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Joined 03-29-09, id: 1882700, Profile Updated: 10-27-09
Author has written 15 stories for Class of the Titans, Legion of Super Heroes, StarTrek: The Original Series, and Lord of the Rings.

Hello, thank-you for coming to my profile page, it makes me very happy :D

Please try to always have a purpose in whatever you do.

On the other sock, please feel free to PM me for no reason, just to say hello or to tell me what an idiot you think I am.

I don't mind if you don't read my stories, but if you do it is always polite to review.

Jay5merlin out.

Fiction I am a fan of: Class of the Titans, Legion of Superheroes, Fruits Basket, Star Trek, Teen Titans.

I did not realise until after a few months of joining the COTT fandom that my pen-name resembles the name of one of the characters. I am mildly mortified by this, and assure you that it was completely unintentional.

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How to NOT Write a Legolas Fanfic by your.daily.dose.of.fanfic reviews
STOP! Are YOU planning on writing a Legolas FanFic? Well, you can throw your totally-cliche plotline out the window because here a few examples of how to NOT write Legolas FanFiction. A parody of all crappy Legolas FanFiction.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,261 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Legolas - Complete
Star Trek: The Parody by fagur fiskur reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. A parody of the 2009 movie, with slight (hah) homoerotic undertones.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Five Times Spock Told Kirk to Shutup by safirewoods reviews
Five times Spock told Kirk to shut-up and the one time Kirk kissed him. Written for the ST09 Kink Meme on LiveJournal.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/5/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Star Trek: The Parody Factor by TrekFan24905 reviews
Star Trek TOS parody. Mostly random humor that pops up when I watch episodes of Trek late at night in that stage between being asleep and being awake. Read, enjoy, comment if you'd like! How far will Kirk go while looking out for number one?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Ask the Legion by AnaXaver reviews
ask your Favorite legionairs questions or make them do whatever you want!
Legion of Super Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,678 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009
Dare by 1000GreenSun reviews
When the Legion is kidnapped from HQ, what will they do? To make matters worse, their powers are in the hands of...A reality TV host? Dare the Legion to CRAZY stuff! You want 'em to do something? They'll do it! Watch DARE with your host, Super Green Sun!
Legion of Super Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,375 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
Running by Skates16 reviews
Running away from everything isn't the answer. Run, run as fast as you can little heart, because soon someone will catch you when you trip and stumble. Atlanta/Archie, one-shot.
Class of the Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Archie, Atlanta - Complete
Spring Cleaning by Storm Warning reviews
Neil is forced to clean, while Atlanta and Theresa make a evil plot.
Class of the Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Atlanta, Theresa - Complete
Star Heck II: The Froth Of Kardygon by Drassil reviews
Written not long after Star Heck. An average day for Captain Jirk and his below average crew.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Complete
The Legion of Super Spoofs by 1000GreenSun reviews
It’s the Legion of Super Spoofs! Join Whitening Lad, Pattern Girl, Bulimic Boy, Spam, Hairgel, Drinking Violet and many more on their odyssey to keep the universe safe. Lots of warnings inside
Legion of Super Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
Legion of Superheroes User Guides Season One by DeejaVu reviews
A bunch of User's Guide for the Legion of Superheroes. Rated T for mentions of slash. DISCLAIMER:I don't own LoSH. Chappie Nine: Fatal Five
Legion of Super Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,226 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007
Road Trip by hyperpsychomaniac reviews
The gang takes a road trip. Bur road trips aren't always fun, especially if you're the driver. More like frustrating. And then there's the flat tyre...
Class of the Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
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LOTR a parody reviews
I know how everyone and their cat has written a parody of LOTR, so I apologise for that, but it was fate. Exactly what it says on the tin. In script format so if that unduly upsets people I will remove it. Rated T in case.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2011
All That Is Wrong With Life reviews
Set near the end of S1 where everyone goes on a road trip and trouble occurs. Random, chaotic and possibly mildly OOC, because I can't seem to write anything serious anymore.
Legion of Super Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010
Hidden Anger reviews
All is well in the world until Kirk hurts himself, not too badly mind you, and McCoy goes uncharacteristically ballistic. What could this be? Oh, my. Plot, summary, rating, genres etc. will develop over time to please be patient and RxR!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2009
The Problems With Curried Squid reviews
More mindless randomness for you to enjoy. LL and B5 are stuck in a box, yet soon find them selves in a rather more stickier situation. Meanwhile, their failing and slightly dysfunctional rescuers are about to sink a large seafood building. Help.
Legion of Super Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
Cheerful Thoughts reviews
Random stuff about the characters thoughts and feelings. It's finally finished after over 6 months!
Class of the Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Complete
Adventures on a Hostile Planet reviews
McCoy is stuck on a hostile planet with undesirable company. My first Star Trek fic so harsh criticism is appreciated.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2009 - L. McCoy - Complete
COTT Question Time! reviews
Yay, now is your chance to ask everyone in Class of the Titans a question. I have finally bothered to write the next chapter. Reviews are still welcome, even if everybody's run out of questions!
Class of the Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,437 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009
Entomophobia and Interviews reviews
Some of you may remember LL's obsession with mosquitoes. What if he was obsessed with all things insecty? And what if he went of for a random interview for no apparent reason other than it fits with the story line? Better than it sounds. One-shot
Legion of Super Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
My Little Sister's Story reviews
Here is a story that my little sister aged 10 has written. I was her beta editor. She likes to include herself in all her stories. She loves to write and would really appreciate some positive feedback to help her improve. Thank you, love Jay5merlin.
Class of the Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
Leaving friends behind reviews
I have been saving this for a time when i have no story ideas. It's a bit depressing, i was depressed at the time. Based on the beginning of Cronus Vanquished ep. 27.
Class of the Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Complete
A Day in the Life of a legion Comic reviews
I'm sorry, this is absolute rubbish, i was just bored. I'm not expecting reviews, though i do like them. I have just been reading the comic and the way they think is a bit like this. Nothing has changed, except character names. LongLiveInsanity was mad.
Legion of Super Heroes - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Complete
Predictable Behaviour reviews
Following the advice of certain individuals, i got myself into a sugar high beofre writing this by eating stale icing sugar. This should tell you all. I'm sorry about the rubbish title, i couldn't think of anything better.
Legion of Super Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
Conversations reviews
Conversations between various members of the Legion. The title says it all really... The product of a bored and tired 13-year-old. Rated T for language in certain places.
Legion of Super Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Complete
Drabbles reviews
This is my first time at drabbles, they are basically ideas i have been mulling over for a while. They are also supposed to be funny so i am sorry if they are not.
Legion of Super Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete
The Plane Flight a comedyish reviews
This is a comedy ish which takes place during a plane flight, sorry, slightly obvious . A lot most of it happens in the actual airport too. What will happen to our dear heroes as they are thrown together on a rather small plane?
Class of the Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Complete
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