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Joined 03-28-09, id: 1882379, Profile Updated: 01-15-12
Author has written 1 story for Naruto, and Death Note.

HI HIIIIIII (:

Well let me just say that I cleaned this place up ;) NO one wants lame shit.

INFORMATION FOR STALKERS (COME AT ME BRAHHHH)

Dominant hand: Right

Life status: Incomplete

Random fact: My computer screen is bigger than my TV screen.

Things I find funny: Ma face.

Friends: Friends? What are friends?

Friend
(frnd)

1. The people that you hang with
Heyy wassup my friends, how was Maths?

2. The people that (you love)scratch that. love you
I love you my friend!!!
Well, I hate you.

3. The people that you hate
I hate you.
I know brahhh, that's why we're friends in the first place.

4. The people that make you go "Troublesome" with face palm.
I ROCK MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I ROCK MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
SHUDDUP
AND I WAS LIKE BABY, BABY, OH~

YOU WANNA DIE?
IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY
IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY, FRIDAY, OH~ AHHHHHH WHY AM I SINGING THEM!!! I HATE YOU, I'LL KILL YOU MYSELF!!! RAWRRRR
I LOVE YOU!
I LOVE YOU TOO! WTF?
HAHAHA
*FACE PALM* TROUBLESOME BITCHES.

5. The people that make you laugh
DID YOU JUST SAY WHAT I THINK YOU SAID??? HAHAHAHAHAHA

6. The people that make you cry
I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU SAID!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M CRYING BIATCH.

7. The people you can insult without feeling remorse
BRAHHH, WASSUP WITH YOUR FACE? HAHAHA! DID YO MAMA RECOGNISE YOU?

8. The people you can hit without feeling remorse
OWWWW!!!
YOU DESERVED THAT. WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY FACE?

9. The people you can swear at who'll swear back, but you finish with a "RAWR" which is IBITCH!
YOU CALLING ME SHITFACE? GO FUCK YOURSELF
SURE (: IF YOU'RE THERE ;)
RAWR
I RAWR YOU TOOO

10. The people you wanna run over as soon as you get your drivers
I'm warning you. Be careful while you're crossing next week.
Why? You getting your drivers?
You're my first target.
Go for it. (:

11. The people who stop you when you need to be stopped.
paperdress (alias), you ain't funnae so quit it.
Okay. Sorry everyone.

Enemies: My friends (:

What I wanna do right now: Finish this profile update.

What I wanna do tomorrow: Wake up.

What is the first green object that I see: Deo.

Is graffiti art or vandalism: Graffiti is art. On the street. Now tagging, is a different story.

What I want to eat right now: Dog. Hot ones. I actually don't like hot dogs.

My favourite hat: My hair.

Is that enough information for you? Hahaha as if you care. :D

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A Glass of Crimson Souls by moonlit.nocturne reviews
"Why do you hate me so much, Chiaki?" "Because you're perfect, Uchiha, and I hate perfect people." "That's a bit unfair for me, you know. I might be imperfect. You don't know anything about me, really." "I hate you. That's all I need to know." But hate breeds passion, and passion breeds grief. And because Fate is cruel. ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 253,768 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Itachi U., OC - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2606 - Favs: 4,973 - Follows: 3,868 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 13081 - Favs: 15,972 - Follows: 13,273 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Old School by gman391 reviews
The ninja way has not always been a nice one. By chance Naruto has met those who know the old ways. Now our hero is trained in the old school of the ninja. Naruto shall live and die by stealth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 90,596 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 2,263 - Follows: 2,152 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Naruto U.
Diamonds in Wine by moonlit.nocturne reviews
Everyone knows Kanda Yuu, famous Japanese supermodel and heir to an international company. When Matsumomo Rei becomes his bodyguard, she swears not to fall in love with him. But with Kanda that gorgeous, is resistance even possible? KandaxOCxTyki
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 415,108 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Tyki Mikk, OC - Complete
Cracked Mask by Denim88 reviews
Hueco Mundo; home of vicious and horrendous souls called Hollows. Then HE became one of them. Naruto will prove that even as a Hollow, life is determined by one's own beliefs, and shake the foundation of the spiritual world as a result. Naruto/Bleach fic
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 208,332 - Reviews: 2238 - Favs: 4,492 - Follows: 3,813 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Naruto U.
Schneewittchen by angel puppeteer reviews
AU/ He doesn't believe in Alice and Mad Hatter being madly in love, and Muffin Man who loves the Gingerbread Woman. But he meets her. And desperately, he wants a Happy Ending.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,495 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Bad Girl, Good Girl by s2CherryBlossoms2 reviews
When bad girl Sakura is forced into the prestigious high school of Konoha High, she decides to act "sweet" for fun. But when a certain Uchiha discovers her real self and becomes interested...will fireworks fly or will they fizzle out?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,215 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5736 - Favs: 8,690 - Follows: 3,291 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
The Princess and the Prince by Khmerfujoshi reviews
AU:Going to an all girls school isn’t easy. Especially when you’re given the title ‘Prince’ by your classmates. Hinata finds herself dealing with girls vying for her affection and a certain roommate who isn’t at all what she thought she was. SasuxHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,847 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Hourglass by AgateLinks reviews
“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” Kain x Ruka.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,380 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Ruka S., Akatsuki K.
DARE by FaintFalconHunter reviews
Tenten is moving to Konoha.Preparing for a new school isn't easy especially when your bestfriend dares you to pretend to be a guy for the first semester.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 87,670 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
No Laws to Love by Ame no Megami reviews
Hyuuga Hinata: wealthy, mannered, and smart. Voluntarily, she chooses to tutor a class at a local highschool. Sabaku Gaara: sarcastic, disinterested, and violent. For him and his friends to stay in their activity, they have to pass their physics class.[CO
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,980 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Trespass by Psycho Ann reviews
All Haruno Sakura wanted was to get through highschool peacefully. However, she already knew it was not to be without bloodshed. [SasuxSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,510 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
I Bite My Thumb At Thee reviews
L was the greatest detective the world had ever seen. He had never been beaten – never! Especially by an anonymous tip.
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,039 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Shikamaru N., L