Peta Berwynne
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Joined 03-29-09, id: 1882744, Profile Updated: 08-22-11

Buenos Dias.

Hey; I'm Peta B and I'm a student who likes writing in my free time. I live around the south-east of the UK. I love to get out and about, and cycling and baking and playing an instrument. I love drawing even though I can't. Admirer of architecture and interior design. Lover of love and all things pessimistically optimistic and Jason Mraz, topped with a nice cup of black coffee. Not to mention all of the other Jason's - Wade and Derulo...

But hey ho, overall I'm a hopeless romantic, quiet and shy (unless under the influence of coffee...which you probably do NOT want to see...)

OVERALL-THANKS FOR SUPPORT

hugs,

Peta Berwynne.

BOREDOM STRIKES AGAIN:

List characters from Twilight from 1 to 12 before answering. DO NOT LOOK AT THE Q'S (cheater...)

1. Charlie

2. Seth

3. Alec

4. Jane

5. Edward

6. Alice

7. Emily

8. Mike

9. Jasper

10. Lauren

11. Rosalie

12. Bella

1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?

Alice/Rosalie? Nope. Not particularly (nothing against homosexuals) I can't let go of the idea of Alice NOT being with her southern guy, likewise with Rose and her bear.

2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Jane? HELL NO. The girl scares me.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Rosalie got Mike pregnant? Hehe, I would be in hysterics. Ha. I can just visualise a pregnant Mike already...

4. Can you recall any fics about 9?

About Mr Sexy Southern? Hell to the yeah. AxJ fics are the cutest. No matter what fic, main characters or not, I will always love this pairing to bits.

5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Seth and Alice? Hm, maybe. Seth is lovely, as is Alice, the crazy optimistic thing. Yes indeed.

6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why?

Edward and Jasper or Edward and Lauren? Edward and Jasper hands down. I dislike bitchy Lauren (which is how she is portrayed most of the time).

7. What would happen if 7 were to walk in on 2 and 12 making out?

Right, let's see... Emily walks in to Seth and Bella making out? Ew, that's practically incest. I would run for the hills screaming tbh - Seth and Bella..(cringe) its more of sibling love if you catch my swing...

8. Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.

Alec and Lauren, huh? Okay... Alec decideds that Jane is a whore, and a really bad whore so he goes looking for a new whore, meeting Lauren the human, only to fall in love with Lauren the wonderful (BITCHY) slut. Then the Volturi decide they want to throw a gay parade, HAPPILY EVER AFTER; THE END.

9. Is there any such thing as a 1/8 fluff?

Charlie and Mike...er I don't think so. There are probably reasons why too...

10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.

EmilyxBella? Hmm... how about 'Muffin Girl Meets Emo' Okay, I have nothing personally against Bella, it's just how damn Naiive she is. I mean COME ON. Why the hell is she bugging Edward for sex constantly? He gets the message hun (and I know you're thinking 'who wouldn't ask him for that') but we need to think about poor virginal Edward here.

11. If you wrote a song-fic about 8, what song would you chose?

Mike? Shake it - Metrostation, for when in the movie he kept shakin his but outside the diner. Lol. What an idiot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2en3uB8IT0&feature=related

12. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would your warning be?
Charlie/Alice?

WARNING: THIS IS SHIT.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

I am currently reading a fic about Edward and Bella...so not that far away, sheepishly enough.

You really live in the 21st century when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. Check.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years Check-ish

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or Facebook In some cases.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV Mhmm.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. Ish.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. Yup.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. Nope...but do carry on.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. Clever.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. Shut up genius.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Mind reader.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. Fine then...

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We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8191 - Favs: 7,467 - Follows: 7,766 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 21256 - Favs: 11,721 - Follows: 7,460 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10706 - Favs: 9,364 - Follows: 7,030 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19575 - Favs: 6,526 - Follows: 4,465 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
God Love Her by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
Bella is the police chief's perfect daughter. Edward is the surgeon's delinquent son. When Bella catches her boyfriend cheating on her, she throws all caution to the wind and hops on the back of Edward's motorcycle for the ride of her life. All Human *Now Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,037 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 3,429 - Follows: 2,922 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Romance by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. Bella is the New Girl. Edward is the school bad boy, with the rumours and reputation to match. Is any of it true? Will Edward's bet wreck everything he didn't even know he wanted? Street races, parties, piercings and a motorbike equals romance?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,417 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fallen Angel by Edwardsfallenangel reviews
After being bullied by the Cullen's and Hale's for years Bella leaves and becomes a famous model. But now shes back, what will the group think of what they think is the new girl and what will Edward think of her payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,231 - Reviews: 3001 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 1,826 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/6/2009
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20096 - Favs: 11,699 - Follows: 6,907 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Survival 101 by GumieStarz reviews
When Bella and her new friends Alice and Rosalie get a job on The maiden voyage of Cullen Cruise's new ship, They meet three mysterious strangers. But when the ship crashes, leaving them stranded on an island, will love blossom? or will war ensue? AH, AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,010 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 1/6/2009
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7297 - Favs: 4,139 - Follows: 3,785 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10606 - Favs: 11,689 - Follows: 12,383 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7139 - Favs: 5,369 - Follows: 4,079 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3632 - Favs: 4,411 - Follows: 4,533 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11472 - Favs: 9,033 - Follows: 6,575 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
At Your Own Risk by xrxdanixrx reviews
Everyone at school knows the infamous, rebellious Bella Swan, even straight-laced Edward. But who is she really, apart from the rumors? Edward finds himself stumbling down a dark path trying to understand her. But in the end, will it be worth it? AH EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 207,467 - Reviews: 2822 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
An Acquired Taste by Magnolia822 reviews
Arrogant British celebrity chef Edward Cullen made an impression on NYC caterer Bella Swan long before either one of them became a success. Now, armed with her cat and a devious practical joke, Bella's plan may turn up the heat for both of them. ExB OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,903 - Reviews: 5226 - Favs: 3,956 - Follows: 2,737 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taken by sheviking reviews
Re-posted as Taken in the Night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 6814 - Favs: 2,254 - Follows: 1,968 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4444 - Favs: 7,085 - Follows: 4,119 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It Happened One Night by spanglemaker9 reviews
Just one night, just for fun, no strings and no expectations. Simple things never stay that way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,526 - Reviews: 4042 - Favs: 3,940 - Follows: 2,817 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7139 - Favs: 5,193 - Follows: 3,297 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Work of Art by abstract way reviews
Brilliant artist Edward is celebrated in the art world, but are trappings of fame also destroying him? In the lust filled world of art-whores & predators, feisty Bella knocks him off his pedestal. Will he realize that she alone has the power to heal him? ...Note: The primary story of Work of Art was pulled and published.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,951 - Reviews: 6419 - Favs: 2,878 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lock Down by RedEnglishRose reviews
Edward Masen in the music room, Bella Swan in the library, Emmett McCarty in the gym, Jasper Whitlock in the history room, Alice Brandon in the art room and Rosalie Hale in the garage. Who knew being locked in school was fun? AH/AU, a bit OOC. ExB/JxA/RxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,887 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
The Transfer by bannerday reviews
Bella transfers to the Univ of WA; to a dorm with the Twilight gang. She runs into Edward her first day, leaving him on the ground & her things littered about. Sometimes you find what you didn't know you were looking for. AH, BPOV/EPOV, humor and hotness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 538,694 - Reviews: 4091 - Favs: 2,545 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
So You Think You Can Dance Cullen? by darkroselight reviews
Bella is a young dancer living in Phoenix and a hopeful contestant on the next season of "So You Think You Can Dance" where she meets none other than Edward Cullen. Full summary inside. Normal pairings, All Human. E/B, A/J, R/Em
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 262,890 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Modern Bandits and Neglected Dreamers by Neliz reviews
An abused girl and a mysterious "business" man meet a bus station, a trip to seattle, relationships are born, walls are broken, but always with a bang! Would he be able to bring her up or will the "business" bring them both down. AH/AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,283 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Foul Territory by rinabina reviews
After being dragged to a baseball game by her best friend, Bella Swan meets handsome first baseman, Edward Cullen with the help of a rogue foul ball. There's something about him that she can't put out of her head, and apparently neither can he. E/B AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,236 - Reviews: 3334 - Favs: 4,578 - Follows: 2,334 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullen Sutras by Magnolia822 reviews
After a difficult breakup with her longtime boyfriend, Bella meets a sexy, but enigmatic, yoga instructor whose dedication to the art masks a hidden sorrow. Further complicating matters is his loyalty to the yogic practice of brahmacharya, celibacy! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 186,863 - Reviews: 2987 - Favs: 2,411 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
Classmates Bella, Edward, Mike, and Tyler are invited to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks. Bella is sharing a hotel room with the guys. What happens? Truth or dare, streaking, injuries, jealousy, and a growing attraction between Edward and Bella. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,441 - Reviews: 3256 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Row 61 Seats A & B by Zosie reviews
Bella Swan, 18,virgin, learns about lust in a dark cinema with a beautiful stranger.What does she teach him? Varied lemons acted or reminisced t suitable for the faint hearted. There is a plot!Warning Jasper and Alice very OOC. Not cookie cutter.ta'd by Mandee,from Utah. I'd have no idea how far is not too far for American readers if not for her guidelines.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,577 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Young Pilgrims by ineedyoursway reviews
Bella lives a life without passion. Passion is the only thing Edward has.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,199 - Reviews: 2161 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Grand Jeté by stella luna sky reviews
Bella's life is full of certainty and boredom. A dance instructor without passion, she has no idea that the handsome man in her night class will teach her how every moment could be her big moment, and how every breath could be the last. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,071 - Reviews: 3776 - Favs: 3,126 - Follows: 1,705 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Feel Good Drag by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella is one of the top street racers in Arizona. But when a recent race ends up in a police chase, Renee sends her to live with Charlie in Forks. What happens happens when she discovers an underground racing site, and meets new friends? SUMMARY INSIDE AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,450 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6762 - Favs: 9,641 - Follows: 2,985 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You feel so good you make me s s stutter by Lu82 reviews
You never know what to expect when you accept an invitation from Matthew Bellamy and Dominic Howard… warning: kinky crossover!:P
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,710 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Complete
Mike Meet My Husband? by countrydoglover reviews
Bella Swan is attending a ball like party, when Mike Newton starts talking to her. Bella, in an act of desperation, grabs the closest guy pretending he is her husband. How will the green eyed man react? ALL HUMAN!More is sure to unfold...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,253 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9333 - Favs: 6,388 - Follows: 3,693 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nerd Alert by LaPushWolf reviews
Bella's got the hots for the library bookworm. Alice is trying to charm the new southern waiter. Rose is trying to impress the schools baseball star. Will the girls ever get up the nerve to turn their fantasy boys into reality?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,093 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Ladder to the Sun by Rosybud reviews
How can you die when you've never really lived? That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live. Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human, EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,847 - Reviews: 2510 - Favs: 3,879 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2899 - Favs: 4,144 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dance with Me by tinaababy reviews
A major league baseball player with a bad rep needs to clean his image. He signs on to do a reality dance show. Will he clean his image and have the right kind of chemistry with his partner? AU & AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 115,096 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14209 - Favs: 15,211 - Follows: 8,265 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4158 - Favs: 3,502 - Follows: 2,414 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4562 - Favs: 3,783 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5690 - Favs: 6,453 - Follows: 3,719 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Happens In Vegas by shasta53 reviews
When Alice and Jasper choose to have their bachelor and bachlorette parties on the same weekend in Las Vegas, chaos ensues and the crew finds out that What Happens In Vegas does not stay in Vegas. All canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 245,815 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9457 - Favs: 7,781 - Follows: 3,239 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Safe With You by sheviking reviews
One-shot birthday present for my beta, Melanie. Bella takes a nanny job for the summer with a rich family. When she meets Edward, the incredibly hot gardener, she is sure that he will break her heart if she isn't careful. Lemons and the usual stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 205 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2855 - Favs: 3,514 - Follows: 1,820 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10021 - Favs: 7,420 - Follows: 6,118 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
The Cullenary School by kaitlintheclarinet reviews
Roommates Bella Swan and Rosalie Hale get full ride scholarships to "The Cullenary School". It is run by Esme and her children Alice, Edward, and Emmett. What will happen when they all meet? Will this be a recipe for disaster? AH AU OOC cannon couples rxr
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 97,596 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Love in a Elevator by Uk Alice reviews
It does exactly what it says on the tin. What can happen on the ride up to the 20th floor!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Edward, Bella
La Libertà di Amarci Qui Senza Limiti by CheapMonday reviews
The sequel to A Blind Love in A Minor. Years have passed since Bella gained her sight and Edward's funeral. But is their love dead? Read and discover how your past has the ability of coming back to haunt you when you least expect it. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,109 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Eddie's Little Secret by jajo reviews
What is real and what is fiction? Bc right now Edward is a player with a harem of 8 women, Bella could care less about Edward's love life, Emmett and Jasper are the perfect couple, Alice is an ice queen clueless about her looks, & Rosalie can avoid love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,733 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Baby your the one by XCarlie.CullenX reviews
E/B have been given one final school project. How 2 be parents.The gang is paired off 4 a month can their friendship last through this?Secrets, jobs, drunken mistakes, BABIES how far can friendships be pushed? Is love enough?AH NOMINATED 4 2 CULLEN AWARDS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 56,580 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Changing Prejudices by IHateCleanBreaks reviews
Bella is the night manager at a luxurious, but small hotel. She is not easily impressed by celebrities. Edward is a hotshot movie star who has forgotten that the world does not revolve around him. He books a room in her hotel. AH. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,600 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Cullen You Do NOT Dazzle Me, NEW VERSION! by 1264669 reviews
EDITED AND NEW. Edward and Bella run in two different social circles. Edward is Mr Abercrombie and Bella has a big attitude. Can opposites really attract?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,903 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
All Because of A Reese's by Shai Butter reviews
“I will love you forever if you let me have that,” I said suddenly, surprising myself. Edward chuckled. “Is that a promise?” he teased...Forget about Alice, Edward is Bella's new college roommate. What will happen? Is love in the air? Full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 56,131 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hate's An Aphrodisiac by TwiHardVixens reviews
Edward and Bella have to work together to get back Alice's wedding dress after a mix up takes place and realize just how strong of a passion hate truly is. It's a thin line between love and hate, and for these two, that line is called lust. M for LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,543 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
GHOST by theD'Urberville reviews
Loosely based on The Ghost and Mrs. Muir. Bella's a widow, buys a new house which happens to be haunted by none other than Edward Masen. Will Bella stay and find out what he's all about, or will she run away screaming? Is love possible beyond the grave?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,135 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First Time Caller by bellamarie117 reviews
Bella is a grad student moonlighting as an 'Adult Phone Entertainer'. One night she gets a call she'll never forget. Fluffy O/S, BxE, AH. Rated M for language and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,505 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 316 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Blind Love in A Minor by CheapMonday reviews
Bella Swan is a blind girl who is content with her state of blindness. She has never seen herself in a mirror before and does not know the tingling sensation, also known as love. Until she lands in Forks and meets a certain musician, Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 96,752 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Boyfriend's Parents by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella goes downstairs to get a drink at her boyfriend's and finds more than just a glass of water. LEMONS AH OOC Bella/Esme/Carlisle - you have been warned. Adult themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,723 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Esme - Complete
The Art of Seduction by far-to-jaded reviews
Bella gives Professor Cullen a lesson he won't soon forget.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,394 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2783 - Favs: 2,050 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Saving Alice by Jral reviews
Edward Masen is a Scout Sniper for the Marine Air-Ground Task Force. When reporter Alice Brandon is captured by the North Korean Army, it is up to Edward and Force Recon to save her, with the help of NSA Cryptanalyst Isabella Swan. M for language/violence
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,139 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth Or Die by theslow1 reviews
What happened to Truth or Dare? The Cullens have a new game and one that will scar everyone for life with unnessecary memories. Rose and Newton, Emmett and Edward, Alice and a mud bath, and a forbidden game all wrapped into one story. Eclipse please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,506 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 1962 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Becomes Attainable by BrownEyeddGirl reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since birth. They've been though everything together, but once one confesses their love, will their friendship be able to handle the transition? Or will the dramas of a relationship be too much? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 201,483 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Guns and Roses by RosieWilde reviews
Bella and Edwardʼs relationship is interrupted by WWI. He dreams of glory as a soldier, and she must figure out life without him. A moving story of how friendship turns to love when survival is in doubt. ExB AU/AH. Finalist in the Indie TwiFic Awards.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,809 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5574 - Favs: 5,135 - Follows: 4,522 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Twitanic by GingerMarauderette reviews
Bella & Edward meet on the most majestic, romantic, luxurious, famous ship ever to set sail. But when the famous disaster strikes, can their relationship survive? Can THEY survive? On hiatus
Crossover - Titanic & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,373 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 2,090 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Preggers and Proud by VampsofTwatlight reviews
Follows our story "To Walk a Mile in My Shoes". Alice wants to show Jasper exactly how it feels to be pregnant. Chaos ensues when she gets her hands on the magical herb that changed everything for Rose/Em. Lemons, OOC, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,978 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8711 - Favs: 14,176 - Follows: 2,937 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A wish upon a star by indjee reviews
Edward Cullen is the most popular guy in school. Everyones loves him, except Bella Swan. But when they have to do a project together she finds out there's more to him than just good looks and arrogance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 62,579 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19444 - Favs: 12,199 - Follows: 5,575 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Speed Dating by sleeharp reviews
What happens when everyone goes speed dating and meets? Hilarity and romance Cullenstyle of course! AU ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,330 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007
Never Been Kissed by MissSiriusBlack-x reviews
All Human. Bella Swan has never been hip, never been cool and never been in, until now. Alice Cullen, her new roommate,decides that Bella is going to be to be those things. However Bella soon becomes the focus of unwanted attention from Edward Cullen. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,960 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Letters to Gramercy by OhMyWord reviews
I reached down; it was a plain, lined sheet of paper. I should have just crumbled it up, I shouldn’t have read the first couple of lines, and I shouldn’t have folded the paper and put it in my jacket pocket.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,369 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
Riding The Rails by Captain Jezebel reviews
Bella lives in NYC, one day while riding the subway she sees a very sexy stranger who gives her the ride of her life. AU AH OOC BxE one shot lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once upon a time on a reality show by AITWAWTICEWNY reviews
When Edward is made to go on a reality show to find a girlfriend, Alice makes his bestfriend of 18 years, Bella, be an undercover contestant to help him. But is she of much help? Nope. Unless you consider making out with him constantly, helping of course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,211 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5459 - Favs: 7,893 - Follows: 2,182 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Where your wings are by busybee10 reviews
Bella died when she jumped off the cliff, but she returned as an Angel. Can she and Edward forgive each other when they meet again? this is an adopted fic. i take no credit for the first 7 chapters All recognisable characters belong to Stephanie Meyer.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,416 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Let The Games Begin by luvemmett reviews
Bella joins the Cullens for Truth and Dare, except it's not your ordinary Truth and Dare - this is Cullen Style. How does Edward get stuck in Bella's truck with Mike and Jake? And what's with Alice in Wal-mart clothes? Who will win? Who will chcken out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,071 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
False Pretense by Brooklynn10 reviews
Bella Cullen is cheating on her husband, Edward. What happens when her tempermental husband finds out and wants to show Bella what she will be missing? LEMON one-shot, OOC, AU, and AH. Second lemon in my "path to becoming better at making lemonade."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2678 - Favs: 3,607 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
Unexpected Surprises by spike8705 reviews
bella and alice are sisters and alice always makes her go to those stupid dance classes. but what will happen when bella is paired up with Rose's new boyfriends gorgeous yet irritating brother AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,456 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7663 - Favs: 9,004 - Follows: 2,540 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fifty Cents A Ride by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human! Laundromats can be fun! Lemon! One-shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Aboard by BookMe reviews
Rosalie, Alice and Bella win a 3week luxury cruise around the Caribbean where they meet Emmett, Jasper and Edward. Pleanty going on in this story. Also my personal favourite; All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,563 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Cribs by Georgiana1234 reviews
Yo yo yo MTV, come check out my banging crib, MC carlisle shows you round his estate
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2007
7 Minutes In Heaven by Brittneys.Perspective reviews
When Bella and Edward Share an Intense Moment in the Closet During a High School Party, Edward Thinks He Has Bella Right Where He Wants Her - as His. Too Bad No One Spelled It Out for Bella. (Human)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,525 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete