Author has written 4 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho, Gakuen Alice, Shugo Chara!, Good Wife, and Vampire Knight.
One Piece chapters 574 and 590 made me honest-to-gawd cry.
Sarcasm gets me through the day.
Also, I'm doing this weird thing where I don't let got of the "shift key" until the second letter of the word.
Pen name: Damage Report
Real name: Kelly
Means of communication:email
Favorite ff types: Humor with a touch of romance.
Favorite Youtuber: Shanedawsontv and Whatthebuck and Sxephil (He's definitely not sexy~) and Kevjumba and not just because he's Asian! It's because he once got an elbow zit.
Favorite song: Belle of the Boulevard by Dashboard Confessional, Someday by Rob Tomas
Favorite Artist: Lily Allen
Favorite Manga: GinTama by Sorachi Hideaki
Appearance: Short. Asian. Smiling.
Pet Peeve: When someone rates my writing low without giving me a reason/ correcting anything. (I don't mean you, I mean at school. We peer review.)
Motto: Life would be so much easier if I knew how to fly. You know, metaphorically. (While I was typing "fly", I accidentally typed "fuck")
The previous one was so SAD SACK, I just had to replace it. I sound like I was begging for pity. Gross.
So this is the most ironic thing ever. I visited my profile for the first time and I saw something that made me want to puke. In the corner of your profile, they usually have an ad. We'll get back to that later, but here's some more information on me. I don't like Twilight. I think it's Stephenie Meyer's masturbatory aid and that's just gross. I also hate Robert Pattinson. He's not that great looking and has the worst hair in the history of bad hair. (I saw a clip in the New Moon commercial where he's shirtless, and I was halfway done dialing a law office to sue Summit for emotional damage. Then I remembered I don't have lawyer money.) Back to the story, I was on my profile for the first time, and what do you think I saw? A Youtube video ad with it thumbnailed at ugly Cullen/Pattinson. It was as if the Cullenism(There is such a thing!) 'gods' were punishing me. On MY profile of all things. Gawd.
I just got back from my CTY summer program. It was so much fun, and going there was bittersweet. Three weeks is a bitch amount of time for me to get so attached to all the people in my hall and then some just to have them ripped away from me. I'm not going to lie, I'm slightly depressed right now.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in.If you are part of the five percent who aren't,copy this,and paste it to your profile,and add your name to this list.AnimeKittyCafe,Hyperactivly Bored,Gem W,Bara-Minamino,Yavie Aelinel,Crazy Billie Joe loving freak,shadow929,The astrology Nerd,brown-eyed angelofmusic,piratesswriter/fairy to be,The gypsy-pirate queen,watching-wishing-waiting,100- Harry- Potter-,Dark Hershey, Kitsuru, DamageReport
If you've ever pulled a door that says push, or pushed a door that said pull, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) And proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you never want to change, copy and paste this into your profile.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and you don't have to be gay to do so. I'm not, but I will stand up against anyone who has a problem with homosexuality.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (except I'm not crazy, I'm INSANE!)
Can you fill this out without lying? You've been tagged, so now you need to answer all the questions HONESTLY.
1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
Special K cereal with all the fixings. (that just means milk)
2. Where was your profile picture taken?
from the web
3. Can you play Guitar Hero?
of course, but while majorly sucking at it.
4. Name someone who made you laugh today.
5. How late did you stay up last night and why?
one something in the morning. reading in bed.
6. If you could move somewhere else, would you?
7. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
8. Which of your friends lives closest to you?
pretty sure its adrienne
9. Do you believe exs can be friends?
10. How do you feel about Dr Pepper?
that you need a doctor after drinking it. a surgeon to amputate your tongue and a psychiatrist for a psych consult to see if you're suicidal
11. When was the last time you cried really hard?
after verbal abuse
12. Who took your profile picture?
well, as i stated before i found it on a website so...
13. Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Adrienne. we had just put make up on her
14. Was yesterday better than today?
majorly. no saturday school
15. Can you live a day without TV?
of course...on tuesdays, saturdays, and maybe friday
16. Are you upset about anything?
as always @_@
17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
a DUHH statement
18. Are you a bad influence?
at times, maybe. pretty much depends :)
19. Night out or night in?
deff, night out
20. What items could you not go without during the day?
some one to poke me awake
21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
22. What does the last text message in your cell phone inbox say?
JULIA CLAIMING he didn't call me.
23. How do you feel about your life right now?
in the sounds of my bff JULIA, Blegh(Yes. I even changed your name on FFN.)
24. Do you hate any one?
with a passion unknown to me otherwise
25. If we were to look in your inbox, what would we find?
ff updates. i still use email, even if that makes me OLD FASHIONED
26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
no, because of...poppy seed muffins...the giant...costco ones!
27. Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
yes, albeit sarcastically
28. What song is stuck in your head?
Defying Gravity, the Kurt version on Glee
29. Someone knocks on your window at 2:00 a.m, who do you want it to be?
Someone with a gun so I can shoot them for waking me up at two in the freakin' morning.
30. Do you want to have grandkids before you’re 50?
hopefully, if my kid is not under aged.
31. Name something you have to do tomorrow.
32. Do you think too much or too little?
33. Do you smile a lot?
haha, favorite activity :D
Monday is 'State the Obvious' Day. Copy and Paste if you do this EVERYDAY.
Thursday is 'Kanye West Day'. That means you do everything IN CAPS LOCK. Copy and paste if you hate his guts. But secretly loves to mock him.
I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when it's said, once when it's explained to me, once five minutes later when I finally get it.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back
Life isn't measured by the amount of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
I'm also the kind of girl who laughs at her own jokes while others stare.
I have smelled the worst smell on Earth. Abercrombie and Fitch has a perfume and cologne. My eyes well with unshed tears just thinking about it! I am not kidding. My brother has no olfactory cells. And no taste.
95 of teens would cry if they saw EDWARD CULLEN/ROBERT PATTINSON at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and past into your profile if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!"
Some Random Things I Hold A Deep And Abiding Love For
"gifted" (They gave me a certificate!)
Emily/Julia (Who's "real" name is Richard. Whatever.) /Cindy/Adrienne/Aminah (THESE ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER!!)
People who are more book-smart than me and have no backbone.
This was a "Talk-to-strangers" conversation I had.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horrny tell me sex storie
You: yhere was once this lonely boy.
You: he was 15
You: he got bad grades in school
You: and he took viagra on time before his tutor came
You: his teacher was the hottest thing on earth.
Stranger: keeepe gooingg
You: gladyou like it
You: she was in college and needed money
You: long story short,
You: they did the naughty
You: and she got pregant
You: and then she needed even more money
You: so then they did it some more
You: then he found a wife
You: they still did it
You: and that's the story of tiger woods
Your conversational partner has disconnected
That was so cruel! He got what he wanted from me and then he couldn't drop me faster if I was HIV positive and tried to make him drink my blood. This is WORD-FOR-WORD, so typos are expected. This was co-penned by Julia/Aminah/Adrienne.
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