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Author has written 27 stories for Naruto, Vampire Knight, Harry Potter, Death Note, Beauty and the Beast, Ouran High School Host Club, D.Gray-Man, Bleach, Vocaloid, Soul Eater, and Code Geass.

vanilla-chan


>> HULLOSS!!

おはよみなーさん!私はヴァニラ―ちゃんですよ~ 今日は私被困在家里哦,好可怜啊 TTwTT 今年私は日本語が勉強します=)嬉ね~

私は新加坡住んでいました、でも今、シドニーにすんでいます、私好き新加坡ね~未来会一定会去見友達な。

ごめんね~ 私の日本語を悪いね>W<*


For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God— not by works, so that no one can boast.

~Ephesians 2: 8-9

Gotten from >> http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ephesians+2&version=NIV


LIKES

-drama,animeと漫画

-sleep

-chocolate

-vanilla

-cookies~

-ice-cream

-dango!!

-draw

-music

-Skiing!!


Since i'm kinda bored, i've decided to copy what loads of people put on their profiles:

Non completed stories:

Love Yuu

Nightmares

Bookman

Beauty and the Beast

Might not ever be completed:

Five in the morning- depends on if some idiot wakes me that early again, and i decide to write some stories;) Out of all the other stories down there i've written, i'll most likely write more for them, just probs ain't ever gonna be completed, cause i forsee many more unfortunate times where i will wake up that early with nothing to do.

First aid Lessons- most likely not, was just bored that one time.

10 ways to come out the closet- i was bored?XD but it'll be completed when another 7 random ideas pop into my head, just might take a lil' while though..

The Akatsuki Song- wrote it one day aaaaaaages ago when i was a bored duty girl at schoolX3

Though i don't know if I'll actually finish Bookman either now that i think about it... I have a good idea what to do, but when it comes to writing, i don't really know what to put in it, and i find it kinda crappy what i come up with, and i dunno, there's just something missing... >WW

Completed stories:

is there a point in writing them out? just scroll through down, and those that say completed, are obviously the Completed stories -_-;

I'm not bored enough to actually write them all out...


私は大好きのanime/manga:

D。gray MAN// D各雷少年

Death Note デス。ノト

WAllflower//perfect girl evolution

DN angel

Ouran high school host club

The Sleepy Residents of Birdcage Manor, i read it cos of the titleXD

Pandora Hearts

Axis Powers Hetalia

Naruto & naruto shippuden

bleach

shugo chara


~~~My dA~~~

Daddy's Birthday pic>> http://nessa-chanxd.deviantart.com/art/Tou-san-Birthday-Yondaime-151641049

Blacktears.net >>

Original story: http://fluffydaydreams.blogspot.com/2011/02/if-someone-on-internet-you-always.html

Ebony:http://nessa-chanxd.deviantart.com/art/T-w-i-n-s-196260225

Feel Kinda Depressed and need a laugh? What about a HITLER-KITTY:

http://nessa-chanxd.deviantart.com/#/d3biprc


さ― 終わりだ

これの読んでの人は、あの。。。ありがとう?

ね~希望を元気です!!

そう、全てが

終わり。

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Liar Liar by Minute-Maid511 reviews
Lelouch Lamperouge; lady-killer, lover, and liar. Conning single, rich women out of every penny they have is his past time. Pretending to be gay to woo the world's wealthiest man and swindle him out of every cent he has is his mission.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 93,829 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K.
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 33,547 - Reviews: 2916 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Dauntless by Allora Gale reviews
Lelouch had been quite happy with his life. Sure they were living in obscurity, but he and Nunnally were safe. All of that changes however, when his identity is revealed and Lelouch is forced back into the fold of the Imperial family.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 96 - Words: 659,311 - Reviews: 6414 - Favs: 3,302 - Follows: 2,899 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Lelouch L.
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,523 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 2,462 - Follows: 2,063 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
Lelouch of Britannia by Cal reflector reviews
History often hinges on a moment. What if young Lelouch avoided the fate of exile and remained with the royal family? All roles become reversed. The tale of Lelouch's quest for power and vengeance as the Black Prince of the Empire.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 133,034 - Reviews: 2670 - Favs: 3,238 - Follows: 2,769 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Lelouch L.
Crazy by Wolf of Summer reviews
Suzaku hits his head really hard after Arthur trips him and Lelouch is left to take care of him until he recovers. Suzaku goes a bit...crazy. (CRACK. Not meant to be serious.)
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Average by Death2Deadlines reviews
Oneshot collection - Shikamaru meets a girl he can actually hold a civilized conversation with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,627 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Shikamaru N., Tenten
Lights in the Fridge by fowl68 reviews
Really, who gave a man raised as an only child a baby hardly a few months old and thought it was a good idea to leave them alone together?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 17,831 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Playing Games by Lucillia reviews
Back before he started at the Academy, Naruto had a group of friends that he used to play with under the cover of darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,350 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
An Awfully Big Adventure by HiBob reviews
To learn what might have been. As William Shakespeare once said, "Aye, there's the rub". Not to worry, though. Colin will explain everything.
Crossover - Peter Pan & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Peter Pan, Colin C. - Complete
Geass Noir by Aki1 reviews
AU / When the Britannian Crown Prince is murdered in his own home, everyone in the Royal Family becomes a suspect. As the primary detective assigned to the case, Suzaku thinks this might finally be the death of him; that is, if a certain raven-haired pianist at the bar he calls his second home doesn't kill him first. / slash, SuzaLulu
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,232 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L.
Inside the Konoha Library by Carumati reviews
A library of Naruto one-shot ideas and plots. Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,961 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011
Meetings Across Time by Lucillia reviews
He was twelve when they met. The other boy who couldn't have been older than nine had been tied to the post next to his.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Ponyo! Love! Sasuke! by justplainrii reviews
Sasuke finds a strange little friend. Ponyo loves Sasuke. Sasuke doesn't know how he feels about this. A very, very silly oneshot.
Crossover - Naruto & Ponyo/崖の上のポニョ - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sasuke U., Ponyo - Complete
A Lesson in Learning by of untold secrets reviews
Detectives are apt to believe that they have seen, heard, and done everything. When L is thrown into the world of a shadowy nineteenth-century London, he quickly realizes how wrong he is...
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,529 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Complete
It's Nice to Know You Work Alone by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
Slight AU. "Whats the story behind your eyes?" / / "Got new ones that can see in the dark. And through stuff. And let me tell you, I am not impressed by the color of your panties." - Officer Maka Albarn has got her hands full with this one.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,259 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 122 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Family Resemblance by soprano-in-waiting reviews
Whoever thought a lecture on observation could be so useful? Well, that and a bingo book. Individual scene. One-shot. Naruto uses his brain!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
On Rags and Other Things by Lucillia reviews
How Tom found the Chamber of Secrets. After all, what business would he have in a girl's bathroom that was still being used as such at the time?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
How To Make Your Stalker Disappear by love'sunny'side'up reviews
So you just had an epiphany, a very big one about the size of Europe that could very well change your life. You have a stalker. With this Easy-To-Follow-Steps guide thingy in hand you'll be rid of your stalker in no time. Allen Walker style!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,590 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Allen Walker
A Case of Mistaken Identity by Schnickledooger reviews
Allen should have guessed something was up when Kanda started to dance with him and Shion can't understand why Nezumi refuses to take off his acting wig.
Crossover - D.Gray-Man & No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,617 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 165 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Nezumi/Rat, Shion
Picture Worth a MAKA CHOP by msknowitall reviews
Spirit wants tyo remeber Maka's mother through a picture he seemingly doesn't have. As he gets one from breaking and entering Soul and Maka's Apartment, He and Soul have a short conversation. Maka comes home and Spirit is gone, "MAKA CHOP"
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Caffeine Crazy at 3am in the Morning by uzumaki rakku reviews
Bromance with an espresso and a caramel macchiato. Obito really needs stop dozing off or they'll never finish revision – which is the only reason Kakashi bothers to wake him up, anyway. Somewhat tsundere young!Kakashi, casual assholery, and maybe a smile. Part of my music AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Hatake Kakashi and the Heavy Ass Golden Egg by Death2Deadlines reviews
Oneshot - Kakashi unwillingly participates in the Second Task of the Triwizard Tournament, thanks to a certain blonde Hokage, while Dumbledore has a little surprise prepared for the silver haired shinobi.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,631 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Albus D., Kakashi H. - Complete
Father of the Child by Sceaduw reviews
It isn't Allen. Lavi swears it isn't him. Kanda decides to keep quiet. Tyki is still on the run. So who's the culprit? A short story after 'You May Not! Kiss The Bride'.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,117 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee - Complete
A complicated correspondence by FrostyShadows reviews
As a prank, Lavi, pretending to be Kanda, writes a letter to Allen professing his undying love. This starts a correspondence between Kanda and Allen full of complications, misunderstandings, swordfights and, finally,romance? Yullen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,540 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Just a Good Book by Lt. Commander Richie reviews
Postwar futurefic. NYU student Rachel Leon has a secret. Once upon a time she found a Bookman's log books in the NY Public Library. But that's not the secret- her best friends have been dead a hundred fifty years and she might be the last Exorcist alive.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,079 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Lavi, Allen Walker
The Only Reason by Ms. Mumpsimus reviews
Allen was stuck taking good care of one bratty slash suicidal slash samurai-fanatic kid.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,812 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
The Amoeba Theory by Primi-tan reviews
Upon going back to the Book of Eibon, more specifically, the Lust Chapter, Soul and co. wonder why Kidd didn't change gender. Short, silly drabble poking fun at Death the Kidd.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Death The Kid - Complete
A Very Good Explanation Indeed by grandHyperbole reviews
Cross is unimpressed, Winters is amused, Allen fears for his life, and Lavi loses fights with inanimate objects. And it is all, down to the last shot fired, Kanda's fault. Rating for Language.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
Knave and Joker by moyashi-neechan reviews
He made a stupid mistake. He rode the wrong cart and now he is lost in a town he didn't know. The old man would really kill him for this. But what is he supposed to do now? AU
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Lavi, Allen Walker - Complete
Chess Is Uncool by Silver Inklett reviews
He couldn't believe it. Really, he couldn't. Soul Eater one-shot inspired by the Pixar Short "Geri's Game." Pure crack.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Chibi Moyashi by GummieBear37 reviews
Allen walker was not always the kind, polite teenager that his friends knew him to be. When he is turned into the child he once was, just how will they react and look after their now even smaller friend? De-aging / Kidfic - NO YAOI
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,653 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Allen Walker
Love, with a Side of Fries by verveine reviews
She had his heart & all she said was, "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?" - SxM
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Allen's History of the 'F' Word by Emmrys reviews
When Lenalee hears a word she believes to be English, she goes to Allen for help figuring out what the word means. Implied Yullen. Heavy use of the F word, and is therefore rated T. I believe M is to be saved for Lemons.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Death's Best Prey by Araven14 reviews
'A Death Note could be useful, he supposed, but where was the fun in killing remotely' What use did one such as Light have for a shinigami's notebook? No pairings, oneshot.
Crossover - Death Note & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Light Y., Millenium Earl - Complete
Laven laughs! by blindcat97 reviews
A pointless dialouge that makes you wonder whats going on. Except I made it painfully obvious. Lena nad Kanda both barged in. LaviXAllen, or Laven, meaning its yaoi. BoyxBoy. Don't read if you dont like. T for cussing and non-subtle sexual implications.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
A Man With A Plan by Cameron Kennedy reviews
Light is definitely gay. And in this case, "gay" means "gay for L." Light is also wondering how many times he has to accidentally lock them together in the supply closet before L gets the hint. .:Dialogue. Crack, not really yaoi:.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
Courtship for Dummies by Lime Daiquiri reviews
Allen disagrees with the rest of the Order, God doesn't love him, otherwise why would he be forced to 'woo' Kanda at gun point, figuratively speaking, by a crazy and overprotective General. AllenxKanda
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,559 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
The Coffeeshop Comments by Casunny123 reviews
Allen, a college writer, is starting his next story with non-other than his friends Lavi and Kanda as his main characters. These characters, however, have opinions that they aren't afraid to share on what stories are good and not. AU
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2011
Anything for Lenalee by natcat5 reviews
Komui would do anything for his darling Lenalee. Even at the expense of an unsuspecting rabbit and beansprout...will Lavi ever be able to walk normally again?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,856 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Allen Walker, Lavi
100 Souls, 100 Moments by Absolutely Unsure reviews
100 different themes, 100 different chances, 100 different memories that show what life as techs and weapons are really all about...twisted, romantic, crack events and all - Mainly SoulxMaka, side BSxTsu and other characters/pairings sprinkled in
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 105,967 - Reviews: 1950 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Wary by Ms. Mumpsimus reviews
Someone was messing with Kanda's hair. "Hmm… You actually look pretty hot. Nice hairstyle, Kanda."
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Down By the River by that tanned idiot reviews
I eventually see her as wonderful, that girl who sits by the window and looks out longingly, but she is already taken. - An evaluation of Chihiro's character through the eyes of a besotted classmate. Discrete KohakuxChihiro.
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Dagas Isa reviews
Alternate Universe. When Akiyama Shinichi's favorite student finds herself in an impossible predicament, he has to help out.
Liar Game - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Akiyama S., K. Nao - Complete
Life After Death Note by Cameron Kennedy reviews
Light killed L on November 5, 2004. But then, 6 years later, L wakes up in a hospital bed. He quickly learns that Kira is dead, but as he knows from experience, dead things don't always stay that way... Completed 7/28/10.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 51 - Words: 66,618 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009 - L - Complete
Act Your Age by TimelessTears reviews
Allen accidentally gets doused with a deaging potion and everyone learns he was anything but sweet. Allen's snarky, Kanda's himself, Lenalee's helpful, and Ravi schemes to show a 10 year old Allen how to have fun.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,902 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Allen Walker
Conversations by Klaanvdia reviews
Lavi calls up Kanda to ask him a very important question. Will he succeed? Will he fail? Will he get his cake and eat it too? Read to find out. Disclaimer: Characters belong to Katsura Hoshino
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Motherhood is Stranger then Fiction by PiperDreamer reviews
"What?" Sakura said, staring at Tsunade as though the woman lost her mind. "I said congrats, you're now the mother of three S-class criminals. On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,832 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sakura H.
Sorting Shikamaru by gardensigernumbli reviews
The Konoha Eleven have been sent to Hogwarts and need to be sorted. It proves to be a little trickier than expected. oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Passionately Loveless by Ice of the Kitsune's Fire reviews
Because, you know, it's like Cinderella. Only she can't even act like she's in love, and he's the jerkiest jerk she's ever met. Albeit, a very handsome jerk... wait, what? SoulxMaka AU
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
So there's this guy, hypothetically by AdFinemAdInfinitum reviews
So there's this guy, dad and well he's not a wizard. No, not a wizard. And his son is hanging out, hypothetically, with with his enemy's son and he sort of fancies this bushy-haired girl, Rose. So, how would this guy react about it? One-Shot R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
At an angle by Dreaming in Shadow reviews
Aidou's been sent to Kaname's room for punishment, but some of the things Zero is shouting in that room is making it sound just a LITTLE kinky... CRACK FIC.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Kaname, Zero - Complete
Going to Hogsmeade by The Giant Daifuku reviews
A spin off to my story Protecting Harry Potter and requested by Chimeralchy. The ninjas sent to protect Harry and co. go to Hogsmeade for a well deserved break. But with two twins and a prank loving Naruto, will it really be that restful?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Complete
Family Secret by Reaper Nanashi reviews
-Complete- They've always been there, out of reach, but they never abandoned me. Yet as I grew they moved farther away. It's like the way a normal kid would see his parents age and have the chance to come to terms with the fact that one day they'll die.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Pocky by XxXanimemangaloverXxX reviews
Have you ever wondered how Shiki and Rima came to like Pocky? Well this is short Fan-Fic about how Shiki and Rima came to like Pocky. Well from my point of view.. Well anyways enjoy and Please review
Vampire Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Rima T., Shiki - Complete
Seme or Uke: The Ultimate Twin Test by kanshou87 reviews
Ichiru finally understood why Zero did not allow him to read spam mails. Ichiru x Zero Twinscest implied
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Zero, Ichiru - Complete
A very complicated life for a child by crouchintiger reviews
Five year old Harry is sent back in time to Hogwarts. His teenage mother helps look after him, unaware that he is her son. Harry's father, James, shows great dislike towards him, but Harry eventually gains the courage to stick up for himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,356 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 8/1/2004 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Chameleon by MarshmellowDragon reviews
Teddy Lupin's first year has more mysteries than he'd like. Angela Leon is most of them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,860 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Teddy L., Angela L. - Complete
Pansy Parkinson’s Perfect Plan by littledollface reviews
Pansy's got a plan to help Draco realize just how much he wants her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The New Teacher by Corkboard reviews
There's just something about that new white haired teacher that's not quite normal...
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Harry P., Allen Walker - Complete
Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 82 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Revenant by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Revenge is like a ghost. It takes over every man it touches. Its thirst cannot be quenched, until the last man standing has fallen. Post R2, no pairings.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,709 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Suzaku K., Kallen S. - Complete
A Lavi Tale by yuikshiro reviews
Lavi was bored, Allen was asleep, he had a marker. What could go wrong? small Laven
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Lavi, Allen Walker - Complete
Soberly Drunk by Novalia1001 reviews
Soul stumbles into the apartment with a scent of alchohol. "You're drunk!" Maka exlaims. "Maka, do you love me?" "You are so drunk..."
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Someday by Smiling Mask reviews
Howard Link is a Crow, a predatory bird that hatched for Central and will remain faithful to Central. However, when his own feelings betray his determined loyalty, what will he do? Would he be able to, someday, make things right again? COMPLETED
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,326 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Howard Link, Allen Walker - Complete
Conspiracy by In Darkness Is Light reviews
She thinks he's crazy, but she'll soon find out that she's the crazy one for not believing him. ShisuiRin. Uchiha Clan Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Rin, Shisui U. - Complete
Bless The Little Lambs by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Cake, fairy tales, and murder. Or, Rolo and what amounts to the childhood of an assassin.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1/2009 - V.V., Rolo L. - Complete
Bleach Play Day by Deacol reviews
It is Christmas and Yamamoto wants his school, Seireitei High, to celebrate it with something…special. No one's willing, but Yamamoto insists. What does Renji have in mind?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,475 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009
The Cookie Jar by XxXanimemangaloverXxX reviews
This is a one-shot story about the younger Kiryu Twins, during a day when they were bored and had decieded to go for little adventure. Involving a cookie jar. hm.... Read on to see what happens!
Vampire Knight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Ichiru, Zero - Complete
Once upon a time by lafeedeslilas reviews
Collection of bittersweet ones-hots: "Once Upon a Time" Chro x kid , "Glass Slippers: Fragile" Chro x kid , "To Neverland" Tsu x Bla , "Mad as a Hatter" Mak x kid , "Golden Staircase" mak x so , "And So She Slept" Spir x ka , "Leave Me a Kiss" kim x ox
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,259 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009
The Nukenin Chronicles by peppymint reviews
Drabbles set within my story From the Ashes. Just a bunch of little ideas that did not quite make it into the main plot line. Mostly humorous.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 23,451 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Lima, Elle, Avogadro's Number by Digital Skitty reviews
What if L had been a bit more subtle in telling Light his identity?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Meals and Muggers by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Lelouch is in a pinch and Kallen plays a reluctant, dropkicking savior. Set between R1 and R2.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Lelouch L., Kallen S. - Complete
Misadventure by Quill of Molliemon reviews
One-Shot, Pre-Naruto. Jiraiya and chuunin-Minato...and booze. "Jiraiya-sensei...that's a MAN."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Minato N., Jiraiya - Complete
Five Mistakes by Kuraun Kuraun reviews
Not just any child gets on a General's nerves. For Cross, it happens to be the idiotic child from the circus. "Are we there yet, Master?"
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Allen Walker, Cross Marian - Complete
Poker Face by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
When it comes to cards, even Lavi has a hard time trying to decipher Allen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
Shotgun Weddings by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
“We weren't fighting,” Kanda replied, “they were just making illicit suggestions about your virtue and discussing whether or not having sex with one’s sister is on an equal moral level as their cousin. And I was leaving.”
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Kiryuu Family Easter Egg Hunt! by x.Heavenly.Bliss.x reviews
It is Easter Day, and Mr and Mrs Kiryuu has just found the best way to spend it with their twin sons! Early Easter special :D Fluff-alert!
Vampire Knight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Zero, Ichiru - Complete
Love Thine Imaginary Friend by wirbil reviews
Maka had an imaginary friend named Soul. He had white hair, red eyes, sharp teeth, and a smile that was very feral and very, very inviting. -SoulxMaka- AU
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Euphemisms by Nymbis reviews
Short stories about Sai, Sakura, and their strange attempts at bonding. Eleven: Sai throws a jealous rampage, or at least he thinks he does.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,425 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sai, Sakura H.
Yellow Submarine by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: One week ago, on March 11th, 1943, the godfors—honorable Admiral Marian Cross put them on this damned submarine. :Kanda/Allen/Lavi, CRACK
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,397 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
sky is falling by slexenskee reviews
but the world isn't ending. With the recovery of Orochimaru's Edo-Tensei, Minato is able to spend his final day in Konoha with the son he never met. Minato-Naruto centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
5 Bucks an Hour by Pippin's Socks reviews
Kid can be quite a manipulative little bastard sometimes. Stein/Marie. AU-ish.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Franken Stein, Marie M. - Complete
To Kill A Pureblood: Zero Style by Pureblood Status reviews
Zero swore that he would hunt down all the purebloods, including Yuuki, and kill them all. Yuuki promised to keep running. Eventually, Zero realized something. Killing a vampire is kinda hard. CRACK FIC!
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,778 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Zero
Ten Ways to Kill Mikami Teru by Monkey and Cookee reviews
AU. Death Note characters killing Mikami! LxLight or LightxL, whichever you see. Mello, Matt and Near are with them and they're one big family. Kinda crackish. Mikami lovers do not go in! Mikami haters welcome! 10 one shots... -M.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Light Y., L, Mikami T. - Complete
Lost in Translation by pikajay reviews
HP x Nar What if the translation spell wasn't as reliable as we thought? Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Albus D., Naruto U. - Complete
A White Christmas by kerrieleigh reviews
This is a oneshot of one of Naruto's christmas's. Naruto is sat upon the Hokage monument and is contemplating a 'white christmas'. Dedicated to NhienPhan who rocks!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
In Distress by Aerith Queen of Cetra reviews
.:KandaxAllen:. “Did... he just call you Soba Man? You're not secretly a superhero are you, Kanda?” Oh... Allen was going to have fun with this one...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
One Cup Too Many by Moiya Hatake reviews
Oneshot - “Should I be concerned?” Minato asked warily and the two conspirators started sucking their straws, obviously avoiding the question. Conspirators because he knew that look. "What did you do to him?" - Minato/Obito/Rin/Kakashi, Fluff!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Second Chances by In Darkness Is Light reviews
Rin believes that second chances should be earned, not given, and Kakashi knows that even he is no expception to that rule.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Kakashi H., Rin - Complete
Things Fall Apart by Digital Skitty reviews
-side stories to Dark Knight & White Knight- A collection of valuable insights to the inner workings of a shinobi's mind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,313 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008
Damage, the aftermath by Yumiii reviews
Continue off the manga's Damage, when Ichiru pranked Zero cross-dressing. Zero found out and...? twincest a little, hint of KXZ One-shot
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Zero, Ichiru - Complete
Crossed Wires by Asuka Kureru reviews
Cyberpunk, Sasukecentric. Eventually NaruSasu, Neji? Sasuke only wanted a competent tech to repair his arm. Why did it have to be that crazy fox guy? And what is the link between the Uchiha cop cyborgs and the Hyuuga corporation? OFFICIALLY ABANDONED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,416 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Fake Flowers by Ariana Deralte reviews
There are some missions no ninja ever wishes to admit to having participated in. This was Kakashi's.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,372 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Kakashi H., Rin - Complete
Her Euphie by peanutbutter126 reviews
She wasn't fond of her when she was born, but by the time she was learning her name, Cornelia was learning to love her sister unconditionally.
Code Geass - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Cornelia L.B., Euphemia L.B. - Complete
Masquerade by Neverending Odyssey reviews
In a world where truths are so painful and in them, lie only lies, join me in the masquerade and let us dance a dance of madness. My dear dead ones, we will spin the world into chaos and revenge shall finally be ours. AU
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Lelouch L. - Complete
Excused Absences by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Maybe Zero's meeting with his secret lover?" The Black Knights discuss their leader's absence.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
Quite Literally by SophieSolo reviews
Spirit Albarn never thought he would have to offer parenting advice to another individual. Features Shinigami, Spirit Albarn and Death the Kidd.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Spirit A./Death Scythe, Lord Death/Shinigami-sama - Complete
Love Note by Synonymous Brian reviews
CRACK. When Yagami Raito finds not a Death Note but a Love Note, in which whoever's name written in it falls in love, he decides to spread love throughout the 'hate filled world,' however... what he hadn't decided was falling in love himself. AU LxRaito
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,803 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Light Y., L
Train Tales by Razeasha reviews
Threeshot. Lavi, Allen, Kanda, and Bookman are on a long train ride to their next mission. Lavi coaxes them all into reciting some form of literature. Rated T for Lavi's questionable humor...Chapter 3 up!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Lavi, Allen Walker - Complete
Distractions and Confessions by In Darkness Is Light reviews
Minato accidentally blurts something out. Something that Kushina wasn't supposed to hear. Oneshot. MinaKush.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Minato N. - Complete
Juicy Footage by Recode reviews
Gino thinks Lelouch is sexy, and Suzaku wonders if it's possible to break his friend's fingers when no one is looking. Heavily implied SuzaLulu, crack GinoLulu.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Morning Surprise by QueenTigris reviews
Temari wakes up with an unexpected little insomniac in her bed. And he doesn't want to leave. Post "Save Gaara" Arc. Family bonding.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Kisu ShiteMo ii by GrimmHansel reviews
Sasuke gets caught sneaking brownies at night. Itachi joins in on the delightful treats. ANBUs need leisure too, right? ItaSasu NOT INCEST!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Balloons Taste Funny by Moiya Hatake reviews
Oneshot - Minato gets more than cake for his surprise birthday party. Pre-gaiden. Humor. Minato/Kakashi/Obito/Rin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Minato N., Torune - Complete
Baby Talk by Phoenyxx reviews
One shot. Minato and Kushina. Kakashi. Baby Naruto. A moment in an alternate universe.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Debt Note by Kalachuchi reviews
Haruhi finally sees what is written in Kyoya’s notebook.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Santa Clause by Kuraun Kuraun reviews
He had been twelve when his Sensei crawled through his living room window with a bag slung over his shoulder like Santa Clause.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Paper Cranes by Blissdreamer reviews
Nine hundred and ninety nine. Nunnally only needs one more to make her wish, but her hands won't stop trembling.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Lelouch L., Nunnally L. - Complete
Too Many Effing Questions by GrimmHansel reviews
Sasuke never knows when to stop asking questions. Maybe because he loves his niisan. NOT INCEST cute oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trinkets by Nanikato reviews
Someone's been leaving things for him, and Naruto doesn't know why.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Similarity by Orodruin reviews
Things become interesting in Iruka's class when one girl notices an uncanny similarity between the man pictured in her book and the loud, annoying blond seated behind her. Preseries.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Learning by ashez2ashes reviews
Hinata and Naruto have a moment underneath the moonlight... but not exactly the type of moment she'd like to have. Naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,740 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Food Appreciation by poketheorange reviews
WARNING:CRACK FIC: Kanda has a secret.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
Fatherhood by Cherry Daze reviews
As the Fourth Hokage he had many duties but none more important than protecting the innoccence of his only son. Especially from the perverts, admirers and fanclub hell bent on corrupting his little Naruto. [Implied yaoi. AU.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Waiting For You Beyond the Light by LAXgirl reviews
Naruto, stay with me,' Tsunade cried, the tears in her eyes almost audible. But he was so tired and the darkness was sweeping in... 'You must go back,' he whispered, his face haloed in light. 'There's still so much for you to do there.' YONDADDY fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,419 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Sharing is Caring by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSakuHinaKaka? joke ficlet. 'This is a threesome, Uzumaki, not a walk in harem' Sasuke doesn't mind sharing Naruto and Sakura, but they never said anything about Hinata. Humor, mentions of yaoi, yuri and het, oneshot, COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mommy Itachi by EvilPyroKitty17 reviews
Naruto is turned into a three year old, and thinks Itachi is his mom. How will the homicidal criminal handle motherhood?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,563 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Goldfish by laurelangel reviews
Sasuke owned a goldfish. Once. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Eetah! by shizuke reviews
Sasuke's first word...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Complicated by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Chihiro's parents have arranged a meeting with a boy for Chihiro. At the same time, Haku faces the same dilemma.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Queen of Spades by Alpha Centauri reviews
nonsensical crack!drabbles about our favorite Japanese
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/22/2007
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Dango and Bean Sprouts by shizuke reviews
Kanda, do you like dango? oneshot, KandaAllen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Complete
Late! by Soul's Confession reviews
Hatake Kakashi was waiting for his team. It was a novel experience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 91 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
First Kisses by Nezuko reviews
Seven year old Kakashi's tired and on his way home from a mission when he comes across a lost toddler in the forest. Can three year old Iruka get the better of the future Copy Nin and his sensei, the future Yondaime?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
School Assignment by darkcyan reviews
[postHBP, negligible spoilers, OneShot] Even Dumbledore is not omniscient ... a bit of Voldemort's past that slipped through the cracks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Voldemort - Complete
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National Pizza Crisis reviews
Tokyo is thrown into madness and the Black Knights and Knight of the Rounds have been dragged into the chaos. Oneshot. Features enormous pizzas that can flatten palaces.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Complete
Palindrome Day! reviews
Rejoice! If you insolent mortal have not checked your calender yet, the date is 21.2.12, 21212! And if you haven't noticed, the number is SYMMETRICAL!
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Death The Kid
Defender of the Misguided reviews
The city of Konohagakure was divided by two forces of justice. On the right, were the police, and on the other, were the Lawyers- Defenders of the Misguided, headed by a courageous and kind young man by the name of Naruto Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
In the Wrong Hands reviews
When the wrong people are given the ability to time travel... Rated T to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Hiruzen S., Orochimaru - Complete
A Ray of Sunshine reviews
A soon-to-be-fifteen girl becomes the caretaker of her deceased teacher's child after a tragedy strikes her village. Parenthood is difficult, especially for a fourteen year old.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U., Rin
The Eye Specialist reviews
There's a suspicious newly hired Doctor Hatashi Katake in the Fire Country clinic. CRACKfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
S & M
Soul and Maka. Sadist and Masochist. It started off with a trivia for some book vouchers...
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Balancing it Out
When opposites come together, chaos is ensued. Hence symmetry and disymmetry should never come together. Kid x OC?
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Death The Kid
Tora the Cat reviews
When Naruto and Sasuke destroy half of the Konohan forest during a 'friendly' spar, as punishment, they are sent on a mission to capture Tora the coughDEMONcough cat. But the mission is not quite the simple D rank they think... senile baa-chan.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Sasuke U.
Love Yuu reviews
"Did you know if you say LaviYuu really quickly it sounds like Love you?" - Series of Lavanda goodness, Chapter 4: Kanda has a nightmare. He finds Lavi accidentally... not exactly a hurt/comfort story if you're looking for oneXD
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,206 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu
Five in the Morning reviews
Ch4: Allen Walker was definitely not a morning person. Only the seventh time when 'Beansprout and samurai Love' was screaming in his ears again, he threw his alarm clock out the window in annoyance. Rated T cause the paranoia of sleep is getting to me.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Bookman reviews
Lavi and Bookman were forced to leave the Order when Fiddler put his parasites into Lavi. They have now found a new place to record history- Hogwarts and the war between Voldemort and Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Lavi
Complicated Complexes reviews
In which Uchiha Itachi and Komui Lee have some tea and perhaps some dango as well, as they discuss some.. uhh... complicated hobbies they both share.
Crossover - Naruto & D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Itachi U., Komui Lee
Nightmares reviews
In which allen's horrors and worst nightmares are revealed. Kanda is in fact a very sweet and wonderful guy.. and is that Komui cackling in the background? By the way getting all 4 wisdom teeth removed HURTS.Story is possibly not as random as the summary.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Allen Walker
Beauty and the Beast reviews
A D. Gray man beauty and the beast, just DGM charas playing the roles of Beauty and the Beast. alternates between kanda/lena and yullen.
Crossover - Beauty and the Beast & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,527 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011
Blacktears reviews
Would you notice it if someone on the internet that you talk to or if you read their fanfics, stories etc. suddenly didn't do anymore updates, it's probably just cause they can't be stuffed, but it could also be something else... Warning: Character Death.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Rin K., Len K.
10 ways to Come out the Closet! reviews
Ichigo's closet presents you 10 ways to come out the closet! Ch 3:Ichigo wondered how the shinigami could fit into his closet for their yaoi meetings, stepping into the closet,shoving his sweaty shirts and used underwear aside, he found...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Ichigo K.
First Aid Lessons
The Ootori family are invovled with hospital management, so naturally their sons would know something about first aid. Kyouya-senpai teaches the Host club what to do during little emergencies.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Kyōya O.
Get Well Soon reviews
L chokes on cake, Light saves him. Get Well Soon! Rated K for choking a violent motion
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/16/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
FANGIRLS reviews
CRACK: Lavi, Kanda and Allen are running for their lives, they stumble into harry, ron, seamus, thomas and neville's sleeping quaters and tell them about the horrors they face... RABID FANGIRLS! Dun.Dun.Dun.
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Complete
The gift of giving
Christmas is coming! so i made a mini naru-chan and hina oneshot 3
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Adventures of Yuuki reviews
SPOILERS-Chapter 59-SPOILERS What I'm hoping will happen after the end of chapter 59, Yuuki turns back into a little girl of 5 thanks to the speciality of the Touma clan. So now Aidou and Zero have to babysit her! Read to see what happens.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Yuuki, Zero - Complete
Zerorin, Ichirun and the Cafe of LOVE reviews
Zero Ichiru have a very important mission from the Cross. To lure out a physcotic noble vampire who happens to be gay for the night class vampires to catch, and they need some dresses on this mission. Light Kiryuu twincest/shounen-ai one-shot.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Zero, Ichiru - Complete
Minato's Great Epiphany reviews
--ONESHOT-- 6 year old Minato just loses his parents and goes to an orphanage in Konohagakure there he meets another boy called Uzumaki Kushina-chan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
A White World reviews
Its the 1st?2ND?3rd? Ninja war, Obito, Rin, Kakashi are lonely on a snowy night, Minato is battling somewhere. Rin sings them a lullaby and they come across a Iwa gennin team.... No yaoi or anything like that...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Torune, Kakashi H. - Complete
DADDY'S BIRTHDAY! reviews
It's the Yondaime's birthday! Naruto decides to give him a surprise with Kakashi's help. Yesh Minato lives and so does Obito and Rin
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
The Akatsuki Song reviews
The happyful Akatsuki Songs...got the idea from My Name is Cloud . Hope you like it... probably rated for the violent things Hidan is going to say..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Akatsuki