Author has written 33 stories for Doctor Who, Assassin's Creed, Sherlock, His Dark Materials, and Harry Potter.
What're you doing here? For God's sake, I just boiled the kettle. If you want a cuppa', you can go get it yourself, 'cuz I'm not going to. Cheek of it. Strolling into someone's profile when you haven't been invited. Chrissakes...
I'm IfEaRnOfIsH. (I can't tell you my real name, or the government'll come after you) I was an experiment gone wrong - my dad took me into Canary Wharf when I was four (He works for TORCHWOOD, posing as an IT engineer for Barclays) and I ran into the middle of a laser fire which led to some interesting results. IfEaRnOfIsH was a code name given to me after I fell into a pirhana tank at the zoo and they all decided to make me their queen and hold numerous festivals in my honour. The zoo keepers were very upset, but TORCHWOOD took care of that. Unfortunately, when I hit puberty, I started eating radiators and scared all the kids at school, so my father was told that he had to give me something to occupy myself before I nommed on something important.
Kiarra-Chan was the first (I can't give you her real name either - it's not that TORCHWOOD'll have a problem, its just not polite) It so happened that upon her birthday she stumbled across a work in progress - a Harry Potter and Doctor Who crossover named The Science of Magic, and said it was the best crossover she'd read in a while. Of course I replied in a heartbeat, and through a series of PM's became the bestest of friends. You'll be surprised to know that those spirials over her eyes aren't just glasses - they're her real eyes. She's employed by UNIT to see through walls and can detect the heat signatures of most small rodents from a hundred miles away with those things. We happened to stumble across each other in London town one time after a few hours of screaming WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU down the phone to each other and had the most wonderful of times. I urge you to read her work - its insightful and life saving.
The tale of how SchmEthan and I met is a most strange one - and it begins with a review of a story called Of Wizards and Popcorn (I do believe that the legendary review can still be seen on the review page today) where he believed me to be a man and referred to me as such. Of course my mutant DNA bristled at this, and I sent a reply back correcting the mistake. Which was followed by a series of at least 304 replies over the course of a year - and it was decreed that we should go into writing together and conquer the internet. And that we did through the use of the ingenius invention of The Hub Show, which makes no sense and should be burned at the stake for heresay, but we thought it was awfully cool. And soon communication through PM's became Facebook, and through that, the wonder that is Skype. There we would do random, play MarioKart on the Wii and talk often into the small hours of the morning, becoming the best friends that we never expected to be. The world ended when we met in person at Belfast airport because of the sheer amount of awesome that had twice the power of your average atom bomb. We did war with swords at Carrickfergus Castle, and when the time came that we had to leave, it was quite saddening. However, since he's been living in London for university, you'll find me on some weekends in his kitchen, with a cup a tea from my stash in the kitchen cupboard, or having sexy teims with Frey. Its been wonderful and happy existence. :D
iguannablogger - OH MY WONDERFUL IGUANA. With yet another friendship started by one review, Skype has exploded with awesome once again. There's no one funnier, and no one better at drawing. SHE DREW SOME STUFF FROM MY FICS UYFJYKLIOJKNBHGFT If you want endless Assassin's Creed, HTTYD and SO MUCH MORE, go head over to her spot on the interwebs, and check out her art too!
The Red Lily lives in a place that has bags of milk. If you don't mind that sort of thing, you should go and check her out. In the short amount of time that I've beta'd for her, I've seen her writing come on in leaps and bounds. Check her out - you won't regret it! (Shame about the bags of milk though)
QuitSextingMyUnicorn wishes she has bio writing skills like mine. But you can't fault her on her Johnlock. May I be the first to proudly present her as FF.Net's newest author, and say that she'll certainly be one of the best. Oh, and we're also married. Go check her out, or I'll kill you.
HEY YO DO YOU PLAY XBOX? THEN ADD ME! My XBOX Live tag is IfEaRnOfIsHh (Live wouldn't take my username as it was, for some reason) The only thing I really play online is Assassin's Creed, but I'm up for a bit of Portal or Halo if you fancy it! I'm also quite content with sitting and having a chat, too. :D If you do want to add me, please hit me up with a PM telling me you're from ff.net, as I'm not one to accept random friend requests. Thanks!
Well, that sums it up. If you're interested in joining TORCHWOOD at all, let me know and I'll put in a good word for you. ;)
GUIZ, I HAS A TUMBLR, YOU SHOULD GO FOLLOW IF YOU WANT YOUR DASH SPAMMED WITH AC AND DAVID TENNANT.
THINGS I'M WORKING ON:
Dottore: My ACB/Doctor Who crossover. And that is literally it right now. This fic is HUGE. I am LOVING writing this - its like a novel of my own and I'm surprising myself with the things I think up and how its going. Unfortunately, due to SchmEthan being at university, the chapters are no longer beta'd, but I think I'm competent enough a writer to keep out the worst of blunders. I really hope you go give it a read, its my best work yet and I'd love some feedback!
There might be a few projects later on that won't be updated as much as Dottore, but will be updated all the same! :)