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Joined 03-29-09, id: 1883272, Profile Updated: 07-20-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Gemma Doyle Trilogy.

I don't really know what to say!

I'm one of those people who gets insanely cranky when I don't write... So I do write xP

It's the only thing that keeps me sane ;)

Unfortunately I have the attention span of a moth, and forget that I'm writing something, start a new story, forget about that, start a NEW story etc. etc.

I'm pretty much obsessed with Harry Potter.. and yes, that's one of my only dirty little secrets ( my friend's don't understand the interest there rolls eyes)

Useless Facts about Yours Truely:

I hate bacon. I always have. Ickk

I'm a vegetarian (has nothing to do with why I hate bacon:P)

I'm a roller coaster fanatic!

I can't stand bad spelling and grammer (I forgive mistakes, but there is no need to butcher the English language people!)

I like cheese. Do you like cheese?

I like the smelly cat song from Friends :D

Actually I just like Friends in general

And I adore Phoebe: "I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin'
How was i supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen

If you ever see quirky phrases in my writing, it's probably because I actually say them.

I like sparkly things

I get distracted very easily by said sparkly things

That's not so great when you have softballs and baseballs flying at your face.

People tell me I'm "trying to grow up too fast", but I'm really just being me. No apologies.

Reading back on what I write, I hate it 95 of the time:D

I love meeting people, even though I'm very shy face-to-face

Sighs I'm the loser in love with the guy who doesn't know I'm alive. Well I suppose he knows I'm ALIVE... He's one of my best friends...

I tend to glare at nothing in particular

Actually, I just glare in general. Don't be offended, I do it to everyone even when I'm not upset:P

Have I mentioned I like cheese:D?

And camping

And makeup

And acting

And singing

And of course WRITING!!

I giggle a lot

And I have a strange laugh. Ever heard Lisa Kudrow laugh in any of the Friend's blooper reels? I kind of sound like that x)

I enjoy doing weird designs on my nails. The day I typed this I had leopard print:)

I burst out in random accents (not purposely, I can't controll it:P)

I'm odd. I accept it. Let's move on

I also adore the Gemma Doyle Books (and yes, I wish I could get me a Kartik:D)

If I don't update quickly, that's probably why. And, oh yeah, possibly because I have a life outside of the internet (:

Team Switzerland. I am Neutral, I am Switzerland.


Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

Reasons to date a Softball Player!

1) we have the perfect grip
2) we make it easy to get around the bases
3) we always pay close attention to the balls
4) we make slidin into places seem easy
5) we don't let you foul out
6) we love goin in for extra innings
7) we switch positions at least 7 times a game and we have great coordination with BOTH hands
8) we are ready for ANYTHING that is coming our way
9) we like keeping the lights on for night games
10) the game's not over until someone scores

11. we are down with getting dirty.
12. we aren't afraid to get on the ground for balls.
13. we will sacrifice her body.
14. we are always looking to hit it hard.
15. we aren't afraid to have balls fly at her face.
16. we know how to handle BIG sticks.
17. we always wants to get to the next base.
18. Actual Chant: stroke it, poke it, give it a ride, hit it up the middle and say bye bye.
19. If you get a good one, we can play all positions.
20. our Number 1 Goal is to Score.

Ha Ha so I love that! And it may seem gross but all of that is true when it comes to softball at least!

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Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3120 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 1,986 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dark Noon by Talise Lovela reviews
What would have happened if Alice had never seen Bella jump? My take on that story. Rated T just to be safe. New update- Bella isn't exactly human, but she's not a vampire... no idea what she is. FINALLY UPDATED! AFTER ALMOST A YEAR! sorry, guys...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,171 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella
How to Fake a Marriage by hermyandronforevr reviews
"What the hell are you talking about?" Hermione questioned. "You are not my husband." "That expensive wedding ring on your finger would prove otherwise," he contradicted. Chapter 18 is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,126 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10046 - Favs: 7,481 - Follows: 6,141 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
You Just Don't Know It by KnightPrincess13 reviews
ON-HIATUS. When a new family moves to the reservation, a new wolf emerges and shocks everyone. What will happen when Leah is forced to choose between two men who love her and she loves back? 1 yr Post-BD. Songfic. Jake/Leah/OC w/ some Leah/Embry. LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,116 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Leah, Jacob
Moonlight by brunettelamb reviews
Edward writes Renesmee's lullaby. Daddy-daughter bonding. Very small lemon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Bella Stakes a Claim, New Moon Fanfic by twilighteergrl29 reviews
Imagine if Bella was able to “betray her absent heart to save her pathetic life”. That instead of just thinking of the words she wanted to tell Jacob she actually said them. What would happen if Bella chose Jacob?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,366 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Jacob, Bella
The Isabella Swan Fan Club by brunettelamb reviews
Mike and his friends take "stalker" to a whole new level . . .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,763 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Mike, Edward
Choices by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Tess is forced to move to her old town, La Push, unaware that her childhood bully, Jacob Black will be living right across from her house. To make things more complicated, Jacob has imprinted on her and can't seem to stay away. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,606 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Jacob, Edward
Just to Get High by PeinSaku reviews
I stared in shock at the scene. My best friend — my only friend — was slumped against a dirty brick wall in an alley. There was just enough light from the full moon to reveal it to me. Something in the pit of my stomach told me exactly what was going on. [AU. Language Warning.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/1/2009 - [Sakura H., Hidan] - Complete
Colorado Sunrise by KnightPrincess13 reviews
OneShot with Rosalie and Emmett. Based on song by 3OH!3. Emmett mulls over his relationship with Rose and his past. Just some interesting insight into a deeper Emmett. R&R Thanks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Oh, Those New York City Drivers by LunaEquus reviews
Picks up immediately after the last sentence of TSFT. Canon Karma with a happy ending! SPOILERS AHEAD!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Demons by LunaEquus reviews
When Gemma uses the magic to save Kartik's life, he starts acting strangely. What are these demons that plague them?
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,367 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Complete
Nectar of the Gods by LunaEquus reviews
A chilling realization leaves Kartik and Gemma on the run for their lives. Who can they trust now but each other? On their quest to sort out the mess that has become their lives, they learn a few things about each other, and inevitably themselves.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,213 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Lily of the Valley by LunaEquus reviews
Gemma Doyle is nineteen years old, a new mother, and her marriage is falling apart. Will her relocation to America bring the fresh start she sorely needs, or will the trip there be enough? Bittersweet Karma. Complete.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,253 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Heart's Desire by Crystallord reviews
Oneshot. Gemma and Kartik enjoy an interlude together in the realms. Written to make up for some serious GemmaKartik withdrawal. Hope you enjoy.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Angels In Paradise by xoAngelicRebelox reviews
Written in flashbacks about Gemma and Kartik's lives together past and present in alternating POVs. Not much Realms action until later in the series. R&R!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007
The Kisses We Share by allure000 reviews
Gemma recieves a suprise visit from our favorite man with curls! Will she finally be able to reveal her true feelings for Kartik? And Vise-Versa? GemmaKartik! R&R Please!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,743 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
Seven Days in Sunny June by LunaEquus reviews
For seven days in June I wasn't lonely... A mini series exploring the relationship between Kartik and Gemma. Seven occurrences around the time of Gemma's 17th birthday. Complete!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,133 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete
Civilizing Kartik by LunaEquus reviews
In order to be accepted into the new Order, Kartik must agree to an initiation. Expect lots of grace, charm, and beauty and sweet pinkies out action! Last chapter up! Now complete.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,396 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
A Dance Pattern by AlinaJaqui reviews
Gemma recalls a certain Christmas day kiss. GemmaKartik, Oneshot.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Complete
Ghetto Romeo and Juliet by hermyandronforevr reviews
This is a ghetto twist on the ever popular "Romeo and Juliet." Rated PG-13 for language, mild drug use, and slight sexual references.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2005
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Demons Of The Past reviews
Picks Up After The Sweet Far Thing beginning with some Journal entries from Gemma. How is she? Has she forgotten about Kartik? Does she return to the realms? And will she cut her ties with England for good? R&R to find out :! Rated Teen to be safe.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009
Full Moon A New Moon SpinOff reviews
What happens when true love is gone? Will Bella survive another heartbreak? And will "her" Jacob be there to sew her heart together once again?-ON HOLD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward