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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

Name: ... (you wouldn't be able to pronounce it. trust me)

Age: _

Colors: Silver, black, green

Animals: Wolves, Owls, Hawks, Ravens, Panthers, Foxes (mostly dark, predator animals)

Animals2: Werewolves, Dragons, Griffins, three headed dogs (go Cerberus and Fluffy!)

Best Sport: Soccer or Basketball

Worst Sport: Cheerleading (if you even consider that a sport)

Hobbies: Listening to music, reading, writing, soccer, watching musicals, acting, drawing, emailing

Music: I love Alternative, Alternative/Rock and Rock. Paramore is definitely my favorite band in the world! I also really like Lifehouse, Muse and The All American Rejects. Other than those specifics, I love so many other bands, (but maybe not as much) that it would kinda be too much to put on here.


Anything New: I'm kinda thinking of writing a few Harry Potter fanfics...and I have a few Immortals ideas...


6/17/10: Yay! I'm on summer vacation! Even with this break though, I'm still pretty busy. But I can actually write this summer because I got a new laptop that has Pages and Word on it! Hope anyone who's bothered to read this is having a fun vacation!


Books:

Anything fantasy. I also love science fiction, realistic fiction, historical fiction- basically anything fiction. Although, I do like history books kinda. I'm really interested in the past. My all-time favorites though are: Harry Potter Series by JK Rowling, Artemis Fowl Series by Eoin Colfer, Song of the Lioness, Immortals, Protector of the Small Quartets by Tamora Pierce, The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel Series by Micheal Scott (I actually got to meet him and he signed The Magician for me!) and all the Ender and Shadow Series books by Orson Scott Card. Of course, there are a bunch more, but I don't really want to write them down...


Movies

Anything By Miyazaki

RENT (both the filmed last performance, and the movie directed by chris colombus)

Secret (directed by Jay Chou. Amazing movie!! I actually understood some of it without reading the subs...yay chinese class!)

Avatar

Star Wars 4-6, 1-3

and more that I don't want to list...


Fave Songs:

At the moment:

Uprising --Muse

Five Reasons I Hate Bella Swan

1. Totally a Mary Sue, no offense intended to Stephenie Meyer, but the name "Beautiful Swan" it just gets to me.

2. She gets a happy ending while cough leah seth embry cough others don't.

3. She is really stupid/suicidal! I mean cliff jumping, riding motorcycles, just to see your boyfriend who dumped you? oh, and also still hanging around with said boyfriend when he makes it absolutely clear he wants to kill you. Oh, and when he's about to die, you save him, even though he LEFT you, ALONE in the FOREST and you became CATATONIC. just saying.

4. She's too...controlling of Jacob. If she had never started to flirt with him, and gotten the vampire secret out of him some other way, he would've been saved a lot of heartbreak!

5. She's helpless, clumsy, etc. so damsel in distress.

Five Reasons I Hate Edward Cullen (yeah, sorry to those people who love him, i just don't like him)

1. He's too PERFECT! With all the vampire powers, and his mind reading power, and his humor, and his piano playing and the fact that even though he wants bella's blood so much he won't kill her.

2. He gets a happy ending too.

3. Too overprotective of Bella, it's not like Jake's gonna hurt her or anything...although he did kinda when she punched him...but that's not the point.

4. He. Left. Her. Then nearly got her killed when she went to go rescue him.

5. He's jealous of a baby, and of her best friend who could never love bella as much as he does cuz he loves renesmee.


Twilight Characters Songs

Bella Swan/Cullen: Bella's Lullaby --Carter Burwell

Edward Cullen: Clair De Lune --Debussy

Renesmee Cullen: River Flows In You --Yiruma

Alice Cullen: Fabulous --HSM 2 (My friend, VampireGirl1313 thought of this. I take no credit!)

Jasper Hale/Cullen: Lost --Coldplay (VampireGirl1313)

Rosalie Hale/Cullen: Glamorous --Fergie (VampireGirl1313)

Emmett Cullen: Swing, Swing --The All American Rejects

Carlisle Cullen: How To Save A Life --The Fray

Esme Cullen: Kiss The Rain --Yiruma

Jacob Black: What Hurts The Most --Rascal Flatts

Leah Clearwater: Welcome To My Life --Simple Plan or My Happy Ending --Avril Lavigne

Seth Clearwater: Life Is a Highway --Rascal Flatts

Thank you to VampireGirl1313 who gave me a bunch of song ideas.

Rest of the Characters, Haven't thought of, so if you have any ideas, Please PM me!

PJO Character Songs

Percy Jackson: Go the Distance --i think it was in Hercules or something...

Annabeth Chase: Brighter --Pararmore

Luke Castellan: Perfect --Simple Plan

Thalia Grace: American Idiot --Green Day

Nico diAngelo: Boulevard of Broken Dreams --Green Day

Grover: (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction --The Rolling Stones

Athena: Ignorance --Paramore

Artemis: Fences --Paramore

Apollo: My Paper Heart --The All American Rejects

Any Ideas, please PM me!


Favorite Quotes:

My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.

It's just me. Simple as that.

Sometimes I am afraid. And that's perfectly okay.

Love me, or hate me. I promise it won't make me or break me.

Dogs: Man's Best Friend.
Wolves: Girl's Best Friend.

When Life gives you lemons, give them back and ask for something more useful.

When Life gives you lemons, throw them at the people you hate!

If you can't stand the heat, you're not meant to be a werewolf.

I'm bored.

Me: Hey, Amanda! Amanda: How did you know it was me? Me: (points at book) duh.

Me: ugh! you have more reviews than I do! VampireGirl1313: yay! lolz! Me: haha. you make fun, yet I'm the one, attempting do do some good VampireGirl1313: lolz. Me: Or do you really want a neighborhood where people piss on your stoop everynight VampireGirl1313: ... Me: it's a rent thing. VampireGirl1313: awww. ic.

Screw the Vampires, I run with Werewolves.

Me: Attention: I have gathered you today not because Ray is planning revenge against me, although, if you do have info on that TELL ME NOW...

Me: The scaryest thing I can think of is Ray after you accidentally dump Fritos on her head. Taisakugirl: I thought she said that was on purpose. Me: ...hehe...


Favorite Book Quotes:

"This is making me sick, Jacob. Can you imagine what this feels like to me? I don’t even like Bella Swan. And you’ve got me grieving over this leech-lover like I’m in love with her, too. Can you see where that might be a little confusing? I dreamed about kissing her last night! What the hell am I supposed to do with that?" --Leah Clearwater

"And your chocolate fur reflects what? How sweet you are?" --Sam Uley

"You missed the party. Princess theme. She made me wear a crown, and then Emily suggested they all try out her new play makeup on me." --Quil Ateara

"I wasn’t born a compassionless shrew. I used to be sort of nice, you know." --Leah Clearwater

"Why does Jared have Sharron in a head-lock?" --Doc

"Max, you have a date with destiny" --Voice "I don't remember Destiny asking me, I didn't even give destiny my phone number." --Max

"'The kid is six Cornell Graph.'" --Graph "I think I'm seven" --Bean

Numair: It just doesn't seem right. I feel that I'm...taking advantage of your innocence. A man of my--years, and reputation--"
Daine: 'Taking advantage of'? And what reputation?
Numair: You of all people should know that I've been involved with ladies of the court.
Daine: What has that to do with the price of peas in Persopolis?
Numair: It's easy for an experienced man to delude a young woman into believing herself in love with him. It is the basest kind of trickery, even when the man does not intend it.
Daine: Do you love me or not?
Numair: That is not the topic under discussion. Thank you(to leaf). (why does this sound like Alanna and George?)
Daine: We're not talking about love? What are we talking of, then? Canoodling?
Numair: Daine! Is that what you think I want? Sex?
Daine: It isn't? You're in love with me? Love's fair wondrous. Where's the harm?
Numair: I was 'canoodling,' as you so charmingly put it, when you were four.

He seized one of her hands. "Kel, my rose, my pearl," he said, attempting a player's yearning stare, "my life has been a desert drear without the light of your eyes. I knew it not until just this moment, when my soul opened like a flower in the rain."
Kel yanked her hand free. "Stop that, you oaf," she told him, but she grinned despite her stern tone. She had missed Cleon's colorful way of speaking to her.
"It's not right," Seaver announced abruptly.
"What's not right?" Neal asked.
"When Cleon talks to us, he doesn't do that." Seaver frowned at Cleon. "You don't call us 'rose' or 'pearl.' If you don't talk to us like that, you shouldn't do it to her."
"She's as good as us," added Owen. "You don't have to treat her like a girl."
Kel hid her face in her hands.
"But she is a girl," protested Cleon. "A tall, glorious sunrise of a girl, a-" He stopped, blinked, and, astonishingly, turned red. "Sorry, Kel"
-Page

"What was that all about?" Neal demanded.
Kel turned. All of her friends were arrayed at her back. "He says he's changed."
"I suppose he could have changed," Neal said dryly. "I myself have noticed my growing resemblance to a daffodil." The other pages snorted.
Kel eyed her friend. "You do look yellow around the edges," she told him, her face quite serious. "I hadn't wanted to bring it up."
"We daffodils like to have things brought up," Neal said, slinging an arm around her sholders. "It reminds us of spring."
"Does dung remind you of spring, too, Princess Flower?" Cleon demanded irritably. "You needn't manhandle our Kel like that."
Kel pealed Neal's arm away. "Thanks but no thanks," she told him. "I don't want to crush your petals."
"Crush mine all you like, fair lady," Cleon told her, putting an arm around her shoulders in Neal's stead.
-Page

The Voice's eyes were sharp. "He must be close to you, this-"
"George Cooper," She supplies. "He's my best friend in the world, next to Prince Jonathan."
"This friend goes to great risk, sending messengers south to find you."
Alanna blushed. "George worries about me." She mumbled.
George loves you, Faithful yowled.
"Hush," she snapped, seeing the two men look at her cat. Sometimes people could understand Faithful; she didn't want this to be one of those times. She rose, nearly tripping over her burnoose. "If that's everything-"
"For now," the headman nodded, barely hiding a smile behind his hand.
-TWWRLAM

"I believe I'll retire and return to juggling for a living. I could support us with juggling, if you were to marry me."
-Numair (DAINE! SAY YES ALREADY!)

"Don't you ever- ever -frighten me that way again!" He shook her for punctuation, then wrapped his arms around her so tightly that she thought she might just pop. "Ever," he added, and kissed her thoroughly before releasing her.
"I don't know," she said impishly, smiling up at him. "I like this particular kind of tantrum."
-TROTG

"Marry? Marry you?"
-Daine (Poor Numair, he's been rejected)

He lowered his head just a few inches to press his mouth to hers.
Oh, my, thought Kel.
-Squire

Alanna: So? He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid I wouldn't have time to sleep.

"I think as a human being... Men don't think any differently from women- they just make more noise about being able to." -Alanna of Trebond

Roger: You're cocky, aren't you? Killed anyone recently?
Alanna: No. It's so depressing to come back and find one's work reversed.

Daine frowned, remembering. "My heart made too much noise. I wanted it to quiet down so I could talk with the dolphins."
"Do you hear her?" Numair asked the clouds. "She wanted to talk to dolphins, so she stopped her own blessed heart! Mithros, Mynoss, and Shakith!"


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their but to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do thats longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??

96 percent of teens would become suicidal if Miley Cyrus jumped off a cliff, repost this if you're part of the 4 percent yelling 'JUMP, BITCH! JUMP!!'

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you know someone who should get pushed off a cliff copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Leah Clearwater deserves her happy ending copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Lupin and Tonks shouldn't have died, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're on TEAM CLEARWATER copy and paste this onto your profile (not in the incest way or anything...i just like seth and leah...and not in the love/lesbian way...)

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.


Favorite Pairings:

1. Ron&Hermione (Harry Potter)

2. Tonks&Lupin/Teddy&Victoire/Rose&Scorpius (Harry Potter)

3. Opal&Foaly (Artemis Fowl)

4. Alanna&George/Daine&Numair (Song of the Lioness/Immortals Quartets)

5. Holly&Trouble (Artemis Fowl)

6. Zuko&Mai (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

7. Lily&Snape (Harry Potter)

8. Lily&Lupin (Harry Potter)

9. Young Anakin&Young Padme (Star Wars)

10. Percy&Annabeth/Luke&Thalia (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)


My Stories

First Light: Takes place after Breaking Dawn. Leah's POV. Leah and Seth are worried that they will never imprint, but there are bigger problems for the wolves, and the Cullens. Aro from the Volturi showed interest in the shape shifters in Breaking Dawn... Currently on hold.

Jacob's Telsa Electric Roadster: http://www.inhabitat.com/wp-content/uploads/tesla-2.jpg

Seth's Lincoln MKZ: http://www.theautochannel.com/news/2007/05/13/047617.1-lg.jpg

Anna's Outfit: http://www.polyvore.com/anna_outfit/set?id=8559362

Lyam's Outfit: http://www.polyvore.com/lyam_outfit/set?id=8559333

Leah's Outfit 1: http://www.polyvore.com/leah_outfit/set?id=8305008

Leah's Outfit 2: http://www.polyvore.com/leah_outfit/set?id=8310121

Leah's Cliff Diving: http://www.polyvore.com/leahs_cliff_diving/set?id=8417144

Seth's Cliff Diving: http://www.polyvore.com/seths_cliff_diving/set?id=8417250

Leah's Outfits: http://www.polyvore.com/leah_summer_collection/set?id=8443378

Scars: Emily's and Leah's and Sam's POV. Before Twilight Series starts. What happened when Sam imprinted on Emily? Currently on Hold

Random Twilight Moments: Just a group of random Twilight moments that I was thinking of filming with my friends, but we never got around to it...

Why?: Leah, Seth, and Embry. They're the only wolves who haven't imprinted yet. What's going to happen to them? Originally a one-shot, now actually a story! (I just wanted to write more of it. the first chapter was kind of fun to write, so i just thought i'd write more chapters. And apparently, my friends didn't think that the end was that good and it needed more.) the 5th chapter in unknown pov/povs is in the works now. It has nothing to do with my other stories.

Leah's Bentley GT Convertible (Silver): http://www.dreamcarhire.com/cars/car_images/car_big_pics/Bentley-conv-gr-A.jpg (to answer VampireGirl1313's question, Leah robbed a bank to pay for the car. I mean it's not like she's the beta to a guy dating a half vampire half human with a very rich family...)


Other things I'm On:

The Twilight Saga - VampireWolf0131

Max-Dan-Wiz - Jamie Wolfe (hehe...)

Facebook - oooo! not telling!

Polyvore - VampireWolf0131

Lala - VampireWolf0131

Fanfiction - VampireWolf0131 (like you really need to know)

(and other stuff, but I'm to lazy at the momment to write them down...and i have homework 2 do. curse school.)


About Me (really, do you NEED to know more?)

sigh Well, I live in a state that's name starts with H in the United States. I am obsessed with reading and listening to music. I hate homework. I usually never do my math homework unless it's in the morning before school, during breeak, during study hall, or during lunch. At school, I'm taking Chinese, and I play the euphonium (baritone) in my school's band. It really sucks that i'm the only girl in my instrument section. In Tamora Pierce quizzes I usually get Kel, Alanna, Daine, or Numair, which is pretty cool as they're three of my favorite characters. Yeah. The werewolves in Twilight are the best part about the whole books. Seth is awesome, Leah's cool, Quil's funny and sweet, Jakes loyal, Embry's friendly, Jared's nice, Paul needs anger-management, Sam's okay I guess...I just don't like him...it has to do with dumping Leah. But, Emily's pretty cool too. The vampires are kind of boring. With the exception of some of the new ones in Breaking Dawn. They're all too...perfect. I understand that that's the way they're supposed to be, but still. They just creep me out. I'm really into sports, especially soccer, basketball, swimming and track.

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Leah's Journey by Lil' Dinky reviews
A story about Leah and her life post Breaking Dawn. Fate seems to hold a grudge against her for some unknown reason. Is it impossible for her to find friendship and happiness again? Will she be unable to imprint on anyone? All canon couples, Leah's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 153,506 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Leah
Never to be Heard From Again by girlwithstupidusername reviews
This is the story of Sirius' first and only love. It all began when he started to look for a roommate after James moves in with Lily, eventually he finds on and she is perfect in every way, excpt for her boyfriend. T right now might end up being MAYBE M.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Sirius B., OC
The War by EllaRose00 reviews
Takes place 11 years or so after "The Healer." Leah's POV. Over the years, armies have grown and lines have been drawn. Some are ready to defend their side but some are still deciding on what they are fighting for.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,861 - Reviews: 3132 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Leah
Hero of the Olympians by Alice Prince reviews
Jazmin Elizabeth Davis comes from from an abusive household, having dreams that placed her in the Greek myths. Then came the day she met Chiron. What will happen to this half-blood in this cruel world? FYI, there wont be alot of romance. Yet. R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,685 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 5/23/2009
Friends, Always by the little harlequin reviews
Inspired by "A Very Potter Musical", Quirrell and Voldemort go on that rollerblading/movie date. Now includes two bonus chapters!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,802 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Q. Quirrell, Voldemort - Complete
Ender's Ally by Alice Prince reviews
This is the story Alice Prince. Alice has fought the Bugger War and won it. Will her personal battle end with success? Also please note that I've updated the summary to the current point. It will start when Alice's monitor is removed. R&R please.
Ender's Game series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,559 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 4/25/2009
Twilight Characters visit the set of TWILIGHT! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Woah! Why do Bella and Edward have mega-phones? Why is Catherine pulling her hair out? And you know that deer out the start of the movie? Who knew, but he's a DI-VA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,419 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009
Back to the Beginning by loveadubdub reviews
With the war finished, the future seems nothing but bright. Of course, sometimes unexpected events change the future forever. When this happens, it's best to go back to the beginning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 179,354 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G.
No Matter What by loveadubdub reviews
Promise me, we'll always be friends. No matter what." ... In the summer before the Horcrux hunt, Ron and Hermione make a promise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Percy Jackson and The Cullens: HalfBlood Prince by AnnieCullenJacksonRide reviews
So I like got this idea a few days ago out of nowhere and I decided to turn it into a story but only if you like the idea. This is a Twilight, PJO, and HP x-over but mostly Twilight and PJO. Summary inside.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Percy J.
A Complicated Sort of Situation by Broken Gold reviews
Rose Weasley was sure that this Christmas was going to be a nightmare. Scorpius/Rose, Draco/Astoria.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
88 things the Twilight movie has taught us! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Twilight? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009
Moonrise by VampireGirl1313 reviews
A Twilight story: Renesmee returns to Forks with her family when she is physically 17 years old. She attends the same high school as her parents, hoping to finally live her life with others. Except, she gets more than she bargained for. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,011 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Call To Arms by EternallyJaded1 reviews
It was an accident... A combination of a gene, a catalyst and really bad timing. The true circumstances of Harry Clearwater's death... Runner-up in the Quileute 'La Push' Challenge. REWORKED
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Harry, Leah, Seth, Sue - Complete
I feel like I already know you by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Date night is ALWAYS ruined by Bella and Edward's 'Just Friends' attitude. Their friends new policy: hook up or get out. So B and E hit the singles dating website to find their "True Love". They may be surprised at who that turns out to be....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,906 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Finally by Firin Quik reviews
Minerva Paradizo always got what she wanted and she didn't intend for Artemis Fowl to be any different. Artemis/Minerva
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Artemis F., Minerva P.
Twins by VampireGirl1313 reviews
A Twilight FanFiction. -- Alex and Sara are identical twin vampires. Or are they werewolves? Is it possible to be both?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009
Golden Moon by NusiainForks reviews
Bella doesn't fall apart after Edward leaves, especially when she discovers Jasper stayed behind. But with Alice waiting for Jasper in Alaska, will Bella find new love or be abandoned again? BxJas AU/OOC Bellie Award Nominee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 242,012 - Reviews: 5443 - Favs: 2,482 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Dorm Dilemma by bitemeplease235 reviews
All Human. What happens when Bella goes off to college to find that she has to share a dorm with a guy? And that guy happens to be Edward Cullen? And she finds a deep attraction instantly? Hmmm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,731 - Reviews: 2810 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,509 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Gossip Girl AKA Jessica Stanley by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Spotted: BS sporting an all black outfit, but thats nothing new, not after what happened last.....NO! A silver volvo zipping past the “Welcome to Forks” sign. Could it be? Is EC really back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,449 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
AIM with Breaking Dawn by Fishey Stories reviews
What happens when the characters of Breaking Dawn discover AIM? Mayhem, of course. Rated T for language and suggestive themes. Very random. Never ends.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
Torn in Two by NightFury808 reviews
When Cloudkit's brother dreams of the forest, he must choose between his sister, his lifelong companion, or his soon-to-be family... YAY MY STORY IS DONE!. I know the chapters are really short, but please read it! NO FLAMERS!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
The Renesmee Series by greenpeach20 reviews
The Story of how, through her many life experiences, Renesmee fell in love with Jacob. It's primarily romance and humor, but also has a hint of everything else in between.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 287,212 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Coven by HillaryM1986 reviews
Jacob and Renesmee's son Jacob imprints on a girl who is anything and everthing but what she seems. I suck at summaries by the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Jacob
Fairy Tale Psychologist by Lady Knight Keladry reviews
What if all your favorite fairy tales were mentally unstable? What if they needed therapy for all of those deep-seated issues? Meet Dr. Nick, Fairy Tale Psychologist.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008
Where's my Ma? by Dragon of Frozenflame reviews
This is kitten's point of veiw of how Daine found her when her Ma died.Takes place at the end of Wild Magic. by the way i'm rewiting the whole immortals series in kits perspective....R&R! 1st chapter of wolf speaker up!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,189 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Tortall
101 Rejections by Broken Gold reviews
Basically it's one of those fics were James repeatedly gets rejected 101 times to exact by Lily Flower. Rated for language in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
10 things our fav knights wouldn't say, period by Lady Knight Keladry reviews
the real title is '10 things our favorite knights wouldn't be caught dead saying' NO LONGER JUST KNIGHTS! there are chapters full of other characters.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,754 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Tortall, Circle of Magic - Complete
The Adventures of Bianca Di Angelo and Zoe by Andromeda-Dreamer reviews
Bianca is dead, alive, and kickass [though not all at the same time]. So is Zoe Nightshade.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007
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Scars reviews
What happens when Sam imprints on Emily. obviously not what really happened, but what I imagine... please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Emily, Sam
Why? reviews
After BD. Nothing to do with my other stories. Leah. Seth. Embry. The only werewolves who haven't imprinted. Three chance meetings. Three intertwining stories. please R R, this should have Embry also, but I put only Leah and Seth for characters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Leah, Seth
Months of Sorrow reviews
Edward left, not planning to come back. Bella needed him. He needed her. New Moon attempted songfic. Please R R! No flamers please. uses song: Without You, written by Jonathan Larson.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
First Light reviews
After BD. Everythings fine. Except for the freaking vampires all over the place. Strange vampires, mysterious happenings. Leah and Seth are scared that they'll never imprint. Sucky summary, better story. please Read and Review. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,178 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Leah
Random Twilight Moments reviews
These are just random twilight moments I wrote about. Please Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2009