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Joined 03-28-09, id: 1881386, Profile Updated: 02-08-14
Author has written 7 stories for Bleach, D.Gray-Man, Rurouni Kenshin, Harry Potter, and Doctor Who.

I feel that, having spent a while since my last update getting my life in order, I ought to update my profile.

I write. I write often. I consider it one of my two callings in life, along with music. Unfortunately, I seldom find a series that I enjoy enough to write a fan work about. Harry Potter and Bleach are two of the exceptions, the former because of the sheer volume of excellent fan works out there involving it and the latter because it was what got me into writing in the first place after a years-long drought in my creative impulse. Doctor Who, purely for the quality of the show's writing and the insane, unlimited potential of the background, is a third.

I am presently looking for a beta reader for any works I produce. Possible objectionable content would include homosexual relationships (the mention of which has repulsed two former beta readers), descriptions of violence, and accurate descriptions of the aftereffects of a traumatic event or period of time.

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Tell it to the Marines by Tsume Yuki reviews
Because sometimes a tale is too tall not to tell. Even if no one will ever believe her, this isn't Riskua's first shot at life. It is her first time as the 'big sister' of the nuisance that is Monkey D. Luffy however. Self Insert.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 222,208 - Reviews: 2284 - Favs: 1,956 - Follows: 2,009 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 10/12/2016 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo, OC
Effloresco Secundus by romantiscue reviews
Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 201,308 - Reviews: 3551 - Favs: 5,017 - Follows: 5,804 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Sakura H., Team Seven
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 134 - Words: 650,382 - Reviews: 17857 - Favs: 11,772 - Follows: 11,514 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Shards To A Whole by Keryl Raist reviews
Some things will make you re-evaluate your life. Getting blown up, thinking you're fine, and then looking down and seeing a hunk of glass sticking out of your body is one of those things. Tim decides it's time to put his life on track and go after the things he wants, namely Abby and a family. Novel length McAbby erotic romance.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 590 - Words: 2,768,427 - Reviews: 2418 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Abby S., Tim M.
In the Interest of Justice by Tsume Yuki reviews
As if being reborn into One Piece isn't bad enough, of course she ends up thirty years before the actual story begins. Forget trying to survive everything the world can throw at her, before any of that, she has to survive childhood as a member of the Monkey family. Self Insert
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,724 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/24 - Dragon, Garp, OC, Corazon
Adventure Game: A Second Life by roboYeti reviews
Death ends up giving our heroine a second chance as life... as a video game character in another world! She has a whole world to explore, friends to make, decisions to make; all as she hides her strange ability as a game character from the residence of One Piece.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,990 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 12/25/2016 - OC
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 300,069 - Reviews: 5195 - Favs: 8,462 - Follows: 8,614 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
The Soul of the Fox and the Eagle by DragonoftheEastblue reviews
One night, Hyuuga Hinata is walking through a park in Konoha dreaming about a certain blond haired ninja. Then her dream becomes a nightmare when she's attacked by strange beasts with white masks and finds her crush bleeding. She is now a shinigami. NxH
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 120,368 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Ichigo K., Orihime I.
New Game Plus by DuncanIdaho2014 reviews
After a disaster worse than Sabaody, the crew are 'saved' by Vegapunk's experimental time machine. All of the crew is blown back into their past bodies with all of their memories. As Luffy slowly gathers them together again, the world will never be the same. Who wants the same old boring adventure? Screw the plot, and let the chips fall where they may.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,211 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 4,721 - Follows: 4,852 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Straw Hats P.
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 511,296 - Reviews: 7086 - Favs: 7,528 - Follows: 5,574 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
Those Gilded Chains We Wear by KuraiBites reviews
During the battle for Hogwarts, Hermione accepts to do the Unbreakable Vow with Bellatrix to protect the people she loves. But binding herself to the dark witch has more consequences than she could ever have anticipated. Cover art by batlesbo/Chloé C.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 319,130 - Reviews: 2456 - Favs: 2,209 - Follows: 2,450 - Updated: 6/30/2016 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L.
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,604 - Reviews: 1903 - Favs: 5,451 - Follows: 6,428 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 5/7/2013
This Time as a Namikaze by TwiceMarked reviews
A broken promise sends Naruto spiralling down into a depression after his greatest victory. He is given a chance to make things right, to make things better. But this time, he won't be alone. This time, he'll do it as a Namikaze. M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 177,185 - Reviews: 2520 - Favs: 4,584 - Follows: 4,828 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Nine Minutes by serpentguy reviews
During the final fight with Crocodile, Luffy makes a mistake and ends up dead. His heart stops beating for over nine minutes, before he is finally resuscitated. Who knew what a difference those nine minutes would make? Luffy/harem.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 376,948 - Reviews: 2526 - Favs: 2,789 - Follows: 2,586 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
Rebirth by Athey reviews
Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,743 - Reviews: 2847 - Favs: 6,186 - Follows: 4,354 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
False Memories by Relden Calder reviews
What do you do when you wake up one day with perfect memories of the next fifteen years? Why, every time traveller knows that. You Set Right What Once Went Wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 93,386 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Naruto U.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14666 - Favs: 19,739 - Follows: 17,271 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 33213 - Favs: 20,511 - Follows: 16,268 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dawn's Sage by Panory Bro reviews
The toads raise Naruto to replace Minato as their summoner. Trained as a sage, Naruto will strike out to find his fellow jinchuriki. Just not in the way you would expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 176,148 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Naruto U., Akatsuki - Complete
Influence of Souls by Madea's Rage reviews
Sequel to "Strange and Invisible History". War has given way to an uneasy peace, but for how long? And at what cost?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 99 - Words: 435,626 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Last True Pure-Blood by AwfulLawful reviews
Eighth Year would have been horribly boring if not for one of the Ministry's new laws; that every Witch and Wizard take a potion that would reveal their Blood Status. The intent was to prove there were no more Pure-Blood lines left. Wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,416 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Wand Game or Eighth Year Discoveries by Reverie Wilde reviews
Students return to Hogwarts for their "Eighth" Year. Slytherin invites the other Houses for a Wand party. Odd pairings, cannon pairings and the best pair-Harry and Draco. What will they all discover about each other and themselves SLASH, future LEMONS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 146,203 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Aresto Momentum by SylviaW1991 reviews
Sequel to "Wingardium Leviosa!" Scorpius Malfoy-Potter soon finds himself fresh out of Hogwarts, wondering how the life that his parents risked theirs for somehow turned into one big secret... How will they react when they find out? How will his lover?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,202 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2227 - Favs: 7,851 - Follows: 4,292 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Strange and Invisible History by Madea's Rage reviews
The Lestranges, freed from Azkaban after the Dark Lord uses the Philosopher's Stone to rise again in 1992, discover that they've been called to serve in a way no one could have imagined. CP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 471,213 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G. - Complete
Strange Bedfellows by Pandora.Writing reviews
When Black Mesa infiltrates Aperture and tears GLaDOS apart, Chell is forced to work and live with the volatile AI who has placed herself in an android body. They embark on a tentative relationship under the watchful eye of Doug Rattmann.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 72,489 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
Punished by DarkObscurity reviews
Finally COMPLETE! Draco Malfoy is punished harshly for the crimes he supposedly committed at the will of the Dark Lord, but it isn't the Aurors who so condemn him. Scorned by both the dark side and the light, who will rescue him from his torment? Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 131,692 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1940 - Favs: 3,222 - Follows: 1,821 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Sexy Captain's Curse by C.Queen reviews
When it's suggested that the captains and vice captains are lacking in sex drive, both sexes are eager to test the theory out and prove it wrong. But just who will test it out with who?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 177,120 - Reviews: 2396 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 10/8/2007 - J. Ukitake, Nemu K. - Complete
This Could Be the Day by Rairakku Hana reviews
Their friends always thought getting the two of them to actually confess would be the difficult part. After declarations, came dating, followed by debacles. With these two, nothing was ever that simple. Ichihime.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 168,829 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
Hammered Down by Tomas the Betrayer reviews
A forbidden encounter, a chance conversation. Rukia Kuchiki is about to discover what some people are willing to do for the good of Soul Society.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 528,161 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Rukia K., G. Ichimaru - Complete
Anonymous by JasoTheArtisan reviews
Sequel to "So". Years after Aizen's death, the Vizards have resurfaced, asking Soul Society for assistance in the real world. And when Arrancar begin to reappear, the Gotei 13 will travel to Hueco Mundo in hopes that Aizen's army hasn't rebuilt itself.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 132,836 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Grimmjow J., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Vindication by Paper Bullet reviews
Grimmjow's reluctant mission was completed. To his dismay, that wasn't that hard part. Is it possible Rukia could ever betray her race, especially when death surrounds her, and love chokes her? GrimmRuki
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,298 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Grimmjow J., Rukia K.
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4508 - Favs: 10,046 - Follows: 4,561 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3479 - Favs: 5,689 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2594 - Favs: 3,325 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Thousand Shinji by Academia Nut reviews
Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,409 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
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Blue
What would happen if a few tiny things changed in the world? Let's find out.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,715 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Suì-Fēng, Grimmjow J.
Blue Eyed Lover reviews
I have removed this fic, but am keeping the author's note that has replaced it to direct people towards my new story, Blue.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Suì-Fēng, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Saying Goodbye
A series of shorts in which the Doctor says goodbye. Rated T just in case
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2013
Sunburned reviews
The Malfoy skin is more than just a blessing. Its foundations are genetic, every Malfoy heir with skin as pale and smooth as alabaster. It does not tan. It burns.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Lucius M. - Complete
Eavesdropping reviews
Yet another short story, this time in Rurouni Kenshin/Samurai X, set about a year before the end of the main story. Yes, it's supposed to be funny. Rated T for suggestive dialogue. Not doing a sequel or followup chapter.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Yahiko - Complete
Standoff reviews
The great, highly-anticipated match between Allen Walker and his great nemesis, the Millennium Earl... Or not. Very short. Rated T for mild language and depictions of gambling. This is intended as a one-shot, I will never do a sequel. Very, very short.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Allen Walker, Millenium Earl - Complete
Captain Kuchiki's Birthday reviews
An evil little present from Yoruichi Shihouin causes strangeness. One-shot, not very long at all. Say whatever you want, just created this for the hell of it. Getting some good emails, might do a follow-up soon. Rated T for language and implied nudity.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Byakuya K., Yoruichi S.