Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, Big Time Rush, and Eureka.
Location: United States
I love to read twilight fanfic, mostly Bella/Jasper. Also One Tree Hill (Naley all the way), Big Time Rush (Lomille the best), Eureka, Harry Potter, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Zoey 101, Charmed, Army Wives, and The Covenant. Sadly I had to put two of my stories up for adoption; but luckily they were adopted and will be continued by other writers. I hope you enjoy the stories just as much with them as you did with me. I currently have one story still in progress, so go check it out!
A College Woman- a Bella/Jasper
A College Woman's Pic:
The Love I've Found Links:
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I'm in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Whenever there's a huge Boom
I promise to remember Rose
whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
Whenever I'm at a mall and a cute outfit stops me
I promise to remember Nessie
Whenever I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.
The Big Time Rush Oath
I crazy4jacksonrathbone promise...
That ever time I pass a mirror,
I'll stop and send a wink for James
Before I do anything dangerous think of Carlos,
And do it anyway
When I'm going through a hard time think of Kendall,
And be strong
When I arguring with someone think of Logan,
and be sarcastic
When I see the guy I like channel Camille,
and slap him hard
If a group of guys are fighting over me be like Jo,
and lie to them
When I'm hanging with my little sis I'll think of Katie,
and love her more.
Yes I promise to love Big Time Rush
Wherever I may go
So that all will see and know
My big time obsession!!!!
My Name- What's yours?
J=Easy to fall in love with
O=Loves a lot of people
W=Smiles a lot
X=Popular with boys
Y=Voice of an angel
C= Great Friend
D= Great Lover
S= Honey Bunny
C= Great Friend
O= Loves A Lot Of People
B= Kind Hearted
O= Loves A Lot Of People
Y= Voice Of An Angel
D= Great Lover
Put your MP3 on shuffle and the song you get is the answer to each question (this is my own little rule—you have to comment! Because it’s funner that way! :D):
1. How does the world see me?
Postcard and Polaroids - Sleeping with Sirens (Megan), Agony - Into the Woods (Ashley), Whiskey -Jana Karmer (Mercedes)
2. Will I have a happy life?
Fools in Love - Inara George (Megan), Beautiful Lies - Sarah & Solovay (Ashley), Beautiful He Cheates - Carrie Underwood (Mercedes)
3. What do people really think of me?
Hermione Can't Draw - Starkid Production (Ashley), Slow Your Breathe Down - Future of Forestry (Megan), Sweet Lady - Tyrese (Mercedes)
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
There Goes My Baby - Usher (Mercedes), Everything Has Changed - Jasamine Thompson (Megan), In Dreams - Enemy is Us (Ashley)
5. How can I make others happy?
Be Be Your Love - Rachael Yamagata (Megan), Counting Down the Days - Jake Ousley (Ashley), Fuck You Right Back - Frankee (Mercedes)
6. How can I make myself happy?
California: Ashley Arrison (Ashley), Reterograde: Cartel (Megan), Irreplaceble - Beyonce (Mercedes)
7. What should I do with my life?
Invisible - Big Time Rush (Mercedes), Forever - Red (Megan), Ride - Somo (Ashley)
8. Will I ever have children?
Bullshit - Rachael Yamagata (Megan), Wondering Eyes - Matt Wertz (Ashley), Here Comes Goodbye - Rascal Flatts (Mercedes)
9. What is some good advice for me?
Caged Bird - Ashley Arrison (Ashley), Waking Up the Dead - Matthew Perryman Jones (Megan), Trust Issues - Drake (Mercedes)
10. What do I think my current theme song is?
Here We Go - Trina (Mercedes), More than the World - Mindy Gledhill (Megan), New Math - Bo Burnham (Ashley)
11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Harder than you Know - Escape the Fate (Megan), What I'm Dreaming About - John Splithoff (Ashley), Not Afraid - Eminem (Mercedes)
12. What song will play at my funeral?
Astronomy - The Likes of Us (Ashley), Torn - Glee Cast (Megan), We Are the World 25 for Haiti - Artist for Haiti (Mercedes)
13. What type of men do you like?
24/Seven - Big Time Rush (Mercedes), So Cold - Ben Cocks (Megan), Walk Me Home - Ashley Arrison (Ashley)
14. What is my wedding day going to be like?
The Dark I Know Well - Spring Awakening (Megan), Not Over Yet - Starkids (Ashley), Do You Want To Build A Snowman - Frozen (Mercedes)
15. Why am I here?
Harry Freaking Potter - Starkids (Ashley), I'm Still Standing - Glee Cast (Megan), Cover Girl - Big Time Rush (Mercedes)
16. What will people remember me for?
Defying Gravity - Glee Cast (Mercedes), London Beckoned Songs about Money Written by Machines - Panic of the Disco (Megan), Jukebox - J M James (Ashley)
17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?
Ready to Go - Panic of the Disco (Megan), Love Sick - The Likes of Us (Ashley), Paralyzed - Big Time Rush (Mercedes)
18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?
The Hard Way - Ashley Arrison (Ashley), How Do I Know - Here We Go Magic (Megan), Battlefield - Jordin Sparks (Mercedes)
19. What will this year be all about?
Time of Our Life - Big Time Was (Mercedes), Speak for Me - John Mayor (Megan), I Was - Darren Criss (Ashley)
20 - If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:
Hurricane - Mindy Smith (Megan), Time Traveler - The Likes of Us (Ashley), Welcome to Atlanta - Jermaine Dupri (Mercedes)
21 - The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:
After All - Ben Rector (Ashley), Machine - Regina Spekter (Megan), Lollipop - Lil Wayne (Mercedes)
22 - Your message to the world:
Bootylicious - Destiny's Child (Mercedes), Tonight, Tonight - Hot Chill Raye (Megan), Oh Bo - Bo Burnham (Ashley)
23 - Your deepest secret:
I've Just Seen a Face - Jim Sturgess (Megan), Love Affair - John Splithoff (Ashley), For the First Time in Forever - Frozen (Mercedes)
24 - Your innermost desire:
Bella Notte - Lady and the Tramp (Ashley), Meet You There - August Donna (Megan), Back at One - Brian McKnight (Mercedes)
25 - Your oldest memory makes you think:
One Wish - Ray J (Mercedes), Stuck to You - Hello, Goodbye (Megan), Acapella - Carmen (Ashley)
26 - Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:
Bluebird - Christina Perry (Megan), Days of Summer - Starkid (Ashley), Fly/I Believe I Can Fly - Glee Cast (Mercedes)
27 - When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:
Mind if I Make Love to You - Frank Sinatra (Ashley), Sometimes - My Bloody Valentine (Megan), I Remember - Keyshia Cole (Mercedes)
28 - Right now, your feelings are:
8 Days of Christmas - Destiny's Child (Mercedes), Disaster - Hawthrone Heights (Megan), Dark Sad Lonely Knights - Starkid (Ashley)
29 - The day you fall in love will be the day that:
The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most- Dashboard Confessionals (Megan), More Than Just a Friend - Judy Voucher (Ashley), No Good - Kate Voegele (Mercedes)
30- You’d describe your best friend as:
Breaking Up - Charlie XCX (Ashley), Champagne for My Real Friends - Fall Out Boy (Megan), Like You - Bow Wow (Mercedes)
31- You'd describe yourself as:
The Way I Am - Eminem (Mercedes), The Very Thought of You - Frank Sinatra (Megan), All About That Bass - Meghan Trainer (Ashley)
32- Your friends describe you as:
Lost - Red (Megan), All She Could Be - Sarah Solovay (Ashley), Let It Go - Demi Lovato (Mercedes)
33- In an elevator you are most likely to:
You'll Never Know - Sarah Solovay (Ashley),Empire State of Mind - Glee Cast (Mercedes), A Wish - Gregory and the Hawks (Megan)
34- Your philosophy in life is:
Anytime - Kelly Clarkson (Mercedes), Beth/Rest - Bon Iver (Megan), A Whole New World - Brad Kane & Lea Salonga (Ashley)
35 - Your farewell message to the readers of this:
Disconnect - Man Overboard (Megan), Problem - Natalia Kills (Ashley), This Christmas - Chris Brown (Mercedes)
Write your top ten favorite Twilight Characters then answer the questions below: NO PEEKING...
1. Have you ever read a three/eight fanfic before?
2. Do you think four is hot?
3. What would happen if eight got one pregnant?
4. Do you recall any fics about two?
5. Would four and five make a good couple?
6. Seven and three or seven and nine?
7. What would happen if one walked in on two and eight in an awkward situation?
8. Make up a summary of a three/ten fic.
9. Is there such a thing as one/eight fluff?
10. Suggest a title for a six/two hurt/comfort fic.
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to go out with one?
12. What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
13. If you wrote a songfic about nine, what song would you choose?
14. If you wrote a one/five/nine fic, what would the warning be?
15. What might be a good pick-up line for four to use on eight?
16. If three and five got married, what would nine say?
17. What would ten do if one was scared of four?
18. What would seven say to insult two?
19. One loves two, but two is after three who’s currently in a relationship with four and cheating on four with five. What happens?
20. The ultimate five-some. Who’s in it?
21. Two and four hate each other, but two is with three and four is with nine. Nine and three are siblings. What happens?
22. Nine and one? Love or hate?
23. Do three and five get along?
24. Two walks in on one/six. Are they angry?
25. Seven/one? Do they make pretty children? If so, what does the child look like? Gender? Name?
Cheesy chat up lines:
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U together
Response: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Response: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell??
Where have you been all my life?
Response: Hiding from you...how the hell did you find me?
I would die for you...
Response: Prove it!
I'm all you've got good lookin'
Response: then I must be struggling
Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Response: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore
So what do you do for a living?
Response: Female impersonator
Is this seat empty?
Response: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down
So, wanna go back to my place?
Response: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Response: It's in the phone book
But I don't know your name.
Response: That's in the phone book too
What's your sign?
Response: No Parking!
I know how to please a woman
Response: Then please leave me alone
Haven't we met before?
Response: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic
I want to give myself to you
Response: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts
I can tell that you want me
Response: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave
Hey, baby, What's your sign?
Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
Response: Sorry, I don't date outside my species
May I see you pretty soon?
Response: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?
Your body is like a temple.
Response: Sorry, there are no services today.
I'd go through anything for you
Response: Good! Let's start with your bank account
I would go to the end of the world for you
Response: Yes, but would you stay there?
Your place or mine?
Response: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
After hearing a chat up line: I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
If you are looking at a girl and she says "What are you looking at?" say "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken."
Does beauty run in your family?
Response: It obviously doesn't in yours!
What's your name sexy?
Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
Response: Yeah, but this time don't stop!
I think you're the best looking girl in here
Response: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!
Can I buy you a drink?
Response: No, just give me the money.
You look like a dream.
Response: Go back to sleep
Whats it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Response: Whats it like being the biggest liar in the world?
I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included
Response: Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Young & Beautiful - Lana Del Rey (Megan), The Beat - Ben Rector (Ashley), Cha Cha Slide Part 2. : DJ Casper (Mercedes)
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Missing You: Starkid (Ashley), Can't Be Saved: Sensed Failed (Megan), Jesus Takes The Wheel: Carrie Underwood (Mercedes)
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Pretending: Glee Cast (Mercedes), Tally It UP, Settle the Score: Sleeping With Sirens (Megan), Pig Farts, Pig Farts: Starkids (Ashley)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
The A-Team: Birdie (Megan), Moments In the Woods: Into the Woods Soundtrack (Ashley), Outta Your Mind: Lil Jon (Mercedes)
What is you life Motto?
To Have a Home: Starkid (Ashley), Hey Jude: Joe Anderson (Megan), I Remember: Keyshia Cole (Mercedes)
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Lip Gloss: Lil Mama (Mercedes), I Could Not Ask For More: Edwin McCain (Megan), When I Look At You: Miley Cryus (Ashley)
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Glad You Came: Landon Austin (Megan), Adore You: Miley Cryus (Ashley), Born This Way: Glee Cast (Mercedes)
WHAT IS 22?
Moonshine: The Likes of Us (Ashley), Nina: Ed Sheeran (Megan), No One: Alicia Keys (Mercedes)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
But I Do Love You: LeAnn Rimes (Mercedes), The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage: Panic of the Disco (Megan), All Alright: JT Splanger (Ashley)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Painting Flowers: All Time Low (Megan), Breaking Up: Charlie XCX (Ashley), Elevate: Big Time Rush (Mercedes)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Marianne: Matt Wertz (Ashley), Something Great: One Direction (Megan), We Are Young: Glee Cast(Mercedes)
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Hate That I Love You: Rihanna and Neyo (Mercedes), Kilo Riley: Backseat Goodbye (Megan), Two More Lonely People: Miley Cryus (Ashley)
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
I Won't Let You Down Again: Matthew Perryman Jones (Megan), Animal: Kesha (Ashley), When the Stars Go Blue: Tyler Hilton & Bethany Joy Lenz (Mercedes)
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
All of the Stars: Ed Sheeran (Ashley), Everything You Ever Wanted: Hawk Nelson (Megan), Bills, Bills, Bills: Destiny's Child (Mercedes)
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Empire State of Mind: Glee Cast (Mercedes), A Dream Is Your Hear Makes: Walt Disney (Megan), Fancy: Iggy ft. Charlie XCX (Ashley)
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
The Breakdown: Alexz Johnson (Megan), Accapella: Karmin (Ashley), Because of You: Neyo (Mercedes)
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
You're Sensational: Frank Sinatra (Ashley), Blue Jeans: Bastille (Megan), What Makes You Beautiful: Glee Cast (Mercedes)
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Like Nobody's Around (Mercedes), Better Days: The Goo Goo Dolls (Megan), What Now: Rihanna (Ashley)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Ho Hey: The Lumineers (Megan), Moonlight: Capital A (Ashley), More Than Anyone: Gavin DeGraw (Mercedes)
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Lips Are Moving: Meghan Trainer (Ashley), Parachute: Ingrid Michealson (Megan), Never Can Say Goodbye: Glee Cast (Mercedes)
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Let It Go: Demi Lovato (Mercedes), Black Balloon: The Goo Goo Dolls (Megan), Shake It Off: Taylor Swift (Ashley)
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Wires: Sleeping At Last (Megan), Party in the USA: Miley Cryus (Ashley), All Over Again: Big Time Rush (Mercedes)
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
My Baby's Got a Smile on Her Face: Craig Wayne Boyd (Ashley), Skater Boi: Avril Lavigne (Megan), Shots: LMFAO ft. Lil Jon (Mercedes)
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
The Tide Is High: Atomic Kitten (Mercedes), Mayfield: Augustana (Megan), For Good: Wicked Soundtrack (Ashley)
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Honesty: Billy Joel (Megan), The Moon Song: The Likes of Us (Ashley), Paralyzed: Big Time Rush (Mercedes)
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Train's Coming: The Likes of Us (Ashley), Are You Happy Now: Megan & Liz (Megan), So What: Field Mob ft. Ciara (Mercedes)
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
What To Do: Demi Lovato (Mercedes), Explosion: Ella Goldlding (Megan), Trying to Help You Out: Ashley Arrison (Ashley)
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Everything You're Not: Demi Lovato (Megan), The Kill: Ben Rector (Ashley), Silver and Gold: Kirk Franklin (Mercedes)
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Bad Girls: M.I.A. (Ashley), Fall For Nothing: Mindy Smith (Megan), Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays: Nysnc (Mercedes)
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
I Won't Give Up: Jason Mraz (Mercedes), WOW: Snow Patrol (Megan), The Other Side: Madi Daz (Ashley)
The music quiz!
1. Turn on your i-pod, MP3 etc. and put the music on shuffle.
2. Answer each question with the title of the next song on the playlist. Got that?
1.) How am I feeling today?
Take These Things to Heart: Kyler England (Ashley), I Know Places: Likke Li (Megan), This Is Me: Demi Lovato (Mercedes)
2.) Where will I get married?
How to Deal: Frankie J (Mercedes), Show Must Go On: Moulin Rouge Soundtrack (Megan), The Love Went Wrong: John Splithoff (Ashley)
3.) What is my best friend's theme song?
Head Over Feet: Alanis Morissette (Megan), Dream A Little Harder: Starkid (Ashley), Got Your Back: T.I. (Mercedes)
4.) What was high school like?
Animals: Maroon 5 (Ashley), Captain's of the Sky: Sky Sailing (Megan), Steal Your Heart: Ross Lynch (Mercedes)
5.) What is the best thing about me?
Whatever You Like: T.I. (Mercedes), Crusin For a Brusin: Teen Beach Movie (Megan), The Coolest Girl: Starkid (Ashley)
6.) How is today going to be?
Birth Right: Sleeping At Last (Megan), Blank Space: Taylor Swift (Ashley), Start A Band: Brad Paisley (Mercedes)
7.) What is in store for this weekend?
Men and Women: Bo Burnham (Ashley), It's Time: Glee Cast (Megan), Lollipop: Lil Wayne (Mercedes)
8.)What song describes my parents?
Ass Like That: Eminem (Mercedes), Find My Way: Legally Blond (Megan), Body of my Own: Charlie XCX (Ashley)
9.) How is my life going?
Hearing Damage: Thom Yorke (Megan), The Hard Way: Ashley Arrison (Ashley), I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman: Britney Spears (Mercedes)
10.)What song will they play at my funeral?
The Campfire Song: Chris August (Ashley), Set Fire To The Rain: Adele (Megan), So Sick: Neyo (Mercedes)
11.) How does the world see me?
Jumpin Jumpin: Destiny's Child (Mercedes), The Colour of Outer Space: Matt Pond (Megan), All About That Bass: Meghan Trainer (Ashley)
12.) What do my friends really think of me?
Lonely Lullaby: Owl City (Megan), All You Had to Do Was Stay: Taylor Swift (Ashley), The Hanging Tree: Jennifer Lawrence (Mercedes)
13) Do people secretly like me?
Wonderland: Taylor Swift (Ashley), Someday: Walt Disney (Megan), Like You: Bow Wow (Mercedes)
14.) How can I make myself happy?
24/Seven: Big Time Rush (Mercedes), Life's For the Living: Passenger (Megan), Alphabet Acrobatics: Blackalious (Ashley)
15.) What should I do with my life?
Breathe Me: Sia (Megan), Ashley: Escape the Fate (Ashley), Stilettos: Crime Mob (Mercedes)
16.) Will I be happy?
Sing My Lonesome Away: Matt Rertz (Ashley), Darkness Round the Sun: Alexz Johnson (Megan), What A Girl Wants: B2K (Mercedes)
17.) What is some good advice?
Sweet Sixteen: Destiny's Child (Mercedes), Hands Down: Dashboard Confessional (Megan), This City Kills: Kristen Arian (Ashley)
18.) What do I think my current theme song is?
The Beat Goes On: Beady Eye (Megan), Permanent December: Miley Cryus (Ashley), Unpretty: TLC (Mercedes)
19.) What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
They'll Never Know: Ross Copperman (Megan), Defying Gravity: Wicked Sountrack (Ashley), 23: Mike Will ft. Miley Cryus (Mercedes)
20.) What type of men/women do you like?:
I Know Places: Taylor Swift (Ashley), Aesthetically Pleasing: The Moaning Myrtles (Megan), Love the Way You Lie: Eminem ft. Rihanna (Mercedes)
21.) Will you get married?
Listen: Glee Cast (Mercedes), Before the Worst: The Script (Megan), I Wish You Would: Taylor Swift (Ashley)
22.)What should I do with my love life?
Ignition: R. Kelly (Megan), Agony: Into the Wood Soundtrack (Ashley), Lovers & Friends: Lil Jon ft. Usher and Ludacris (Mercedes)
23.) Where will you live?
Time Traveler: The Likes of Us (Ashley), You: Future of Forestry (Megan), Fuck It (I Don't Want You Back): Eamon (Mercedes)
24.) What will your dying words be?
Bump, Bump, Bump: B2K (Mercedes), Wanted: Hunter Hayes (Megan), Title: Meghan Trainer (Ashley)
25.) Am I hot?
Right Girl: The Maine (Megan), You: Charlie XCX (Ashley), I'll Remember: Glee Cast (Mercedes)
26) What are your hobbies?
Change My Mind: One Direction (Megan), I've Got a Crush on You: Frank Sinatra (Ashley), Me and You: Coco Jones and Tyler James Williams (Mercedes)
27) Do you like sports?
The Climb: Miley Cryus (Ashley), Peace On Earth, Little Drummer Boy: Bing Crosby & David Bowie (Megan), Grenade: Bruno Mars (Mercedes)
28)Do you talk a lot?
Love Me Love Me: Big Time Rush (Mercedes), When I Was Your Man: Bruno Mars (Megan), Magic: Why Not Be Kings (Ashley)
29)Do you like books?
If It Hadn't Been For Love: Adele (Megan), The Bare Necessity: Jungle Book (Ashley), So Emotional: Glee Cast (Mercedes)
30)Do you like yourself?
It's a Whole New World: Aladdin (Ashley), On My Own: Samantha Barks (Megan), Over: Drake (Mercedes)
Getting high meant swinging at the playground?
Now all I want to do is go back.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think Gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a drinking problem.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money type of girlfriend.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a girl who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm WHITE AND HAVE BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I DON'T LIKE TO BE IN A BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I'm SMART, so I MUST be weak.
I'm an AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud, and arrogant.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a stereotype.
I'm NOT THE MOST POPULAR, so I MUST be a loser.
I CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree-hugging hippy.
I LIKE CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible.
I LIKE READING, so I MUST be a loner.
I LIKE GAMES, ANIME, and COMICS, so I MUST be childish and stupid.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a bastard.
I DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be lesbian.
I DON'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE, so I MUST be having problems.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled.
For those of you who hate stereotypes...
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