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I JUST WANT TO SHARE TO EVERYONE ABOUT A BLEACH FANFIC IDEA OF MINE.. i don't read much of the bleach fandom so i'm not that sure if it's as original as i'm thinking it is. and if by some chance you want to write this yourself, fine with me, just tell me you are planning to and please give me some credit.. lol

title: Sacrifice [crappy, i know]

main characters: Toshiro; Karin

pairings: needless to say, HitsuKarin.. implied IchiRuki, YuTa (own version of Yuzu and Jinta lol), YorouHara (again, Yorouichi and Urahara), RanGin, and some minor ones.. (lot of pairings, huh? can't believe it myself.. XD)

summary (might be temporary, might be not):
Karin had been having this recurring dream for nights on end, and her mother was not letting her hear the end of it when she begs for her daughter to tell her just what she was dreaming-- having a nightmare-- of.
Karin shrugs it all off. She couldn't tell her mother. She would never tell her mother. After all, her mother, with her flowing honey-colored hair, was the woman chased and tormented and mercilessly killed in her dream. Her chocolate brown orbs staring into nothingness...
But mother has blue eyes! So beautiful and serene, smiling with her lips..

But that was not the problem at hand, at all.

There was a war brewing from the southern lands, and it was affecting, however little, the kingdom she was a part of. The Sereitei allied kingdoms has taken into account their defensive armies to fend off the enemies. And so far, they have been successful.
But the enemy was proving himself to be a good villain and has been gathering more and more forces from the lands that he did succeed to take over. The war was getting bigger.

The kings of the allied kingdoms are forced to take action too, now on the offensive. Thy had agreed to meet in the Kingdom of the Reigning Dragon, the kingdom ruled by the Hitsugaya's, the kingdom she was a part of.




She would never know just how much she was a part of it.

DUN DUN! and you heard the end of it.. :D was it good? okay, i'm betting no one would ever read this.. >3
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i have to tell all of you first why i changed this part of my profile.. my dd seatmate laughed at it.. but anyway, he learned his lesson now... if he does it again, he knows what will happen.. bruhahahaha..

i live in the philippines, obviously and i'm five years old! mentally, though. =(

my japanese name is Shiraishi Michiyo... (i was wrong last time. sorry!)

since my bff, HanatsukiHime, is so talkative about me then ill do the same... well, i think she prefers anime more than manga... and i am a million percent sure that that is the only difference between us!! and what she said in her pofile is so true... we made stories by ourselves with our other bffs when we were at school last year...too bad 'cause they dont have an account here... and one of my bffs is waaaaaay much better than me in making stories... she's got one to pove it...

one thing about me is that i love korean pop groups!! SHINee fighting! kyaa! ring ding dong!! also Jojo..!! they all look so hot!! Taemin matured! gosh! aaah! kyaaaaaaaaa!! cough2x ahem..

ok, so those are the only facts i can tell about myself..

i read more manga than watching anime.

favorite book:

Sherlock Holmes it really is just too bad that i'm not yet done with it.

Bridge to Terabithia

hmm.. Mary Higgins Clark books.. most of them, anyway..

i can't remember most of the books i've read

the Harry Potter series were my favorite until i read the fifth book! argh! why did the authoress kill Sirius?! WHY?!

Favorite manga/anime:

Bleach, Detective Conan, Kuroshitsuji, Knight Princess, Magic Kaito, Special A, Gakuen Alice, Prince of Tennis, New Prince of Tennis and many more...

manga/anime i've read/watch:

Charming Junkie, 07-Ghost, Fruits Basket, Half and Half, You're my girlfriend, Vampire Knight/Guilty, Ouran High School Host Club, Flame of Recca, Daa Daa Daa, Shin Daa Daa Daa, Soul Eater, Ultra Maniac, Kaichou wa Maid-sama, La Corda d' Oro, Sola, Cardcaptor Sakura, CLAMP School Detectves, Toradora, K-on, Shugo Chara/Doki!, kodocha/kodomo no omocha, rental majca, romeoxjuliet, yamato nadeshiko shichi henge, hunterxhunter, Detective School Q, eyeshield 21 and many more i can't remember...

FYI: I HATE YAOI AND YURI. so beware... as well as hentai... (note to HanatsukiHime: kalagot kau kay si buang ug iyang bestprend kay sgeg panaway nko about hentai nga mga manga last year... grrr... kalagut kau sila...may nalang gyud nga dli na mi classmate...sa iya besty... pffft..)

favorite pairings:

ICHIGO AND RUKIA, Ruka/Luca and Hotaru, AKIRA AND TADASHI, Ikuto and Amu, HEIJI AND KAZUHA, Ciel and Elizabeth, SHIKI AND RIMA and lots more!!

favorite anime/manga characters:

1. Kaito Kid or Kaito Kuroba from Detective Conan or Case Closed and Magic Kaito (oh, fangirls, fight over shinichi for all i care. kaito kid is the only one for me!!)

2. Hitsugaya Toshiro from Bleach, Killua Zoldick from Hunter x Hunter and Labrador (i don't know his family name!!) from 07-Ghost

did anyone notice the pattern/similarities? heheh.. =P

3.Echizen Ryoma from Prince of Tennis or Tennis no Oujisama and in New Prince of Tennis or Shin Tennis no Oujisama

4. Takamura Suoh (?) and oh, he's from CLAMP School Detectives

5. Hyuuga Natsume from Alice Academy or Gakuen Alice

Favorite Pairings:

in Bleach:

1. IchiRuki or Kurosaki Ichigo and Kuchiki Rukia

2. HitsuKarin or Hitsugaya Toshiro and Kurosaki Karin actually, i was wondering which will be first... after a long time of pondering...

Favorite Pairings in Gakuen Alice:

1. Rukaru or Nogi Ruka and Imai Hotaru

2. TsubasaXMisaki or Andou Tsubasa and Harada Misaki

3. NatsuMikan or Hyuuga Natsume and Sakura Mikan

4. KokoXAnna or KokoXSumire no reason in particular.. i was wondering who would be better with him...

favorite pairings in Detective Conan:

1. Kudo Shinichi and Mouri Ran

2. Kuroba Kaito and Nakamori Aoko

3.Hattori Heiji and Toyama Kazuha

4. Wataru Takagi and Miwako Sato

favorite pairings in Special A:

1. Tadashi and Toudou Akira i fogot some of their surnames

2. Hikari and Takashima Kei

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You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

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Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God

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It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. (me: there's no way anyone can argue with that...)

I find "good morning" contradictory

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then?

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

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I'm not as dumb as you look.

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If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

'Define normal.'

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud.
But us teenage girls, we're realy going at one thing, staying strong

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE!

I don't get even, I get odder.

If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.

If I were any lazier, I would slip into a coma!

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone.

If life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

When life gives you lemons, just read my profile. There are a bunch of options on what to do next.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death
which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful,"
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If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

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Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

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You lie! You sit upon a throne of lies!

Surely you can't be serious!? I am serious... and don't call me Shirely.

I'ma firin my laza!

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The more you love someone,the more you want them dead.

And now I ask: what is wrong with worshiping anime characters?

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Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
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How is it possible to have a civil war?

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I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either dating someone, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

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If the SWAT team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

I read Eclipse and wanted to punch Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD. Then Bella did it for me.

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Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. There are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. It's ether my mum or dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. But i think it's Colin.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

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People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

If dance were any easier, it would be called football.

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why did Mary own a little lamb?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

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Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be "under par" in any thing else?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?!"

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

Got a problem with me? Solve it.

Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoe.

Can't stand me? Then sit down.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

If olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

In that song, She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain, who is "she"?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Can mute people burp?

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too,
therefore NOT blocking the exit?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you can laugh at the saddest part in an anime by making fun of the animation or someones oblvious dissision. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of all the characters in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you wirte Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binder with doodles/love notes/ confessions of love/ any other Twilight realted thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you are at just by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out all the Twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you have a folder in your backpack full of pictures (drawn and computer generated) for the Twilight series, and have all the playlist songs on your iPod. Crazy is when you walk into a store, walk around in duckie robes that are sold there, and take pictures of you and your friends doing crazy things (wearing cat beds on you head or kissing garden statues of frogs) until closing time. NONONO CRAzY is when, you and your cousins see a guy of a Four-wheeler and chase him away form the yard your in! Crazy would definatley be when you make out with a pillow, imaginin it was Ikuto! Crazy is when you see a guy by the deli who looks like Edward so you stick your head out the car roof window and scream at him, "HEY! WHERES YOUR VOLVO!? CALL ME WHEN YOU FIND IT, WE CAN TALK!" nononono ur all wrong crazy is when you watch and read every shugo chara! thing ever made, and when ikuto appears on the screen or on the page, you lick him!! HA! NO WAY! Crazy is when you Make your super hot boyfriend who plays the violin and looks EXACTLY like Ikuto and acts exactly like him too, to: dress like ikuto, style his hair like ikuto's (it's a really dark blue color which i did not make him do), and get dark blue contacts, and make him wear the occasional cat ears and tail / If you're crazy, copy this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, CHICKEN, run RUN!!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through middle school/high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this on their profile!

15 Things to do with friends when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!!"

Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hot line from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, "Did you feel that?"

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

Throw a rave.

Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people

ask what you are doing, tell them you "Won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

Have a heated debate with yourself.

Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

Drum on every available surface.

Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

Propose to the other passengers.

Challenge people to duels.

Sell girl scout cookies.

Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

Shout "Food fight!"

Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

Elevators were practically MADE for river dance!

Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"


Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!"
Look relieved when it stops
moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

Practice your kung fu.

Make race car noises when people get on and off.

Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

Fly a model airplane.

Do yoga.

Play the accordion

Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)


1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.

3. And discover that #1 is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will show this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologize about this.

But I'm an idiot and I needed company...

You now have 2 options... ignore this or post this on your file to put a smile on someone else's face today!

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
Was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
Unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
And scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For such a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Laying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Copy and paste this if you hate child abuse!!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you ABSOLUTLEY REFUSE to die by suffocating, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random, copy and paste this into your profile.

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!


On with it!

If you are against child abuse copy and paste this on your profile

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you

If you hate "copy and paste" things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of those who do know, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "its" and "it's". If you're one of those who do know, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of people say "could of/should of/must of/would of" instead of "could have/should have/must have/would have". If you're one of those who use the correct terms, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy and paste this on your profile.

If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy and paste this to yours.

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you're copying and pasting stuff when you really should be doing schoolwork, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again?

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.(when I do it with other people around me they think I'm crazy!Hmm..I wonder why?)

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. Definitely me without a doubt.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a door (or lampost) copy this onto your profile.I've done both several times.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you ran out of things to copy and paste, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged because you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. (They have the problem not me, 'kay?)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile.

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Cuteness is trendy; beauty is old-fashioned. If you believe this, copy and paste this into your profile.

I, as both a reader and a writer find it increasingly infuriating that stories can get thousands of hits yet only a few reviews. What could take you five or ten minutes to read could have taken someone several hours to write and a lot of planning. Reviews encourage people and make them feel good about the writing.

I, missyJuliette, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
I have joined the Review Revolution.

Copy and paste this into your profile to join the Revolution

Crazy is when you like a real guy and a metafictional guy at the same time and claim you're two-timing.

For people who hate stereotypes: put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. practically, anyway. :
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m NOT the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I CARE about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.


You love hoodies. too bad my mum doesn't buy me any no matter how much i beg her... ;_;
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats. dogs are man's best friend!! >It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture. [Especially clothes shopping!] i'd rather be dead than go shopping for clothes.. though strangely enough, i mind less if we're talking about other people.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box. (and I'm proud of it!)
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool. VERY cool, i might add.. *
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth. boy, does my mum and sis react..
Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 16/25


You wear lip gloss/stick.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop. [ONLY FOR BOOKS/GAMES!]
You were eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelery.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were/are in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.
You love the movie Mean Girls.
You love boys. i don't LOVE girls (except if you mean my dearest best friends) so i guess...

TOTAL: 5/25


i have to admit i never expected that. geez

> > Girls post as: "A REAL BOYFRIEND


> > When she walks away from you mad- Follow her

> > When she stare's at your lips-Kiss her

> > When she pushes you or hits you- Grab her and don’t let go

> > When she start's cursing at you-Kiss her and tell her you love her

> > When she's quiet-Ask her what’s wrong

> > When she ignore's you-Give her your attention

> > When she pulls away- Pull her back

> > When you see her at her worst- Tell her she's beautiful

> > When you see her start crying-Just hold her and don’t say a word

> > When you see her walking- Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

> > When she's scared- Protect her

> > When she lays her head on your shoulder-Tilt her head up and kiss her

> > When she steal's your favorite hat- Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

> > When she teases you- Tease her back and make her laugh

> > When she doesn’t answer for a long time- reassure her that everything is okay

> > When she looks at you with doubt- Back yourself up with the TRUTH

> > When she says that she likes you- she really does more than you could understand

> > When she grabs at your hands- Hold hers and play with her fingers

> > When she bumps into you- bump into her back and make her laugh

> > When she tells you a secret- keep it safe and untold

> > When she looks at you in your eyes- don’t look away until she does


> > When you break her heart- the pain NEVER really goes away

> > When she says its over-she STILL wants you to be hers

> > When she repost this bulletin- she wants you to read it

> > Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything

> > DON'T let her have the last word

> > Always call her when you know somethings wrong

> > Pretty and beautiful is soo much better than calling her hot.

> > Say you love her more than she could ever love you

> > Argue that she is the best girl ever

> > When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

> > When she says she's ok don’t believe it, talk with her

> > Because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

> > Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

> > Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

> > Treat her like she's all that matters to you

> > Tease her and let her tease you back

> > Stay up all night with her when she's sick

> > Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

> > Give her the world

> > Let her wear your clothes

> > When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

> > Let her know she's important

> > Kiss her in the pouring rain

> > When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;"Who's ass am I kicking today baby?"

> > If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will:

> > Call you

> > Kiss you

> > Love you

> > Text you

> > Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend"


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The Lost Girl by Lena Sauran reviews
A mysterious girl from one of the shinigami's past enters the Academy but will he remember her or will she remain lost forever? EDITED Pre-Huedo Mundo Arc #1
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,638 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/13/2016 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Renji A.
Harry Potter and the God of Death by Nesarna reviews
Getting recruited for another war wasn't quite what he had in mind when his father announced a family trip to England. But now that he's here, Kurosaki Ichigo finds himself pulled into a web of deception, government lies, and centuries-old conspiracies...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 169,004 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 2,148 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Harry P., Ichigo K.
Under One Sky by ssapphireangel reviews
The tenth Vongola family lived good lives. It's time to move on...to Soul Society. Guardians are seperated and its the job of their Boss to find and reunite his family. No pairings
Crossover - Bleach & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,785 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Grocery Shopping for Persona by foxtrotelly reviews
Why grocery shopping for Persona is a mission impossible among others. -EspionAlice #2
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Natsume H., Tsubasa A. - Complete
Untold Diaries of a Genius by Ayumi Sakura reviews
No one knows what is in the mind of the genius Hotaru Imai but one thing annoys her. Something connected to Ruka, years ago he was all sweet and innocent but he shows another side of him that probably only Hotaru knows. How will things occur?
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,674 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Ruka N., Hotaru I.
Catch Me I'm Fallin' by bitter-sweet91 reviews
(Currently being reworked.)What! What the hell do you mean she got hit by a car! screamed a furious Ichigo. Well ...uh you see... it all started like this, Matsumoto said, sweat dropping at a now red in the face Ichigo and a frustrated Hitsugaya. Hitsu x Karin
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 62,137 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya
Soulmates by grayfirefly reviews
What if their strings of fates crossed each other in another place and in another time, would they have a chance to end up together?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,237 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Ai Haibara/Shiho M.
Allies and Enemies by Stargaterdii reviews
When Yuzu and Karin receive strange, owl-delivered letters, old alliances are rekindled and new enemies are made, and a certain icy Captain is conned into looking after them. Set in the fifth year. Chapter 15 up.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,557 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Harry P., T. Hitsugaya
How I Met Your Mother by foxtrotelly reviews
Natsume gives in to telling bedtime stories, Ruka offers girl advice, while Tsubasa gets reminiscent about a tuna sandwich. Three different stories,three different periods in time, and three different versions, of how they met your mothers - Retold.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,987 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Complete
The Last Vampire by Euri Scribbles reviews
She's the very last of her kind... and she hasn't drunk a human's blood for nearly two thousand years. How awfully thirsty could she be? -temporary summary-
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S.
The Fight for Her Love by michiruchama reviews
Mikan leaves without saying a word…When she comes back, she brings new friends… What is this? Jealousy? Natsume also has a girlfriend…Hotaru and Ruka going out! And why is the AAO circling around Mikan so much?FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.CHAPTER 7 PART 1 IS UP
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,386 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008
Soulborn by nyet khan reviews
Not in every universe does Ichigo choose Soul Society in favor of the real world. He was happy when he died at 121. Now its time to remember why everything seems so familiar in the afterlife.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,170 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 1,844 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Ichigo K.
My Wife Is a Gangster by PingPong Girl reviews
Ruka, a world renowned playboy, is about to get his ass whipped...literally...
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,397 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Ruka N., Hotaru I.
Welcome to Shinigami Academy by Mriya reviews
While in the shopping district, a woman comes up to Hitsugaya and says he must go to Shinigami Academy. Starts off where he first meets Matsumoto. Please read and review.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - T. Hitsugaya
The American Student by ShinigamiFangirl reviews
Ichigo's class gets a shock when they get an American 13 year old girl transfering to their class. But Ichigo and his group know from day 1 that she's not normal. One thing is certain- she absolutely loves picking on Hitsugaya. No pairings. Read AN.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,611 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 7/22/2007
Bus Stop by matsuyuu reviews
The bus is my everyday transportation in going to school. Unfortunately, I woke up late. While waiting for another bus to arrive, I met a girl that changed my whole world.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Beach Magic by Aquile Storm reviews
Ichigo was dragged to the Kurosaki family vacation by none other than Isshin. He was sure that this was going to be the worst summer ever. But will he change his mind when he meets a certain raven haired girl called Rukia? FINISHED :DD IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,046 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
The Twin Bladed Shinigami by animefreak1457 reviews
Karin has been found as the shinigami weilding two swords, and she has decided to stay in Soul Society. Not only that, Toshiro has finally understood the reason for Karin's coming to Soul Society. Will the future repeat or the alternative? KarinxToshiro
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 130,222 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 7/17/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K.
It's Funny Yet Romantic by ejo reviews
"I know how you feel, I have the same problem but I'm sure he'll never like me, Loser." She said with a sad tone. "Wait," He said. "Who's the guy, Stubborn?" "Oh," She paused. "Some guy, Crazy." "Oh, I see," He said. "She won't like me either, Noisy." MxN
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Spawn of Satan by GrnEydDvl reviews
Hitsugaya Toushiro and Kurosaki Karin, through a bizarre twist of fate, find themselves caring for a baby. It's not technically theirs, but that hardly matters. What does matter is that they must protect it from its real father at all costs. HitsuKarin
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,574 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 10/31/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K. - Complete
On the Wrong Foot by GrnEydDvl reviews
Hitsugaya Toushiro and Kurosaki Karin are stuck in a blind arranged marriage, and it’s hate at first sight. But first impressions can be deceiving. Can they overcome their initial negative reactions and learn to love each other? HitsuKarin AU
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,036 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K. - Complete
Fallen Souls by CrystallineX reviews
At the age of 14, Kurosaki Karin's chain of fate is broken. But that doesn't necessarily mean she's dead... Karin centric. COMPLETE
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,134 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 10/20/2007 - [Karin K., T. Hitsugaya] - Complete
The Song of Flames by Keiko Oda reviews
Her life is utterly BORING. Until a new student from Beijing arrives and changes her life. Completely. There are such things as phoenixes, reincarnation and LOVE. NxM, RxH.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,121 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007
The Clever Jester by November Romeo reviews
Natsume and Mikan, just like a fairy tale.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Kokoro Y. - Complete
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An Alice In Hogwarts Land reviews
Mikan awoke to find a kindly old man beside her. "Would you want to enroll in our school?" /hiatus
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,504 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 11/23/2009
A Bottle of Beginnings
A begrudged rescue mission, a sudden nuptial with an infatuated demon, a witch disappearing beyond the realms of her umbrella, a lover lost in time. Rated T just in case.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Published: 12/3/2011
A Happy Ending? reviews
She had thought everything ended right then and there, in that small dusty room where she had killed her own beloved. But she realized Fate seemed to enjoy messing with her life, especially when her eyes met with crimson.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Complete
Troubles reviews
wishing to find her mother, Mikan was entered into an all boys group/band by her uncle. finding a way for her secret to remain a secret, she enters the music world as Sakura Miko.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,209 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Mikan S.
The Mahogany Bench reviews
It all started here on this mahogany bench
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete