IamnotstalkinEdward
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Joined 03-28-09, id: 1881844, Profile Updated: 11-07-13
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Criminal Minds.
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Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13382 - Favs: 7,473 - Follows: 4,415 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 21256 - Favs: 11,720 - Follows: 7,459 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4464 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Falling for him by OnceuponaWizard reviews
Rumbelle fic, takes place during the episode Skin Deep. One-shot, Rated M for smut.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
Fiery Passion by Lola93091 reviews
Belle wakes up in the night to hear strange sounds. First Once upon a time fic please read and review :
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
Real or Not Real? by BarnumOnTheBrain reviews
The last line of Mockingjay captured me, and so this is what happened prior to that famous line. Katniss and Peeta come together for the first time, and Katniss finally realises how she has felt about him all along, in the house in which only he can bring her peace. M for lemonsss.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3632 - Favs: 4,411 - Follows: 4,534 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Good Left Undone by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Player Haters". Bella and the Cullens are starting college, and having the time of their lives......until students start to go missing. Will Bella's past have anything to do with it? ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,062 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Player Haters by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Edward and Bella have been bickering since kindergarten. He's a player, and she is his sister's best friend. What happens when they discover their true feelings for each other, right before it all ends? ALL HUMAN! FUNNY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,549 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Always & Never by BOSTONGIRL1212 reviews
After the lines of friendship are blurred & crossed, can Bella & Edward's relationship recover? More importantly, will they find the courage to explore the burning desire between them that refuses to be extinguished? Rated M for language and lemons AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,599 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
The End is the Beginning by spanglemaker9 reviews
Post-Mockingjay/ pre-epilogue. An expansion of Katniss and Peeta rediscovering each other.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 139 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Levi Lovin' by SuperstarNanna reviews
While on a school trip, Bella and her long-time crush Edward find themselves together in a tent on a very cold night. What happens when Edward gets his chance to help keep Bella warm? Fun With Your Clothes On contest entry. AH. Rated M for lemonade.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 81 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5912 - Favs: 9,647 - Follows: 2,478 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marriage to the Rescue by Happy Bells reviews
All Human. Gets very sweet. Bella falls pregnant and Edward, her best friend of 16 years offers to marry her. But Bella never factored love into the equation...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,152 - Reviews: 2722 - Favs: 1,911 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Geek Love by SassenachWench reviews
Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,776 - Reviews: 3167 - Favs: 2,758 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unlikely Reunion by MBella reviews
Written for The Sandbox Contest...Anything Goes Under The Mistletoe...Oneshot...because you never forget the one that got away...ExB Rated M for Edward's potty mouth. :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,489 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3596 - Favs: 5,338 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Trapped in Heaven by lovedforeternity reviews
Bella, an outgoing advertising executive finds herself in a compromising position with a sexy man as the elevator in her office building breaks down. As she fears death, will this be the final chapter of her life, or will they save each other? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,200 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Piano Pleasures by colourfulfan reviews
Edward and Bella, alone, LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bella, Jasper and Emmett, In the House! by Oh Inverted World x reviews
Edward is away for the weekend and leaves Bella in the protection of his brothers. The issue of privacy is out, with an empath and an Emmett. Just weird randomness... Jasper cant cook, Emmett is weird, and Bella is going mad. Oh and rape is bad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Edward's Honeymoon Night Extra by edward4evermine reviews
Edward’s perspective starts on page 81 of Stephenie Meyer’s "Breaking Dawn", through page 85, then follows my earlier fanfic "Honeymoon Night Extra" which of course, is from Bella’s perspective. This story includes their swim in the ocean…Bella’s did not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8708 - Favs: 14,174 - Follows: 2,936 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,166 - Reviews: 3114 - Favs: 3,156 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secret Admirer by CallistoLexx reviews
Every year she got a valentine and she's always wondered who sent them. Will it turn out to be the one she least expected? BPOV, AH/AU fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 102 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wedding For Three by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
A sequel to my story, The Family Talk, The Cullens, Hales, and Bella have decided to have a triple wedding together after sitting through a sex ed talk from Carlisle and Esme. What kind of whacky things can happen? Only time will tell...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,715 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
Playing Solitaire by CallistoLexx reviews
Edward's embarrassed, the Cullens tease, and Bella's naïve. Somewhat OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
Blood Bath by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Bella and Edward exploring some boundaries. Just some fluff, Dedicated to those who wanted Bella to drop the towel. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,518 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
The Family Talk by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
Imagine Carlisle and Esme Cullen attempting to give their "children" a sex ed. lesson.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8368 - Favs: 7,490 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
What a Way, Says the Dying Man by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Bella takes a shower. Edward sits in the next room thinking about...stuff. Charlie makes sure his gun is handy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Things You Should Never Do by Sadness-is-Beautiful reviews
50 things you should never, ever, ever do, as demonstrated by the good people...and vampires...and werewolves...of Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
Forever and Always by Sadness-is-Beautiful reviews
You know how they say the eyes are the windows to your soul?” He nodded tensely.She cupped his face in her hands and stood on her toes to stare into shining topaz.“You have beautiful eyes, Edward.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 3,122 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Chatting With Charlie by sillybella reviews
Charlie feels protective of Bella, and he’s not thrilled with Edward at the end of New Moon. He also remembers being a teenager. It’s time for Charlie to have a chat with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
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Lights out reviews
A storm hits Forks and takes out the electricty in town while Bella is at Edward's house. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Bella - Complete
Talk about it reviews
Bella is tired of doing the same thing every night. After Breaking Dawn. R&R. Rated M because of language and some other stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,600 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Goodnight reviews
Dr. Reid has finally asked Prentiss out, but saying goodnight was not how he pictured it would be. Reid/Prentiss
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2011 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
Are you comfortable? reviews
Emmett asks Bella a question. How will Bella react? Extremely random. R&R. Now rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
I promise reviews
A sad one-shot, written for crying. "I was more than eager to see her. My love, my life. The reason for breathing." Please read it, it probably is better than it sounds. I wouldn't know, so why don't you read it and review! :D ALL HUMAN, btw.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete