Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.
Hey Everyone, My name is Meaghan and I have a severe case of OCHD (Obsessive Cullen Hale Disorder). I am repetedly reading all the books and all my FanFiction stories are on The Twilight Saga. I am Team Edward, No offence to anyone Team Jacob.
I promise to remember Bella, Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember, Edward Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws, For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob, When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle, Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett, Everytime there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose,Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice, When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie, When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme, When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper, Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi, When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight, Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession, Because I know what the Twilighters know
You Know your obsessed if...
1. You think your next door neighbor looks or is a vampire.
2. You try to control your thoughts because you think Edward can hear them.
3. You've read the series like 5 times each.
4. You check Stephenie Meyer's site or my site 10 times a day to see if there is any new Twilight News.
5. You think your best friend is crazy for not reading the Twilight series.
6. Twilight has ruined any future reading for you.
7. You use Twilight for every school project that comes around.
8. You watch the show Moonlight and picture Beth as Bella and Mick as Edward.
9. You get so excited when you see someone reading Twilight, and you have to talk to them even if you don't know them.
10. Every conversation you have with your friends somehow leads back to an Edward vs. Jacob debate.
11. Your friend finally decides to read it so she can keep up with your conversations.
12. Your guy friends hasn't read the books yet but hears you talk about Edward Cullen so much he despises him with a loathing passion that he brings up almost as much as you bring up the series.
13. You go to your relatives house for a holiday and refuse to socialize until you have finished reading the book in the series that you are on.
14. You get all freaked out every time you hear the name Edward or your subsitutes name is Mrs. Cullen.
15. You stop asking to go to the beach for vacation and ask if you can go to Forks, Washington and look for the Cullens.
16. You love Edward more than your boyfriend.
A Twilight Survey
Which book in the series is your favorite? AHHH!! Can't Choose...Uhhh...Eclipse...No Twilight...IDK
How long did it take you to read the books? Not Sure, Like A Month, Or 3 Weeks
Who introduced you to the books? My Friends
Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? Bought Them
Are you most looking forward to: Midnight Sun, or the New Moon movie? Midnight Sun
Who's your favorite male vampire? (Other Than Edward) Jasper...Or Emmett...Or Carlisle...CAN'T CHOOSE
Who's your favourite female vampire? Esme
Who is your favorite werewolf? Paul
What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? "Kryptonite Doesn't Bother Me Either"or"Stupid, Shiny Volvo Owner"
What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment? Edward Proposing, Isle Esme
What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment? I Don't Like Jacob
How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment? "I Think She's Having Hysterics, Maybe You Should Slap Her"or"I've Never Seen Someone So Prone To Life Threating Idiocy"
What was your favorite adventure/battle? Changing Bella
Which book cover was your favorite? Twilight or Eclipse
Are these books among your favorite books of all? DUHHH!!
This or That?
Twilight or New Moon? Twilight
New Moon or Eclipse? Eclipse
Eclipse or Twilight? Eclipse
Are you more excited about New Moon Movie or Midnight Sun? Midnight Sun
New Moon Movie or the Eclipse Movie? Eclipse Movie
Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? Edward, Defenaitly
Who do you like more:
Bella or Edward? Edward
Bella or Jacob? Bella
Bella or Alice? Alice
Alice or Jacob? Alice
Rosalie or Alice? Rosalie
Jasper or Alice? Jasper
Jasper or Edward? Edward
Carlisle or Esme? Carlisle
Emmett or Jasper? AHHH!! UHH...BOTH!!
Emmett or Jacob? Emmett
Bella or Rosalie? Bella
Esme or Charlie? Esme
Charlie or Carlisle? Carlisle
Charlie or Billy? Billy
Jacob or Sam? Jacob
Sam or Quil? Quil
Quil or Embry? Embry
Who's the better villain: James or Victoria? Victoria
Werewolves or Vampires? Vampires, What Kinda Stupid Question Is That?
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
Whoever said, "Nothing's impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.
Being mature is overrated.
Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!
One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide!
"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!
Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"?
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order.
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Jacob and Renesmee. Of course I have..
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Jasper...Yeah. SO BENOND HOT!!
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Billy got Paul Pregnant...Don't think that would happen...
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
About Esme...Of Course!!
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Jacob and Bella. NO WAY IN HELL!!
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Alice/Esme or Alice/Emmett. Alice/Emmett defenaitly, Esme nor Alice is les
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Rosalie walked in on Bella and Billy having sex. Um...Bella would be a tomato, Rosalie would laught, and Edward would kill Billy...
8. Make up a summary for a Three & Ten fic.
Carlisle and Emmett. Emmett did something stupid and funny at the hospital and got Carlisle fired.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Edward/Paul...I'm not answering that...
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Rosalie/Billy...Jacob gets killed and Rosalie conforts him...IDK?
11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Songfic about Paul. Bulls on Parade by Rage aginst the Machine
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Edward/Jacob/Billy...The warning would be Murder...I Guess...?
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Alice...Not long ago...
14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”
Edward and Rosalie are in a happy relationship until Esme runs off with Jasper. Edward, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Renesmee and a brief unhappy affair with Billy, Then follows the wise advice of Alice and finds true love with Carlisle.
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