Zebe oreo
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Joined 03-30-09, id: 1884427, Profile Updated: 03-15-11
Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride.

Um, Hi ha, ha. Well, yeah I'm really more of a person who makes up their own story but this sounds nice because others get to to tell me what they think as I go along. If you want to be in my fanfic I am writing just tell me. Only your first name and some made up last name. Tell me if you want to be a good person or a badone. Um, well I LOVE taking photos of people I know and random inanimate objects. I love editing them as well, thus my profile picture. I am weird. Sometimes I bring a quilt/blanket to school and when I do I go around with no shoes on during lunch. I can act like a bit of a flower child when that happens. I like to embarrass people into having fun because it seems it's the only way to loosen them up. Oh and I embarrass people more when they look as if they're embarrassed to be with me in public or try to put me down. Come on people, don't hang out with me if you're going to do that! Also when I'm with a crowd of people with close friends I always have the urge to burst into Avril Lavigne's song "Complicated." People always seem to change when we're in a crowd and I hate it! I read when I'm bored and I write when I'm not. I listen to music all the time and only dislike screechy scremo. I live by the three L's of life: Live, Laugh, Love.

I have quite a few nicknames(here's some):Oreo, Zebe, Kiwi, Brendalie, Brendalee, Brendus, Brendi, Bren, Brenduhhh, Leslie, Kiki, Brendaaahh, Brendita. One of my youth group core leaders decided to give me a few but I only remember Brendasaur and brendance :)) I think...

Favorite Color[s:


Favorite Animal: ZEBRA!!!!!

Favorite Word: Butts...

Favorite Quotes: "Raisins are like eating old people." -Lauren hahaha(: and I'll put more but I'm lazy right now -_-

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crappp!!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, zeusgirl39, 7Cerberus7, Cadisha Ora Rhaksha Caden, Zebe Oreo


1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

Opening Credits: My friends-Sweeney Todd

Waking Up: Lo que paso, paso-Daddy Yankee (What happened passed-Daddy Yankee)

First Day At School: Mockingbird-Eminem

Falling In Love: Down-Rakim y Ken-Y

Breaking Up: Wanna be-Spice girls

Prom night: Stand up-Flobots

Life: Unwritten-Natasha Bedingfield

Mental Breakdown: Homecoming-Kanye West

Driving: Kryptonite-3 Doors down

Flashback: Tear drops on my guitar-Taylor Swift

Getting back together: I want to hold your hand-Across the Universe track(The Beetles)

Wedding: Irreplaceable-Beyonce

Birth of Child: Love the way you lie-Eminem ft Rihanna

Final Battle: I miss you-Incubus

Funeral Song: When you look me in the eyes- Jonas Brothers

Final Credits: How to save a life- The Fray

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who are'nt, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic,teh queen of randomness,Xannijn, powderedsugar, Black Wolf-Dog,Greendayluvr93,AnimelovinKiDD, cookies-chan17, mrsbyaykuyakuchiki1129, Chocogirl24, Zebe Oreo


as though no one is watching you.


as though you have never been hurt before.


as though no one can hear you.


as though heaven is on earth

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a song in your head but cant remember what it was called copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile...

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely PEED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you have ever had the sudden desire to own a tazer, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you happen to still talk to your imaginary Friend and occasionally punch him/her because they are know it alls copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burnt precooked food, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you belive in GOD put this in your profile

If you laugh when someone says the word Fart, copy and past this in your profile

If you just laughed, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro

if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro

65 percent of teenagers would rather watch TV than read. If you are one of the 35 percent how would have their nose in a book, copy/paste this to your profile

If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you have any secrets, paste this on your profile.

If you are a girl, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you’ve ever been yelled by your parents for reading too much, copy and paste this into your profile

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you and your friends have made up codenames for boys so they wouldn't know you were talking about them, copy and paste this into your profile

If fanfiction is to you as Myspace and Facebook are to other people, copy this onto your profile.

If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first.

If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere.

If you have pulled an Iggy: You have run into an inanimate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.

If you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling.

If you have pulled a Gazzy: You have farted in a big group of people really loudly, and everyone could hear it and smell it.

If you have pulled an Angel: You have invaded someone else’s personal space, without any consideration for that person. You can also pull an Angel by gaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but I highly recommend the first one.

I have done a Max, Fang, Iggy countless times. A Nudge only twice and an Angel only to make people feel awkward...I am happy to say, though, I have never pulled a Gazzy.

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

Kinda...he's cute though

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

Uh, Chyeaahhh he was only a kid!

I3. Do you think Fang is hot?

Dang straight!

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

Arr eeee...:)))

5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

Mr chu...dannggg how many things has he chewed on to get THAT name? :)))

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

no...but I did giggle

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

No...but I got a little giddy xD

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

I tried not to...seeing as it wasn't my book...

9. Who is your favorite character?

Fang&Max...Then comes Iggy

10. Do you like Jeb?


11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

no I was like...yep that's somethin

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

psshhh i love em both

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

No to Nudge I was very sympathetic to her. HECK YES to Angel she was such a BRAT!

14. Which book is your all time favorite?

FANG and STWOES (saving the world and other extreme sports :P)

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

I'm not sure so I'm just putting the first song that comes to my song...F*king perfect

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?


17. Who do you think the voice should be?

I DON'T CARE!just let it be...

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?

Fang. DEFINITELY! and someone should give Iggy a tamborine

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?


20. MIGGY or FAX

FAX ALL THE WAY!!!!leave Iggy to me

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The Eagles by Hena reviews
Max is a leader of a Gang in her town. There are 5 major gangs that rule it. Fang is the leader of "The Flock." Max has two lives one at school and at home, and one with her gang. What happens when a gang leader transfers to her school? FAX/NIGGY T PLUS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,024 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Max, Fang
Sir, Yes, Sir by lavalamp29 reviews
Fang's dad is the head of the country's best boot camp. Fang wants to prove to his dad that he is the perfect son. The camp acquires the worst trouble maker, Max, and Fang is assigned to whip her into shape. Will he be able to tame Max? FAX! DUH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,610 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Max, Fang
You Have the Right to Remain Silent by BookHunter reviews
Fang has been on the run for years, when the FBI finally catch up to him. Surprised, they see that he can be a valuable tool. A new case comes up involving a dangerous man named Riley Jones...and Maximum Ride? What happens when Fang ends up catching Max?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,748 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Fang, Max
BroCode by gee.thanks reviews
Fang's twin brother Shade is going out with the girl down the street –AKA MAX-one problem? He's only doing it to settle an age-old deal. One sealed in spit the day the blonde moved in…11 years ago. AH no wings!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,959 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Max, Fang
Junie B Skater Gal by Keily Bee reviews
Junie B. is 14. Herbert, Lennie and Jose are still her BFF's, or at least they are, until Junie befriends the, super cute, super cool new skater dude! Will a blast from her past change everything for her? Read to find out just what, or who, comes back!
Junie B. Jones Collection - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,660 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 4/11/2009
Moving On by Xx-Twitch-xX reviews
Max and Fang have been best friends forever. Iggy Haines, a famous singer, comes to live in Max's house and Fang is jealous. Meanwhile, Jade Calloway is going through her own personal hell. How will it all end? Completed!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 79,868 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Red heads, Guys, Fang, Drama Max's life by AWESOME-L'S reviews
Alternate universe. Kind of. No wings. No one knows each other. But lots of Fax! First story, don't murder me.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,297 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Max, Fang
Dangerous Games by girlfromgallifrey reviews
I never thought I would see her again. Times had changed...She had changed. I wasn't even sure if she was the same person anymore...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,411 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008
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Take Me As I am reviews
Nick Roderick Spears "Fang": Famous singer who hates it. Maximum Ride: Street kid just trying to get through life. What happens when they suddenly cross paths? Rated T because I've always been paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,827 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Fang, Max
Maximum Ride: Not the Only Special one reviews
Max and Ella are going to a new school but there's something different about this one. They meet new people, make new friends. I think you know who. Oh and I'm not making Lissa bad but Brigid on the other hand... Rated T because I'm paranoid.FAX/Eggy!:
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,944 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Max, Fang