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Joined 03-29-09, id: 1883571, Profile Updated: 12-16-10
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.

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I love to cook, especially desserts. I make a mean cupcake, always from scratch. Boxed mixes are evil and should be destroyed. I love Wilton cake decorating magazines, would be content to watch Ace of Cakes on constant loop, and am known to Tivo those Food Network cake challenge shows. If I could do anything I wanted, I'd open up my own bakery and spend my days crafting outrageously awesome cakes. My favorite cake? Usually carrot, but sometimes red velvet, maybe chocolate, but never just plain old vanilla.

I am convinced that there is a teenage girl living inside of me, and that she controls most of my behavior. I really do try to be responsible and mature, but she forces me to love things like Twilight and Gossip Girl. If I ever go far enough to start listening to the Jonas Brothers or organizing my things in Lisa Frank folders, someone please commit to the nearest mental health facility.

Pine-Sol is my favorite smell.

I am an avid collector, mostly of stupid shit that has no purpose or value. My biggest collection is probably my albums. I have about 750 (or more). I love the hum and crackle of the needle scratching over the vinyl. It's such a warm, comforting sound. Other collections include Star Wars memorabilia, Atlanta Braves stuff, baseball cards, water globes, Boyd's Bears, old books (especially with inscriptions inside), and anything related to Catholicism. More embarrassingly, I have a huge collection of NSYNC and Britney Spears stuff from college, all of which I can't seem to part with. I've also recently amassed a bunch of Twilight stuff, but I'll deny it if you tell anyone.

My mind works in mysterious ways, but I've been fortunate enough to meet friends that think in exactly the same way. A friend's (thankfully former) boyfriend once said we speak in code. He just didn't get the joke. I quote movies, song lyrics, and even youtube videos. I curse like a sailor at times and my mind is often in the gutter. I always look for a good "that's what she said" or "your mom" in any conversation. Immature, yet it never fails to make me smile.

I have a pug named Pickles.

I am fascinated by Catholicism, possibly obsessed. Nuns are my favorite. I don't care for the current Pope. I collect related things--porcelain nun statues, rosaries, candles, holy water, books, even a nun that spits fire. I'm not Catholic, but I like to watch mass on the Inspirational channel. Is The Pope Catholic? might be the greatest board game ever made.

Since watching My So-Called Life as a teen, I've had an intense desire to dye my hair an obnoxious shade of red. I keep getting closer with each trip to the salon.

Oh, and I just got an Edward Cullen Barbie doll for Christmas. He's awesome, but not as awesome as my Cardboard Cullen.

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The aforementioned m81170 and I have recently opened up a Twilight graphics site, TwiFicPics. If you need a banner, an icon, or any other graphic, drop on by and put in a request. There are tutorials, resources, and even a forum. http://.

I am currently taking requests for banners and animated gifs. My work can be viewed on Photobucket, or my thread at TwiFicPics. Requests can be submitted via the forum at TFP or through e-mail. ambrosia(at)twificpics(dot)com.

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Shoefreak37 and I run this fic rec site, where we try to concentrate on lesser-known fics. Drop on by for a booty shake from Mike Newton.

Stories I beta and suggest you check out:

Doctor's Orders by mybluesky
A Betting Man by mybluesky (complete)
Second Chances by lislar
The Innocent Heart of Darkness by lislar
The Dark Muse by Alby Mangroves
After All by Scorp112

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Only You Can Save Me by kyla713 reviews
Bella's life is in shambles. Broken marriage and now a broken motorcycle as well. Until a sexy mechanic enters her life, as does his daughter. Can they be the resolutions to each other's troubled pasts? AH/written for Ninapolitan's DILF contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,529 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 2,778 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 7/13/2019 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Honest Liar by aWhiteBlankPage reviews
Bella once told me that there was nothing braver than a flower growing through a crack in the sidewalk. I laughed because she was always giving feelings to things that don't feel. If she was standing next to me, I'd tuck the dandelion behind her ear. Or she'd blow on it and make a wish. A hundred wishes. Or maybe just one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,792 - Reviews: 3217 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 2,117 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Second Chances by lislar reviews
Renee is constantly on the move, dragging fifteen year old Bella around with her from one dump to another. Her life takes a turn for the worst. Bella is sent to Forks. Charlie, with the help of an alluring doctor tries to help Bella deal with her past.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 212,049 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Aberration by shoefreak37 reviews
Distortion, deviation, wandering. For centuries, Carlisle held fast to the plan he was sure had been laid out for him by a force much more divine than himself. After he takes Edward for a companion, the direction of his path becomes skewed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,108 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
The Dark Muse by Alby Mangroves reviews
Safely numb, Marie has never had to question choices made so long ago. Until now. A chain of events has her running back to face truths, and the person she'd rather had stayed buried. Herself. AH, Angst, Suspense, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,995 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Light Exists In Spring by shoefreak37 reviews
The Volturi find a new prospect in Forks. "All I know is, I think I'm gay for Edward Cullen, and in two days I'm supposed to die." Slash Backslash 3.0 entry, won first place in public voting and judge's scoring. Post Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,419 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Mike, Edward
Anything But Mine by shoefreak37 reviews
Summer has never been meant to last, and neither have the romances within. Bella finds something that should have been fleeting to have a more lingering effect. She searched for love, though not of the romantic variety. AH. B-day fic for ms.ambrosia
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fur Burger Meets Two Jive Sausages by PantsAreForLosers reviews
Bella is forty. She's desperate. Her two gay bff's want to help her out. Entry for The Pineapple Awards!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Western/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Bella, Edward
In Braille by Alby Mangroves reviews
1st Place Winner of the Beautiful Edward Challenge. A young woman, scarred inside and out. A guilty man looking for forgiveness. Will they recognize their redemption in each other? Beauty is not just skin-deep. AH, Bella and Edward, Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 343 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
His Hands, Her Heart by Word Ninja reviews
A passing moment. An unexpected effect. He holds her heart because he can't let go. Rated M for language, graphic imagery, and loaded phrases. AU AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,862 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 83 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thicker than Water by twistedcoincidence reviews
Sisters have a special bond, stronger than friendship, more sacred than a significant other. Bella has always been the perfect big sister, then again, her sister has never possessed something so appealing. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,436 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella - Complete
The Kindness of Strangers by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
There are warm hearts and tainted souls. "He smiles too much. Or maybe it's just that I don't do it enough." The kindness of strangers—no good deed goes unpunished. Entry for the Slash Backslash 2.0 Contest. Special Category Winner.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,687 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
With or Without You by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella were once high school sweethearts. Years later, their lives converge unexpectedly, forcing Bella to deal with and accept things she's long since tried to move past. This story started with "Trampoline", once a WitFit prompt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 43,697 - Reviews: 4334 - Favs: 3,232 - Follows: 1,516 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coloring Books and Coffee Beans by Mackenzie L reviews
Charlie Swan reflects on the joy his daughter Bella has brought him both in childhood and as a teenager who returns after many years spent apart. Bittersweet father/daughter one-shot from Charlie's perspective.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
Cadence of Humanity by shoefreak37 reviews
Edward experiences one of the greatest sorrows of his existence for the second time. As he tries to cope, Demetri reminds Edward of what it is to feel human, and Edward recognizes the benefits of immortality. Slash/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,498 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Edward, Demetri - Complete
Summertime Clothes by russianred reviews
Written for the Gazebo's Fic Exchange: Edward and Bella take a midnight walk, but where will it lead them in the end? AH, E/B, fluffy oneshot, inspired by katy562's prompt and based on the Animal Collective song, Summertime Clothes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,555 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tracking Redemption by shoefreak37 reviews
When Edward flees to Volterra after learning of Bella's death, he is coerced into remaining as a member of the Volturi Guard. Redemption can be found even when it is not being sought after. Slash/New Moon AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,053 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Edward, Demetri - Complete
Paper Flower by einfach mich reviews
Edward is a high-priced escort about to take on a new client. He has no idea that the woman he's about to meet is going to change everything. AU AH Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,716 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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Witfit Prompts reviews
A series of drabbles, one-shots, and ideas based upon Fictionista's Witfit prompts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Bella, Edward
Proxy reviews
The past five years had not been kind to Edward, a jaded widower who put his life on hold. When an enigmatic woman captures his attention, his equivocal lifestyle starts to change. AH. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,233 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Edward
Charlie Swan: Vampire Hunter reviews
Charlie Swan lived an idyllic life with his family in Arizona, paying no mind to the legends his best friend spoke of. But when a weekend camping trip brings those myths to his doorstep, he will struggle to find his place between the living and the dead.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Charlie S.
Reflections reviews
He said, "She has a lovely face; God in his mercy lend her grace." AU. 2010 Age of Edward entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
blossom reviews
Isolated and disheartened, Bella Swan finally starts to feel like she belongs when a young man named James enters her life. But when an unexpected pregnancy leads her back to Forks, she finds that hope blooms in unexpected places. OOC. ExB. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 115,774 - Reviews: 2834 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight 25: Round Three reviews
Drabbles written for Round Three of The Twilight 25. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
blossom extras reviews
Sideshots, outtakes, and missing moments from my story, blossom.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella
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