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Joined 03-28-09, id: 1881902, Profile Updated: 01-21-16
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Shadow Warrior, Jackie Chan Adventures, What We Do in the Shadows, Burn Notice, Elder Scroll series, Magicka, Worm, and Captain America.

'Allo, 'allo! Off-again, on-again writer-ninja here. Sometimes not here. Sometimes I'm behind you, watching you read my fics. Yes, I am behind you right now. Yes, you, Josh. Don't turn around...I'm already gone. Now I'm above you - oh, wait!...I was just 4u3king with you, Josh...I don't even know anyone named Josh. Turns out I was just...Joshing. ;)

More seriously, writer-ninja writes only when muse attacks - but one day, maybe I come back and finish all stories. Maybe.

smoke-bomb*!

...are you looking for the writer? He already left...he was saying something about 'false hope', and 'torturing his readers'...? Creeper. *shakes head* Read here at your own peril; I got stuck here with the ninja. *nod*

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Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 300,632 - Reviews: 4242 - Favs: 6,680 - Follows: 7,296 - Updated: 9/22 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
God's Eye by Todeswind reviews
Harry Dresden gets misplaced after the events of the Darkhallow. Suffice it to say tossed to the edge of the galaxy, he still manages to stir up trouble. After all, the universe exists to trouble Harry Dresden.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 139,251 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 1,617 - Updated: 9/21 - Published: 4/9/2012 - H. Dresden
Overlady by EarthScorpion reviews
"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 325,129 - Reviews: 1897 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 2,171 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Louise
And, The Giant Awoke by RemoWilliams reviews
What if Tyrion actually did fight The Mountain by himself?
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,206 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 1,922 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Tyrion L.
Harry Potter and the Alien Reality by Pwn Master Paladin reviews
In the graveyard, Voldemort banished Harry to a new universe. Stranded in a reality of technology, adventure, and snake-like aliens that are bent on galactic conquest, Harry will join with a new group to hopefully find a way home. A group called SG-1.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 146,773 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 2,282 - Follows: 2,832 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 11/6/2010 - J. O'Neill, Harry P.
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2368 - Favs: 4,950 - Follows: 5,744 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Win Some, Lose Some by obsidian dreamer reviews
Bits and pieces are sometime the best things in life. Non-related Naruto oneshots, anyone interested in writing them into full stories is welcome to do so. Naruto/Many Anko, Yugito etc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 593,622 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U.
The Stranger by A1A1A1 reviews
A stranger comes to Westeros.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,914 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 4/9/2014
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,570 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 2,091 - Follows: 1,842 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 2/8/2014
Pencils down Death rays up by Vaunt reviews
This is it. No one listened to Shepard, and the Reapers invade Earth. But since this is an old World of Darkness crossover, invading Earth is a pretty dumb move.
Crossover - World of Darkness & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,178 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 4/3/2014
Way of the Open Hand by Cyclone reviews
Reposted from Spacebattles. While at summer camp, Taylor got separated and learned to be a monk. Mainly 5th Edition, but I reserve the right to pull monk abilities from any edition I so choose.
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,515 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 7/19/2015 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker, Emma B.
Naruto: What If by Blade8821 reviews
Have you ever tried putting yourself in someone else's shoes? Well, what if you woke up and found yourself in the sandals of the resident emo, Sasuke Uchiha? What would YOU do? Look no further for action, romance, and sarcastic, sardonic, deadpan humor. Prepare to laugh till your cheeks burn! To all my readers, fans and haters, this series has been rewritten. WARNING: Contains MSG
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 219,275 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 12/15/2012 - [Sasuke U., Anko M.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
The Consequences of Polotics by Badass Bill reviews
Never watch Game of Thrones at 4:26 am
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/8/2015
A Child Avenged by PandasWearGlasses reviews
Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 2,994 - Follows: 1,438 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Harry P., Teddy L., Nick F. - Complete
The Blender by LordsFire reviews
This is my repository for miscellaneous story fragments that I thought were interesting, but not interesting enough, or perhaps worth enough effort, to turn into full stories in and of themselves.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,745 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Harry P.
The Chronicles of Ra'jirra: The Wasteland Affair by The Rev. Cardboard Box reviews
Arch-mage Ra'jirra defeated Mannimarco twelve years ago, and kept his guild and family safe through the Oblivion Crisis. Earnest Haines has fled the only home he knows in search of answers. These two men are on a collision course.
Crossover - Fallout & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 110,781 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/16/2015 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Complete
Magic, as opposed to Magic by The Rev. Cardboard Box reviews
Harry Potter was lost, but now is found. The Arch-Mage isn't happy. Harry isn't happy. And they're just the first two people who are going to find The Boy Who Lived's destiny one immense headache... Completed. It's my "Winnie the Pooh" to my A.A. Milne. (That's NOT a complementary comparison, by the way.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 100,511 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Complete
The Terran Jedi by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The sequel to Jedi Harris. Xander and his fellow Jedi battle on. The latest chapter is up at long last!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 487,914 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 10/30/2005
Ashikabi No Shinobi by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Unable to move onto the next life, Uzumaki Naruto travels the world. He comes back to Japan, the place where Konoha once stood, and soon finds himself sucked into a game of battling busty women. It all started when a girl fell on top of him. Literally.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 645,490 - Reviews: 5797 - Favs: 6,753 - Follows: 5,568 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter Sa'd albari of the Lamp by Little Angel's Perk reviews
What happens when Voldie decides to NOT duel Harry Potter in the grave yard, but instead invokes archaic magics that turn him into something that would bow to his every wish and command... A Genie... Harry Potter/Aladdin Crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 110,987 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 2/21/2015 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Harry P.
The Ghost of the North by Deus Swiftblade reviews
In the North, there is a man to all who follow the old gods pay heed to. No one knows how long he has lived or from where he came. But he has always been there, even after the Iron Throne was forged. He is the Ghost of the North and by his silent hand, the future of Westeros is changed.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,379 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Complete
Wizard Runemaster by plums reviews
A Weapon. A Hero. But now… a loose end. Harry Potter resolves to destroy the enemies who betrayed him on his terms, only to find all his plans torn asunder when he's summoned to a new world plagued with the same enemies as his own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 283,005 - Reviews: 2194 - Favs: 5,167 - Follows: 5,082 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013 - [Harry P., Draenei, Night Elf, Onyxia]
Walking in the shadows by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,938 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Xander H.
A Thin Veneer by AlbertG reviews
Captain James T. Kirk Chancellor Gorkon rescues a group of Human refugees from the far side of the galaxy. That simple act of kindness will be the spark a war that ranges across the galaxy and reveal the thinness of the veil that separates civilization fr
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 82 - Words: 442,847 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 7/3/2004
Flip Flop and Fly by The Red Dragons Order reviews
What if Uchiha Itachi didn’t grow up as an Uchiha? What if he didn’t grow up as a shinobi at all? What if Konoha and the Uchiha Clan wanted him back? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,382 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Itachi U.
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2663 - Favs: 4,997 - Follows: 5,006 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Against the Odds by PolarPanther reviews
Who would have thought that Harry Potter had living relatives other than the Durselys? Living relatives he could actually get along with, and were just as odd as he was!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,474 - Reviews: 1819 - Favs: 4,486 - Follows: 5,255 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Of Wands and Kunai by Womgi reviews
A 7 year old Harry stumbles on a box of old Naruto manga. Inspired, he reaches deep within, using chakra to quickly become a phenomenal ninja. And thus begins a curious tale. Read and see how it ends! Read 1st chapter A/N...story is officially abandoned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 154,743 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 2,560 - Follows: 2,398 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P.
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 8628 - Favs: 15,824 - Follows: 10,818 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fairy Tail by Araceil reviews
When Dudley throws a book at his cousin's head, no one could have known the revolution it would spark in the years to come. "I want to start my own Guild! My own family!". No pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,693 - Reviews: 1986 - Favs: 3,873 - Follows: 4,055 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L.
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 8487 - Favs: 6,035 - Follows: 3,740 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
Sakura by Darkpetal16 reviews
Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 258,946 - Reviews: 3417 - Favs: 3,764 - Follows: 1,703 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Angrish of Zero by Charles Bhepin reviews
Louise has summoned a Red Giant. He is Angron, the Angry One, FRIEND TO ALL CHILDREN! Another Lovehammer crossover.
Crossover - Warhammer & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013
The NCIS Jedi by The Dark Scribbler reviews
A crime scene. An NCIS team. Oh, and a Jedi. Now complete!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & NCIS - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,240 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013
Shirou Emiya: Erogame Protagonist by gabriel blessing reviews
Yeah, you read that right. Yeah, you wish you had thought of it first. Yeah, this is a pretty unhelpful summary.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 93,099 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012
A Spark of Genius by michaelsuave reviews
Xander Harris was never called a genius, but after a different choice of Halloween costumes he is hit with a 'spark' of mad genius, the abilities that go with it, and flung into a far different world. Come and enjoy the madness. GirlGenius vers costume.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 532,972 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 2,045 - Follows: 1,791 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Xander H.
Forward by Peptuck reviews
Following the Miranda broadwave, there's only one direction for Malcolm Reynolds and his crew to go. Part Nine: Wrath: Cornered on Persephone, River faces both the dark products of the Academy, and her own inner demons. Post-BDM, Series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 508,921 - Reviews: 1710 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 2/27/2008 - River
From His Excerpts by Phoenyxx reviews
Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,962 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 1,750 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H.
A Curse of Truth by butalearner reviews
An avid fanfiction reader falls into the Harry Potter Universe just before the Triwizard Tournament, and has to come to terms with what he's lost, take advantage of what he's gained, and figure out how to deal with the truths he's hiding. Complete! Detailed rune magic, witty banter...not your usual SI, so give it a shot! See my author page for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,847 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Daphne G. - Complete
Letters by Morning Lilies reviews
In the final months of the war, Harry entrusted Ron with a bundle of parchments marked 'just in case'. More than seventeen years later, Teddy accidentally unroots a bit of the past. But once he starts reading, he can't stop.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,445 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,262,281 - Reviews: 5585 - Favs: 4,652 - Follows: 2,762 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Consequences Of Not Being Polite by The Sidhe reviews
The Colonials finally encounter their long lost relatives. However, they find out that their cousins are not quite what they had expected. Now AU due to progression in the recent season.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 47 - Words: 266,212 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Complete
Shinigan by alethiophile reviews
Naruto has an unpleasant encounter, and gains an equally unpleasant power. But how much of his power is gifted, and how much is his own?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 179,961 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 1,184 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Konoha: At His Fingertips by MegaB reviews
Bereft of dreams, adrift in the World, what's a guy to do when his life comes crashing down? Seize it in his hands of course! Big pieces begin to move and Naruto makes his decision; this is his World, Dattebayo!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,331 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4267 - Favs: 12,760 - Follows: 11,846 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Debt of a Sword by gabriel blessing reviews
A story of love and loss, friendship and romance, and a sword. Sometimes happy endings just take a little time to happen.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,791 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 716 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Shirō E., No. 01/Miya A. - Complete
Millennium by Black Dragon6 reviews
Guardian spinoff and Sailor Moon crossover. My first full dive into the worn path of SM Ranma crosses! Let's see how many characters I can totally corrupt...
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 411,958 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/22/2005
Uchiha Obito, Ghost! by Namikaze Artemis reviews
When Obito died, he expected to go to some afterlife of some sort. What he did not expect was to become a ghost and get roped into helping along his sensei's son, Uzumaki Naruto. [now non-canon]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 232,703 - Reviews: 2688 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U. - Complete
A Warrior's Revelation by tetisheri reviews
Yamcha travels back to the desert to be reminded of his childhood, a time when he was completely and utterly free.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,016 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Yamcha - Complete
The World Order by Dirty Reid reviews
Fudge's denial of Voldemort's return gave rise to a period of paranoia and fear. Dumbledore choosing to involve part of a collective almost as old as time itself did little to soothe the matter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,765 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Guardian by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma leaves Nerima and joins a special police force. Special in that it's made up of psychos, fools, and nymphomaniacs all charged with protecting Tokyo from the supernatural and terrorist forces that plague its streets.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 455,231 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/14/2002
Connecting the Dots by Afalstein reviews
"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 329,584 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Uzumaki Harry by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Uzumaki Harry is the adopted brother of Naruto and Sasuke, under the guardianship of Jiraiya. Anko is his sensei. He edits 'Icha Icha'. Can you picture how messed up this is going to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 173,750 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 2,106 - Follows: 2,133 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Myrtle
Somehow I'm the Mother of the Year by Katty008 reviews
Talia decides to pick sides once and for all and marries Bruce. She was not expecting this to involve eight children, two dogs, and cats. Lots and lots of cats.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 220 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Crisis of Infinite Batmans by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
In Which The Bad Guys Are So Screwed. There is a dimensional crisis brewing and only Batman can stop it. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And... you get the idea. CRACK!
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 89 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Bruce W./Batman
Commander Potter of the Starship Ascension by C.W. Smith reviews
The Next Great Adventure is closer then you think
Crossover - Harry Potter & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,689 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P.
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 2,254 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 4,583 - Follows: 2,622 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
The Two Of Us by QuoteMyFoot reviews
A collection of oneshots in the 20 Truths format. Creative licence will be used to the full. 15: Jiraiya never had children. But then again, he did have Minato, and that was enough.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,181 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jiraiya, Minato N.
Finding Parental Care by Melethril reviews
AU canon until preHBP ; sixth year: Sequel to "Loss of Parental Care"; Harry knows: "Sometimes life is good." Anyway, though not seeking trouble, trouble has a way finding him. DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 173,368 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Know Thy Partner by Memnorak reviews
Beckett may not know her shadow quite as well as she thought.
Crossover - Firefly & Castle - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kate B. - Complete
The Memoir of ArchMage Ra'Jirra by The Rev. Cardboard Box reviews
Ra'Jirra the khajiit, Arch-Mage of the Mage's Guild. How did he make it? What happened in the battle against the King of Worms? Why were we lumbered with this — this — FARMBOY?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,796 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Complete
Measure of a Droid by RK-Striker-JK-5 reviews
What makes someone alive? The New Republic finds out when one of their numerous droids tries to defect to the Federation! Part of 'Where No Jedi Has Gone Before'. NOTE: On hiatus until 2012.
Crossover - Star Wars & StarTrek: Other - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,430 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Han S.
People With Long Names Are Cooler by Namikaze Artemis reviews
What this is, you ask? What do you think? The typical, plot-less, horrible, Gintama story of course. One where the Yoruzuya Trio find out they're in a fanfiction. What? You want to read it? Your loss.
Gintama - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Gintoki S., Shinpachi S., Kagura - Complete
Into the Future by ichilover3 reviews
As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 2,970 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Archmage by Dirty Reid reviews
A simple but controversial question drives Harry to take the war into his own hands, choosing a path that will rock both the magic and Muggle world in a way no one saw coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,590 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 2,528 - Follows: 2,196 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Foreign Exchange Program by G-POW reviews
To strengthen its ties with the West, Konoha has a special program in which one ninja from each side is selected to spend one month over in another country. Kakashi is chosen to represent Konoha, but who is this strange ninja with a mask and a lab coat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,658 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Kakashi H.
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5152 - Favs: 9,329 - Follows: 4,722 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Leaves of Konoha by Afalstein reviews
Snippets from the lives of different Leaves in the Forest of Konoha. NEW: The preparations for War begin. Spoilers for Naruto 515
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,511 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009
Dr Strangelove by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shinji I. - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2451 - Favs: 5,527 - Follows: 1,977 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
High Five by Invisible Stagehand reviews
Doctor McNinja returned to consciousness vividly aware of three things: he was hurt, he was in a strange place, and he wasn't wearing any pants. Based on The Adventures of Dr. McNinja webcomic.
Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,542 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Complete
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
Back in Black by Rorschach's Blot reviews
An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P.
Jedi Granger by Chris Hill reviews
An incident in Diagon Alley starts a chain of events which lead to Hermione learning about her parents past. What will happen to the Wizarding World because of this?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,387 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Hermione G.
Mr Black Omake Collection by Chris Hill reviews
This is a collection of various omakes featuring characters from the universe of Rorschach's Blot's Make A Wish Series. Release schedule is about one a week.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 78 - Words: 90,887 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 12/13/2006
Vicodin no Jutsu by Omega19x reviews
Special jonin House takes on the case of a critically injured ANBU. But unraveling the shinobi's secrets may prove to be more dangerous than any of his team bargained for. - Naruto/House M.D. Crossover. COMPLETE
Crossover - Naruto & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,442 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y., G. House - Complete
On Four Legs by gabriel blessing reviews
At Camp Wannaweep, their was more horrors than bugs, poison ivy, Gill, or even monkeys. There one who travels on four legs. There was Yee Naaldlooshi. There was the Skinwalker. And now it's awake. And man is it pissed off.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,631 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Ron S. - Complete
Kakashi's Lament by Chris Hill reviews
Kakashi will regret having the most unpredictable person in Konoha on his team. Poor him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,008 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Cupboard Follow Up by Janus Tenshin reviews
A follow up to Rorschach Blot's Omake in Chapter 100 of "Odd Ideas." Rated for Lang & theme. No Pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 3,007 - Follows: 888 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 320 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Power by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: My response to the 'Banishment' storyline.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 134 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Hinata H., Tsunade S. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6123 - Favs: 10,383 - Follows: 3,935 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Doctor What? by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
After watching Doctor Who, Harry decides that a time machine is the best way to defeat Voldemort. AU, sixth year. Complete. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Knock, Knock by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
Jehovah's Witnesses are spreading the word of God all over Gotham. What happens when they knock on all the wrong doors? Warning: will probably offend serious theists, as it has in the past.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,317 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
President for a Day by Darke Angelus reviews
When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 2,104 - Follows: 318 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Vegeta, Bulma
Death of the Discworld by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Mr Black fills in while Death is on vacation. Harry Potter/Discworld crossover. Mr Black borrowed from Rorschach's Blot with permission. Oneshot with omakes coming.
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Harry P.
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2792 - Favs: 5,055 - Follows: 1,960 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 361 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10172 - Favs: 14,733 - Follows: 4,420 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Jedi Harris by The Dark Scribbler reviews
Xander goes for a rather different costume at Halloween. May the force be with him? Chapter 28 is here.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 239,128 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 5/17/2004
Craggy Island: VampireFree Zone by The Dark Scribbler reviews
Dougal finds out that vampires exist and why Jack is so violent. A mad one-off crossover caused by boredom.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2005
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Memory of a Nazi Vampire
As Deacon reclined 'sexily' on his seat whilst being interviewed by the documentary crew, he found himself caught by nostalgia...
Crossover - What We Do in the Shadows & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21 - Steve R./Capt. America
Magic Must Defeat 'Magic' reviews
Crackfic! Adoptable-fic. A world with horrific elemental monsters who are beyond scientific understanding...versus a man with a blowfish. Please feel free to rewrite this - I just had to get the idea out of my head!
Crossover - Jackie Chan Adventures & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/14/2015 - Uncle C. - Complete
Shadow Warrior 2: Bang-a-Wang reviews
The darkness of the shadow realm is gone, but the scars of its invasion linger like fog during a cold morning. Luckily, there's a guy named Wang who could give two shits and has a flamethrower.
Shadow Warrior - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Lo W.
By the Power of Sausages! reviews
When dressing as an hero of an alternate dimension, and unintentionally being cast as that hero...it's an unlucky Xander Harris whose heavy hand held the sausage.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Magicka - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Xander H.
Harry Potter and the Dragontongue reviews
Harry's been thinking about wandless magic, and dragons should know better...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Harry P.
The Entrance of Jashin, aka Mr Black reviews
Hidan's come up with a new Jutsu, and far away in another dimension, a certain anthropomorphic personification is going to be disturbed from his much-deserved rest. Rated M for Hidan's language, noslash, w/thanks to calysto-antonsen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,841 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Harry P., Hidan
Weary, Worn, But Still Sharp reviews
Madeline Westen is a typical Floridian - except for the fact that her son is a spy...right? Rated T for slight language - may be M in later chapters
Crossover - Naruto & Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,566 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Madeline W.
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