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Joined 03-28-09, id: 1881325, Profile Updated: 02-09-10
Author has written 10 stories for Twilight.

--Meeeee! The one on the right? Meh, the one looking at the camera. Yah. That's me. :)

About me (does anyone actually READ profiles?):

Team: Edward! (with a tiny bit of Emmett. Yay for Emmett!)

Fave Movies: Twilight and New Moon (OBVIOUSLY!) Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, Leap Year, Two Weeks Notice, Love Actually, H- someone covers mouth before she can go on (and on and on and on...)

Fave Tv Shows: GLEE! Ohmygod, glee...BIG BANG THEORY! (Sheldon+Me=SOULMATES!), Greay anatomy, coronation street...ok, yeah, basically I get addicted to soap operas. So once again, I shall not continue with this list. :)

Books: The Twilight Saga! Duh! Oh and anything by Marian Keyes. She's AWESOME and HYSTERICAL!


Ok, I seriously love all you fanfic people, so contact me!

Email: Laurenshamy@hotmail.com

Bebo: Only tell me your username and that before you do, otherwise I'll think you're some creepy old man and decline. (If you are a creepy old man, go away and please don't hurt me! Lol)

Twitter: http://twitter.com/Shamburga

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1656675434

YES! UNIMMETT IS ON TWITTER! IT'S TRUE! (Sorry, I had to do it, he gave me Edward's boxers in exchange for an account). Follow him or he'll choke you with peanut butter: http://twitter.com/EmTheUnicorn

Add me on Bebo! Only tell me your username and that before you do, otherwise I'll think you're some creepy old man and decline. (If you are a creepy old man, go away and please don't hurt me! Lol)

Or email me! laurenshamy@hotmail.com

How to lose a vampire in ten days...

Chapter 16

The dress Bella picked out - (ugh! The other link wasn't working! So I just picked out a new (hideous) dress. Sorry! xx)

Alice's pick (Thank God for Alice!)

Chapter 18

Bella's party dress

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My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4465 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 1,737 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Want You To Want Me by The Perisher reviews
'Mr Popular' Edward Cullen, and 'The Freak' Isabella Swan, just got dumped by their first loves. Now they must work together to make their ex's realize what their missing out on. Pretending to fall in love, will they truly develop feelings for each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 285,430 - Reviews: 4577 - Favs: 2,474 - Follows: 2,277 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
God Love Her by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
Bella is the police chief's perfect daughter. Edward is the surgeon's delinquent son. When Bella catches her boyfriend cheating on her, she throws all caution to the wind and hops on the back of Edward's motorcycle for the ride of her life. All Human *Now Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,037 - Reviews: 3107 - Favs: 3,453 - Follows: 2,923 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Enemies with Benefits by legallyblondex reviews
It wasn't supposed to happen like this, we weren't supposed to get attached. The rules were simple. This was supposed to be easy. Who would have thought this flawless plan would end up with a broken heart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,352 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 6/21/2009 - [Bella, Edward] Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Twilight in a Nutshell by Mits reviews
Parody summary of the Twilight Series.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3095 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
All because of a game of truth or dare by puasluoma reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since they were little. Will a drunk game of truth or dare show them their real feelings for each other or will they pretend it never happened?.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,437 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lauren and Edward by BrittXD reviews
Well you see there's this really amazing author named Lauren a.k.a nyboyfriendedwardsparkles and in one of her stories Edward leaves her. And this is what i thought should have happened!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Lauren, Edward - Complete
How To Annoy The Cullen's by JustBella reviews
Each chapter gives you ten funny ways to annoy a Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 3/11/2009
Danse Macabre by Devy-Artemis reviews
It began in Forks and ended in Seattle. We danced as predator and prey...and then somehow,we became lovers. Where will this dance take me now,I don't know,but I know that it surely isn't over. AU with lots of snark and banter,and of course,plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,750 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13050 - Favs: 6,180 - Follows: 2,781 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First Time for Everything by twilover6638 reviews
Edward is a player, he makes out with all the girls but has one secret, he's a virgin. He meets Bella, the new girl, and finds out love is a lot more complicated then it looks. Looks like someone is gonna get his v-card stamped! AH. -On Hiatus-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,863 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9473 - Favs: 8,333 - Follows: 5,697 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5859 - Favs: 2,642 - Follows: 2,505 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Twilight Chat Room by Hypnotized.By.Golden.Eyes reviews
The characters of Twilight chat about whatever they want. Why? Because they can!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 56,702 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/19/2009
Fate by edwardcullenlove25 reviews
The Cullen's raise Bella after her parents are killed. Edward gets close to her. She's the only one who can call him Eddie. The Cullen's put her up for adoption. The Cullen's move away, then years later they move back. They are all vampires except Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,394 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
Red by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,721 - Reviews: 3725 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3118 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
Twilight Idol by ScorpioGirl1987 reviews
The Cullens, Tanya and her clan, Sam's and Jake's packs, and the Volturi have a singing contest hosted by ME! Canon pairings. Takes place 5 years after BD. Slight OOC. Chaos, hilarity, and mystery occurs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 49,042 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Mike Meet My Husband? by countrydoglover reviews
Bella Swan is attending a ball like party, when Mike Newton starts talking to her. Bella, in an act of desperation, grabs the closest guy pretending he is her husband. How will the green eyed man react? ALL HUMAN!More is sure to unfold...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,253 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
Reasons Why He Drives Me Crazy by jumarxie reviews
Bella is the heir to her parents' company in Forks. She's convinced that she's destined in single life. What would she do if she finds out that she's arranged to marry someone since birth? To the guy she despises for breaking her heart.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,063 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If Twilight Was a Bit More Honest by North American Scum reviews
This is a slight reworking of the first book of the "Twilight Saga" without all the purple prose, sickening Edward worship, and general bullcrap.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,271 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Been Here All Along by help-me-think-of-a-name reviews
Edward and Bella have been best friends since they were five years old. Bella's on the chess team, in the marching band and gets straight A's in every subject. Edward's captain of the football team and 'Mr Popular'. Will they ever be together? AH OOC R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,875 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Edward, Bella
Crazy Little Thing Called Love by help-me-think-of-a-name reviews
In a drunken attempt to make her ex jealous, Forks' resident 'Goody two shoes', Bella Swan, has a one night stand with Mr. No name. Two months later, they're both in for a surprise. Having a baby with a stranger? Simple. AH R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,669 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 4988 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 2,774 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Charlies special Twilight Diary by Kate Hale reviews
This is Charlies diary during Twilight. Read about he's thoughts on Bella, Renee, Edward, Skittles and more lol. Rated M since I'll probably put some bad words in there
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Charlie S.
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15833 - Favs: 7,043 - Follows: 3,238 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hold On Tight by help-me-think-of-a-name reviews
Bella has everything she could ever want: huge house, popularity, money... But what happens when she's forced to go on an exchange, having to live with Edward Cullen and his large catholic family on their farm in Ireland for a whole year? AH B/OOC R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,672 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
How to skip class: Cullen Style by InMyOwnWords reviews
This is how the Cullens get out of that boring, tedious place we call school.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 8/4/2007
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5914 - Favs: 9,687 - Follows: 2,496 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Comedy Of Romeo and Juliet by lyonhearted reviews
Bella is just a normal girl with a normal crush. Except for the fact that her crush is the popular Edward Masen, and he hates her guts! What's a girl to do? Could the school play be the solution to her problems? BxE, ALL HUMAN HAS BEEN ADOPTED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,624 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11409 - Favs: 11,102 - Follows: 5,796 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Buddy System OF DOOM! by help-me-think-of-a-name reviews
The school counsellor decides the cullen's anti socialness is getting too wierd and prepares to inflict some pain...... In the form of a BUDDY SYSTEM! SHOCK HORROR! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009
Mischievous Dare by Sabyn1993 reviews
Bella Swan is dared to reject every invitation to a date for a week. What happens when Edward Cullen asks her on a date and turns...persistent?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,894 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
All Because of A Reese's by Shai Butter reviews
“I will love you forever if you let me have that,” I said suddenly, surprising myself. Edward chuckled. “Is that a promise?” he teased...Forget about Alice, Edward is Bella's new college roommate. What will happen? Is love in the air? Full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 56,131 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fate by bobbypingirl101 reviews
In 1918, Isabella Swan and Edward Mason both got the influenza and were changed by Carlisle. Here's the twist: They hated eachother. How will each of them survive? Practical jokes, temper tantrums, proposals, fights, surprises and more. ExB. Slight OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 165,209 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Bella and Emmett's Songs by Completely Dipendente reviews
Bella is drunk and her and Emmett are writing songs about some of the people they know. Please review, even if you hate it x
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,151 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Emmett
The Vampire and the Socialite by Vamp-by-Night reviews
Previously: Material Girl. Blair Waldorf’s been banished…to Forks! A certain sparkly vampire better watch out, diamonds ARE a girl's best friend. Blr/E. Twi-verse. No Bella.
Crossover - Gossip Girl & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,317 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Blair, Edward - Complete
Edward Does What! by mymanisfictional reviews
This is the classic "Cullen's read Twilight". C'mon, who wouldn't want to read about this?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,179 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Edward
A Million More Mistakes by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella is pregnant with her BFFs brother, Edward. Scared, she moves away but, 5 years later, Edward shows up. As Bella falls for him again, she realises that she has to tell him everything... until he introduces his fiancee... NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,436 - Reviews: 4357 - Favs: 2,874 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Multiple Personality Disorder by 7yoduckydog666 reviews
Edward has multiple personality disorder and Bella finally meets all of his "friends". alicexdancer666 writes the odd chapters and Duck Life writes the even chapters. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? The Cullens! by EdwardCullen-mybrandofheroin reviews
Join the Twilight characters as they all play on "who wants to be a Millionaire?" ...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009
The Sweetest Revenge by PizzaShapes4Life reviews
When Edward Cullen sets out to get revenge on Bella Swan, the sole survivour of the fatal crash that killed his sister, stealing her virginity seems like the perfect plan. Untill the morning after...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Edward Who? by awfullynormal reviews
Bella trips, falls, and gets amnesia just days before the wedding. How will Edward convince her of his love... again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,438 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Twilight: The Rewrite by SmileysRoxSox reviews
Twilight in a movie script form, rewritten by yours truly. Features Edward with anger problems and a 'scary human'.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mistletoe by Don'tLetThemGetYouDown reviews
Can I kiss you?" Like he needed to ask. "I don't think my boyfriend would like that very much." I whispered stopping my assault to the side of his face. He froze as if suddenly realizing that Mike existed. I nibbled on his ear. "But I know I would." Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,261 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
15 things Aro does in his free time by PhoenixRain26 reviews
Well,the title says it all. Beware, these revelations will shatter your view on the leader of the Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Aro - Complete
Breaking Dawn: The Parody by Annie Cullen xx reviews
What do you get when the Volturi crash Edward and Bella's wedding, and drunken Vampires? A Breaking Dawn Parody!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 6,103 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009
Trouble With Renesmee by jeshika.23 reviews
Renesmee is 16 in human years and is completely in love with Jacob. Bella and Edward are returning from a hunting trip a day early, thinking that Renesmee is innocently staying with Esme and Carlisle... Usual pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,434 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
I'm Gonna Bite You! by ahemyywe150 reviews
Edward and Bella have known each other since they were little. Before freshman year of higschool, Edward moves away. Two years later, Bella moves too, and finds Edward at the same school she is going to. Can you say clashing? I can.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,547 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Kissing Toads and Finding Princes by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Winner of the PDC - "Pretend to date Edward Cullen or sit through a bad movie with some sleazy pervert. Hmm, the choice was difficult." The only way Edward and Bella can get out of bad dates is to get a real one. The answer: pretend dating.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett's Birthday by LOSHLOVERXOXO reviews
It is Emmett's birthday and Bella doesn't know what to get him. So she gives him her. She is his servant for 24 hours. Nothihng can go wrong right. Cullens are vamps
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,603 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008
I Want to Marry Edward Cullen! by remy7marie reviews
AU/AH Bella is tricked onto a new reality TV show featuring movie star Edward Cullen. How much more embarrassing or awkward could this possibly be? Rating just increased to M in Chapter 8
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,300 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8723 - Favs: 14,285 - Follows: 2,964 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
College time, for little Bella by mysterygirl531 reviews
Bella and her best friend Alice head off to Dartmouth for their freshman year of college. Romance sparks soon and Bella finds herself being pursued by big-shot player, Edward Cullen. Can this football hunk win Bella's heart? R&R. Regular pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,920 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008
Trust by Sierra Swan reviews
Bella and Edward have always been best friends, when Bella is raped she has panic attacks whenever any guy tries to touch her. Edward has to work to regain her trust and in the process they both fall in love. All human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,584 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Four Weeks by hail.to.the.busdriver reviews
2 yrs have passed since Bella first noticed the beautiful boy at the bus stop. His presence at the bus stop becomes fundamental to her daily routine. But one day he isn't there. She wants to know him better but is it too late? Has she waited too long?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Truth or Dare by theonewhoburnedthesun reviews
Bella attends a sleep over at the Cullen's, and is dared to spend a night in the nerdy Edward's room. The events that occur that night were never anticipated or expected...like some things they just happen. All Human, One-Shot, Edward and Bella POVs
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3018 - Favs: 2,593 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19462 - Favs: 12,236 - Follows: 5,594 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
BEEP by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Renegade Characters by browniechadowes reviews
Stephenie gets a little annoyed when her characters try to alter/comment on her novel, Twilight. Rated M for language mainly due in part to Jessica's inner dialogue
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 23,901 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Glitter of Doom by browniechadowes reviews
Take 2. The characters of the Twilight series are back, and they are kicking butt and taking names commenting/altering New Moon. Rated M for general lack of a language sensor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,347 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Triangle of Shippiness by browniechadowes reviews
Take 3. Oh, you bet they're back again, the characters of Twilight, going big or going home, altering/commenting Eclipse. Rated M for serious lack of dirty mouth filter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,937 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Uterus of Steel by browniechadowes reviews
Hey all, I'm back, dragging the Twilight characters kicking and screaming into the final installment of the Twilight parodies. Rated M for... well, have you read Breaking Dawn? *shudders*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 41,745 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3228 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Prank War by twilover6638 reviews
BXE AXJ RXEM have a prank war. Its guys against girls, and each side is determined to win, to make it harder the girls say no kissing the enemy. Which side will give into their needs first? How long will this go one? You will laugh till you pee! All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009
10 Things: Twilight Style by a little erratic reviews
Lists of 10 things such as: 10 Things the Volturi Frequently do, 10 Things Edward Does while Bella Sleeps, and 10 Cullen Nicknames! Which Twilight character bought a Snuggie? Find out in Ch. 7! Companion to 10 Things: Harry Potter Style. More to come!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Aro, Bella
Falling for You by sugarhigh123 reviews
All Human, AU. Bella and Edward are best friends, and have grown up together with the others. In eighth grade, Edward promises himself one thing. He won't fall for Bella. It's much easier spoken than done. Won't be cliched, I promise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,473 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
22 Ways To Know If You Are Obsessed With Twilight by sugarhigh123 reviews
Are you obsessed? Maybe a little TOO obsessed? I know I am. Title says it all. This list is much more creative than many of the other ones out there, i promise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2008
Bella's Secret by sugarhigh123 reviews
Bella has been in her room for days, and Edward is determined to find out why. A humor fic. Oneshot. Parody of the quote "The Forbidden Fruit tastes the sweetest". Much funnier than it sounds, I promise. Definitely not what you think it is, if you guess.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
Ways to Annoy the Twilight Characters by sugarhigh123 reviews
Ways to annoy and piss off the Twilight Characters. I know that everyone does these, but I like them so I decided to make it. This one is much more original than the other stories like this out there!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008
Big and sparkly by Awesomeness 101 reviews
Takes place on Edward and Bella's honeymoon. They are already on the island and Edward shows something to Bella that is big and sparkly. Rated T for suggestive dialogue.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett's what? by sugarhigh123 reviews
Funny Oneshot. Emmett shows Edward and Jasper something big he's got. They are amazed. Better and funnier than it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Emmett - Complete
New Moon the Parody by sugarhigh123 reviews
Sequel to Twilight the Parody. Read that one first before this! This gets funnier near the middle and end, so give it a chance please. Eclipse parody is now up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
A Night Without Stars by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One-shot. All human. Edward died in the 9/11 attacks. It's the one year anniversary and Bella visits his grave. She remembers their best nights as she fills him in on her life. Very, very sad.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 110 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5140 - Favs: 2,985 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Valentine's Day by sugarhigh123 reviews
Takes place after the incident with Tyler's van. It's the week of Valentine's Day. What happens when Bella recieves 10 gifts with hints to who her "admirer" is thoughout the week? Edward's POV of this story coming soon!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,112 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Two Leather Journals by Hazl reviews
Edward remembers nothing from his human life. Bella finds two leather journals, the only thing left from his past. They read them, and find out about what direction Edward's life was heading...and learn a shocking secret from his past. Pairings-B/E
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,169 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
Twilight the Parody by sugarhigh123 reviews
Here is a parody of Twilight. I think it's pretty funny, but thats just my opinion... By the way, I LOVE twilight, so this wasn't meant to offend anyone. Both sequels now up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
We Belong by the author formerly known as reviews
The ultimate irony occurs on Bella and Edward's honeymoon. BellaEdward, kind of sad, I guess. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8375 - Favs: 7,511 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Twiliator by LolliliciousLolly reviews
A series of Mediator/Twilight smackdowns, with all our favourite vampires, ghosts, mediators, werewolves, and...well, Bella's just not that special. For the "What If?" Writing Challenge.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,334 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008
Twilight Fanfiction is Scary! by Alexander-In-Autumn reviews
Everyone loves a good old heated up Twilight fanfiction. But how will Edward and Bella react when they go on to the fan fiction network by the advice of Alice and read some? please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,315 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 7/12/2007
Intoxicated by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
Bella discovers the positive side of being older than Edward, and decides to have some fun of her own to get back at her vampire sweetheart for not changing her sooner. Rated T to be safe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007
Esme's Etiquette by Saiyachick reviews
Esme lectures the Cullen kids on their bad manners. Even vampires aren't perfect. Winner of Twilight Fanfiction Awards for best parody/oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
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Revenge is Sweeter reviews
After a very public break up in the school parking lot that involves Bella showing her underwear to the whole school, Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan declare war. Remaining friends with the ex? So not an option...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,935 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Twilight Characters visit the set of TWILIGHT! reviews
Woah! Why do Bella and Edward have mega-phones? Why is Catherine pulling her hair out? And you know that deer out the start of the movie? Who knew, but he's a DI-VA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,419 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009
Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! reviews
Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Emmett - Complete
88 Things The New Moon Movie Has Taught Us reviews
New Moon? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010
88 things the Twilight movie has taught us! reviews
Twilight? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009
I feel like I already know you reviews
Date night is ALWAYS ruined by Bella and Edward's 'Just Friends' attitude. Their friends new policy: hook up or get out. So B and E hit the singles dating website to find their "True Love". They may be surprised at who that turns out to be....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,906 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Gossip Girl AKA Jessica Stanley reviews
Spotted: BS sporting an all black outfit, but thats nothing new, not after what happened last.....NO! A silver volvo zipping past the “Welcome to Forks” sign. Could it be? Is EC really back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,449 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
How to lose a vampire in 10 days reviews
Bella and Edward both receive bets from Jessica and Emmett. Jess bets Bella can't get a boyfriend to break up with her, Emmett thinks Edward's gay and says he can't get a girlfriend. Will they clash? Will their romance survive?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,741 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Speak! reviews
A whole lot of twilight quotes, phrases, people and place names, plus their more honest, funny translations.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Charlie Swan is taking 'Parental Control! reviews
So we all know MTV's 'Parental Control? *Evil Minions nod heads* And we all know Charlie HATES Edward? *more nodding* So he's taking control! But who is the contestant pale with the obviously fake moustache? And why does he look so familiar?....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
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