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Joined 03-28-09, id: 1881846, Profile Updated: 08-05-09
Author has written 10 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.


I'm Emily.

I'm a girl.

12 years young. (ALMOST 13! CAN'T WAIT!)

I Loooooovveeeee my friends so much that I cant even explain!

In Bold all the things you are!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS alot so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A's so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I have a BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and koolaid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (I did when I was like 10)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Im a teenager soon, like in two months. But I'm already like that.)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket and have bad teeth
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. (I drink at my brothers party's, only a lil' bit. But i've tried to smoke once.)
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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They'll Never Know by sweetcrimefighter reviews
Bella has been abused and raped by Phill for 7 years. Events lead her to move to Forks. Will she push everyone away or let them in? Will she overcome the darkness within? Rated M for Rape. Please read and review, thanks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,293 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
When Time Stands Still by BurningSky reviews
Sequel to 100 Years Later Ever since Shayne left, no one has been the same, Bella and Edward are now married, Bella's coven is now staying at with the Cullens, Seth's become a recluse, but what will happen when Shayne returns with a someone in tow?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,846 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
100 Years Later by BurningSky reviews
Edward left Bella in the forest, with Pneumonia settling in, and nobody to save her except a small coven of two traveling Vampire, Bella becomes a Vampire herself. But what happens 100 Years later when she meets the Cullens ... Rated T just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,920 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
The Dark Whisper Continued by In Treatment for OCD reviews
Alice tries to save Bella from a dark world of promiscuity, but things go astray! Dominant Carlisle & Jasper! Multiple Lemons! Adopted/Continued w/Permission. AH/AU, Completely OOC. Graphic Slash, Unusual Kink, Anything Goes! Rated M for a Reason! D/s.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,745 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Alice, Bella
Revolution by the general girl reviews
He was sent to protect her, but Sakura couldn't help but think that her dark savior was just as dangerous as those who sought to pry the kingdom from her cold, dead hands. — SasuSaku, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,513 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Golden Eyed Lover by AlexisS reviews
Alice Brandon is considered a freak in her hometown of Forks, Washington. What happens when her abusive mother makes her see a therapist for her "visions?" That therapist just so happens to be Jasper Hale, a vampire who thirsts for her blood.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,457 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
IMing with twilight by luvwriting13 reviews
twilight goes digital!everybody gets a IM account. What will happen? read and find out. rated T just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009
Bedtime Stories by Justine Lark reviews
Renesmee is a unique child, and ordinary bedtime stories just won't do! A few years post-BD, Edward puts his own spin on classic fairytales to help his daughter fall asleep. A different Twilight-style fairytale each chapter. Vampie & Sparkle Award winner!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,448 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Jasper's Fish by CC heere reviews
Well, Jasper gets a fish. It soon gets better...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Jasper
The Missed Call Chronicles ROUND 2! by CullensRuleAll reviews
I'm back! and i've got a few missed calls to check.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 8/9/2008
1 In A Million by Clairemuah reviews
What if Victoria did get to Bella but only managed to bite her? You know what happens, right? Bella gets a coven. And she meets the Cullens again- in Forks. And they have a new member. Her one in a million chance to meet them. First Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,567 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Crazy Music and the Cullens by h2ocatluvr33 reviews
A series of one shots where the cullens do crazy stuff to different songs. WARNING: may cause uncontrolable laughter! BEWARE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,499 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009
Baby Bella Cullen in a basket by oreobabysunshine reviews
Bella was found on a beach in Washington by the Cullens. In her back pack there's a note that says.. 'I want to see her again in 12 years'. What can they uncover about Bella's past? When little Bella becomes a big girl Edward finds himself falling for her
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,732 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella
Screwing Up by NeuroticMuse413 reviews
A psychology experiment on dreams accidentally lands Edward in bed with his enemy’s best friend. Trapped between hate and desire, frustration and relief, he and Bella must now find a way to beg forgiveness for ever falling in love. AU, AH, rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,564 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cullen Confessions by Ra4chel-the 4 is silent reviews
A list of 100 Twilight Confessions!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Edward - Complete
Emmett's Boredom by Jalice1517 reviews
What Emmett does when he is bored. Um... this is dedicated to my friend. Warning: this is very stupid
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,223 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Emmett
Phone Calls by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
Little Bella Cullen by tammyxcullen reviews
Bella is found by the Cullens when she is 3 and is all alone after her family dies from a car crash. She grows up in a house full of vampires. Funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,766 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
SUMMER, ALL WAS GOLDEN IN THE SKY by discokiller reviews
alice,bella,renesmee and rosalie have been like sisters since they could remember. what happehns when theyre parents leave for summer vacation and a group of boys move in next door....? ALLHUMAN TRADITIONAL PAIRINGS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,476 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009
Helping One Another by Lady Hinata Uchiha reviews
The day Konoha lost Sasuke Uchiha, it also lost Hinata Hyuuga...A promise was made between the two that would change them for ever... Now, & years later they have return for one reason...Read and Find out! SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,183 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Silent by DanielleJasperCullen reviews
Hold me love me, tell me a secret. Bella Swan's silence has taken over her world and the death of her best friend keeps her trapped in the past.A brave Edward Cullen risks his secret to learn hers, only to learn one of the many secrets..... is love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,508 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
After Sunset by twilightlover10612 reviews
Set after new moon. Charlie is getting married.OHHH! his fiance moves into the Swan Residence with her 18 year old son. What happens when Bella's new step-brother wants to get a little more than brotherly? Can Edward keep his cool? Is Daniel dangerous?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,911 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Rainy Days by AnnaOtaku reviews
Edward broke Bella's heart, but she never stopped loving him. But when Jasper arrives with devastating news, everything changes. Now they must go on a life-threatening journey to find their loved-ones, answers to their doubts, and themselves. ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Smiling Through the Pain by taylorjeanjn reviews
“Rosalie? It’s Bella. Please. You have to help me.” I was whispering as low as I possibly could, and speaking quickly; a habit that I had when I was nervous. There was a brief pause on the other end of the line... Book 2 in Breaking Dawn from BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 60,072 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
The Secret Life of Bella Swan by Ra4chel-the 4 is silent reviews
Bella Swan just found out she's pregnant. But who's the baby's real father? And when Bella's boyfriend and his family move away who will help Bella through her pregnancy? The answer to both questions is right in front of her...or maybe right next door.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,113 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sail Away by AnnaOtaku reviews
In New Moon, Edward broke Bella's heart, but she never stopped loving him. When Jasper arrives at her window with devastating news, everything changes. Now they must go on a life-threatening journey to find their loved-ones, answers, and themselves. B/J
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Bella's Lullaby Lyrics by h2ocatluvr33 reviews
Lyrics to Bella's Lullaby. One shot. I was hit with inspiration when I first heard this. Please tell me what you think.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Bella - Complete
Second time lucky? by XCarlie.CullenX reviews
E/B were high school sweethearts when college splits them up. Life goes on until fate pushes them back together. Bella is a single mom and Edward's engaged will this stop true love? sucky summary please r&r E/B J/A EM/R AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Lunar Eclipse by Hylindril reviews
He left me so long ago. I' am nothing but a shadow of what once was Isabella Swan. Now, 67 years after Edward Cullen left Bella she roams the Earth with her pain and memories. Now a beautiful Vampire she will return to the place where it all began.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 124,765 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't You Just Want To Kill Him by edwardcullenisagod77 reviews
This is a one shot story about how much bella hates jacob. She has a list of all the bad things that she wants to do to him. This is a story for anti-Jacob fans and are on TEAM EDWARD! Very OOC. WARNING DON'T READ IF YOU LIKE JACOB!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
ketchup vamps by kennycullen101 reviews
you know you love the red stuff and vampires but this time its not blood it is ketchup with the occasional strawberry milkshake and also read this cas it is the best totally awusome
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Edward, Emily
annoying vamp by kennycullen101 reviews
this is so annoying you will love it
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009
MC High by edwardcullenisagod77 reviews
The Cullens and their old friends are taking over campus. With mixed feelings and love in the air what relashionships will blossom? Is it love at first sight? What secrets lurk? Normal pairings, romance, rated T, who knows what could happen! ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
What If by edwardcullenisagod77 reviews
What If Bella never met Edward? What If you never found your inner self? Read this to take the journey to self discovery, it's your FUTURE, not your PAST!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Haven't you learned to share? by Tristan Darkwood reviews
Bella is home in Forks with a newly broken leg. What happens when Alice takes helping her in the shower to helping in more fun ways? LEMON
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Alice, Bella
Proof by edwardcullensfuturewife reviews
ONESHOT. Edward cracked and slept with Bella. Then as in New Moon he ends up leaving after what happens at her eighteenth birthday party. A month after that Bella finds out she's pregnant. How will she deal?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bella - Complete
Twilight IM by ThatGirl1993 reviews
Funny bloop with all your favorite Twilight Characters instant messaging.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
Moonlight by Jasperlove reviews
I waited for the impact of the bullet to pierce my skin, but it never came. Suddenly i heard a thump. My angel, lay on the ground...blood pouring from her body. Humans aren't supposed to move that fast.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,122 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008
Bella's Questions by Ms.Naruto-Fan reviews
.From the Author of "Bella's Ipod". Bella has some questions she's just itching to ask the cullens and during the commercials seems like the perfect time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Disconnected by Lady-0-Twilight reviews
What happens when the Cullens and Jacob discover an empty chatroom? A lot of people are 'disconnected'. There are a lot of pranks, arguements and attacks! Read to see what mischief occurs in this chatroom!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Bella's Ipod by Ms.Naruto-Fan reviews
Edward sneaks into Bella's room while she's taking a shower and listens to her ipod. Little does he know the horror that lies behind the "Not Around Edward" playlist. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Doing This Alone by Marie Pattin reviews
Edward broke down all boundaries and slept with Bella. Her birthday party happens and he leaves. 2 months later Bella finds out she is pregnant. Will Edward ever find out? How does Bella deal with a baby? Much better then summary. I promise. *COMPLETE*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,003 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare: Twilight by Mon Petit Pierrot reviews
Question dare fic. Involves the characters to be very easily driven to insanity as YOU make your favorite do something that they wouldn't ordinarily do. Such as Edward. The only chance you will get. ANY AND ALL DARES ACCEPTED. Still silver candle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,921 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Therapy by Rock'n'Slash reviews
This was writen by one of my crazy friends. She really needs therapy. ALYSSA IS A WEIRDO! XD
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
Questions for Edward by Rock'n'Slash reviews
Once upon a time, the guys are out of the house and Alice and Bella get bored. So, they steal Edward's computer. They find a page that has fan questions on it. They have to comment. This is that page. If you like Bella's Ham Sandwich, you'll love this!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2008
The Cullens Meet the Angel of Death by Rock'n'Slash reviews
The title is explantory
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Someone Else’s Memoirs by a certain slant of light reviews
Their skin is sun-starved marble, streaked beneath the surface with pinstripes of raw red — carved by loss, honed by grief. But every vampire, new or old, heals eventually. ჯ JasperBella. post-eclipse AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,741 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Morgue by hellopants reviews
A funny no longer one-shot I came up with sitting in a hospital waiting room. Those crazy Cullen's are at it again! VAMPIRES! It's being continued thanks to bribes from My-Bella and E. C. Cullen. The new stuff is what happens when Edward gets home!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,696 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008
Interwined by sylamesio123 reviews
Girl is punk. Boy is popular. He loves her. They pretend they hate each other. Girl find's BF cheating on her with her BFF. Boy is dating girl's sister. Boy: Edward Cullen. Girl: Bella Swan. Throw it all together and you have got a big ugly mess of a year
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stand in the Rain by MkGrays reviews
A future Edward? A future Bella? 75 years later, new gadgets, new style. After Edward left, Bella was changed without him, or any of the Cullen’s knowing. What happens when they meet back up? All Vampires
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,178 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unforgivables by Pretty Hansome Akward reviews
Their lips were locked in a lovers embrace, unbroken with hands roaming. Her pain was evident and Jasper was soon at her side wondering what was wrong...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8441 - Favs: 7,654 - Follows: 1,793 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Unknowables by Pretty Hansome Akward reviews
I stopped and stood up looking her directly in her daring violet eyes. “What happened to you Bella?”...Send some reviews People...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,769 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008
The missed call Chronicles Edward's voicemail by CullensRuleAll reviews
this is edward's voicemail message...yeah. its creepy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
The Sims Obsession by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
Bella gets hooked on the Sims. Pretty self explanatory. All in Bella's POV. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Home Improvement Cullen Style by hellopants reviews
This is what My-Bella and myself think would happen if The beloved Cullen's had to go to a home improvement store. Oh for the love of a toilet! what will we do with our dear sweet Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Truth or Dare by katcastle reviews
This is a random fic where the Cullens play truth or dare! See what crazy things these vampires will do!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007
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The Beginning Needs An End reviews
This story shows all the life changes with the Cullens - Rosalie, Carlisle, Renee, Jasper and Edward. And the Swans - Esme, Charlie, Emmett, Alice and Bella. Rated M for future. Includes Swear words, Abuse, Cheating and maybe Sex. ALL HUMAN... For now.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,530 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Alice, Bella
Twilight Questions reviews
I/You ask the questions and they answer! But the answering takes a while, they like to talk.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
Family Arguments reviews
You know people say 'It's brotherly love.' or 'It's sisterly love.' well, brothers and sisters have arguments so... imagine thos problems with the Cullens. Mostly Jasper and Emmett since theirs is hilarious and random.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Jasper, Emmett
Changing Hearts reviews
Bella got changed by James during the fight. Edward couldnt help. It's written as Bella and maybe some other people will write once or twice. Many difficulty's and changes will happen. Someone's back... will Bella be safe?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,001 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Victoria
HP and The Subway
It's not what you think... it's more. ONE SHOT! xx-KoopoBrianJebus and edwardcullenisagod77 worked together! WOO!-xx
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Complete
Moonlight reviews
Alice wants a baby and Jaspers done a runner... to England! He's with people from his old background, but one of them wants to be his mate! What will happen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,167 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Jasper, Alice
25 Things That I Wish Happened In Twilight reviews
Read The Title.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dreaming of a Reality reviews
DURING NEW MOON. Bella gets turnt into a Vampire by George. George is keeping her away from his good old friend Emmett and his family. But Bella and George move to Denali which is where the Cullens are. What's gonna happen?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
The New Cullen reviews
Julianna's not a normal girl, she's been cursed by a banshee and needs help to stay away from her dad. Will the Cullen's help her? T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Alice, Aro