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Joined 03-27-09, id: 1881234, Profile Updated: 06-10-12
Author has written 12 stories for Bleach.

Naturally my profile pic is the epically awesome Kenpachi Zaraki - bridging the divide between pirate and ninja. I want to be him when I grow up.

If I grow up.

Name: I have a few. Let's just say Felix for now. There's a story behind the pen name, but I'm not going to tell you. Well, maybe if you're nice.

Age: Old enough to drink anywhere, and that's all that matters to me.

Gender: Guess.

In the interest of telling you a bit about myself, I'm sharing three quotes that I think sum me up -

"Downhill - it's how I roll." - vicioux.

"Endurance is nobler than strength, and patience than beauty." - John Ruskin.

"If only it were so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds, and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?" - Alexander Solzhenitsyn.

So essentially I'm just a massive Bleach fan and have decided, seeing as most of my favourite pairings are crack and therefore don't get enough love, that I will write my own. I'm usually a script writer, so this will be a bit of a change of pace (and style and theme and bloody everything) for me. Constructive reviews will be much appreciated though if you really, desperately want to flame just make sure that you have a valid reason and that you spell and punctuate correctly, otherwise I will open fire with a barrel o' mockery.

Which is considerably less fun than a barrel o' monkeys, I can assure you.

For the record, I'm all about the Grimm/Soi, Ulqui/Nel and Nemu/Jyuu (God, that sounds hilarious when I say it aloud. I don't even think that pairing has a name, but I like this one). Furthermore, unless the description says otherwise, my stories are all part of the post-war universe I have devised and are a series, of sorts.

Despite my recent silence, I am still putting stuff together, some of which I hope to send your way very soon. I've gotten a lot of mail and such while I was away, so I figure I'll answer all of your questions at once:

1) Offers to translate or promote my work elsewhere are eagerly accepted, provided credit is given and you send me links. Seriously, that would be awesome, and thanks to those who have already offered.

2) The reading and chronological order of my work for my non-AU stuff goes like so -

AWOL

Oceans Apart

Call You By A Different Name

Five Shinigami Walk Into A Bar

Sink Into Me

Chrysalis

... And then it gets complicated. Boy Meets Girl happens halfway through Chrysalis, The Deep Breath and the Plunge starts after Sink Into Me and is still going on, and Guess Who's Coming to Dinner is just insane.

Really.

Your safest bet is to read them in the order I wrote them, but I still make no guarantees that you'll get sense out of them; getting sense out of me is challenging at the best of times. The two AU stories are part of something else I'm working on, but can stand alone as well, so read them however you choose.

3) Currently, I plan to write an IchiRuki within my AU setting and am starting a Nemu/Jyuu AU (say that aloud) that's a whole other ball game. That being said, I have no intention of bailing on my Stark/Yachiru - that particular piece of crack-tastic delight is getting written, so help me!

4) Thank you for all the lovely reviews. Seriously, they never fail to brighten my day. When I started this four years ago I had no idea if what I was doing would ever be read, let alone well received, so thank you to all my wonderfully enthusiastic readers. I can only hope to reward your patience properly.

Anyway, all this craziness aside, read and enjoy!

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What I Don't Like About You by Trombe reviews
A prince struggles to change his destiny. An unforgiving waterbender tries to see past the betrayal. Fate has decreed them to be enemies from the start but the heart cares not for the laws of the universe. AU ZUTARA starting from the Boiling Rock.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 363,006 - Reviews: 1876 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Zuko, Katara
Odalisque by Tituba3 reviews
Rukia Kuchiki: smart, successful, & forever single. When her new job throws her into a whirlwind of mergers, jealous secretaries, treachery, and vile, yet incredibly sexy orange-haired coworkers, she is left wondering whether fate will let her out alive.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 353,413 - Reviews: 2739 - Favs: 1,969 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Book of Ise Nanao by unevilgirl reviews
Ise Nanao received a diary during her time at the academy one day. Ever since then, she has shared her experiences within its pages.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 207 - Words: 138,534 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Nanao I., Shunsui K.
The Fight For Soul Society by fuujintoraijin reviews
The fight is raging on Earth, but Seireitei is preparing to defend itself in case of invasion, led by Ise Nanao. To come into her own as a leader, though, she needs to take control of her own powers. Sequel to "Preparations."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,647 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Nanao I., Shunsui K.
True Love's Curse by MertleYuts reviews
True Love is a funny thing, and by funny I mean hateful, manipulative, and downright mean. I am supposed to be running through fairy tales until I kiss my true love and escape from this curse. So what am I supposed to do when "True Love" chose wrong!
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 160,026 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
One Hundred Ways to Love by Ms Western Ink reviews
“The winner reserves the right to claim a reward,” he murmured, leaning over her, chapter 61. Manga spoilers. Shunsui x Nanao.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 99 - Words: 117,148 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Shunsui K., Nanao I.
Glimpses by LavenderSkies reviews
Supplementary to the story "Searching". A collection of vignettes showing glimpses into the new lives of Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, Orihime, and the rest of the gang.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,359 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
Confessions Of A Goddess by Nekomi Kaze reviews
Yoruichi's accepts a bet in pursuing a cold new classmate, but gets more than what she bargained for. The goddess is slowly falling for her new interest, but will Soi feel the same way when she finds out about the bet?Will be updated 8/31/11
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,265 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Yoruichi S., Suì-Fēng
Sexy Captain's Curse by C.Queen reviews
When it's suggested that the captains and vice captains are lacking in sex drive, both sexes are eager to test the theory out and prove it wrong. But just who will test it out with who?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 177,120 - Reviews: 2341 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 10/8/2007 - J. Ukitake, Nemu K. - Complete
The Two Islands by Eaglefire reviews
The heir to the Copper Isles crown joins a mage, a squire, and a tree's son on a quest to defeat Chaos and fulfill their destinies as a conflict brewing between mortal powers turns into a fateful war among the divine powers that be.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,460 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Tortall
Have You Ever Been to Karakura in a Gigai? by chojutsuka reviews
Preparing to live in the human world might be a necessary skill for Shinigami to know; Kuchiki Byakuya wants to learn from the most current source of Knowledge - Abarai Renji. Renji's got a bad feeling about this... ByaXRen yaoi, cursing, mature
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,552 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Renji A., Byakuya K.
Lessons in Love by Dior Crystal reviews
Got a love problem? Ask Ulquiorra! That's exactly what Grimmjow does. Or rather, threatens him. He gives Ulquiorra a choice: help him or be humiliated. So what's it gonna be? Yaoi. GrimmUlqui. AU. Set in high school.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,340 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Guns of Karakura by jazzpha reviews
AU. Ichigo Kurosaki rides into Karakura, looking for a few days of rest from his search for his missing sisters and the men that took them from him. He winds up getting a lot more than he bargained for. IchiRuki, other pairings. Collab w/ JasoTheArtisan.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Western/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,645 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Anonymous by JasoTheArtisan reviews
Sequel to "So". Years after Aizen's death, the Vizards have resurfaced, asking Soul Society for assistance in the real world. And when Arrancar begin to reappear, the Gotei 13 will travel to Hueco Mundo in hopes that Aizen's army hasn't rebuilt itself.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 132,836 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Grimmjow J., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Terebellum by Enchantable reviews
On the eve of her betrothal to Prince Ichigo, the palace is attacked and Princess Orihime is forced to flee with her bodyguard, Captain Ulquiorra Schiffer. Now the two must embark on a journey to put Orihime on the throne and save the Kingdom.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,732 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Catwalk by pretense reviews
‘Ulquiorra’ and ‘indifferent’ are basically two synonymous words. But everything changes when our protagonist wakes up one morning sharing a bed with the latest celebrity sensation in town. AU. GrimmUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,383 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Simply irresistible by Five seas reviews
Beautiful, witty and dashing...Matsumoto Rangiku seems to have the world at her feet. But when she meets Hitsugaya Toushiro, the brilliant CEO of a major company, she finds herself facing something she does not expect. HitsuMatsu ShunNao UkiNemu GrimHime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 82,472 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Torn by jazzpha reviews
Unable to master his Hollow atop Soukyoku Hill, Ichigo agrees to ally with Aizen in exchange for his help in controlling his Hollow with the Hougyoku. What changes will this defection cause, for Ichigo, Hueco Mundo and Soul Society? GrimmSoi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 128,244 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Grimmjow J., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Daughter of Time by wednesday-mc reviews
Very AU & Alt Reality. Legolas never left Middle-Earth, but stayed behind to look after Aragorn's children--most specifically the first-born daughter of each generation. This generation's daughter was never prepared to believe in Elves, much less Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 184,054 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Legolas
Mein Gedächtnis by pretense reviews
AU. GrimmUlqui. With an unknown person suddenly appearing in his dreams, long-forgotten memories resurface... Will it be for better or for worse? COMPLETE
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,097 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Next Top Model by C. Jordan reviews
*Finale* The Next Top Model gets new contestants. Tyra gets more than she bargained for. Written with Sam-Junno and Renji's Girll.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,306 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Yoruichi S., R. Matsumoto - Complete
Hate Consumes You by caramine reviews
There are some things that are just simply understood. Grimmjow/Ulquiorra, yaoi, angst.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Truth Or Dare by ignitesthestars reviews
Momo has a secret. Well, if truth be told, Momo has many secrets, but this is a biggy. She's never had much luck with love, but when she finally finds it can she trust - and be trusted - enough to tell her secrets? Part of Lost And Found. Momo/Shuuhei
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,714 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 4/9/2008 - M. Hinamori, Shuuhei H.
Night and Day by Philyra reviews
AU. She knew that it wasn't logical to love a man like him, but such is the nature of love. UlquiNel. Thirteenth part of the Strictly Ballroom series.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,951 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Neliel T. O./Nel, Ulquiorra - Complete
Finding Nemu by C.Queen reviews
When her father kicks her out of their division Nemu finds herself in the eight division, learning who she is as she helps Nanao with the paperwork and acts as her captain and vice captain's new nanny. Who is Nemu Kurotsuchi and who will she become?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,917 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Nemu K.
So by JasoTheArtisan reviews
As the Shinigami mission into Hueco Mundo yields unexpected returns, Soi Fon meets her match in the unlikeliest of places. But are these newcomers friends or foes, allies or harbingers?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,288 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Grimmjow J., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Affliction by caramine reviews
His eyes were so close, and so vast I thought I would fall right into them. But even then, I couldn’t read them. Not a bit. Grimmjow/Ulquiorra, Yaoi, Angst. Sequel to "Possession."
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,974 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Possession by caramine reviews
Just as he had been mine to kill, I should now be dead only by his hand. He was mine. Grimmjow/Ulquiorra, Yaoi, Angst.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,748 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
A Bene Placito by Imadra Blue reviews
Desire makes a man weak. Love makes him strong. Slash. Byakuya/Renji.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,602 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
Searching by LavenderSkies reviews
Since Hime healed him, Grimm's been having visions from his life. Since he's been guarding Hime, Ulqui's been getting a sense of familiarity from her he can't understand. What's the connection btwn these 3? How will their paths change when they find out?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,659 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
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Restraint reviews
When Grimmjow takes it upon himself to lecture you about restraint, you know you're in trouble. When he takes it upon himself to do so because of your screaming matches with an annoying midget coworker, you're in even more. And when you're also rather attracted to said midget... Ichigo Kurosaki may just be in over his head. Set in the 'Mixing Business With Pleasure' universe.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,632 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Judgement reviews
Byakuya Kuchiki does not approve of Renji Abarai, and he especially does not approve of him being anywhere near Rukia. Jealousy has nothing to do with it... Much. A side story to 'Mixing Business With Pleasure'.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
The Deep Breath and the Plunge reviews
They'd thought it was over, but Sousuke Aizen's death had not ended the war, any more than their petty victories had made them whole again. The inhabitants of the Gotei Thirteen prepare to fight a war they thought they had already won.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,484 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 12/9/2009
Mixing Business With Pleasure reviews
Welcome to Shihoun Constructions, where the Kuchiki project is in full swing, the company president is ogling the head architect and company vice president Soi Fon is about to strangle one Grimmjow Jeagerjacques. Just another day at the office...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,676 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Grimmjow J., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Chrysalis reviews
A butterfly can hide in a chrysalis for months in order to avoid harsh conditions. Jyuushiro Ukitake can't help but think that, after almost a century of hiding in plain sight, it's time for Nemu Kurotsuchi to emerge from her protective shell.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,534 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Nemu K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Boy Meets Girl reviews
Boy meets girl. Boy dumps girl on her ass and insults her. Girl ties boy up with Kido, saves boy's family but ends up wounded. Girl shoves zanpakuto into boy's chest and makes him a death god. And then... Well, is it any wonder they're so complicated?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner reviews
To Orihime, family includes humans, Quincy, a Vizard and a lot of dead people. Family dinners, therefore, are best described as... interesting.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Complete
AWOL reviews
Nanao didn't have a clue what this 'Woodstock' was, but one thing was clear. She was going to retrieve her captain and make him rue the day he'd ever decided to go AWOL on her watch.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
Oceans Apart reviews
Because, despite everything, there is one sin Gin will not commit. A captain, a lieutenant and a traitor meet in battle.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,001 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2009 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Sink Into Me reviews
Soi Fon never liked having a lieutenant and when she gets stuck with an ex-Espada as the latest she is anything but pleased. Grimmjow always had problems with authority and a new captain isn't about to change his attitude. The Fourth are on standby...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,121 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Grimmjow J., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Five Shinigami Walk Into a Bar reviews
The unholy trinity that is Grimmjow, Rangiku and Maiko are giving Renji and his love life a helping hand whether he wants one or not . The target? Byakuya Kuchiki. The chances of this not ending in disaster? They'll get back to you on that one...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,117 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Call You By A Different Name reviews
He had not expected to defy Aizen. He had not expected to assist the woman's escape. He had not expected to spend more than five minutes at a time alone with Grimmjow and avoid giving in to the urge to kill him. And he had not expected her.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,991 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Neliel T. O./Nel, Ulquiorra - Complete