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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

List ten Twilight characters in no particular order

1. Jacob

2. Bella

3. Edward

4. Jasper

5. Alice

6. Emmett

7. Rosalie

8. Carlisle

9. Esme

10. Charlie

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Alice/Charlie. No, and I never will. (Not my cup of tea.)

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

EDWARD?! On a scale of 1-10, Edward would be a -infinty. HE'S UGLY!

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Emmett gets Jacob prego? There would be much confusion amongst the chaos that would ensue.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Yep! Cuz everyone loves Esme! :)

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Rosalie and Bella? Yea, that'd be pretty funny

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Jasper/Carlisle or Jasper/Esme. Definitely Jasper/Esme. At least then he's not gay.

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in bed together?

If Rosalie discovered Edward and Carlisle in bed…together?! She would be scarred for life and then call Bella and tell her.

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

It was a beautiful day of July and Bella was lounging with her friends. Her stupid shiny volvo owner sat right beside her, but his body was completely covered. Suddenly, Emmett came along, snuck up behind her and ripped off her top and everyone in the Quad could see her bra.

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Jasper/Charlie? I don't think so.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Jacob/Alice? When the unexpected becomes expected.

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

If Jasper wanted to seduce Jacob he would dress up as Bella and kiss him.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read seven/nine slash?

Rosalie/Esme slash? I don’t think so…but what do I know?

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you choose?

For Charlie? Um…When I'm Gone by Eminem "Have you ever loved someone so much you'd give an arm for? Not the expression, no, LITERALLY give an arm for. When you know they're your heart and you know you were their armor. And you would destroy anyone who would try to harm her?" Aww, how sweet that he'd say that about his beautiful daughter... ='3

14. If nine was cheated on by two with five, what would nine say?

Esme being with Bella is weird enough for me, but if Bella was cheating on her with Alice, Esme would say, “Holy hell, my own daughter, too!”

15. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (2) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then ends up being stalked by (9). After hiring (10) to kill the creep, (1) follows the wise advice of (3) and moves next door to (5), where (s)he finally finds true love with (8).”

Jacob and Rosalie are in a happy relationship until Rosalie runs off with Jasper. Jacob, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Bella and a brief unhappy affair with Emmett, then ends up being stalked by Esme. After hiring Charlie to kill the creep, Jacob follows the wise advice of Edward and moves next door to Alice, where he finally finds true love with Carlisle.

Hey people! My nickname used to be Nibbles47, then it was DreameR-RemaerD, then I got bored of those so I decided to be Dreamer- XOXO, and then changed it to What-A-Golden-Eyed-Vampire...So yea, enjoy!

I hope you enjoy my stories, I worked really hard on them! I spend pretty much everyday at my computer trying to update for all of you so, I hope you enjoy it!!


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Twilight Chat Room by Hypnotized.By.Golden.Eyes reviews
The characters of Twilight chat about whatever they want. Why? Because they can!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 56,702 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/19/2009
Ice Red Murder by Tash Salvatore reviews
A series of murders that has made the cheif of police, Charlie Swan, lost for words. The police don't know who committed the murders and the doctors don't know how the victims were killed. Well, Doctor Carlisle Cullen knows how the victims were killed....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,551 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Carlisle, Charlie S.
Someday You'll Marry Me by jarethstwilighteyes reviews
Like I always say Swan,someday you'll marry me."I scoffed."In your dreams Cullen!" Another Bella vs. Edward story.Please read. I don't own anything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,550 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
The mistake by muggles-inlove reviews
Bella makes a huge mistake when edward is out hunting. find out what it is by reading this fanfiction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 12/12/2009
Twilight Chat by Emmett is a huggable bear-123 reviews
The Twilight people IM! Woot-woot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,850 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by jldarling83 reviews
Truth or Dare Cullen Style
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,867 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
the cullens game of truth or dare by edwward-cullen-is-sexy reviews
the cullens have a game of truth or dare click to see how it turns out :
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009
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What happens when Twilight takes a whole new twist...ON IM! With a freaky author That would be me . , WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Jasper
twilight truth or dare reviews
hiya! I am giving you absolutely no spoilers at all. That way you will be more interested in reading the story! Yay!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Alice
Twilight Chatroom reviews
HAHAHA!This is a Bella/Edward only story most of the time. Sometimes there will be extra characters, but usually it's only Belward. LOL! Reviewers get to be in the next chapts.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Twilight Remake reviews
Bella and Edward meet at the airport, waiting for their dads to pick them up. Will it be the same? Is Edward even a vampire? Will James come after her? A remake of Twilight. I hope you all like it! Rated T just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella, Edward