that make up Dr. Spencer Reid. Oneshot. Reid centric, entire team featured. Mixes of angst, humour, romance, friendship, hurt/comfort, AU, and more. Spoilers through season 3.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,495 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/14/2008 - S. Reid - Complete
Killer Shirts From The Laundry Room by Chaotic Demon reviews
Henry's shirts are out for revenge.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Henry S., Shawn S. - Complete
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 135 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
Fireworks by rogueandkurt reviews
While celebrating the 4th of July with the team, JJ discovers something about Reid. Oneshot. JJ perspective, ReidCentric.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
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Heart of a Child reviews
Red vs. Blue. At the end of the day, she was still his kid sister.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/10/2011
Still Moments
Ten drabbles based on screencaps.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Complete
Safe Refuge reviews
Reid is her protection, her refuge. With him there, she can sleep peacefully.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
Giving In reviews
And then quietly, so low she could hardly hear, so low she wasn't suppose to hear, he whispered, "I wish I was him." One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Prussia, Hungary
Memories Aren't Good Enough reviews
RvB. All she had left of him were memories. And those weren't good enough. Tex/Church. One-shot.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Complete
Reawakening reviews
RvB. Wash was shot in the back by South, then left to die. Now he's awake, and trying to figure out how he's still alive. One-shot.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Complete
Christmas Shopping: Seth Style reviews
Twas the day before Christmas, and all through the mall, not a Shopper was still, not even Grandma. Seth Christmas shopping. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Seth - Complete
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