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Just because I think it is funny to go back after I've typed something and see how things have changed over time...I'm gonna leave the old info on here.

But the new info is that my son is almost 2!!!!!!!!! My second son will be delivered via C-section on June 27th. I also have a tumor. They will take my new son, remove my left ovary and take out the tumor. So everyone keep your fingers crossed for a good outcome!

Some of you reading my page may have seen my name all over Miss Baby's stories. I am her beta. I have had many people ask me to beta for them, but to be honest I barely have time for her. I work a full time job, take care of my toddler and am 7 and 1/2 months pregnant. I am also finishing up my Master's I work on that just about every night.

Also, my husband started working nights a month or so ago, so I am all by myself at night. So, as you can see, my life is crazy busy at the moment!

Take care everyone!

:) TRT now that previously mentioned 4 and a half month old is almost a year old!! BOOOHOOOO!! I am out for the summer break! THANK GOD!! I have just posted a one shot called Naughty School Girls! I hope people enjoy it and let me know about it because I have a 60 or so chaptered fic already outlined and ready to start writing...I just need a push in that direction. NSG on this site is a really rough version. I have been working with an excellent beta over the course of the last year (we both are extremely busy) to get it just right. I will post it on twcs library and twilighted when it gets perfected.

I am a wife and mother of a beautiful little boy...I swear he could make world leaders succumb to his charms by his sweet smile and cute as hell dimples. He was born on August 7, 2009. Motherhood is awesome. My husband and I tried for a while...I still can't believe I have a son!

I am totally addicted to TWILIGHT. I am a full fledged, smut lovin, freakishly addicted woman to all things Edward Cullen!

I am not against Jacob...just pro Mr. SEX on legs, Edward!

OH MY GOD! SEEN ECLIPSE!!!!???!!!!!?????? It was incredible!

I love to read these stories! There are some really awesome writers out there! I am not ashamed to say it...I have learned how to AMP up my sex life because of some lemony, smutty FF!! Wait a minute...what life?

I have ideas that I want to write about...I just can't get the final push to write again. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I am currently reading over 175 stories...hmmmm who knows!

I like classic rock, regular rock, hip hop, and sometimes country. Ever since I got pregnant I can't handle country anymore...not even TEXAS COUNTRY...which really is kick ass!

I like to be outdoors and all things relating to get togethers, poker, dice, dominoes, family, and friends!

I live in TEXAS!! Best damn state there is! I am proud of my state and don't take kindly to trash talk...we all don't ride fucking horses and live in shacks!

A COKE can be considered as a Dr. Pepper, Sprite, Pepsi, etc.

A crappie is a fish that is pronounced "crawpy". I use a cast iron skillet for my gravy and I put salt in the cooler for my beer!

I have gained weight, and a shit load of stretch marks, I have a low self esteem when it comes to all things looks...I used to be, not so much...married life and hormone therapy, resulting in baby YAY has taken its toll!

My escape is reading fan fiction...sometimes I forget to eat because of it! My husband worries about my sanity because all I wanna do is sit in front of a computer late at night and read...not going to bed!

I am totally rambling!!

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Memories in Ink by hunterhunting reviews
Summary: E/B: Edward seeks to commemorate the passing of one life milestone and memorialize the memory of his father. During the transfer of ink to skin, he finds his father lives on, his memory and his love embedded in the ink Bella puts on his skin.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,257 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 86 - Published: 2/21 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fatherhood, Formula, and Other F Words by anhanninen reviews
When man-whore, foul-mouthed Edward's life takes an unexpected turn, he's left with a baby to raise. With the help of a friendly neighbor, he learns sometimes the unexpected could be the best thing that's ever happened. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 142,732 - Reviews: 6184 - Favs: 5,472 - Follows: 4,661 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Want My Life Back by samekraemer reviews
Master Sergeant Edward Cullen achieved a very important goal…twenty years of active service to country. As one chapter ends, he's determined to achieve another important goal…to get back the people he left behind in its pursuit. AH/AH. EPOV. Canon couples, but not in the canon way. Rated M…language, adult situations, citrus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 165,019 - Reviews: 2556 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Be in Her Light by sunflowersongs reviews
Complete - Set in Regency period England, Edward Masen, Viscount Cullen finds himself falling for his children's governess Miss Isabella Swan, but their stations in life, his rocky past, and a dark family secret might not lead to happiness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,196 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 11917 - Favs: 6,855 - Follows: 6,059 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dirty Dancing by LyricalKris reviews
Dirty Dancing meets Magic Mike starring the guys and girls of Twilight. A love story with plenty of dirty dancing, but it's not Mike who's magic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,381 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Politics and Prejudices by Damsell reviews
Bella Swan, speech writer to Senator Cullen is new to politics & D.C. Edward Masen, Chief of Staff to Senator Volturi having grown up surrounded by politics is jaded by it all. Can Bella survive this new world & can Edward overcome his prejudices? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 81,360 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Bella, Edward
Shine On by sunflowersongs reviews
Complete - Bella Swan-Bishop, a widow and mother to a young daughter Zoe, purchases an estate - ghost included. She gets a lot more than she bargained for when she hires handsome and very interested Edward Cullen as her landscape architect.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 178,381 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Off Piste by landdownunder reviews
Edward is a professional skier, Bella is an ex-Olympian still involved in the industry. They haven't seen each other since one memorable encounter a few years ago; now the Vancouver Winter Olympics will have them sharing the same slopes once again. AH COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 58,949 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Pound of Flesh by jaxon22 reviews
To pay a debt she owes her father, Isabella Swan starts a new job as a prison tutor. Edward Cullen, with his own debts, is the Punk Ass inmate in her class. Can they fight the odds and their dangerous attaction to learn from each other? A/H, Lemons, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 517,119 - Reviews: 21188 - Favs: 10,298 - Follows: 7,878 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love In Idleness by plummy reviews
"...for aught that I could ever read/Could ever hear by tale or history/The course of true love never did run smooth." A little Edward. A little Bella. A few fairies, and a robot. Into the woods we go. Twilight meets A Midsummer Night's Dream.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,476 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Call Me Home by LyricalKris reviews
Life wasn't easy in the early days of the wild west. There were them who settled the harsh land and them who wandered it restlessly. Edward Cullen was of the latter persuasion. He never had a home to rest his heavy heart. Ya reap what you sow, people get what they deserved, so how did a man who knew naught but wrong have something so good and pure handed to him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,298 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Becoming Whole by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
After New Moon, before 1st chap. of Eclipse. AU. Bella's journey with Edward to becoming whole, mending the emptiness within herself and controling her awesome power. Rated 'M' for extreme romance, sex and GOSH SAKES! They are VAMPIRES!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,088 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
Indulgence: Remember When This Was Fun Contest by mskathy reviews
"I'm here for the gang bang." Written for the Remember When This Was Fun Contest. PWP, orgy, damn good times. Emmett, Edward, Jasper, and Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 111 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Toil and Trouble by LyricalKris reviews
The people of the 1600's believed in the monsters that haunted their nightmares. When witches are suspected to walk among them, the small town of Forkshire is torn apart, and the secrets of some of its residents brought to light.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,879 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There is a Light by belladonnacullen reviews
This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook – this was back when it was still possible for people not to know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots. AH, ExB, with some other parings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,350 - Reviews: 5084 - Favs: 3,643 - Follows: 2,414 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Swingers: The Gifted Pen by MY DAUGHTER BELLA reviews
Bella, Edward, Emmett. All swingers. Do i need to say more? This is nasty. Hahahaha! Read and review. You won't be disappointed! O/S maybe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,570 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 86 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Bella, Edward
What If by twihart21 reviews
Edward is a successful defense attorney living in LA. He lives a lonely, predictable life. But one day, he wakes up in an unfamiliar house, in an unfamiliar room with Bella laying next to him. Will he ever want to wake up from this dream? AH EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 211,785 - Reviews: 2579 - Favs: 2,834 - Follows: 2,234 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19326 - Favs: 11,939 - Follows: 5,467 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Follow Through by coldplaywhore reviews
Tired of being setup on horrible blind dates, Edward and Bella, share a memorable together. Bella thinks it's just a stupid one night stand, but Edward wants more. Will she be able to resist him when someone from her past shows up? ExB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 148,700 - Reviews: 1776 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Naughty School Girlsone shot reviews
The Girls decide to go out one night. They meet some pretty HOT guys. So why is Bella's face in Rose's chest? Is that Rose kissing Bella? And where did Alice's tongue just go? Lemons, cannon couples, AH rated MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,941 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete