Author has written 9 stories for Bones.
Hi everyone! As you can tell I'm totally obsessed with the T.V. show 'Bones'.
I always get comments on my writing, and since I've pretty much read everything on here I thought I'd start writing something!
I am a big fan of B&B and Hodgela. I can't wait to see how the writers worked things all out. I'm still wading in the water with this whole crossover AND Brennan's decision, but I'm sure the writers did well. I won't say too much here because I don't want to spoil it for people, but you can PM me if you'd like! :)
You know you live in 2009 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
My favorite shows are Bones, House, The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, and Grey's Anatomy
Food-Tacos and potatoes (Not together... ;o)
Songs-Too many to type!
Things to do in free time-Write, listen to music, and read
I'm working on a couple chapter stories that I probably won't post until I finish or else I may never finish them. Anyway, I have like 30 ideas written down that I'll try to write and post. I'll try to update soon!!
Thanks for visiting!
You're still smiling stupidly ;)
Have You Smiled Today?
If you don’t have time, get some! (I hear Home Depots cheap…)
Just some things I gathered from the Internet. I laughed so hard while I was reading these, and thought I should spread it along. It’s well worth the time. Laughing increases your life-span, you know. (It’s true, look it up…)
Just to get one thing out of the way before starting: Yeah...I am really random and easily distracted.
If you want those kids to fall off a cliff and stop trying to steal the Lucky Charms, say I
If you think the kids should just give the rabbit the stinkin’ Trix already, say I
If you have ever choked on your own spit, say I
If you don't get what the simplest things mean, say I
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, say I
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, say I
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people, PLEASE say I
If you actually said I out loud, say I (Tee hee J)
Just to let you know your not alone…
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation
If you ever read past two in the morning
If you love rain
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal
If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get
If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand
If you argue with yourself and LOSE
If you talk to yourself
If you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
If you have ever watched your dog try to eat a fly and then laugh when it gets eaten
If you have done any of these, you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random and anything similar!
Did you know that the ABC’s, Baa Baa Black Sheep, and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune?
My definition of Crazy…
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays.
Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the Tooth Fairy puts all the teeth?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent).
So if you're crazy, know that I’m with you…
Sayings by/for moms:
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.
Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.
And the awards go to…
1.To people who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the is yours?
2. To people who are willing to get off their a to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3.When people say "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Duh! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "It's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the would you keep looking after you've found it?
5. When people say while watching a film, "Did you see that?" No, I paid 12 to come to the theater and stare at the stinkin’ floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'New and Improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??
Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator
1)CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Frank, how's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how??...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
"When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car”
“Never frown because you never know who's falling in love with your smile”
“Some people dance in the rain, others just get wet”
“Who do you turn to when the only person who can stop your tears is the one who made you cry?”
When I was in school they told me to write down what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down happy. They told me I didn't understand the assignment. I told them they didn't understand life.
Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain
Cherish the memories, ignore the pain
Love and learn, forget and forgive
Remember, you only have one life to live
Cinderella is living proof that shoes really can change your life
Hope never abandons you, you abandon it
Not all who wander are lost
It's better to be hated for who you are, rather than loved for who you're not
The purpose of life is a life of purpose
The brave may not live forever, but the cautious never live at all
Wait for the guy...
who calls you back when you hang up on him
calls you beautiful instead of sexy
reminds you how much he loves you
holds you tight in your arms when everything is wrong
and when you run up to him crying says, “Who's butt am I kicking now?”
Forget the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future
Don't be afraid to change. You may lose something good, but you may gain something better
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a pretty monkey.
Smile at those who hate you
Laugh with those that laugh at you
Hug those that need a friend
Believe non of what you hear, half of what you see, and all of what you feel
It's funny how the people that hurt you the most are the ones who said they never would
You know you're in love when you follow them up to the pencil sharpener. Then realize your pencil is mechanical
False friends are like shadows. Keeping us close while we walk in the sun, but leaving us when we go into the shade
The more people I meet the more I like my dog
Just some sappy stuff before leaving
If I don’t call you
Its because I’m waiting for you to call me
When I walk away from you mad
When I stare at your mouth
When I push you or hit you
Grab me and don’t let go
When I start cursing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me
When I’m quiet
Ask me what’s wrong
When I ignore you
Give me your attention
When I pull away
Pull me back
When you see me at my worst
Tell me I’m beautiful
When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be alright
When you see me walking
Sneak up and hug my waist from behind
When I’m scared
When I lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me
When I grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers
When I tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh
When I don’t answer for a long time
Reassure me that everything is okay
When I look at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When I say that I like you
I really do, more than you could understand
When I bump into you
bump into me back and make me laugh
When I tell you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When I look at you in your eyes
don’t look away until I do
When I miss you
I’m hurting inside
When you break my heart
the pain never really goes away
When I say its over
I still want you to be mine
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you think I'm pretty
Girl: Which would you chose me or your life?
Boy: My life
Girl: If I left you forever would you cry?
Girl: I’ve heard enough
Girl starts to cry and turns to run, but Boy catches her and says…
I don't like you, I love you. You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I would choose my life because you ARE my life, and I wouldn't cry if you left because I would die if you left.
If you took the time to read, good for you! You’re going to be happy today!
And one last thing… 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Post this on your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off!