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Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Power Rangers.
Note You Can't Have Me: The polls are now closed. The option that won was option 2 with eleven votes. Option 4 had five votes, option 3 had three votes, option 1 had one vote. I will write all three options because it's my story and I can choose what I want to do, but the option I will update most frequently is option 2.
Name: Andrea ( you can call me Martinez if you like)
Location: Columbus, Ohio
Books/ series:Percy Jackson and the Olympians.(isn't that obvious), Break No Bones by Kathy Reichs and any other book that has to do with her series on Bones, The Wright 3 by Blue Balliet, Shadow Children series by Margaret Peterson Haddix, Turnabout by margaret Peterson Haddix, Both Sides of Time series by Caroline B. Cooney and The Girl in the Shadows by V.C. Andrews, Sea of Trolls by Nancy Farmer and last but absolutley not last, HARRY POTTER!
TV: CSI: New York, and Crime Scene Invetigation, Bones, House, Dollhouse, Hell's Kitchen, Power Rangers RPM
Movies: Jurasic Park, Home Alone, The Island
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, find line 4.
though wisely. They're nasty while they're happening and only
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what can you touch?
3. What was the last thing you watched on TV?
My Name is Earl
4. Without looking guess what time it is?
5. Now look at the time, what time is it?
6. With the exeption of the computer what can you hear?
My mom telling my brother to wake up
7. When did you last step outside, what were you doing?
Yestersday, we went grocery shopping
8. Before you started this survey what did you look at?
9. What are you wearing?
A shirt, jeans and socks
10. Did you dream last might?
Yes. I always do.
11. When did you last laugh?
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
pictures, a curtain and a picture of the Parthenon!! I love the Parthenon!:)
13. Seen anything weird lately?
My friend's video on Youtube.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
15. What is the last film you saw?
Kung Fu Panda
16. If you became a multy-millionare overnight, what would you buy?
I think I wouldn't buy anything, I'd donate some to charity and I'd save the rest.
17. Tell me something I don't know about you?
I don't like odd numbers except for 27, 57 and 3. I'm a Percabeth fan but I don't hate Rachel.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would it be?
I would hide all the guns in the world.
19. George Bush:
An idiot. : )
20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Rose or Rosa Guadalupe
21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
yeah, I guess
23. What's the last book you read?
The Land of Silver Apples by Nancy Farmer (it's the Second book in her series), it's awesome!! The first is The Sea of Trolls
Some words of wisdom:
Really dumb product labels:
On Tesco's Tiramisu desert: (Printed on the bottom) "Don't turn upside down." ( Too Late!)
16 things to do at Wal-Mart:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them into people's carts.
It's not weird to argue with yourself, what's weird is when you argue with yourself and loose.
Quotes that I like:
It's better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
If people question your sanity copy and paste this onto your profile.
Aoccdrnig to a rschee at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed every lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
If you can read the above copy and paste it onto your profile.
If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever walked into or almost walked into a wall because you were to interested in reading a book copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted anything onto your profile copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you talk back to the TV copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that people who don't like HP are out of their mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion copy and paste this onto your profile.
You know you live in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace or Facebook.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
Bring and use your own air freshener.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR WHILE UNDERGOING SURGERY:
1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."
2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."
3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"
5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"
6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingy."
7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."
8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"
9. "Damn, there go the lights again..."
10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them."
11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?"
Friends or Best Friends
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink
FREINDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandpa by grandpa
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
FRIENDS: Never see you cry
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
FRIENDS: Know only a few things about you
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
FRIENDS: Will help you move a body
FRIENDS: Try to help you when you get hurt
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when they turn you down
FRIENDS: Ask why your crying
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
FRIENDS: Are through highschool /college (drinking buddies)
FREINDS: Will ignore this
"I'm not crazy. I'm psychotic. There's a difference."
"There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over."
"My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time."
"Dream as if you'll live forever... Live as if you die today."
"Don't get mad; get sadistic."
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
"Common sense is the enemy of comedy."
"Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART."
"My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am."
"Knowledge is power; power is the root of all-evil. Therefore studying is evil."
"I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!"
"You know what?! Earth sucks, I'm going home."
"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity." (not so sure about the universe)
"Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?"
"What is this 'kindness' you speak of?"
"Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking."
"Do you love me because I am beautiful? Or am I beautiful because you love me?"
"They say 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people."
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
"He who laughs last thinks slowest."
"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."
"Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't."
"Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool."
"The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong."
"If the shoe fits, get another one just like it."
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer."
"A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries."
"The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room."
"A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well."
"When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty"
" I can multi-task, I can talk and annoy you at the same time."- TAG
List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.
1. Ziggy Grover (Power Ranger RPM)
2. Thorgil (Sea of Trolls)
3. Hermione Granger (HP)
4. Temperance Brennan (Bones)
5. Percy Jackson (PJO)
6. Chiron (PJO)
7. Dr. K (Power Rangers RPM)
8. Seeley Booth (Bones)
9. Annabeth Chase (PJO)
10. Justin Suarez (Ugly Betty)
11. Daniel Meade (Ugly Betty)
12. Betty Suarez (Ugly Betty)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic?
11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
17. "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).
18. What title would you give this fic?
19. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
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