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Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

It is apparent that it is time for me to update this profile page...since I am not really that big a Twilight fan anymore. I have, however, always been a Harry Potter fan (Since before it became a
thing") I was arounf eleven or twelve when they came out and I began reading them. Harry Potter is amazing, and J.K. Rowlings truly is a 'wizard' with a pen...=)

OK, let me see...

I have a--FANFICTION ADDICTION!!

But, that is totally ok. I write anything and everything, but my favorite characters are...

Harry Potter:

Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Tonks, Hermione, Draco, Narcissa...Okay I like almost all characters minus Dumbledore, Voldemort, James Potter (what a prat!) and I semi like Bellatrix...when she is in fanfiction that doesn't make her crazy like she is in the novels lol!

Twilight:

Esme, Alice, Rosalie, Jasper, Emmet, and Carlisle, in the order...

I do not like Jacob, Renesmee, Bella, and Edward.

My stories are usually Really Out of Character, and if you have ever read one, you know that. If you don't like that then I have one suggestion: Don't Read Them!

AND: If you have the chance and you like Carlisle, Alice, Esme, Rosalie, Emmett, Jasper and some OC...READ Worthy Of Love by Marrabelle! It is AWESOME! (I LOVE IT) Marrabelle also has a series of oneshots out that are also pretty great themselves.

Another great read is Chances Are by marie0912...it is all human, with some interesting twists.

OH, and by the way, if there is a lag in my stories, and a couple days go by and I have not updated,

It is prob because I am in college--including summers--and I do have to study in order to make

the grade. Also, my internet is STUPID and does not always work.

ENJOY!!

June 2010. So, today I officially posted a new story. It is AH, AU. It is different than what I have done in the past, but I hope that everyone will enjoy it. I have really enjoyed writing it. As of write now, if everything goes as planned, there will be seventeen updates. However, there will be room for more if I choose to add a bit more here and there...which, with me is always a possibility. Anyways, happy reading! =)

--ash

Fav quotes from random places:

"The world will tell you who you are, until you tell the world."

"One wrong move and everything can shatter."

"God has a purpose for everyone that comes into your life..."

"Life is like shattered glass, but if you take a step back and look, you will find that it is actually quite beautiful."

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I was on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I CURSE a lot, so I MUST be a rebel.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I don't have many FRIENDS, so I MUST be unpopular
I am AGRESSIVE, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak

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Change isn't good or bad by Snake D'Morte reviews
Harry is not who he think he is. NiceMalfoy GrandfatherDumbledore BashingDursley. I have adopt it from blueeyeprincess100. And this will have spanking in it as a punishment and discipline you have been warn
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,996 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Maybe I'm Amazed by Alethea27 reviews
What if Severus had never called Lily Mudblood? What if Potter had never managed to break them up? What if they decided to get married and have children despite the turbulent times? If you like James 'Pothead' Potter, you best find another story to read. This story is AU. Image is from Dorian Gray and credited to Alliance and Ealing Studio, 2009.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 303,917 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Remembering Me: Taking Back Time by Trucklesinthetree reviews
Sirius Black, mass murderer and now escapee has the Wizarding world on alert - but what does this have to do with Harry? He's just looking forward to turning 13 aand the year ahead while Snape has the new challenge of parenting a teenager on his hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 88,960 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Armilla II by Coral Grace reviews
Sequel to Armilla. Armilla's story continues: the wizarding world is now at war and it seems old grudges must be put aside for the good of the Light. As Severus struggles to do this, Armilla also faces her own personal hardships. HBP year, but now AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 266,135 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Severus S., OC, Harry P.
A Mother's Duties by Sasha Snape reviews
In the past year, Brooke has adopted 15 year old Sam and 6 year old Chelsea. She is now raising them with the help of Lucas, Peyton, Haley, Nathan, and Karen. I do not own OTH or any of its characters. Adopted from samwannabe. Will contain spanking!
One Tree Hill - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,525 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Brooke D., Samantha W.
Of Births and Deaths and Everything In Between by EmPoweredBeing reviews
Harry starts his third year at Hogwarts and discovers a revelation about his past. How will it effect him and his future? HP/MM family fic, MM/AD later! Rated for mention of self harm nothing too drastic though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 157,616 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Harry James Salazar Snape by RUGoing2writethat reviews
On that fateful night, Severus Snape attempts to save Lily Potter. He is too late but he decides to adopt Harry Potter as his own child, Harry James Salazar Snape. This is set in an Alternate Universe. Currently being revised.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,250 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Little robe by evil minded reviews
AU / After a desasterous end ouf fourth year Harry is expelled from Hogwarts and Dumbledore sends Harry and Severus to a small academy in Canada. Will the now fifth year student manage to handle all the changes around him added to his usual troubles? And how will Severus handle his new post in a country where people don't know him as a death eater yet? Thanks for reading this story
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 148,954 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Breaking The Rules by caughtforCarlisle reviews
Bella asks Edward to help her cheat on a Biology test. He agrees. They get caught and now he must face punishment from his father Carlisle. Will Edward learn his lesson? Contains non-sexual spanking/corporal punishment. This a family fic. Non slash.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 219,791 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Edward, Carlisle
Changed for the Better by Gleeks09 reviews
Rachel doesn't have the caring fathers everyone thinks she has. When Quinn and her mom find out an unlikely frienship forms between the two girls. Shelby will also play a role. Starts after the first season. Please give it a look.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 103 - Words: 576,293 - Reviews: 3760 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
A Cullen Story by Holly-Batali reviews
All 10-year-old Jasper wants for Christmas is a Replica Stonewall Jackson Civil War Confederate Rifle BB gun. The response, from his brother Edward, his foster parents, his teachers, and the pretty Mary Alice from 2 streets over: You'll shoot your eye out
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Jasper
The Prince's Daughter by NoblyDevoted reviews
A new student enters Hogwarts as a 6th year after her mother disappears. While learning new spells and adjusting to school, she may unravel a secret. Is her mother’s real name Perdita? Or Hermione? How is Severus Snape involved?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,082 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Cullen Wife Swap by BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Being a Veela's mate by Chereche reviews
Draco comes into his veela nature early when his mate's life is in danger. Will their unique bond be enough to finally bring peace to the wizarding world? AU. Pairings, DM/HP, eventual SS/RL/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 408,673 - Reviews: 2485 - Favs: 2,468 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Details that change a life by bluerose88 reviews
A new nurse arrive at Hogwarts and everything change! What will happen now? spanking later on
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,123 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Bulletproof by Ed Westwicker reviews
Kole Malfoy is Draco Malfoy's twin sister. She loves her life except for one thing, her parents hate her because she was sorted into Gryffindor. Story better than summary. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,333 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Draco M., OC
Twelve Little White Lines by tahtiiawnuhFF reviews
Everyone has their own way to cope. Her's is in the form of twelve little white lines. This is the story about how she learned to stop. Eventual SSHG. Warnings: Self Harm, DH Spoilers, and EWE. Canon Character Death excluding dear Snivellus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,413 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Sacrifice to the Light by Starry.Smiles reviews
11 years until Hogwarts. Time would pass by quickly, but until then, they were content to know that she was protected by her new family, far away from evil that concealed the slight glimmer of Light that still remained in the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,767 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Road Maps by Leelan Oleander reviews
Sequel to BRANDED-It's now six years later, Bella is graduating from Dartmouth, Edward is in Med School. How have their lives changed over the past six years and what's to come down the road? AU-Human, Rated M for foul language, abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 161,027 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crazy Cullen Sex Talk by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
It all starts off as a harmless sexual education video... But that starts everything off. Blood flavoured condoms? Emmett a male prostitute? Alice and Jasper having sex in Edward's car? Lots of crazy, funny stuff starts to happen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,143 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
A Not So Peaceful Night by caesara reviews
Harry has only been at Hogwarts for 3 days and he may already be in trouble. When Snape finds him on his hands and knees, feeling around on the hallway floor at midnight, he knows that his chance of having a peaceful night are over. one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Changing For The Better by Frightening Little Monster reviews
When Carlisle and Esme can no longer take the constant fighting, they decide it is time for a change. They tell the Cullen teens and Bella to pack up. They are going on a road trip to learn how to overcome their problems and act like a family again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,443 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Time and Place to Learn by VictorianChik reviews
Sequel to A Time and Place to Grow. After spending a summer with Snape, Harry begins his sixth year at Hogwarts. But Snape is keeping an eye and a firm hand on him, and a new teacher, split loyalties and a looming fight with the Dark Lord await Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,823 - Reviews: 1829 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Way It Could Have Been by miraleeann reviews
Half way through his first year at Hogwarts Harry meets and is adopted by Sirius. This is a story of how their life could have been together. Spanking.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 70 - Words: 213,590 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Lusting After The Bosses' Daughter by OMDP92 reviews
AU. Kelly Gibbs didn't die in the car crash. She's now the Probie on Gibbs' team. And she's caught the eye of the senior field agent. Kel's stepmother Director Jennifer Shepard can only look on in amusement at how oblivious her husband is. JIBBS. KONY
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 46,012 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs
A Time For Conversations by potterfan2006 reviews
One shots Involving Carlisle and Esme Cullen with some of the others mixed in.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,396 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
Harry and His New Family by grugster reviews
Harry is getting abused by his relatives. When Snape and his wife find out about it, they adopt him. So now he has two little twin brothers and caring family to cope with. AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 85 - Words: 215,191 - Reviews: 3296 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A terrible mess by Mitzu Tu reviews
Hermione finds herself in a terrible mess as her parents disown her. What will she do? Where will she go? And who will look after her? Warning: Spanking in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Hermione G.
Stay By My Side by xx.Meryl reviews
A month after 15 year old Bella was adopted by the Cullen's, she finds out she is pregnant. This is the story of Bella's journey to find out the real meaning of family. ALL HUMAN. Edward and Bella later on in the story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 85,324 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Esme
The Cullens Go Counselling by CULLENS GIRL 95 reviews
If you think the Cullens are normal during school, think again! This is what happens when Jasper gets bored, Emmett is deprived, Alice wants to shop and Bella blows up! PostBD Canon-AU Slight-OOCness Canon-Pairing's
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,185 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 2/18/2009
The Cullen Swan Bunch by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
AH- Normal Pairings! Carlisle, Edward, Emmett and Jasper move to Forks where they meet the Swan women, Esme, Bella, Rose and Alice. Esme and Carlisle are not married.Girls/boys are single. Will they fall in love and live happily ever after. Rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,696 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 5/20/2009
Exceptions by beautywhispers reviews
How much more of Nessie's rudeness can Edward take? Edward guides his daughter through adolescence, but he needs to give her a little push. Warning : Spanking in first few chapters. non-sexual.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,162 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Girls Are a Different Sort of Different by rumpelsnorcack reviews
A series of conversations between Ginny and her mother. Goes through the major events of her life. Pairings as in canon, ending with Ginny/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,868 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Worthy of Love by Marrabelle reviews
Amanda has a sordid past, no living relatives, & a debt she owes to Dr Cullen. Secrets unravel & she's forced to accept him & his unique family into her life whether she likes him or not! *Theme: Neglect, comfort, family, & love* CXEs,AXJ,RXE & 2OC's *AU*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 220,382 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Carlisle, Alice
Of fathers and daughters by happierhere reviews
After Mr Weasley was attacked, Hermione worries that her parents may be in danger too. They go into hiding, but not before revealing they adopted Hermione when she was just a few weeks old... HG-SS: no romance!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,133 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Things Remembered by TeaCullen reviews
Sequel to Family Therapy. "Remember all the day's we never got to share together? I don't want you to miss a single one..." OOC at times, rated M for paranoia, R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,561 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Complete
The Cullen Kids Go to Work by ginnmeadows reviews
Carlisle is fed up with his spoiled rotten teens, so he makes them all get jobs.....will they make it? This is set after Breaking Dawn. From different POV's. ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,836 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009
Come Home Soon by The Alpha Wolf reviews
Jasper leaves after a confrontation with Esme. Will he come home? Spanking in later chapter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,144 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Jasper
Verbus Ad Verbera by SaintAugustana reviews
Eisley decides to pursue an activity she knows Carlisle wouldn't approve of. Warning: corporal punishment/cp/spanking.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,747 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Nessie learns a lesson by Stargirl888 reviews
Alternative version of "Renessme in Trouble" but contains spanking. Not in a sexual way. Nessie has been suspended 13 times in 12 years. See how Bella and Edward deal with the situation Also Alice
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,286 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
Temporal Guardian by LLALVA reviews
At the end of 2nd year, Molly Weasley is determined to stop Harry from returning to his relatives home. She and Madam Pomfrey force the powers that be in Hogwarts to find a more suitable place for Harry. May include corporal punishment later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 112,733 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bella gets Violent by Stargirl888 reviews
Okay so no major violence but you'll see when you read it. Alice has been annoyed by Bellas clothes for so long she finally does something about it - see how bella reacts. Slightly OOC but I think it could have happened. Contains Spanking, no sex. Post NM
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Sick by IsabellaDangelo reviews
Bella gets sick and the Cullens are there to help take care of her! Family fluff with a lot of Bella X Edward fluff. Post-Eclipse, pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,512 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Bella - Complete
Jasper's Realization by lizriley reviews
When Jasper let's his anger get the best of him he realizes something about his "coven". Warning: Spanking
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
First Impressions by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
The day Bella went to the Cullens' home for the first time. Starting at Chapter 15 of Twilight from various Cullens' perspectives. This story is the behind the scenes look at the day Bella met the Cullens. What happened where Bella could not see them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,856 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
Dear Esme by Samwelshdragon reviews
Bella writes a letter to Esme to say goodbye, AU of new moon
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Esme - Complete
Only a Mother, Post Breaking Dawn by alyells reviews
The trials and tribulations of raising another part of the Cullen family, from a very special mother's view. Esme's POV. Note to readers; Temporarily stumped for where to go, so cancelled until further notice. Sorry!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,878 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Esme, Bella
The ReEducation of Tommy Weasley by StarBlaz 2.0 reviews
Voldemort is caught and regressed to a small child. Following a rehabilitation program he is raised as a Weasley. Warning for harsh spanking of a megalomaniac turned child. Previously posted under a different user name
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,803 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Arthur W., Tom R. Jr.
Musings by juliette729 reviews
One Shot - Esme reflects on her family as they start out in a new city. Post BD.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Esme - Complete
Consequences by reading is my addiction reviews
Edward was scared. He had never been punished in school before. Tears made their way silently down his cheeks as he was marched into the classroom.' WARNING: This story will contain the corporal punishment, i.e. spanking, of a minor in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,266 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Edward - Complete
Worth It by lizriley reviews
Edward decides some things are just worth it. WARNING: Spanking
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
Store Bought Woman by The Sound and the Fury reviews
Rosalie is about to find out that her beauty is not currency in the Cullen household. Love is unconditional and free of charge. Respect and trust, however, must be earned. WARNING: Corporal punishment, i.e. spanking.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Carlisle, Rosalie
The Adventures of Nessie and Her Lost Boys by alybee reviews
Post Breaking Dawn. With Bella and Edward away, Esme and Carlisle watch Nessie. Add in Jacob and his pack and the fun is sure to begin.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,467 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Esme, Renesmee C./Nessie
I'm No Coward, I'm Not by lizriley reviews
Jasper sets out to prove that he's not a coward. WARNING: Spanking
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
Old Traditions by beautywhispers reviews
Just when Edward thought he could keep yet another secret from Bella, he gets in a lot of trouble with Carlisle, and is forced to admit the truth. Warning : Spanking. non-sexual.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,588 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
The Love of a Father by reading is my addiction reviews
It was an unbearable pain. She didn’t want me, not her daddy, not the monster that punished her. She wanted her mother.' WARNING: This story will contain the corporal punishment, i.e. spanking, of a minor in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Love Will Lead You Back by The Sound and the Fury reviews
After a tragic hunting accident threatens to expose them, Jasper abandons the Cullens and resumes his former habits. But will the love of his adoptive family call to him over his thirst for human blood? WARNING: Corporal punishment, i.e. spanking.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,068 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
Till The Kids Drive Us Insane by EdwardHasMyHeart reviews
Esme and Carlisle adopt five kids. Rosalie,Emmett,Alice,Jasper and Edward. They both learn that parenting is never easy. Set when all five of them are just eight years old. Very funny! Please review.! Story is better than summary.!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,297 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009
Esme's Mothers Day Suprise by Darkened-Sun reviews
Esme has always had a bad mother's day, but bella wanted to make her something to suprise her on the special day. Rated T just in case Read&Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Bella, Esme - Complete
Testing Carlisle's Patience by Enelya Falcone reviews
Esme goes out for a day of shopping leaving Carlisle with the kids. The kids unintentionally test their father's patience. Warning: Spanking of teen vampires in the last chapter.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,894 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
Father’s Day: Some consider us Monsters! by alybee reviews
Post Breaking Dawn one-shot. Carlisle reflects on his role as a father after a disturbing evening in the Emergency Room.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
The American at Hogwarts by OliviaSnape29 reviews
When an 11-year-old American, Lindsey, finds out she will be attending Hogwarts, she is anything but excited. Will McGonagall and Snape be able to change this Americans disrespectful ways? Will Lindsey become an intelligent and cunning adult? CP/spanking
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Minerva M., Severus S.
The Principal's Office by bemj11 reviews
What had I done to deserve this? What could I have possibly done that was so horrible, so wicked, so vile, that as punishment I currently had all eight of the Cullens sitting in my office? The Cullens get sent to the principal's office. plete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
Esme, what do you see? by Midlo reviews
Jasper is curious about what Esme sees when she looks at him. Does she see past his scars?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Esme, Jasper
Children of Her Heart by alybee reviews
A series of one-shots from Esme’s point of view as she reflects on the individual characteristics of each of her family members.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,768 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Esme - Complete
Serve and Protect by Gasaway Alley reviews
Rosalie gets into trouble with her bad attitude when she is pulled over by Forks' Finest. Canon lemons not for young eyes!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Grievances by aloquaciousgirl reviews
Esme is unhappy with the way Rosalie is treating Bella, and finally tells her so. Set during Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Esme, Rosalie
Masculine Pursuits by Jlbrew29 reviews
The Cullen men are left at home for the day while the girls go shopping. Disaster strikes. Warning: Spanking.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
The Report Card by Midlo reviews
Jasper's grades are suffering. Carlisle and Esme are trying to figure out why.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2009
Knitting Lessons by Grendelsmother reviews
In an act of shameless pandering to people that she didn't know existed, Esme feels compelled to teach Rosalie how to knit, in the hopes that she will find it soothing and maybe, just maybe, learn to play better with others.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Esme, Rosalie - Complete
Keogh by ChelleyBean reviews
An unexpected connection is found between Hermione and Professor Snape, but that's only the start of her headaches. Being her father's daughter is one thing. Being her mother's daughter is something else entirely.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 47 - Words: 161,797 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Family Talk by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
Imagine Carlisle and Esme Cullen attempting to give their "children" a sex ed. lesson.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
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Backwards reviews
Five years after the war ends, the Veil turns in on itself and spits out two children with adult memories...Both of whom demand to live with Harry Potter...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 79,449 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Imperceptible reviews
Sometimes, everything is as it seems. Other times, nothing is what it appears. Harry spends every summer with his relatives, Hermione goes home to her muggle family, and they both hate Draco Malfoy. Except none of this is true. The truth lies in secrets, secrets that are buried so deeply that life is often…Imperceptible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,097 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What Happened To Umbridge? reviews
Sequel of sorts to Twelve Days of Christmas . What did Snape do to Umbridge because og what she did to Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Severus S., Dolores U. - Complete
Twelve Days of Christmas reviews
Harry Snape is in trouble twelve days before Christmas for misbehaving in school...will the holidays go as planned, or has he mucked it all up with his father? Based on the challenge issued by Kai
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,424 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Summer My Mother Left Me reviews
Mary Alice is left with the Cullen's for the summer by her mother. Will Alice be able to fit in with everyone at the Cullen house, or will it end in disaster? Will Alice's mother keep her promise? AU/AH.C/E, R/E,A/J/. Further details inside. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,260 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Alice
Trouble in Paradise reviews
The Cullens have a great life, but it is not always perfect. Being internal teenagers is bound to cause some angst. Several OneShots that are sequenced together, have had them written for months. Mild OC. little to no Edward/bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,660 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Never Old Enough reviews
Alice does not always feel as if she belongs with the rest of her siblings. What happens when Alice let's this cloud her visions, and she takes her attitude to far? Slightly OC. Normal pairing. Mother/Daughter bonding.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,885 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Alice, Esme - Complete
Cat and Mouse reviews
Esme and Rosalie are luring the bad vamps from Bella and trying to protect Bella's father. A look into the conversation between mother and daughter during this frightening event. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Complete