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Hey Everyone, My name is Meaghan and I have a severe case of OCHD (Obsessive Cullen Hale Disorder). I am repetedly reading all the books and all my FanFiction stories are on The Twilight Saga. I am Team Edward, No offence to anyone Team Jacob.

Twilight Pledge

I promise to remember Bella, Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember, Edward Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws, For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob, When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle, Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett, Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose,Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice, When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie, When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme, When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper, Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi, When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight, Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession, Because I know what the Twilighters know

You Know your obsessed if...

1. You think your next door neighbor looks or is a vampire.

2. You try to control your thoughts because you think Edward can hear them.

3. You've read the series like 5 times each.

4. You check Stephenie Meyer's site or my site 10 times a day to see if there is any new Twilight News.

5. You think your best friend is crazy for not reading the Twilight series.

6. Twilight has ruined any future reading for you.

7. You use Twilight for every school project that comes around.

8. You watch the show Moonlight and picture Beth as Bella and Mick as Edward.

9. You get so excited when you see someone reading Twilight, and you have to talk to them even if you don't know them.

10. Every conversation you have with your friends somehow leads back to an Edward vs. Jacob debate.

11. Your friend finally decides to read it so she can keep up with your conversations.

12. Your guy friends hasn't read the books yet but hears you talk about Edward Cullen so much he despises him with a loathing passion that he brings up almost as much as you bring up the series.

13. You go to your relatives house for a holiday and refuse to socialize until you have finished reading the book in the series that you are on.

14. You get all freaked out every time you hear the name Edward or your subsitutes name is Mrs. Cullen.

15. You stop asking to go to the beach for vacation and ask if you can go to Forks, Washington and look for the Cullens.

16. You love Edward more than your boyfriend.

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite? AHHH!! Can't Choose...Uhhh...Eclipse...No Twilight...IDK

How long did it take you to read the books? Not Sure, Like A Month, Or 3 Weeks

Who introduced you to the books? My Friends

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? Bought Them

Are you most looking forward to: Midnight Sun, or the New Moon movie? Midnight Sun

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character? Angela...Or Billy

Who's your favorite male vampire? (Other Than Edward) Jasper...Or Emmett...Or Carlisle...CAN'T CHOOSE

Who's your favourite female vampire? Esme

Who is your favorite werewolf? Paul

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? "Kryptonite Doesn't Bother Me Either"or"Stupid, Shiny Volvo Owner"

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment? Edward Proposing, Isle Esme

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment? I Don't Like Jacob

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment? "I Think She's Having Hysterics, Maybe You Should Slap Her"or"I've Never Seen Someone So Prone To Life Threating Idiocy"

What was your favorite adventure/battle? Changing Bella

Which book cover was your favorite? Twilight or Eclipse

Are these books among your favorite books of all? DUHHH!!

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon? Twilight

New Moon or Eclipse? Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight? Eclipse

Are you more excited about New Moon Movie or Midnight Sun? Midnight Sun

New Moon Movie or the Eclipse Movie? Eclipse Movie

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? Edward, Defenaitly

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward? Edward

Bella or Jacob? Bella

Bella or Alice? Alice

Alice or Jacob? Alice

Rosalie or Alice? Rosalie

Jasper or Alice? Jasper

Jasper or Edward? Edward

Carlisle or Esme? Carlisle

Emmett or Jasper? AHHH!! UHH...BOTH!!

Emmett or Jacob? Emmett

Bella or Rosalie? Bella

Esme or Charlie? Esme

Charlie or Carlisle? Carlisle

Charlie or Billy? Billy

Jacob or Sam? Jacob

Sam or Quil? Quil

Quil or Embry? Embry

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria? Victoria

Werewolves or Vampires? Vampires, What Kinda Stupid Question Is That?

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Whoever said, "Nothing's impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

Being mature is overrated.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide!

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!

Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"?

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Edward

2. Bella

3. Carlisle

4. Jasper

5. Alice

6. Jacob

7. Rosalie

8. Paul

9. Esme

10. Emmett

11. Renesmee

12. Billy

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Jacob and Renesmee. Of course I have..

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Jasper...Yeah. SO BENOND HOT!!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Billy got Paul Pregnant...Don't think that would happen...

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

About Esme...Of Course!!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Jacob and Bella. NO WAY IN HELL!!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Alice/Esme or Alice/Emmett. Alice/Emmett defenaitly, Esme nor Alice is les

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Rosalie walked in on Bella and Billy having sex. Um...Bella would be a tomato, Rosalie would laught, and Edward would kill Billy...

8. Make up a summary for a Three & Ten fic.

Carlisle and Emmett. Emmett did something stupid and funny at the hospital and got Carlisle fired.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Edward/Paul...I'm not answering that...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Rosalie/Billy...Jacob gets killed and Rosalie conforts him...IDK?

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Songfic about Paul. Bulls on Parade by Rage aginst the Machine

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Edward/Jacob/Billy...The warning would be Murder...I Guess...?

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Alice...Not long ago...

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

Edward and Rosalie are in a happy relationship until Esme runs off with Jasper. Edward, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Renesmee and a brief unhappy affair with Billy, Then follows the wise advice of Alice and finds true love with Carlisle.

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Center Of My Heart by Imagination Genius reviews
"Ali isn't like that. She's not controlling and domineering. I'm my own person free to make my own decisions. She gets that you're important to me and would never ask me to stop being around you...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,588 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Alice, Bella
Notes Galore! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
What happens when you mix a very hyper Bella, a pad of paper and a pen? THIS! Baisiclly, the Cullen's start passing note instead of talking. Very random, very, very OOC. Very funny. So, please read and reveiw.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 40,684 - Reviews: 2741 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Crazy Cullen Sex Talk by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
It all starts off as a harmless sexual education video... But that starts everything off. Blood flavoured condoms? Emmett a male prostitute? Alice and Jasper having sex in Edward's car? Lots of crazy, funny stuff starts to happen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,143 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
Pms Distress! by einstinette reviews
For a long time I have wondered what Bella would do if she got her period around Edward. Here is what I think would happen. This is a series of one-shots of Bella getting her period with a bunch of different characters from the Twilight series
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,639 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Bella
Bella's Prank by edwardlover13 reviews
Bella finally pranked Emmett. EMMETT! What was it? And how will Emmett react. Rated M just incase.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,332 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Emmett
Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Emmett - Complete
EMMETT AND JASPER GIVE EDWARD SOME SEX TIPS by fille avec le foulard reviews
Emmett and Jasper and the whole gang try to prepare Edward for his wedding night.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,537 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Edward, Emmett
Emmett Buys a Puppy by maggiekb reviews
Emmett Cullen decides to buy a puppy. The adventures that could only take place with a family like the Cullen family. Takes place five years after Breaking Dawn. Includes all main characters and all usual pairings. Please read and review. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 87,637 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Bella's Journal The Forks Years by Emma-MasenCullen reviews
Edward is watching Bella sleep, as he does every night. But tonight he stumbles across a myterious book that happens to be Bella's diary. Will he read it? What will happen if he does? Does Bella find out? Read on to find out...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,467 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Edward, Bella
Wild Horses by A Poet Of Dawn reviews
Alice & Bella fall in love, and try to be together, at all costs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,177 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1788 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by jldarling83 reviews
Truth or Dare Cullen Style
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,867 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cullen's Mischief: Truth or Dare by BriBri Cullen 4ever reviews
When it comes to lap dances, embarrassing costumes, and "i rather not" moments, there is only one explanation for it: truth or dare with the Cullens. all vamps except for Bella. summary sucks better than it sounds
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009
Silly Emmett Presents: A Series of One Shots by andiewuzherre reviews
A series of one shots, probably mostly collaborations with adidasgrl328. Just the Cullens in funny situations :-D Rated M for innuendo and some language :-0
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,678 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dusk by Summer Leah reviews
Edward bit Bella that first day in school, but the Cullens stopped him from killing her. Now Bella's a vampire, and Edward can't forgive himself.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Got to Love your Brothers by MRS.waitforit.STARK reviews
Remember when Edward said that he had asked Emmett, Jasper, and Carlisle about sex in Breaking Dawn? Well, what really happened in the "brother to brother" moment? WARNING: you will laugh. For little red dragon-fly’s That's my sibling! contest
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Nightfall by cwprincess reviews
Set after Breaking Dawn, way after. Renesmee is all grown up and is feeling those "teenage hormones". Jake refused to let her do what she wants, and her parents just don't understand. So what happens when a stranger comes along that does understand?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,746 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Not a Chance by biggest-twilight-fan reviews
Edward has Emmett watch Bella while he is away hunting. Emmett teases Bella, Edward gets mad. When Edward comes back there is a lot of fluff. None of these characters belong to me. All Stephenie Meyer's
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett's List of Annoyance by Still-Obsessed reviews
with commentry from Emmett himself! Read and review, please!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Emmett's Elevator Escapade by Emma-MasenCullen reviews
Part Four in the Bad Emmett Series. Emmett Elevator Giggles and Fun... But what happens when the rest of the family find out... Giggles are definitely included :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Truth Or Dare at the Cullen's house by gunzehx reviews
Basically as the title says. Crazy dares and nervous sweating truths to be found!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Trouble With Carlisle and Esme by ChelseaLove reviews
Esme and Carlisle are in Paris for the weekend. The Cullen kids have some fun while there gone pulling pranks and playing games. Carlisle and Esme come home to a trashed house. The Cullen kids punishment is getting jobs. Oh no, the cullens dont DO jobs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,726 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
PDA: It's Better if You Don't by SigningOff reviews
Rule number one: Public Displays of Affection are strictly taboo. Rule number two: Ignore rule number one. Arrgh! I spy lemons ahead!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fun Times by insertwickedpennamehere reviews
Uncle Em, what's sex?" Nessie and Emmett spend some time together, and the results are interesting.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett - Complete
Esme Island Extended by alynawt reviews
Bella and Edward's first night on the island. Starting from their romantic midnight swim, and leading deeper into the night. Romantic. Fluffy. Sex/sexual actions. I own nothing from the Twilight Saga.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,345 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Cullen Song by imp776 reviews
Like the llama song, but with Cullens... is alot better than it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Alice, Edward
You Can by ESMeCuLLeN12 reviews
carlisle and bella are left alone. lemons. not done yet.! i love carlisle! he sexiness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Wedding For Three by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
A sequel to my story, The Family Talk, The Cullens, Hales, and Bella have decided to have a triple wedding together after sitting through a sex ed talk from Carlisle and Esme. What kind of whacky things can happen? Only time will tell...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,715 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008
25 things to do at WalMart: Cullen Style by star-girl62626 reviews
Written for vampireSPEED and twilight-is-lovee's Vampires go to WalMart! Contest. Original idea. Read and review! Oneshot. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,278 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Emmett ponders by Beckah-lynn reviews
Emmett Cullen has a very vivid imagination. The littlest things will put ideas in his head. So what kind of things do we find out when he decides to voice these things? His frist quesstion is "What are tampons used for?" read for a good laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Emmett
Under One Condition by Pyromaniac2009 reviews
Bella's variation to the condition of she and Edward having sex. "Under one Condition: In my room at the house, on the bed not the couch, and Carlisle there incase i need him to get me off before i bite you" Bella:"Ok for begging and middle, no go on last
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,178 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008
No PDA by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
PDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
just another day with emmett cullen by ASDGJKLJKD reviews
emmett being emmett and how others deal with it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Midnight Kiss by PENNYxLANExCULLEN reviews
A night alone with Edward in the empty Cullen house!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,825 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008
Sex Addicts Anonymous! by Katxo reviews
Carisle is fed up with Emmet and Rosalie’s overly expressive sexual relationship, so he decides to send them to private sessions for sex addicts anonymous! Em&R, A&J, E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,906 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Ask the Cullens by bemystar reviews
Cullen fanmail. Fun, fun.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008
Emmett and Tampons ! by Katxo reviews
Title pretty much says it all It's Bella's time of the month and she is staying with the Cullen's. Emmett is sent to the drug store to pick up some stuff... See what kind of trouble he gets himself into with tampons ... and pads! REVIEW! xxONESHOT!xx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
What are they talking about? by Logan Emery reviews
Edward thinks he is alone one day in the Cullen house. He finds Alice and Bella and he decides to hear there conversation, only, there watching something and he thinks it's porn. POOR EDWARD! One time thing, it's a funny story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Truth or Dare by katcastle reviews
This is a random fic where the Cullens play truth or dare! See what crazy things these vampires will do!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007
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The Cullen's Sex Life reviews
One night with Edward and Bella, Alice and Jasper meet Bella and Edward in the woods in the woods, and Rosalie and Emmett get introuble for making love at school. LEMONS! M FOR OBVIOUS REASONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Cullen Family and Fan Mail reviews
The Cullens Recieve Fan Mail From Some Very Intresting Fans. Story Is Better Than Summery. I Will Also Check Comments So If You Want Your Name/UserName Or Letter in The Story, Feel Free To PM Me Or Leave It In A Commet. PLEASE R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Alice
Peverted Cullens reviews
Emmet puts pornographic pictures online for money to buy new hand cuffs, Rosalie, Alice, And Bella plot get him back, Rosalie Bans Sex, and the Cullens realize they are too peverted for their own good.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Cullen's Twisted Sex Education reviews
Esme realized that her children are having to way much sex and calles a family sex class. What's the worst that could happen? M for Sexual Referance and Slight Language PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! THANKS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Esme, Emmett
Emmett's 79 Things to do in an Elevator reviews
Emmett finds a list of things to do in an elevator written by magical unicorns. What will happen if he does all of them, Will he become a magical unicorn too? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Emmett