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About me: 20- something dude that just graduated college. Passive, casual author. Voracious reader.

Home health issues = may be completely cut off from here by the end of the year

12/14/14 - 6/23/15: Little to no work completed.

7/4/15 - 9/5/15: Slow progress on fanfics.

11/10/15- Posted one tamers fanfic last month, and I started Digimon Tamers: Quantum Conflict today.

12/11/15 - 4/10/16: Chapters 2-6 of DT:QC posted.

6/21/16- Chapter 7 posted.

7/9/16 - 3/29/17: Progress slowed to a crawl, college and poor work ethic to blame.

Let's all get a serious situation report. These updates are terribly slow and random mainly because I'm not writing like a, well, good writer. For me, it's just fun. Something to dabble with when I'm in the mood. I'm fully aware that's a terrible way to write a story longer than one chapter, but I have no intention of turning writing into something I feel like I have to do. If I do that, I can guarantee the quality will drop, and I'll eventually stop. I am excited to write these story ideas, even if the only one to actually like them is myself. It's just that, to write as a productive, semi-professional writer, I'll need to change some habits, and morph parts of my personality. It'll take time, effort, and more strength than I've got to start doing that. Luckily for all of us, I'm in college. I will have to change into something resembling what is required for these stories to be written if I wish to survive and graduate. There's still a lot of life stuff to set in stone for the next few months. I certainly intend for my fanfiction habits and plans to be high on my personal considerations.

This update was originally meant to tell anyone who checks my profile, which is a surprising number of people, that I was alive, and had not abandoned fanfiction. The "situation report" was unplanned, and probably unnecessary. I just felt that an overview of the situation would be a good thing for people to have access to. I'm not going to tell anyone to do or feel any particular way about this information. I think that having some transparency about the writing and myself was a good idea. I don't know if anyone will read this, but I just care that it's 'out there,' so to speak.

1/7/18: Chapter 8 still incomplete. Above section purged and condensed.

3/8/18: Reviewed profile with Grammarly, updated fandom list.

11/28/18: Updated Ship List and did some purging on the copy and paste stuff.

2/7/20: Oof. Been a while. Working on a RWBY oneshot thing. It's not good. Just some cheap wish-fulfillment and pseudo-self insert. Might only post it on AO3. Dunno yet.

6/3/20: RWBY fix-it fic posted.

8/11/20: Posted a Big Hero 6 fic.

1/6/22: This pandemic sure has made a mess of things, huh?

5/5/24: Assume I no longer write, so you can be happily surprised if I ever do.

Current Fics:

How The Zombie Plague Changed the Universe- Redo pending

Another Visitor in Ooo?- Dead

Digimon Tamers: Quantum Conflict- Planned updates on the 10th and 25th of each month starting in May. Oh, silly me. I assumed I would have good time management skills.

A Highfalutin Sententious Fanfiction Starring an Ostentatious and Supercilious Interloper: Title too long for FFN, had to be shortened to A Highfalutin Fanfiction Starring an Ostentatious Interloper. The idea for this fic started immediately after hearing Ironwood's plan. I originally wrote it to vent my frustrations with it, but I decided to try and have some fun with it as well. Then I realized I should try and add some reasonable character reactions as well, and it just grew from there.

Upcoming Fics:

Invader Zim- I have one in the works, just a couple chapters done-ish.

Digimon- Two fics planned: one is Digimon Tamers: Quantum Conflict and the others is a rough Tamers fic. Everything else I had planned has been indefinitely delayed or scrapped.

RWBY- Huge plans for this one, but it's relatively simplistic. Hopefully, anyone who reads it will have fun doing so.

Gravity Falls- Tentative plans for one fic, perhaps two.

Fandoms that I can think of right now: Invader ZiM!, Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, Adventure Time, Danny Phantom, Godzilla, Artemis Fowl, Doctor Who, Calvin and Hobbes, Star Fox, Angry Beavers, World War Z (The book, not the movie), Digimon, Code Geass, RWBY, Girls und Panzer, GATE, Gravity Falls, Big Hero 6, H.I.V.E., Star vs. The Forces of Evil,

O.C. Section: I have one that I plan on making and keeping around.

Name: Whatever I want it to be should I actually write something lol.

Race: Human (Modified)

Occupation: Supreme Dictator of the Human Empire/ Inter-dimensional traveler

Description: Caucasian 6'5" short black hair, average looking face, brown eyes. Generally wears black BDUs on top of armor vest and an exoskeleton to support the weight. Has an Irken PAK with an AI.

Armament: Always has dual katana, carries pistols and knives in pockets. Has access to advanced technology that allows for inter-dimensional travel and teleportation, among other things. Most often wields a rifle from the Kalashnikov line. Has many different power armors thanks to the advances in technology, either by reverse engineering or what human scientists create. Suits vary in design from function to function. Suits are explosive resistant and have the capability of surviving in space.

Abilities: Skilled in hand-to-hand combat, skeleton has been artificially reinforced, improved muscular system, advanced healing through nanotechnology

Ship Section: (Under Construction)

1. ZATR- Invader Zim

2. ZAGR- Invader Zim

1. Taiora- Digimon

2. Rukato- Digimon

1. White Rose is best rose- RWBY

2. Arkos- RWBY

3. Renora- RWBY

4. Pollination- RWBY

1. Kalulu- Code Geass

1. Wendip is best ship- Gravity Falls

1. Fubblegum- Adventure Time

1. DxS- Danny Phantom

1. AxH- Artemis Fowl

1. FoxKrystal- Star Fox

1. HiroxGogo- Big Hero 6

1. Starco- Star vs. the Forces of Evil

2. MarcoxHekapoo- Star vs. the Forces of Evil

3. Jarco- Star vs. the Forces of Evil

Copy and Paste time!

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you think Nintendo is just as good as Microsoft and Sony, post this on your profile.

If you think immaturity is sometimes very much needed, then post this on your profile.

If you think Jhonen Vasquez should be president copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love "Invader ZIM" with all your heart and are sooooooo obsessed with it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something childish for your age, copy this into your profile.

If you're a human that thinks humans, in general, are stupid, copy this onto your profile.

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, put this on your profile!

If ya can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.

If ya can’t join ‘em, bribe ‘em.

If ya can’t bribe ‘em, blackmail ‘em.

If ya can’t blackmail ‘em, kill ‘em.

If ya can’t kill ‘em, you’re screwed

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.