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Joined 03-28-09, id: 1881395, Profile Updated: 10-26-12
Author has written 33 stories for Doctor Who, Assassin's Creed, Sherlock, His Dark Materials, and Harry Potter.

What're you doing here? For God's sake, I just boiled the kettle. If you want a cuppa', you can go get it yourself, 'cuz I'm not going to. Cheek of it. Strolling into someone's profile when you haven't been invited. Chrissakes...

I'm IfEaRnOfIsH. (I can't tell you my real name, or the government'll come after you) I was an experiment gone wrong - my dad took me into Canary Wharf when I was four (He works for TORCHWOOD, posing as an IT engineer for Barclays) and I ran into the middle of a laser fire which led to some interesting results. IfEaRnOfIsH was a code name given to me after I fell into a pirhana tank at the zoo and they all decided to make me their queen and hold numerous festivals in my honour. The zoo keepers were very upset, but TORCHWOOD took care of that. Unfortunately, when I hit puberty, I started eating radiators and scared all the kids at school, so my father was told that he had to give me something to occupy myself before I nommed on something important.
And that something, ladies and gentleman, was fanfiction. And through that, I met friends just like me - but they weren't the results of freak experiments, they were naturally wierd, which is awesome as far as I'm concerned.

Kiarra-Chan was the first (I can't give you her real name either - it's not that TORCHWOOD'll have a problem, its just not polite) It so happened that upon her birthday she stumbled across a work in progress - a Harry Potter and Doctor Who crossover named The Science of Magic, and said it was the best crossover she'd read in a while. Of course I replied in a heartbeat, and through a series of PM's became the bestest of friends. You'll be surprised to know that those spirials over her eyes aren't just glasses - they're her real eyes. She's employed by UNIT to see through walls and can detect the heat signatures of most small rodents from a hundred miles away with those things. We happened to stumble across each other in London town one time after a few hours of screaming WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU down the phone to each other and had the most wonderful of times. I urge you to read her work - its insightful and life saving.

The tale of how SchmEthanand I met is a most strange one - and it begins with a review of a story called Of Wizards and Popcorn (I do believe that the legendary review can still be seen on the review page today) where he believed me to be a man and referred to me as such. Of course my mutant DNA bristled at this, and I sent a reply back correcting the mistake. Which was followed by a series of at least 304 replies over the course of a year - and it was decreed that we should go into writing together and conquer the internet. And that we did through the use of the ingenius invention of The Hub Show, which makes no sense and should be burned at the stake for heresay, but we thought it was awfully cool. And soon communication through PM's became Facebook, and through that, the wonder that is Skype. There we would do random, play MarioKart on the Wii and talk often into the small hours of the morning, becoming the best friends that we never expected to be. The world ended when we met in person at Belfast airport because of the sheer amount of awesome that had twice the power of your average atom bomb. We did war with swords at Carrickfergus Castle, and when the time came that we had to leave, it was quite saddening. However, since he's been living in London for university, you'll find me on some weekends in his kitchen, with a cup a tea from my stash in the kitchen cupboard, or having sexy teims with Frey. Its been wonderful and happy existence. :D

iguannablogger - OH MY WONDERFUL IGUANA. With yet another friendship started by one review, Skype has exploded with awesome once again. There's no one funnier, and no one better at drawing. SHE DREW SOME STUFF FROM MY FICS UYFJYKLIOJKNBHGFT If you want endless Assassin's Creed, HTTYD and SO MUCH MORE, go head over to her spot on the interwebs, and check out her art too!

The Red Lily lives in a place that has bags of milk. If you don't mind that sort of thing, you should go and check her out. In the short amount of time that I've beta'd for her, I've seen her writing come on in leaps and bounds. Check her out - you won't regret it! (Shame about the bags of milk though)

QuitSextingMyUnicorn wishes she has bio writing skills like mine. But you can't fault her on her Johnlock. May I be the first to proudly present her as FF.Net's newest author, and say that she'll certainly be one of the best. Oh, and we're also married. Go check her out, or I'll kill you.

HEY YO DO YOU PLAY XBOX? THEN ADD ME! My XBOX Live tag is IfEaRnOfIsHh (Live wouldn't take my username as it was, for some reason) The only thing I really play online is Assassin's Creed, but I'm up for a bit of Portal or Halo if you fancy it! I'm also quite content with sitting and having a chat, too. :D If you do want to add me, please hit me up with a PM telling me you're from ff.net, as I'm not one to accept random friend requests. Thanks!

Well, that sums it up. If you're interested in joining TORCHWOOD at all, let me know and I'll put in a good word for you. ;)

GUIZ, I HAS A TUMBLR, YOU SHOULD GO FOLLOW IF YOU WANT YOUR DASH SPAMMED WITH AC AND DAVID TENNANT.


THINGS I'M WORKING ON:

Dottore: My ACB/Doctor Who crossover. And that is literally it right now. This fic is HUGE. I am LOVING writing this - its like a novel of my own and I'm surprising myself with the things I think up and how its going. Unfortunately, due to SchmEthan being at university, the chapters are no longer beta'd, but I think I'm competent enough a writer to keep out the worst of blunders. I really hope you go give it a read, its my best work yet and I'd love some feedback!

There might be a few projects later on that won't be updated as much as Dottore, but will be updated all the same! :)

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Settling of the Soul by LadyPeverell reviews
As an adolescent reaches adulthood their daemon settles into a single form that best represents their character. A collection of shorts centered around daemons settling and the bond between humans and their daemons. HP/HDM crossover daemon!au
Crossover - Harry Potter & His Dark Materials - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,180 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Harry P.
Insomnia by Damagoed reviews
It all starts because Sherlock can't sleep. Let's take a walk through some private moments and some tales from the despatch box. Mostly John & Sherlock. But also Mycroft, Ghosts, Dreams and New Characters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 233 - Words: 158,033 - Reviews: 1676 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Month with Dragons by words without reviews
Yusuf says, 'Lately I've been thinking that I might be immortal.' -Spoiler warning for Revelations-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,226 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Sofia S., Yusuf T., Ezio A. - Complete
Sometimes by fowl68 reviews
He wonders if seeing ghosts is a sure sign of getting old. Spoilers for Revelations.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Ezio A., Sofia S. - Complete
Sunset by Goggie reviews
One-Shot. A typical morning for Desmond and Shaun. Des notices something amid Shaun's endless notes that gets him thinking. Des/Shaun
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Tower Lovers by Assassin Ninja Spy reviews
Altaïr confesses his love for Maria. Written to "You've Got a Way" by Shania Twain
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Altaïr, Maria T. - Complete
Long Fall by mumblybee reviews
Ezio never was one for religion. Instead of confession he chose ascension, climbing towers the way other people said their prayers – steady, over-practiced, but still with reverence.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
Of Insanity and Ice Cream by Kyla45 reviews
Shaun is there for Desmond, even if he'd never planned to be. Oneshot. DesShaun with sprinkles of LeoEz & AltMal
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,057 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Shaun H., Desmond M. - Complete
Petruccio's Secret by City Girl Dreamer reviews
Because there is a reason as to why Petruccio wants those feathers, and this is it. Family fluff!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Petruccio A., Federico A. - Complete
Uncertain Paths by Unknown Soldier Shadow reviews
Rosalie Brown is a thirteen-year old girl who doesn't want to grow up. When suspicion lingers around the death of her father, can Rosalie and her dæmon discover the secret or be punished for their struggle for the truth?
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,077 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009
Not As We by Mecha Springs reviews
On that fated night of the death of the greatest Headmaster Hogwarts ever knew, the world Nymphadora Tonks knows is wrenched away from her. When a harmless prank goes horribly wrong, can a group of familiar faces help her piece everything back together?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,562 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 7/12/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Maria, Maria, Let Down Your Hair! by Era-Age reviews
This is what happens when you watch Shrek, read Romeo and Juliet again, and have a dream of Altair acting like a total goof. Aha.. Yeah.. I rate this M for how ridiculous it is and to be safe . Altair/Maria of course.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Altaïr, Maria T. - Complete
Fledgling by Fibonacci to Infinity reviews
A poem about a tormented, vengeful soul.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Ezio A. - Complete
The Runaway Bride by Titanic-fanatic reviews
SEQUEL TO 'Fancy yourself as Cupid'. We left Rose and the Doctor in a fluster somewhere aboard the Tardis and Jack smiling to himself as his quick mouthed 'reward' donna stood before him. What could be in store as events start to unfold? PLEASE READ/REV.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,156 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Jack H., Donna N.
Someday You're Gonna Be Free by Unknown Kadath reviews
In which the Tenth Doctor, grieving for Rose after Journey’s End, runs into Captain Jack, fire-breathing purple dinosaurs invade the earth, and the Seventh Doctor receives cryptic warnings from a mysterious blond.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,310 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/19/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Angle of Reflection by Elliptic Eye reviews
Martha's insane. The Master would like a word.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Martha J., The Master - Complete
Third First Date by Spoons1899 reviews
The Doctor is human now, and he wants to do all the things humans do, and that means going on dates. Ten II/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
More than a little domestic by Doctor who girlie reviews
10.5/Rose. post-JE by about 2 years. The Doctor and Rose have started their new life together, this story is about their ups and downs of family life.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
placebo by BlackElement7 reviews
Torchwood thinks they have an expert, but she knows she's meant to be a companion. 10Rose reunion fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Caged by Fibonacci to Infinity reviews
A poem for Desmond's imprisonment at Abstergo.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
A Poor Decision by Spool the Pink Dalek reviews
An irritable comic book salesperson, a disoriented TV star, a hysterical producer, and a pink Dalek loose on the streets of London. What can go wrong?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008
Forbidden Tomorrow by doodlegirll reviews
The Doctor recieves an urgent phone call from Martha, telling him only that 'there's been a death' and to get to Torchwood as fast as possible. But he never could have imagined it would be Rose Tyler waiting for him, with her 3-year-old daughter. 10/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,586 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Sleeping Beauty by Rosie-not-Rose reviews
The Doctor has come close to losing Rose one time too many.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Five Moments by spaciireth reviews
Five moments when Rose Tyler made Jack Harkness proud. Set during Rose's growing up.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Rose T., Jack H. - Complete
Daybreak by cto10121 reviews
New Moon, AU. Bella Swan's life, horrible enough as it is, is changed irrevocably when a new English teacher arrives at Forks, a one Mr. John Smith. Only he's not what he pretends to be...Crossover, Twilight/Doctor Who. Bella/Edward, Ten/Rose.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,784 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 5/20/2008 - 10th Doctor, Bella
What If by AriaJack reviews
What if I told you I loved you?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/7/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
I Am the Doctor by LuckyBlackCat reviews
What makes up the Doctor? Who is he? What will he be remembered as? This is my view on what makes up the different sides of the Doctor. Written late at night when everything seems to make more sense!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/29/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Passing Notes by The Alternative Source reviews
Sometimes even passing notes can prove to you how much two people love one another. FLUFF. 10th Doctor/Rose. Complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Star Showers by goldnote reviews
10/Rose fluff, AU, rated T. Rose and the Doctor spend a night as a couple under the stars, falling deeper in love... you've been warned about the fluff . Nothing related to DW belongs to me in any way: disclaimer here.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
The Doctor Goes Shopping! by Roses23 reviews
Thrown into the world of domestics, Rose and Ten ll's go shopping! Please read and review x
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Chronicles of Kyle: The Crossover by Kathryn Shadow reviews
Look at the fandoms. Need I REALLY say any more? .:smiles:.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Early Edition - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Five Times the Sonic Screwdriver was Useless by netgirly2k reviews
“Never touch my sonic screwdriver.”
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2009 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
The Doctor's Hand by Like the Orange Drink reviews
In this scene set just after the T.A.R.D.I.S. departs Bad Wolf Bay in Journey’s End, the “human” Doctor attempts to explain the “original” Doctor’s actions as well as gain Rose’s trust and acceptance.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Sunlight's Shadow by Lindir's Ghost reviews
When a distress call pulls the Doctor and Rose into Nazi Germany, they find themselves pitted against a man of ruthless ambition, Hell-bent on changing the course of History. It's 1941, and Time is running out. Ten/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,290 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
The Journey's Ending differently by ideomania reviews
Rose and the Doctor are the only ones left in the TARDIS after the events of Journey's end. They take Donna home and then have to decide what now. Written because: I wasn't leaving Rose behind again, she deserves better.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,539 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Burn by sinecure reviews
Rose enjoys the view.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Picking up where we left off by DoomsdayTyler reviews
The Rose and 10.5 have to pick up where they left off, and things will be tricky, can their love help them through it? Rose/10.5 series.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Lauren Cooper VS the Daleks by ann no aku reviews
Lauren Cooper is not bovvered by the Daleks.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Simple Gifts by sevanderslice reviews
Morning Sickness is less than fun, especially on Christmas. a fluffy 10.5/Rose fic. Part of the "Life" series, but can easily be read as a stand alone.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Night And Nightmare by Red Witch reviews
All Edmund wants is to get some sleep. Too bad Prince George and Baldrick have other ideas.
Blackadder - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by Demented Hacker reviews
Rose finds her way back to the Doctor, but soon realises that it wasn't as good an idea as it first seemed. Post-JE, 10River and one-sided 10Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2008 - 10th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Death Is A TwoWay Street by nichelle.hp reviews
There's one thing about the metacrisis the Doctor overlooked. And Rose will pay the price. 100 word drabble.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Message Received by Gargantua reviews
Rose finds a unique way to send an important message to The Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Sonnet Love and Life by astrum-faith reviews
A Shakespearean sonnet detailing the meeting and brief interaction between the Doctor and Rose, and how it was, in my opinion, cut tragically short. Please R&R!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/11/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The 'Flame Flamer' by Nenshite reviews
[Makes fun of all those annoying commercials where they try to sell you stuff.][Everyone has one of those days when they get a flame.]
TV Commercials - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Complete
A Pound Of Potatoes And A Broken Nose by reddwarfaddict reviews
Pointless rubbish. This is why you should never take the Doctor grocery shopping. Oneshot plotbunny bite attack...business as usual, then. DoctorWhump.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2007 - 10th Doctor, Jackie T., Rose T. - Complete
The Shakespeare Code with Rose by Raxacoricofallapatorius reviews
A scene from ‘The Shakespeare Code’ but with Rose on the bed instead of Martha…and she does say the right thing, just like the Doctor said she would. Short fluffy one shot, please read and review.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Companion Auditions by castrovalva9 reviews
The Tenth Doctor, currently travelling alone, advertises for a new companion, but finds the quest more difficult than he had anticipated. NO SPOILERS.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Complete
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Dottore reviews
Abstergo has meddled too much, for too long. The threads of time are crossing, and the Doctor and all that he is are being sucked into the chaos, where a man lies in an Animus in a corrupt TORCHWOOD. All hope is lost - for now. T for language and themes.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 104 - Words: 103,057 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 5/22/2011 - 11th Doctor, Ezio A.
Daemon's Creed reviews
Ezio's daemon suited him like no other. Together, they worked in the darkness to serve the light, and having found it, made it burn.
Crossover - His Dark Materials & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Ezio A.
Vatican Cameos reviews
Its all about control. J/S. Set during the Hound of the Baskervilles.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Rage Infinite reviews
Rage: Noun: Violent, uncontrollable anger. Verb:Feel or express violent uncontrollable anger. And then there is Sherlock's rage upon finding that the American's hurt Ms Hudson. And its something infinite and unstoppable.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock H.
Blood Tests reviews
Mycroft's paid John to get some of Sherlock's blood. But Sherlock's not having any of it. This is just me testing the waters in this part of the fandom - a bit of fun and no shipping. Unfortunately.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Hub Show reviews
LIVE! From a deep dark cave, located in Wrong End of the Stick Forest, TEH HUB SHOW! Where Doctor Who and TORCHWOOD characters are forced to answer thought provoking *Quiet laughter* questions! Hosted by SchmEthan and IfEaRnOfiSH/Jinxy! HAMS!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,749 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 6/12/2009
Crazy reviews
An Abstergo Agent is the last to go mad - of this he is certain. Song fic - "Crazie " by I Fight Dragons.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Officer
In Ol' London Town reviews
In Ol' London Town, something howls in the night. Can you hear it, Jack the Ripper? The Assassin's coming for you. T for themes. A gift for iguanablogger.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,020 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Complete
Blood Soaked Texas reviews
Texas. An outlaw and his girl. There's a scar on his lip. Cowboy Assassins, what more could you possibly want?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Complete
Affairs of the British Heart reviews
Shaun needs a cuppa'. But she's in the way, and he'll have to go past her first. Y'want pointless fluff for your evening in with your J20 and your cat? You'll get it here. T for language, M for themes later.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Shaun H., Rebecca C. - Complete
The Truth reviews
This is how Paradise was lost.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Adam
Snap reviews
He visits her once a year, every year. Oh, the things she will tell him. Oh, the things she has seen. Rated for suicidal references. Post JE.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/19/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Geronimo! reviews
Why exactly did he choose that word? Where did it come from? A short summary of how that word came around. MAJOR SPOILERS PAST THIS POINT FOR THE END OF TIME PART TWO. Consider yourself warned. :D
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/3/2010 - 11th Doctor - Complete
The Nightmare that is the Study Timetables reviews
I'M BACK WITH ANOTHER CROSSOVER! This time, Ron and Harry seek to destory the awful talking time tables they've been landed with, and The Doctor is forced to join in their quest to destory the timetables...WARNING...This fic contiains choas and stupidty.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,879 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - 10th Doctor
Between You and Me reviews
When one is utterly wasted…things one really doesn’t want people to know have a tendency to slip out…even certain names.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2009 - 10th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
The Search for the Truth reviews
Based on the awesome comic strip - The Search for the Truth. Five Canadians in Cardiff City. One Torchwood hub. One Clairey-Wairey Detector. One Dalek in a jar. One British man in the magic blue box. ONE SEARCH FOR THE TRUTH! Rated for language only.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - 10th Doctor
Hello! reviews
Song-fic, based on Take That’s, “Hello.” Rose reflects on her relationship with the Doctor and makes some strange comparisons. One shot - and give me some flames if you want. I need something to point and laugh at.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/16/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
The Black Parade reviews
Those who have been drawn to the glittering bell gather to remember the one who was perhaps the luckiest of them all. The one who forgot. A song fic, "The Black Parade." By My Chemical Romance.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Complete
Subject Of the Song reviews
What the Ood sung. Co written with LuckyBlackCat. We don't give a care for your flames. BAH!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N.
Of Wizards and Popcorn reviews
Donna's reaction to the Doctor's appearence in The Goblet of Fire. This is based on my friend's similliar reaction.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Published: 6/10/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
There Will Be No More Children of War reviews
A poem for Journey's End. -WARNING- MAJOR SPOILERS!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2009 - 10th Doctor
Daisy Chain of Thoughts reviews
While Rose sits back among daises and apple grass, she reflects on her relationship with the Doctor, while chanting an old ryhme from her childhood..
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/22/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
The Science of Magic reviews
The TARDIS crash lands in Hogwarts' grounds, leading to inevitable adventures...but is there darkness afoot? Will the Doctor and his new found companions pull togther and beat it! WILL RON AND HARRY ESCAPE THE TIMETABLES! First fanfic! No flames!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,923 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Feline Furiousness reviews
The Doctor and Donna encounter their greatest enemy yet...a headstrong cat.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N.
Ants reviews
Rose makes a promise to the human Doctor. -WARNING- Slight spoilers for Journey's End...ever so slight, though. :D
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Rose T., 10th Doctor
He Will Knock Four Times reviews
A poem I wrote after Planet of the Dead. -WARNING- Major spoilers ahead!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Running Along the Bay reviews
We were back on Bad Wolf Bay, but yet, I had all I was ever looking for…and more… Rose/10.5
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Rose T., 10th Doctor
It Was Her He Chose reviews
“There was nothing but a brick wall…it was her he had chosen, not me.” My take on what Rose was thinking when the Doctor jumped through the time window on the SS Madame DePompadour.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Games Over Caviar, Salad, Tofu and Truffles! reviews
A sequel to Games Over Salad, Steak, Chips and a Rocky Horror! As the games continue, it's the Doctor's turn to pick a restraunt. This surely means it's Rose's turn...?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Puzzle Piece Kidnapper reviews
The Doctor is determined to finish the 3000 piece puzzle, and Donna is fed up with it. As a desperate attempt to do something else, she kidnaps the last puzzle piece. A war aboard the TARDIS ensues.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Published: 4/16/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N.
Doctor, Defied reviews
What was going through the Master's head in his final moments.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/15/2009 - 10th Doctor
Running without shoes reviews
Rose finally realises something...where she left her heart...and runs all the way home to get it. Set after Journey's end, with the human Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/13/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Games Over Salad, Steak, Chips and a Rocky Horror reviews
The Doctor and Rose attempt to go out for dinner, but the Doctor soon becomes annoyed at a keen waiter, who rather likes Rose. But he doesn't know she to his planning her own game play. A quiet war ensues.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
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