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Author has written 4 stories for Misc. Games, Invader Zim, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, and Calvin & Hobbes.
Congratulations! You located my profile! You're probably here on accident or checking to see if I'm a troll. I assure you my fanfictions are all legitimate, rather poor attempts, but legitimate. Also, please review. I'll gladly accept flames.
About me: I am a proud member of Operation Head Pigeons! Currently in 11th grade, with no work ethic in sight!
I WILL RULE THE WORLD!
I have determined that I am great at making a skeletal structure for great stories. Making a complete body is my problem.
12-14-14- I moved out of the service area of my internet provider last month and all I can get out here has data limits, so uploads might be sporadic, if/when they occur.
Oh hey. It's April. Oops. Uh, I'll try to get some more work done on my current project ASAP. Probably. Not like anyone cares at the moment. Anyway, need to put in a chapter, probably, and then work on the others that are currently just sitting around in a halfway coherent state.
6-23-15- Okay, last update was a lie. I only started to work on my fanfics again yesterday. But, I have one chapter in a post-able status, and three more that need some editing. Sadly, that's all I've got. This is exhausting.
7-4-15- Got three chapters pretty much done, another one that needs a little work, and then I need to start the fifth chapter. This fic is going slow, but it's going.
7-11-15 Fixed a typo. Now I'm writing this update. No change from previous update.
How The Zombie Plague Changed the Universe- Redo pending
Another Visitor in Ooo?- Not cancelled, just a lot of writer's block
Invader Zim- I have one in the works, just a couple chapters done-ish.
Digimon- Three Digimon fics planned, Two Tamers and one Digidestined (02) First attempt is a Tamers fic
Fandoms that I can think of right now: Invader ZiM!, JTHM, Adventure Time, Danny Phantom, Godzilla, Artemis Fowl, Doctor Who, Calvin and Hobbes, Star Fox, Angry Beavers, World War Z (The book, not the awful movie), Digimon, Code Geass,
O.C. section: I have one that I plan on making and keeping around.
Name: Max Frederick
Occupation: Supreme Dictator of the Human Empire/ Inter-dimensional traveler
Description: Caucasian 6'5" short black hair, average looking face, brown eyes. Generally wears black BDUs on top of armor vest and an exoskeleton to support the weight. Has an Irken PAK with an AI.
Armament: Always has dual katana, carries pistols and knives in pockets. Has advanced technology that allows for inter-dimensional travel and teleportation, among other things. Most often wields a rifle from the Kalashnikov line. Has many different mech suits thanks to the advances in technology, either by reverse engineering or what human scientists create. Suits vary in design from function to function. Suits are explosive resistant and have the capability of surviving in space. Enjoys the use of flamethrowers.
Abilities: Skilled in hand-to-hand combat
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I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!
If ya can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
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If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas
When in doubt, push random buttons!
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it
I'm not cynical, everything just sucks
I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid
It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good
Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
Invader Zim Questionnaire: 20 Q's (Copy and paste into your profile if you're an IZ fan.)
1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?
My answer: Zims' base making an evil plan.
2. Which IZ character would you date?
My answer: Uhh... none.
3. Which IZ character is your best friend?
My answer: Zim or Gir!
4. Which IZ character do you hate?
My answer: Well... I guess Dib.
5. Your favorite IZ episode?
My answer: The Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars
6. Your favorite IZ character?
My answer: ZIM!
7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?
My answer: Red!
8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?
My answer: Dude... YOU ARE FREAKING AWESOME!!
9. You just got 2 tickets to see a concert, who do you take with you?
My answer: GIR!!
10. You accidentally go stranded on a deserted island...Who got stranded with you?
My answer: I dunno, GIR or Zim. One of them caused it...
11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk... What is your answer to this disturbing question?
My answer: Umm...dude... I'm a dude... But Tak might help!
12. Favorite IZ pairing?
My answer: Zim and Tak. aka ZaTr
13. You and the Tallest on the Massive...??(I don't know where this question was going!)
My answer: WE SHALL EAT DOUGHNUTS!!
14. If you could spend your Friday nights doing something, what would it be?
My answer: Hanging out with Zim making an evil plan.
15. Favorite IZ quote?
My answer:"YOU SPEAK LIES!!! LLLIIIIIEEEEESSS!!!!!!-Zim
16. Favorite Zim moment?
My answer: The ending or beginning of Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars
17. Favorite Dib moment?
My answer:"NOOOOO! Whatever." then he falls asleep
18. Favorite Tallest moment?
My answer: "Hey! Someones' makin' doughnuts!"
19. Favorite GIR moment?
My answer: Gir:"I was the turkey all along!" Zim: "I was wondering what that turkey was doing there..."
20. Favorite random moment?
My answer: Hmm... too many to choose from.