alice the shopaholic
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Joined 03-29-09, id: 1883362, Profile Updated: 04-22-09
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Hello anyone who stumbles upon this lovely little profile.

Random things about me:

My name is Leah (you don't really need a last name, and if you do then I suggest you talk to therapist mr. stalker)

I am a California girl at heart. I love everything about it!

I started writing because I have so many little bits of stories floating in my head I need to get them organized somehow.

I am a grammar nazi. I cannot stand reading stories with bad grammar, and if I make a grammar mistake, please tell me (or else guilt will eat you from the inside out)!

However, I can't spell my way out of a paper bag. Spell check is the best invention ever!

I am not one of those authors who updates regularly or super often, so if I go a while without posting anything, please don't bug me too much.

I love music! I play three instruments, and I don't know how people live without music.

So, you have reached the end until I think of anything else to put on here!

On with the stories!

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Questions and Answers by little0bird reviews
When the past and present collide with the Potter/Weasley children... A bit AU with characters' names and some pairings. Family tree now posted on my profile page. 3/16/10 -- going back and cleaning up a few things; nothing major will change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 95 - Words: 447,904 - Reviews: 4671 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 12/18/2007
A Flower's Fame by Crystal Zelda reviews
Lily Evans has a secret: she's not really who she says she is. As her fame grows outside of Hogwarts, can she keep her identity, and herself, safe? And what about James Potter? He seems too interested in Lily's secrets... but what about his own?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,226 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Reel Life by SpecialK199 reviews
Used to feeling lonely in a crowded room, Edward Cullen is on another press junket for his latest film when a certain journalist breaks through the tedium. Half an hour later, she's gone - or so he thinks. Rated M for later chapters of the citrus variey
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,874 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 2,782 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forging Reality by ditzydizzydessy101 reviews
STANDS IN STEAD OF LAST CH OF DH Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny are hurled to the Marauder's time during the last battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,700 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Harry P., James P.
Carry On by Teenlaunch reviews
Harry suddenly finds himself in the time of the Marauders and in deep trouble. Will he be able to hide his identity from the Marauders? And will he realize the family he has wanted for so long is right beside him? timetravel, bondingfamily fic, AU no DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,024 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Harry P., Remus L.
Of Christmas Past by Chaser921 reviews
In Godric's Hollow on the Winter Solstice, HPGW step into a stone circle and are transported back in time seventeen years. They meet his parents, and Harry has to learn what is really important. He also has to deal with his relationship with Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,168 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Life Happens by ColorOfAngels reviews
A story of Harry and Ginny, their lives, friendships, realtionships and everything in between. Life doesn't always take the road they expect or want but they soon learn that no matter how hard they try to stop it, Life Happens Post OotP thru Post Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 131,416 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
Classmates Bella, Edward, Mike, and Tyler are invited to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks. Bella is sharing a hotel room with the guys. What happens? Truth or dare, streaking, injuries, jealousy, and a growing attraction between Edward and Bella. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,441 - Reviews: 3256 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
The First Day by little0bird reviews
The first year after the battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 251,033 - Reviews: 3385 - Favs: 2,328 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Fantastical Truths by L. Borealis reviews
Harry burst into a sudden smile and pulled her in, "I've never been happier to bump into anyone in my life." He didn't give her the chance to respond. His kiss elicited a light headed giddiness and a mind clearing that was close to being Obliviated...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 125,319 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5914 - Favs: 9,687 - Follows: 2,496 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight's Pixie by arwens-light reviews
Twilight from Alice's POV - chapter 20: Prom de la Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,760 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Everything I Need to Know by Bella Regia reviews
Kindergarten teachers see more in a week than most people see in a year. Come see a typical kindergarten school day for Esme with a handful of Forks' kids. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,612 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
A Million More Mistakes by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella is pregnant with her BFFs brother, Edward. Scared, she moves away but, 5 years later, Edward shows up. As Bella falls for him again, she realises that she has to tell him everything... until he introduces his fiancee... NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,436 - Reviews: 4357 - Favs: 2,876 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seventh Wheel by Justine Lark reviews
The Cullens are living in Forks, but before Bella arrives, Edward's definitely the odd man out. Still, there are times when they need his help! Each chapter is a separate story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,120 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Locker Room Talk by SeanEmma4Evr reviews
What happens behind closed doors in the boy's locker room of Forks High? For Mike Newton, locker room talk can be both silly, deceitful, and insightful.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Mike - Complete
Major Whitlock by indigotwinkle reviews
One day Jasper is sitting in History class... one-shot random nonsense.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Guardian Angel Alice by RozaBelikovXDimkaBelikov reviews
Alice has a vision of Edward being with a girl so she does everything in her power to make sure this vision comes true. So for about a decade, Alice finds herself being a guardian angel for this girl who will make her brother fall in love. Now full series
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,118 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Alice
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 2,092 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Where You Want To Be by emilie whoa reviews
When eight strangers get trapped in an airport during a freak blizzard, they expected to have a terrible night. But that's definitely not what fate has in store for them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,528 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Canon by SideKick55 reviews
The problem with living forever is...your secrets do too. This is probably the most peripheral Twilight fanfic ever. Give it a try, you might like it anyhow. Yes, the Cullens are in it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 129,528 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wallflower by Rolled-Over-Beethoven reviews
What's one step lower than a wallflower? Bella Swan. An Edward & Bella story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,134 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
This I Swear by OliviaJane reviews
With the wedding only a day behind them, Edward and Bella make little effort to remove themselves from their honeymoon bed. Come along as they ponder moments in their lives that lead them to this very moment. AU, AH, OOC. Project Series #3. Award Nominee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 101,587 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
From Where I'm Standing by runaway xo reviews
Series of One-shots. All in the different POV's of the many Twilight Characters and their perspective of Edward and Bella's relationship. Fluff. Of course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,568 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008
Of Gardenburgers and Spider Monkeys by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
A parody of the Twilight movie. Need I say more?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Western - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Athenodora, Chelsea
Black Friday Alice Cullen Style! by marykat reviews
Alice challenges the whole family to see who can get the best deal shopping on Black Friday. Everyone uses their "gifts" and hilarity ensues! I have three words for you: Emmett, lingerie and dressing room! Post Breaking Dawn, traditional pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,041 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Alice, Renesmee C./Nessie
An Interesting Reaction by Rebekahek623 reviews
Sequel to A Delayed Reaction: I knew going into this that James would have an interesting reaction to getting married, but I didn’t expect Sirius’s reaction. No, I will not ‘give him back’!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,891 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Lily Luna P., James P.
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Elégie Adagio by skinnylovex reviews
Bella's dream of going to the most honored music conservatory are finally fulfilled. Along the way, she meets some of the best friends she could ask for, and maybe a gorgeous piano player, too. All human AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,712 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brotherhood by LindaRoo reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting The Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Co-written with the awesome Blondie AKA Robin.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,195 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
Facing the Music by Eowyn77 reviews
Forks is rocked by a scandal involving the perfect Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,855 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
Cherub by Eowyn77 reviews
Edward, Bella, and Alice get some more "exposure" to Solimena's paintings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
How to Write a Harry Potter Fanfiction by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Seven steps to writing yet another cliched Harry Potter fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Their Room by aleximoon reviews
This is a Draco/Hermione fic. Basically, they're forced together for a class project and things take off from there. It's awfully long. **FINISHED!!!!!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,918 - Reviews: 3081 - Favs: 3,057 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 8/29/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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Forks reviews
Bella reflects back on the decisions she made in Forks and how appropriate the name "Forks" really is. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella - Complete
The Ballerina reviews
Harry is stuck as Dudley's chauffeur for the summer, what's the most interesting thing that could happen? Set after HBP, HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete