Well, where do I start?

This is a pic of me when I'm in 6th grade. I might be that old, and I might not.

Okay, you can call me Kari. I just love the name Zoey...

You don't need to know how old I am, but I'm pretty young.

I used to like the Twilight series, but my friends got so obsessed with it that I soon hated it.

I am OBSESSED with Maximum Ride. (My friends love Twilight, but soon they will love MR... evil laugh)

GO IGGY!!

FAV BOOKS

Maximum Ride

Storm Thief

The Thief Lord

Watership Down

White Fang

A Great and Terrible Beauty

The Mediator Series

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

The Wereling

Secret of the Sirens

FAV MUSIC

Aly & Aj

Linken Park

Super Chick

Britt Nicole

Selena Gomez

Rebbeca St. James

Parry Gripp

Paramore

Lady GaGa

· The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’ meaning ‘many’ and the word ‘ticks’ meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.

· There are 3 kinds of people: Ones who can count, and ones who can’t.

· Always remember that you are absolutely positively unique; just like everyone else.

· Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

· If they say the truth will set you free, then way is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

· When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

· To be sure of hitting your target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit, the target.

· We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

· Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it to sit down and shut up.

· As long as there are tests, there will be prayer to public schools.

· If at fist you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

· 75.8 percent of people are afraid of clowns. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

· An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

· When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

· Don’t you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

· Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity… not so sure about the universe.

· 92 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe.

· If a tree falls down in a forest, and no one’s around to hear it, how the heck did it fall down in the first place?

· Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.

· We’re not retreating! We’re advancing in a different direction!

· Brothers are like slinkies…basically useless… but yet so amusing to watch them fall down stairs!

· Arguing with yourself is normal. It’s when you argue with yourself and you LOSE that’s pretty weird.

· One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

· Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if it’s your last day.

· LIFE is too SHORT to WAKE UP in the morning with REGRETS. So LOVE the people who TREAT you RIGHT, FORGET about the ones who DON’T. BELIEVE that EVERYTHING happens for a REASON. If you get a CHANCE, TAKE IT. If it changes your LIFE, LET IT. NOBODY said it’d be EASY, they just PROMISED it’d be WORTH IT!

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THOSE AGAINST DRUNK DRIVING, READ THE POEM BELOW AND COPY AND PASTE IT TO YOUR PROFILE!!

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said..
You told me not to drink, Mom,
so I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
that I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right.
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece.
I never knew what was coming, Mom,
something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
the kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
this girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high.
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put ' Mommy's Girl' on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,
Mom I'm getting really scared
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, 'I love you, Mom!'
So I love you and good-bye.

In memory of all those precious to us who were victims to drunk driving.

This is sooo sad! I get goosebumps everytime I read this... Read it!!

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.

My name is sarah I am but three,

My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car

My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse My name he calls

I press myself Against the wall.

I try and hide From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more,

I finally get free And I run for the door.

He's already locked it And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late

His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! This is sooo sad!!

This is another really sad thing...

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

Moral of the story: Don't bring weapon to school! No matter what you think shooting people up will NOT make anything better

Yet another sad truth:

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

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This is is cat

This is howcat

This is to cat

This is keepcat

This is a cat

This is retardcat

This is busycat

This isfor cat

This is forty cat

This is secondscat

Now read the THIRD word of every line. X

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92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile

If you are against Animal Abuse add your name to the list and add it to your profile or site. RogueWarrior869,BlackWolfHowling, Bubble Blower, roughdiamond5,

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If the Jonas Brothers said breathing wasn't cool 95 of girls would be dead. If you would be part of the 5 who'd laugh their ass off at them, copy this into your profile.

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If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, MysticalPearl,MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, Demond-Kitty-Chan, Zoey12321

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

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If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, post this in your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

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My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

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If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

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