Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Big Time Rush, Victorious, and Tinkerbell.
QUICK NOTE- Lost Friends Hidden Memories and Fairy Petals will be put on hiatus due to the damage done to my flashdrive. Most of my incoming chapters were done but I had an unfortunate accident of the poor thing breaking in half. Until I get it repaired, hopefully being able to save my files, I'll put up new chapters.
Chello there! I'm Kaida Kei. If you want to know Kaida stands for Little Dragon and Kei stands for strong! I love writing stories especially fanfiction but I'm not as good as others on here. So if you want to give me tips, feel free. I L-O-V-E Yaoi, especially Sasunaru. Anyone who gets in the way of their love will die, this means YOU SAKURA! I have another side whose name is Ted. Ted is a boy. He's cruel! (Well, at least to me!) It's time for Intros!
Name- Vicki but you can call me Kaida. If you call me Vicki, it's Vicki with and "I" not "Y"
Age- That’s for me to know and you to NEVER find out!
Weight- Haha… Well… runs away clutching stomach I’M NOT FAT!!
Height- Short, end of topic.
Eye Color- Black
Hair Color- Black
Prefers- Boys Please!!
Personality- I can be shy but if you really get to know me, I can, also, be really crazy and weird. I talk a lot so I make a lot of friends. You can often find me with a book in my hand or staring off into space. I love Yaoi and, no, I am not gay! I can be a pervert when it comes to Yaoi! With my addiction to books, my glasses that I never take off, my intelligence, my automatic corrections, and my politeness, I can be classified as a nerd. I don’t consider myself a nerd but, hey, that’s my opinion! I like to stand out sometimes and not be normal. What’s really weird is that with all the books I love, I can’t seem to enjoy Twilight. Everyone looks at me crazy when I say it but its true! I’d rather read Vampire Diaries instead! I’m a nice girl, I mean like I’m really soft. You can break something precious to me, accidental or on purpose, and all I’ll do is smile and say “It’s Okay.” But my friends all call me a ticking time bomb. Trust me, I can put up with a lot but when that last nerve just snaps, you better watch out!
Now for my other personality-
How he came to be-
(This is Kaida Speaking) I was wondering about random stuff and this popped into my head. If I was a boy… and I had a 3 letter name… what would it be? So I went to BNS, Boy’s Name Services and asked for a random 3 letter name. They gave me the name Ted. Then they asked if I wanted to get the bonus for 5 more dollars and I said sure, whatever. So they gave me something to drink, which I happily took, waited until I finished it, told me that was all and sent me home. At home, still fuming that I spent my 5 dollars on a stupid drink, I felt something pound in my brain. It felt like my brain was trying to expand and make room for something else. For a few minutes, I was unconscious, When I woke up I was thinking ‘Whoa, what was that?! Then I heard a voice in my head that said ‘It was Ted.’ So… apparently, the BNS bonus was a second personality. But when Ted comes out, my body is supposed to change into a boy but BSN fed and I don’t have money to sue them. They forgot an ingredient in that drink they gave me so when Ted comes out I still have my body, boobs and all. That saddens Ted and makes him irritated when my friends ask “Why do you have boobs?” Ted, for some reason also speaks in 3rd person and is gay.
Now Ted will describe himself-
Age- Ted is a year older than Kaida so you’ll never know
Weight-Ted is supposed to be a lot skinnier than Kaida but if you've read the background, then you know how we’re the same weight.
Height- Same situation as the weight
Eye Color- Light Blue
Gender- Ted’s a boy
Prefers- Guys (Ted and Kaida are one so since Kaida likes Guys so does Ted)
Likes- Death Note, L from Death Note, being lazy, Naruto, Yaoi, Kicking People’s Ass, Chocolate, Fries, Death, The Internet
Dislikes- Pricks and Bastards (Sasuke), Annoying People (Sakura), Light from Death Note, People always asking why I have boobs!! (This means you Rebeca!!), Writing, Kaida’s Periods, the flute, doing work, running, and being organized.
Likes- Naruto, Yaoi, Death Note, Ted (he’s nice… sometimes!), Reading, Politeness, Foxes, The Internet, Fanfiction, Japan (even though I've never been there),Manga, The Library, T.V, My family, Friends, Enemies, Food, Chocolate, Fries, Drawing, Writing, Puzzle Games, Horror Movies, Sleeping, and ORANGE SODA!
Dislikes- Sakura, Naruto as seme, Sasuke as uke, Yuri, Rudeness, Spiders, Meanies, Disrespect, Traffic, Death, Bleach, Twilight (Yes it seems weird but I can't even get through the book. I don't know about the movie cause I've never seen it. But I don't think I want to.), Twitter, My Period, Normal People, Abnormally Weird People and Lots of other things
Naruto- Sasunaru, Nejinaru, Gaanaru, Itanaru, Any hot guy and Naruto, Kakairu (only when Sasunaru is the main).
X-Men- Kurtty (Kurt and Kitty)
Fairy Tail- Lucy and Loki, Lucy and Natsu, Lucy and Gray
D.N. Angel- Daisuke and Hiwatari, Daisuke and Riku
Digimon Adventures, Tamers, and Frontier- Takuya and Zoe, Takato and Jeri, Taichi and Yamato
Pokemon- Ash and Misty
Vampire Knight- Kaname and Yuki
Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler)- Ciel and Sebastian
Shugo Chara- Tadase and Amu, Ikuto and Tadase
Rosario Vampire- Kurumu and Tsukune, Vampire!Moka and Tsukune
Kamichama Karin- Karin and Kazune
Monkey High- Haruna and Macharu
Big Time Rush- Kendall and Logan, James and Logan, Carlos and Logan.
Criminal Minds- Hotch and Reid, Morgan and Reid.
Hated Couples- Narusaku, Sasusaku, Anyonesakura, Nejihina, ShikaChoji, Kurt and Storm, Natsu and Erza, Kendall and James
Fav. Manga- Naruto, Fairy Tail, Saiyuki, Shugo Chara, King of Thorns, High School Debut, Rosario Vampire, D.N Angel, Kamichama Karin, Kamichama Karin Chu, Monkey High, O-Part Hunters, Scott Pilgrim, Princess Ai, xxxHolicxxx, Tsubasa, Kitchen Princess, Chocolat, Yugi-Oh, Black Cat, Fruits Basket, One Piece, Vampire Knight, Eyeshield 21, Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler) And a whoooole lot more!
Fave Anime- Naruto, Death Note, Saiyuki, Nanaka 6/17, Yugi- Oh (NOT G.X OR 5D’S) Princess Tutu, Papa To Kiss In The Dark, One Piece, Death Note, Kirepapa, Okane Ga Nai and lots more that I can't think of!
Naruto- Naruto, Gaara, and Neji
Pokemon- Ash, Misty, Brock
Saiyuki- Goku and Lirin
Shugo Chara- Prince Tadase
High School Debut- Sho
Fruits Basket- Yuki!! And Ayame!!
D.N Angel- Daisuke and Hiwatari
Kamichama Karin- Kazune, Michiru (Micchi)
Monkey High- Macharu
O- Parts Hunter- Jio, Cross
Tsubasa- Syaoran, Kurogane, Fai
Fairy Tail- Lucy, Loki, Natsu, Gray, Happy
Kitchen Princess- Sora
Yugi-oh- Regular Yugi (Not Yami Yugi!!)
Black Cat- Creed
Digimon- Taichi, Takuya, Takato
One Piece- Luffy
Vampire Diaries- Stephen
Artemis Fowl- Artemis, Butler
X-Men Evolution- Kurt!!
Family Guy- Peter, Stewie
Death Note- L!!
Bleach- I tried it out once and saw three characters I really like which are Hitsugaya Toushirou, Kuchiki Byakuya and Nel.
Big Time Rush- Logan
Criminal Minds- Reid
SasuNaru or SasuSaku?
Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke
Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke
Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura
Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE
When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.
Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke
Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.
Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II
Sasuke VS Vy- A mysterious girl appears in front of Sasuke and surprisingly knocks some sense into him. Couple- Sasunaru (kinda)
Lost Friend, Hidden Memories- 7 years after Naruto dies, two mysterious people arrive at Konoha and send things whirling into confusion. But... who could they be? Sasunaru!!
Fairy Petals- Sakura was born from a young girl's laugh. As she makes her home in Fire Land, what kind of surprises will she meet?
Can I Take Your Order?- Naruto just wants to get through a long day of working at McDonald's but his co-worker, Sasuke, has other ideas. Sasunaru, hints of Itanaru.
Hide and Seek- For Gustavo to get the dogs to the studio for some recording time, he must participate in a massive game of Palmwoods Hide And Seek. Can Gustavo find everyone before the day is over?
Don't Do That- The first time he heard those words come out of Beck’s mouth was when they were trapped in Yerba. Since then, it had become his catchphrase for Robbie.
How May I Help You?- If Naruto thought he could escape his workdays at McDonald's with just Sasuke's pestering, he's got another thing coming. They've got a new manager and he's seemed to have an interest in Naruto. More Mickey D's Adventures!
The Guard- Naruto is the leader of a small gang but that doesn’t stop him from getting beaten up from time to time. Iruka’s had enough of all this and decides to hire a personal bodyguard, Itachi Uchiha. Can Itachi keep the blond out of trouble or will his growing affections get in the way? Oneshot.
Itch- Naruto has an itch that he can't seem to reach and it's driving him crazy! Oh look, there's Itachi sitting right there. And Itachi has long fingernails. How convenient! ItaNaru. Oneshot.
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