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Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, and Alice in Wonderland, 2010.

"Imagination is the key to a new world where there are no limits." --yours untruly

"You're absolutely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret: all the best people are." --Alice -Alice in Wonderland, 2010

Merry meet, everyone. I do hope you enjoy your stay here at my profile, may it be a happy stay indeed.

Those of you who know me personally (which is a very small number, so if I get a few messages saying "I know you," I'll be frightened), know that I will say a number of nonsensical things that make sense in a very nonsensical way. Those of you who are brave enough to read all of my Author's Notes (I don't know how you manage) have probably already noticed this. I have come to a simple explanation: I have a very advanced sense of unlogic. Now, you might ask, "'Unlogic' is not a word, so how can you have a sense of it?" Well my repsonse would naturally be, "The prefix 'un-' means not. Therefore, when something is not logic, it is unlogic. No, not anti-logic. Unlogic is neither the opposite nor the same of logic." So when I ask you if you would eat a chair for breakfast, I'm asking you an unlogical question, which to think of a satisfactory answer you would need to use your sense of unlogic. Unfortunately, most people do not have a sense of unlogic, or it is very under-developed. So I'm giving you a challenge right now. Use your sense of unlogic to explain what this question is asking: would you eat a chair for breakfast? No, I'm not actually asking if you would put a chair in your mouth, chew it and digest it. No offense, but I don't care too much about your answer to that (although it would certainly be curious if you were to say yes). There's only one answer, but it can be phrased a few different ways. Here is a list of further question to help with your answer and unlogic:

"'Would you eat a chair for breakfast?' Bugs asked.

'No, Bugs, I wouldn't," I replied.

'But what if you were really hungry and there was nothing else in the room?' he retorted.

'I'd go into another room,' I answered.

'You can't; you're locked inside the room and there's no way to get out.'

'Well, I guess I'd eat the chair then,' I replied.

'But it's dangerous. You could get a piece lodged in your throat and it would stab through and you'd bleed to death,' Bugs pointed out.

'I'd still eat the chair.'"

I dare you to think of that meaning. I bet you a (virtual) million dollars you won't.

Kay, so now that youre all creeped out, why not read a couple stories while youre here? C'mon, you know you want to.

Twilight Fanfic Tips:

After my obsessive Twilight fanfic reading (which may I add has not stopped), I have discovered that a lot of stories have good plots, but are annoying to read because of under-characterization, grammar mistakes, etc. These tips here are to help you learn how to make your stories easier for the reader to understand and read. The first five apply to all fanfics, but the later tips apply to only Twilight fanfics.

Tip #1: Back in elementary school, you learned that while someone was talking in quotation marks, they could be as improper in their grammar as they wanted. However this does apply when writing text language. Please don't put "cya" or "omg." Yes, we all know what it means, but it's just annoying. If someone is actually saying the letters o-m-g, that's understandable. Some people do that, but please don't be lazy. Author's Notes can be whatever you want--it's your writing.

Tip #2: Even more annoying is the tendency of some authors to use text language, while not using dialogue.

Tip #3: I am begging you: please learn to capitalize the first letter of the first word in a sentence. This includes dialogue.

Tip #4: When someone else starts to talk, their dialogue should be the start of a new paragraph. Do you see that nifty little button right above the right shift key and below the backwards slant? It's the enter button. It starts a new paragraph. Cool, huh? Well...I thought it was cool.

Tip #5: Reading over your freshly typed chapter takes a lot of time. Most authors (myself included) just type it up and upload it. However some of those authors use a wonderfully terrific (nice use of adjectives, huh?) device called spellcheck. Spellcheck not only checks spelling, but also grammar. It's found on a few programs--my favorite being Microsoft Word. Please, check for typos and grammar mistakes. Sometimes we think ahead, and while we're typing, we skip a couple words. This will not only confuse readers, but cause them to infer the missed words.

Tip #6:Time for Twilight tips... First off, Emmett is not actually a stupid character. If you are writing a realistic, in-character story, don't make Emmett an idiot. At least lower the intelligence of all the characters. Emmett isn't a four-year old.

Tip #7: Yes, Alice likes shopping. But she is not obsessed like most stories lead you to believe. Again, please don't give her the characterization of a four-year old.

Tip #8: Rosalie does not hate humans. She disliked Bella because Bella had the choice to remain human. Rosalie didn't have that choice, and she thinks Bella is just throwing it away.

Well that's about it for now. Merry part.

And one more thing: I will, occasionally, make up my own words. Usually it's easy to tell what they mean, but if you have any questions, just ask.

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Emmett's Guide to Survive High School by TheBoleynLegacy reviews
With these tips invented by Emmett you are guaranteed to survive the most agonizing, miserable and painful years of your life, otherwise known as high school. co-author:Pink Vampire Skittle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 20,355 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Emmett
Of Angels and Serpents by Nyhratak reviews
Alice stays in Underland, but with a price. She meets a man - a man who captures her mind. But she soon begins to understand that not everything is as forthright as she has been lead to believe, and falls prey to a madman's perverse fantasies about her and a land without life. She supposes it is a good thing she has the Hatter to provide some solace... A/H. Dark!fic. Angsty. HIATUS
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,680 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Post Dark by xxActressgirlxx reviews
POST BREAKING DAWN! The Cullens are trying out a year at College. Bella has a few blasts from the past and Renesmee even has a "small" moment like her parents. NO JACOB!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,359 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009
Too Young For Love? by edwardcullenlvr1234 reviews
This is the story of an 8 year old Bella and an 8 year old Edward. They fall in love when they first see each other. They confessed their love to each other the night they met. They lost their virtue to each other when they were 14 and were married at 18.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,131 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Beating Heart by kokune reviews
It's been two years since the failed engagement party, a year and three months since Alice left for China, and eleven months since Alice disappeared. Suddenly, Hamish finds himself in Underland, and a scandal beyond anyone's comprehension is unearthed A/T
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,989 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Unaccompanied Minors by eatprayread210 reviews
What happens when a huge blizzard strands a bunch of kids in an airport on Christmas? What happens when some of those kids are Bella, Edward, Alice, Rosalie, Jasper and Emmett? Yeah, I’m thinking chaos. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,306 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Timeless by Jasper's1trueLove reviews
What if Bella was left in Edward's Meadow when she was just 2 1/2 months old will she be able to melt his heart as she grows up with the cullens will she and edward fall in love? what is up with her special powers. PUT ON HOLD BE PATIENT PLEASE LUV YA'LL
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Ex Factor : Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Edward & Bella are exes. 4 years later, fate gives them a new hand by reuniting them together in their father's joint cabin, with the assistance of their clashing friends. How will it end? Hmm. *AH, OOC, A/L, Canon/Uncanon couples.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 786,765 - Reviews: 9258 - Favs: 6,896 - Follows: 3,357 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rising Sun: The Carlisle Cullen Story by WishingOnMyStar reviews
For all those who've ever wondered, this is Carlisle Cullen's story from vampire birth through the events of Breaking Dawn. All characters and most ideas are property of Stephenie Meyer. PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS! That's the only way I get any better!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 61 - Words: 119,862 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
Lost in Wonderland by Filthy.And.Delirious reviews
What happens when two AIW fangirls fall down the famous rabbit hole into Wonderland? Will they every return home - will they want to? Who will save them from the Red Queen? And who will save Underland from their fangirl ways? MH/AK COMPLETE.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,635 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
It All Started with a Chat Room by galileogalilei reviews
Bella is the geeky kid who gets picked on by Edward Cullen, the player. They meet in a chat room and try to meet each other. What will happen? You'll just have to read to find out
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,269 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
What Happens in Vegas by BlushingBlondie reviews
It's beautiful." I whispered, as I lifted my hand to look at the diamond ring closer. Then, reality set in. "We're MARRIED?" ExB!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,408 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Journey by margravinel reviews
Quinn goes into unexpected labour at Regionals and with both her life and the baby's in jeopardy, will Puck finally step up as a father and boyfriend? Or will the prospect of losing Quinn make Finn realise that he isn't as over her as he thought?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,864 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Quinn F., Puck
Alice in Underland: The Return by DariaSilver reviews
Book Two of the Alice in Underland trilogy. After two years, Alice returns to Underland to face a destiny far greater than she could ever have imagined.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 258,884 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Half sister by Dawn of Time reviews
Bella recieves a strange letter from her mom. Soon after a girl arrives in Forks, claiming she is somehow related to Bella. What she doesn't know won't hurt, right? -HIATUS-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009
Born of A Love Story by Salsa849 reviews
What if the Hatter had a sister who survived the flames? And what if that sister had known a certain Knave before the terrible events of Horvendush Day? And what if their meeting would one day have an effect on the future of Underland? Stayne/OC, MH/A
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 67,783 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
Jacob and Zoe by TokioHotelVampLove reviews
Jacob imprints, but she has a dark past. It seems the Quileutes are not the only ones with strange genes. Summary sucks, I think it's better. Please RxR First FanFic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,259 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Jacob
Return to Madness by draurora17 reviews
Written from the last scene of Tim Burton's movie - It's time for Alice to return to where she belongs. Nice, slow story, be prepared to stick with me, this has no plan. Eventually Halice Hatter/Alice but much later. Happy reading!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,927 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Cullens on Camp! by luvin'stuff reviews
What happens when everyone's favourite vampires have to go camping? And this time, it's for real
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,325 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009
Have I Gone Mad? by Rosebud5 reviews
A two-shot based off my favorite scene from the 2010 "Alice in Wonderland." Tarrant is locked up in the Red Queen's palace making hats for her to save his life and Alice comes to visit him. But when he goes mad, what will happen? He can't lose her now...
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Dusk by mwl3175 reviews
New Moon Edward Leaves. Charlie sends Bella to Renee. Instead of arguing Bella goes. Her "stepbrother" Jason is half Vampire will they fall in love? Edward comes in Later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,251 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Bella
My end is only the beginning by Poisonrose22.5 reviews
how exactly were the Cullens "changed?" what were THEIR thoughts before, during and after? WARNING: slight graphic content.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
The Raven and the Writing Desk Pt II by Rosebud5 reviews
Well, you all asked for a sequel so here it is! : How will Alice respond to getting a wedding veil from the Hatter? After all, he is utterly mad. But only the best people are. Please R&R! Did I just make a rhyme?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
The Raven and the Writing Desk by Rosebud5 reviews
She had left him a year ago, but it was a mistake. She needed him. And he needed her. So she returns to him, hoping he hasn't lost his own muchness. But is it too late? AliceXHatter...R&R!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
New life by uinen84 reviews
Edward left her. Bella could not take it anymore. She went to Volterra to find death. She never got what she has wished for. She got much more than that. R&R please. rating for language and possible lemons in the future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,792 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Wife Swap: Cullen Vs Newton by hotflower06 reviews
5 years after Breaking Dawn, both Edward and Bella and the recent married Jessica and Mike end up on Wife Swap. What will happen? Does Mike still love Bella? how can the Cullens possibly hide they're secret with Jessica around? And who's James?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,469 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Jessica
CULLEN VZ: THE BIG BAD CAMPING TRIP by XCarlie.CullenX reviews
SEQUEL TO ONE NIGHT TWO TEAMS MANY DISATERS! THE CULLENS GO CAMPING WITH SOME REALLY BAD RESULTS. 7 VAMPIRES 1 HUMAN NATURE ALCOHOL FIRES SUPERHEROS MYTHICAL CREATURES INTERNET BLOGGING/IM? OOOOOH NOOOOOO! R&R FUNNY! :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009
Baby your the one by XCarlie.CullenX reviews
E/B have been given one final school project. How 2 be parents.The gang is paired off 4 a month can their friendship last through this?Secrets, jobs, drunken mistakes, BABIES how far can friendships be pushed? Is love enough?AH NOMINATED 4 2 CULLEN AWARDS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 56,580 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
God's Personal Joke by luvwriting13 reviews
Hi you've reached God's personal joke. I'm out making a fool of myself right now, but if you leave your name and number after the beep, I'll get back to you later. Beep. AH, BxE, EmxR, CxE, JxA, R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,519 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Pictures by PicturesTrilogy reviews
Sometimes its not a matter of who you love, but how much you love them. He's gone. Now its just a matter of how far I will go to get back the one thing that mattered all along. A picture is worth a thousand words. His picture is worth a million.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010
Mark Of The WolfJacob Black by MrsLambert98 reviews
Willow moves to LaPush sad and depressed.But,will one boy...or thing change all that?I,sadly,DO NOT own any part of the Twilight Saga.Pretty please Review!Good or bad!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Jacob
TwiChat by everlastingdaydreams reviews
Twilight members on a chat room! Completely random!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009
Who is Logan Cullen? by Laila Cullen reviews
Laila a normal Twilight fan suddenly got sucked into the world of supernatural meeting the stunning Logan Cullen Edward’s older brother. Is he the one or just a wrong turn? What if someone unexpected was waiting in the wings for his chance?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Our Little Miracles by roserose12345 reviews
Renesmee and Jacob after their wedding. An unintended event happens. What will Nessie and Jake think of their little "surprises" Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,704 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Cullen Confessions by Ra4chel-the 4 is silent reviews
A list of 100 Twilight Confessions!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Edward - Complete
How It All Happened by in the hallway with jeans reviews
Decades after Edwad left, Bella is back in Forks......as a vampire. She doesn't remeber her human life, but that wall comes crashing down when a certain bronze-haired god comes back to town with that oh-so-familiar family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,661 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009
Twilight on Crack by Edward Vs Not reviews
TWILIGHT ON CRACK, BABY! A parody of Twilight in which Bella is a suicidal emo kid and Edward is a preppy, acts-like-he's-gay kid. Basically everyone is opposite. Funniest thing ever. Please read and review! will be multi-chapter. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
Forever Fades Away by afitwilight reviews
A new guy comes to Forks High School and is very interested in the Cullens. Especially Alice. Will the Cullens learn what he truly is before it's too late? Or will Alice become his next victim?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,625 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Things Change by mwl3175 reviews
In 2211 the vampire world has changed immensely more social but still a secret. The vampire world finds Aro's "daughter"and she is sent to destroy the Cullens, but loves them almost as much as she does Aro and confusion grows.. romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,792 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009
Surprise by BellaMarie310 reviews
Bella pregnancy's and what happens though out it. Bad at Summaries. My first fanfiction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009
vampire of the opera by sammygirl2010 reviews
the Cullen gang decide to do something special for Carlisle's birthday, they decide to preform his favorite play! hilarity & mayhem ensues.good story filled with angst,fluff,humor & some good moments with our favorite vamps & wolves post bd cannon pairing
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,582 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009
Emmett's Birthday by LOSHLOVERXOXO reviews
It is Emmett's birthday and Bella doesn't know what to get him. So she gives him her. She is his servant for 24 hours. Nothihng can go wrong right. Cullens are vamps
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,603 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008
Vampire or Werewolf? by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Edward and Jacob switch bodies for a day....Will they be able to handle Edward in a werewolf body, and Jacob in a Vampire body? What does Bella think?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Complete
How Do I Live Without You? by Caffin9 reviews
Edward leaves Bella In New Moon and she stumbles through the forest, but it isn’t Sam who finds her. Who could it be? Bella-Vampire E/b, J/A, C/Es Em/R possible OC pairings :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 38,469 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pack BrothersInLaw by TokioHotelVampLove reviews
Paul imprinted on Rachel. Jacob can't stand it. But he has Nessie. Just writing it for the fun of it. Meant to get you in a better mood, light, I'll try for my quirky humour. Hehe. JxR PxRa ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Jacob, Rachel
The Secret Life of Bella Swan by Ra4chel-the 4 is silent reviews
Bella Swan just found out she's pregnant. But who's the baby's real father? And when Bella's boyfriend and his family move away who will help Bella through her pregnancy? The answer to both questions is right in front of her...or maybe right next door.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,113 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My new life with the Cullens by Lady Loralye reviews
a 14 yr old girl struck by a car is turned into a vampire by the despairing edward. but what happens when she isnt your normal vamp? please rate and comment! Completed.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Complete
Back to infancy by shamrock1787 reviews
Bella has an accident making her mentally about two years old. The Cullens are left to deal with a toddler Bella and some embarrassing moments ensue. R/R Rated T for safety, but I think it's probably more of a K .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
15 Things by writer.philosopher reviews
Comedy about WalMart and three of the Cullens. Inspired by the “15 Things to do When You’re in Walmart” list on Renesme CARLY Cullen’s profile.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Emmett, Alice
Cullens Exposed: Twilight Style by smileyfriees reviews
What would happen if the Cullens went to see Twilight the movie and were recongnized? This is our take on that. All Cullens Jake Post Breaking Dawn R/R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Remember me by Azzyness reviews
When Alice is sent to an asylum her parents tell everyone shes dead,... so how come Dylan can still feel her. Alice's human boyfriend's pov aka Dylan.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Alice
Swapping Spouses by SevenDayLoan reviews
Every 10 or so years, the cullens trade... spouses. emmettxbella Sequel to Truth or dare... alice style.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Pristine Dusk by Stillgoldenheart reviews
Life after Breaking Dawn. This is my version of the fifth non-existant book- Pristine Dusk. Jacob is in love with Renesmee and wishes to spend the rest of his life with her. But is that possible? My first Fanfiction! Don't hurt me! Reviews please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,903 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Twilight IM my style! by Lindsey Chisolm reviews
This is just Bella and Edward and the rest of the Cullen in there on personal chat room.This can get kind of scary!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
She's Doing What by luvin'stuff reviews
Jessica and Lauren's opinions about Bella's engagement and marriage. Oneshot. Jessica POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Complete
After 'happily ever after! by kelsey1593 reviews
After Breaking Dawn whats next? That can't be it! What happens to all the Cullen's? Nessie and Jacob? There has to be more... What if the Cullen's have to make a distion that will change everything? this is my first fan fiction so tell me what you think
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,670 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Complete
Forbiden Love by bellaswan18 reviews
What if the one you loved belonged to someone else.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Jasper
Cullens by Twilight-Cullen-Fan reviews
My story is updating the Cullens life 100 years after the last book ended. New characters, with new powers! Please read and review! This story was not fully finished, but sadly won't be finished...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 13,004 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It began with Alice by Ashley Speck reviews
When Alice has a vision of a human girl being attacked by a vampire she saves her with the help of Jasper and Rosalie. When they kill the vampire Alice thinks of one thing that will save the girl... biting her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009
Reunited by wolverinacullen reviews
During Eclipse, James comes back in the midst of the big battle between Victoria and Edward. James finds Riley's in love with his mate, and gets territorial. What will this mean for Bella, being in it's midst?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2009 - James, Victoria - Complete
Bachelorette:The Twilight Edition by Poptarts.Shoelaces reviews
Bella has never met any of the Cullens, She has just graduated High School, and is loveless. Edward Cullen has also not found love for 109 years. Will he find true love on The Bachelorette? Tune in to find out! Supernatural included. Rated T to be safe!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,897 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
CULLENZ VZ: ONE NIGHT TWO TEAMS MANY DISASTERS by XCarlie.CullenX reviews
CULLEN BOYS VZ CULLEN GIRLS. TRICKS TRAPS AND TRIALS. EVERYTHING GOES. KIDNAPPING, WEREWOLVES AND DARES!EVEN SOME VERY GAY OUTCOMES! Nothing to serious all for fun! PLEASE R&R! :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,815 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
Starry Night by ringswraith reviews
When Edward found Bella, she changed his world. What would happen if he lost her? This is the story of another vampire, Giovanni, who lost his beloved Margherita many, many years ago- and when his world collides with Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,925 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
Faultlines by Pinky Brown reviews
Breaking up is hard to do, but Ron and Hermione are about to discover that putting the pieces back together is even harder. This story was nominated in 5 categories and Winner of "Best Angst Fic" at the 2008 Ron/Hermione Awards on LiveJournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 204,241 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
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Forget Wonderland reviews
Ugh! Outlandish is hard to find! Anyways this is continued from the end of Alice in Wonderland...yeah, that's it. And characters are not listed here because that would be a spoiler.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010
Twilight On Crack reviews
What happens when vampires get drunk/high? Read to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,208 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009
Fairytales reviews
“I’ll always love you, Bella,” I insisted. “I’ll wait for you. Someday I’ll find you and we can get married and live happily ever after.” She started to get mad. “Happily ever afters don’t exist, Edward. They’re just in fairytales. Goodbye, Eddie.” OoC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Edward, Bella
Evening's Fate reviews
Sequel to North Star. Previously Dusk is the End.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,221 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009
The Suicidal Teenager and her Sparkly Boyfriend reviews
Almost-spoof of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009
North Star reviews
“I told you to be careful. It’s not my fault you didn’t take my warning,” he said, tilting my head back and smiling. I screamed as Jason’s teeth pierced my neck. The Cullens eventually come in. Better than it sounds. Please read?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 36,982 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009
The Cullens Meet Colin reviews
This story takes place a hundred years after Breaking Dawn. As a vampire comes to Forks, Washington, the Cullens are curious about him. Is he dangerous? Will Colin join the Cullens or not? I do not own any of the characters or books,except Colin
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
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