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Finders Keepers by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Little brother, if you don't take care of what's precious to you-you don't deserve to have it. Since you haven't learned your lesson, I will take her away from you. Sakura's in trouble when she catches Itachi's attention. M-language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,103 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Living A Lie by 17child-of-the-moon17 reviews
Sakura has a mission: stage her defection from Konoha, attract Akatsuki's attention, and infiltrate the elusive organization. She expected it to be hard, maybe even deadly. She never bargained for this, though. SakuraxAkatsuki Mostly crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 67,184 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Debaucherous Pastime by Lueur-de-L'aube reviews
Soul wasn't quite sure how everything ended up so horribly. He had truly thought that after that embarrassing encounter with Maka, things couldn't get any weirder. He was mistaken…how the hell did he end up getting educated about sex by a cat?
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,581 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
The Infinite Perfection of Being by Renaerys reviews
All she's ever wanted is to confirm her existence. All he's ever wanted is to immortalize his existence. And somewhere along the way, they realize the only part that really matters is simply existing together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 136,248 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasori]
Amongst Hell Are Angels by AnimeCountDown reviews
She seeks revenge. He seeks an heir. Maybe they could work together and find something worth a little bit more. SakuraXItachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,254 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Narcotic by Volpone reviews
Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Via Media by DeGlace reviews
"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Neji H., Temari - Complete
Fate's Desire by AmazinglyRed reviews
Itachi's last memory was dying at the hands of his brother...so how is it that he wakes up married with children?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,396 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
That Awkward Conversation by Lady Silvamord reviews
Itachi and Sakura have a rather embarassing problem. Post 4th War AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,129 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Conversations with an S Class Nin by moodiful819 reviews
He was a prisoner and she was his keeper. Only one thing could come out of this relationship. They just didn’t know what. Deisaku. Mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,105 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H.
According to You by bananafrappe reviews
Everything felt backwards; her boyfriend should be the one that was desperately in love with her, and his brother the one that near to hated her. As confusing as it was, she couldn't help but wonder sometimes... did she really have that much to lose?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,318 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
All's Fair by Juniper11 reviews
Team Seven decides that when it comes to Sakura's heart...All's Fair in Love and War. Sakura x Team Seven & Sai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,742 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Team Seven - Complete
A Mess of Things by Instead of Reality reviews
Alanna has returned to Tortall with the Dominion Jewel, and George has been keeping his distance, while Jon has not. What would have happened if she had accepted Jon's second proposal? How would she faire as Queen? Possibly OOC.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,517 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Alanna, Jonathan IV
Nightmares Past by randomsomeone reviews
The offer she's been given is one he'd never let her accept--but rejecting it won't be easy. They build their way out on what remains of her past dreams and his past nightmares. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,571 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Pantomime by Marsh of Sleep reviews
Actions speak louder than words, but sometimes being threatened by your own weapon can cause things to be lost in translation. One-shot. Almost-fluff? SoMa. Rated for language.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Impending Doom by Tally Mark reviews
When good ideas go wrong. Part 2 of Utter Doom. Sess/Kag Oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,343 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Undo by Marsh of Sleep reviews
"She doesn't want to analyze if she's trained him to be hard as long as he's underneath her, or if he actually finds her attractive." SoMa, femdom!Maka, depressing fluff, smut, crack, etc. For ChaosViper, 'cause it was her birthday yesterday.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by korinara reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 2,583 - Follows: 1,622 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
The Dominatrix by fishqueenfellytone reviews
“When Tsunade-sama told me I was going to go on an S-rank mission with the two popular ice b****es of Konoha as my harem, I knew that I, Haruno Sakura, was going to be dead.” NejiSakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,789 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Flirt by ShelbySabaku reviews
"Hey gorgeous, how about I show you the biggest bone of your entire life?" Sakura always hated it when he got like this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Mad House by VesperChan reviews
She thought it was the end of her troubles when she left the mental hospital,but there seem to be a few possessive young men who don't want to let go of the woman they claim as theirs.Escaped criminals with psychological issues pining after you? Sakmulti
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,953 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Everyone was thinking it by ViTaL-4-SRvIIvAL reviews
you can't say you never imagined it would happen... but whatever. Heavily implied... no strongly suggested... well, indirectly anyway... Maka/Stein. Mostly rated for language. Mostly just hinted at so don't get too excited... sorry.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Maka A., Franken Stein - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5487 - Favs: 7,604 - Follows: 2,914 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Somewhere Between the Earth and the Sky by Anonymoo reviews
A war is coming…the likes of which no one has ever seen. A NaruSaku Sequel to "Let's Fall in Love"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,340 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Shisui by Lady Hanaka reviews
Pein's plan is finally coming to fruition. Now Itachi and Sakura must come accept their future...and come to terms with their past. Sides will be chosen and loyalties tested. The only question is: who will win this deadly game? Sequel to Maelstrom. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,442 - Reviews: 2034 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Rescue Me Therapy by blankdreamer reviews
Sakura kissed Sasuke on the cheek, "Life is wonderful." She gave Ino chocolate, "You're beautiful." She gave Neji and Hinata a hug, "There is hope." She gave Naruto a smiley face sticker, "To be happy is a gift." She handed Tenten a clip, "Be who you are.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,058 - Reviews: 1833 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forgive and Forget? by numberoneklutz reviews
The male members of team seven return to Konoha after a six year period as celebrated heroes. They discover, however, that a certain blossom has moved on. Without them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,860 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sakura H.
A Beautiful Thing by Arnleif reviews
Kakashi and Sakura find out that all things of beauty are not always beautiful things. Humor. A little orange and green at the end...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Anything Is Everything by florabloom101 reviews
Because anything from him was everything and she was his everything. SoujirouXyuuki
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Soujirou, Yuuki - Complete
Devil's Pact by Juniper11 reviews
Resist Uchiha Sasuke's body for six months. She could do that...couldn't she?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,123 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Yay We Passed by Sarah1281 reviews
After passing Kakashi's bell test, Naruto asks Sasuke why's he's not more excited. The Uchiha reveals that it was inevitable that they would, not only because he's amazing, but because of politics. His team doesn't understand, so he's forced to elaborate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Leaf Village? Seriously? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara, Izuna, Hashirama, and Tobirama meet to name the village and finalize the constitution. It quickly dissolves into an epic shogi match with Tobirama inadvertantly convincing his students that the Uchiha are evil. It's all harmless, though...right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Somnolence by Aria Illusine reviews
AU Non-Mass ItaSaku “Enough,” he said quietly, effectively silencing the other two. “I will clear up this argument between the two of you. Neither of you will use the room; I will stay with Sakura-san tonight." ANBU Trainee Sakura fic #1
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
You’re Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while deliving his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 106 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Aka Zukin by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
“Kiba, what large teeth you have…” Sakura gaped at me. I smirked, and licked my lips, “The better to eat you with.” --She didn’t know it, but she was my little Red Riding Hood and I was the big bad wolf.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,735 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Kiba I., Sakura H.
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 107 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Denouement by hasu86 reviews
“Haruno, Sakura. Classification: Missing-nin. Activity: Akatsuki. Defection from Konoha: Three years ago. Reason for defection: Unknown. Would you like to tell me why?”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Other Side of the Fence by Juniper11 reviews
Boys will be boys and girls will be girls. Words are spoken that can never be taken back. Especially if someone hears them. *Sensei Series
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
STAR by florabloom101 reviews
A boy meets a girl. their feelings for each other are unacknowledged until fate let them meet each other again. under different difficult circumstances, will they be able to live happily ever after?
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Len T., Kahoko H.
The Uchiha Secret by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
Sasuke froze as he stared at Sai’s eyes, which were identical to his Uchiha Sharingan eyes now: red with anger and black with hatred...One family secret could threaten and shake three lives forever. Bonds will be broken. SasuxSakuxSai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,394 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Sakura H., Sai
Only In Darkness by Getsuei-Hime reviews
After hearing rumors about Sasori's rebirth, Sakura goes off in search for him - only he finds her first. Despite everything, Sasori is suprised to find himself falling in love with her. -Sasosaku- :slight Itasaku, Deisaku:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,217 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Moments in the Dark by Cynchick reviews
They never discuss it, never talk about why or when or how long it will continue. In a way, it's better like this. The not knowing. These secret moments in the dark. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Let's Fall in Love by Anonymoo reviews
Sakura knew she what she was doing. And so did he. But neither of them had a clue of what was going to happen after that one night. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,151 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Heartless by Lady Silvamord reviews
Sasuke finally comes into contact with his long dormant hormones, but before he can do anything about it, his scary older brother has to find a love interest first. Easier said than done, which is why Sasuke's taking things into his own hands. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,053 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
My Uchiha Harem by VesperChan reviews
The power goes out from a storm and Sakura's trapped with five guys in a haunted mansion. A whole night in a house full of Uchiha hunks would make any other girl die in glee, but somehow she just feels like she's trapped in a den of hungry wolves. Lime
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,194 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
StoryBook by CattyJen reviews
Sakura turns and gives Sasuke a triumphant look. “I told you that he’d come if I called. Gaara Sabaku loves me so much he’s agreed to be my slave.” Gaara scowls. She's no princess she's the wicked witch! GaaSaku AU. Because no one is who they seem to be
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,689 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Anytime by Kazerith reviews
one-shot/After being caught having a rather embarassing conversation with her friends by Shikamaru, the lazy genius offers her a rather indecent proposal she can't dismiss and then some.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Male Strippers by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. Why Sasuke was angry was not beyond her. “Naruto,” Sakura said slowly, “why did you hire me a male stripper for my eighteenth birthday?” For EWHH its Kenna.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Music is for Love by florabloom101 reviews
Len and Kahoko are going out now, sort of. While they thought they were happy, Len met with an accident. Or is it really an accident....or an attempted suicide? if so, why? Read and find out...
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Len T., Kahoko H. - Complete
You Know You're A Bad Ninja When by We-Be-Cool reviews
How can you tell if you're not ninja material? If at least three of these apply to you.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
Found by korinara reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Heart of an Artist, Hands of a Killer by Lady Hanaka reviews
They were both searching for the same Uchiha. Uchiha Sasuke. She wanted love, he wanted revenge. She found him drowning in a pool of his own blood. It was at that moment that she realized their paths were the same, even if their goals were not. DeiSaku ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,943 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara
Eyelash Wishes by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. Once upon a time, there was a prince, and a princess. Except, the prince was near insane, the princess was emotionally unstable, and happily ever afters didn’t exist with them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Defining Duty by selandora reviews
Sound declares war on Ame and Konoha; putting them on the same side. This means new teams, a sketchy peace treaty and lots of deception. Sakura makes all the wrong friends again but might love someone else this time around. itasakudei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,357 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Star Power by Lady Silvamord reviews
In which Sakura and Itachi have to work on the same side in order to crash a Halloween party. While dressed up as Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask. Kisame is amused. Itachi and Sakura? Not so much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,138 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Idiot Syndrome by asteriskjam reviews
Konoha’s four beloved geniuses were not necessarily hardworking or sociable or humble or patient. But kami, weren’t they supposed to be brilliant? :SasuSaku, NejiSaku: :Shikamaru, Sakura friendship:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 85 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Deals With the Devil by Corrupted Anthro reviews
Hidan x Sakura.. Sakura was just to curious for her own damn good. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,437 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Of Stripping and Poker by sadistic dreamkiller reviews
.:LightCrack:. Contrary to popular belief, Sakura completely dominated the field of gambling unlike her superior. "HAH, YOUR ASSES ARE MINE!" And so, Naruto's idea of strip poker resulted in their two other teammates wanting to kill him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Miriam's Well by Aelibia reviews
What started out as a supposedly chance encounter turned into a rather disquieting experience at a resort, and then everything got turned upside down. Hidan and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,147 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Kingpin by Ninjagrrl reviews
Itachi centric oneshot set on the massacre night, mildly delirious Fugaku POV. Spoilers for latest manga chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Itachi U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Is There A Ninja In Your Pants? by selandora reviews
"Is there a ninja in your pants? Cause your ass is KICKING!" Everybody should pity Sakura a little bit, especially after the terrible pick up lines, bad impersonations and broken windows. narusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Abendrot by Aelibia reviews
The myths of Molly Pitcher both intrigued and inspired Sakura Haruno. That explained a lot right now. It didn’t quite explain, however, why that strange Deidara person had come out of nowhere and started shooting at her with a very big gun. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,952 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Utter Doom by Tally Mark reviews
When birthday presents go wrong. SessKag Oneshot
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Addiction by Juniper11 reviews
Sakura has an addiction that she doesn't want to get rid of. SakuSasu. Slight KakaSaku & SakuIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,175 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Peace, Love and Unicorns by Ninjagrrl reviews
As we all know, Akatsuki are misunderstood little angels who never really meant to hurt anyone. A crack fic where they see the light and end up twice as frightening anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Frozen by Sandylee007 reviews
HUGE SPOILERS TO CURRENT MANGA CHAPTERS! Because until the day he died, Itachi was ready to do absolutely anything for his brother. Even if Sasuke would never know. My small tribute to Itachi's sacrifice. NO INCEST!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cliché by mademoiselle anna reviews
Sakura and Neji stuck in a cliché.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,231 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Why we shouldn't FULLY Trust Spellcheck by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
...Title says it all. Hope you enjoy. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Silver Lining by Cynchick reviews
Sequel to Perception. Eight years ago they said goodbye forever. Now, when they have both lost everything, fate has thrown them together again in the most unlikely of ways. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,305 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Another First Time by nostalgic-maiden reviews
.:COMPLETE:. All Sakura ever wanted was to settle down happily with him. But as that dream crashes and burns, a new dream begins to take flight with someone she had never expected. .:Sakura x Sai:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,444 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Fortune cookie by VesperChan reviews
Sakura never knew her teammates to get so worked up over something like a fortune cookie. SakuraTeam7
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Maelstrom by Lady Hanaka reviews
Two years after Sakura 'died', the shinobi world is on the brink of war. New and old enemies will arise to destroy all that Sakura holds dear, and it will be up to her and the still hidden mysteries of her scroll to save the unknowing shinobi nations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 162,333 - Reviews: 3463 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Unappreciated by Candyland reviews
—100fandomhell— Sacrifices aren't made just by the ninjas of Kohona. An unappreciated cast member lets his thoughts be known.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
The Silent Game by ShelbySabaku reviews
“Naruto, you really need to shut up” And with that said, she crushed her mouth to his.REVISED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Grandeur by Cella N reviews
When she started to heal the burned body in the forest, she’d thought he was Sasuke. Her mistake spun her world upside down. SAKURA. DEIDARA. When the world you know is not enough, where do you go to?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,339 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Escape From Akatsuki Castle by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sakura, Sai and Akatsuki centric crack fic. Akatsuki are getting just a bit sick of finding pink haired medic nins chained up in their dungeons, not that anyone ever asks their opinion. And things only get weirder when Sai shows up to the rescue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Super Happy Funtime With Sai by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sai makes up for seventeen years' worth of birthdays in one go, and a super happy funtime is had by all. Well, except Hebi, who are just too cool and morally ambiguous for this party. SakuraSai cracky fluff, fluffy crack, something like that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 2,587 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Vitality of Being Eloquent by Aelibia reviews
Daichi centric, an augmented version of number nine in A Temporary Madness. Daichi is pulling all his oratory skills out of his back pocket for this one, folks. How else could he explain why the Akatsuki complex was burned to the ground?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Mad, Bad and Dangerous To Owe by Ninjagrrl reviews
Pure crack. Akatsuki are broke, but fortunately, exiled S class criminal organisations have their ways and means of raising funds. Like bake sales and puppet shows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Candy Man by Darkkinkachu reviews
Kankuro. Sakura. One tiered Gaara, two cans of whipped cream and a very long night…wait, what? Crackfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Sakura H., Kankuro - Complete
Defining Evil by selandora reviews
A mission to capture Itachi and Kisame succeeds and the two missingnin are to be executed. The line between love and hate is thin but the one between good and evil is even thinner as Naruto and Sakura discover. Itasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,583 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
So Stupid by selandora reviews
At the cost of his own life, Naruto gave Sakura the wrong happy ending. [narusaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Crimson Reflections by Lady Hanaka reviews
The continuation of A Ripple in the Pond. Sakura Haruno is now a missingnin from Konoha, living with the Akatsuki. As she comes to terms with her new lifestyle, she must also come to terms with her new feelings for the Mangekyou wielding Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 145,883 - Reviews: 2537 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Certain Favor by Okobo-chan reviews
“You have got to be kidding me.” Sakura's eyes were wide, like any creature facing impending doom. This wasn't their average party night wager. [GaaSaku] Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Scrabble and Daiquiris by asteriskjam reviews
Between his 'You're way too moody for someone with such a monstrous punch.' and her 'Well, your hair's too long, buddy, but you don't see me questioning your masculinity.' a friendship had been formed. [Neji, Sakura banter]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
A Ripple in the Pond by Lady Hanaka reviews
Sakura Haruno is kidnapped by the Akatsuki, mainly one in particular: Uchiha Itachi. How will her friends take all of this? Will they forget she existed? Or, like a ripple in a pond, will her abduction spiral out and effect others around her? Warning:Rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 135,401 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Loophole by lastyearsthing reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3368 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Eek! by randomsomeone reviews
Terrible scariness! Absolute parody! Piles of crack! Everything about badfic emerges and runs rampant! I should've put it down as horror, too.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 34,987 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004
Like a Drug by Vampire Toy reviews
Itachi at thirteen needs something...someone, to make him forget about the responsability he doesnt want Childhood oneshot Follow up to 'Call Me Daddy' rated for creepiness
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,170 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Complete
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,072 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
SNAPE'S PROPOSAL LETTER FOR THE DARK ARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S.
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,321 - Follows: 429 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete