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hey im jasmine! i am black/white. i am 17 years old. my "obbsessions" are harry potter,fruits basket, lord of the rings, wrestling, twilight, four brothers,friday night lights,ouran high school hostclub and x-men


i think garrett hedlund is hotttt!

This is Wyatt for my story:she looks like neve campbell from when she was in the craft

HEY IM Jasmine

We could learn a lot from crayons; some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, while others bright, some have weird names, every one is a different color but they all have learned to live together in the same box.

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

Did you just call me a bitch? Well, a bitch is a dog. A dog barks. Bark is on a tree. Tree is in nature, and nature is beautiful. So thank you for the compliment.

If you ran with scissors, and lived Copy and paste this on your profile.

'They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.'
'There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.'
'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'
'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.'
'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'
'The devil sold his soul to Gaara.'
'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'
'Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.'

'If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh.'

16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity:

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance to the Prophecy”.

7. Dont use any punctuation

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Specify that your drive thru order is “To Go”

10. Sing Along at the Opera

11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.

12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON I WON!!”

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!!”

15. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

16. Send this to your friends to make them smile. It’s called therapy.


-when life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

-If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

-You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

-People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

-Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

-I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

-I'm not suffering from insanity. I'm enjoying every minute of it

-I think I'm experiencing amnesia and deja'vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

-"A career is born in public -- talent in privacy."

-Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

-If you truly want honestly, don't ask questions you don't really want answered.

-A True friend will stab you in the front

-I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!

Real Labels!
Liquid plummer-"Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages."-(Beverages WOOO!!)
Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets" (Are you sure?)
Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances."
Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children."
Dog food-"new and improved tasting" (who tests it?)
Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping." (Yummy...)
Sleeping pills-"Warning: may cause drowsiness" (Cause that's not the desired effect..)
Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" (Why did I buy it again?)
Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." (Are you sure? Lets experiment.)
RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe." (Really?)
Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." (Gasp!)
Hair dryer-"Do not use while sleeping" (But that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bar of Dial soap- "Directions: use like regular soap" (And that would be how?)
Some Swann frozen dinners-"Serving suggestion: Defrost" (But it's just a suggestion.)
Tesco's dessert (printed on bottom of the box)-"Do not turn upside down" (Too late! you lose!)
Marks and Spencer Bread pudding: "Warning: product may be hot after heating." (Wow, I would have never guessed!)
Rowena iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't that save more time?)
Boots children's cough medicine: "Do not drive or operate machinery." (We could do a lot to reduce construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year old off of fork lifts.)
Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children." (NO dip)
Christmas lights; "For indoor and outdoor use only." (As opposed to, you know, outer space.)
Food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now I'm curious...)
Sainsbury's peanuts:"Warning: may contain nuts." (But no peas?)
American Airlines package of peanuts; "Instructions: open packet. Eat nuts." (Someone got paid big bucks to write this one...)
Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with hands." (Ok, raise your hand if you've tried this.)

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

If you think that the Bunny should have the Trix copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you think anyone who uses the phrase "These people should just be shot", "This is gay", or "This is retarded" should be attacked by rabid flamingoes, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile.

10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen
10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have more fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale

10. Beg him not to eat you.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close make your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.

10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically pedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.
10 ways to annoy Emmett Cullen
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the heart with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquire as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles
And the Number One way to annoy Emmet Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with "That's not what Rosalie saaaaaid!"

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
A day without sunshine is like... night.

15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goths, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Nomen mihi est Gaia, NorthernLights25, cschaferdramaqueen

You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no mattter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If one by one, the penguins steal your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think is the best FanFiction site out there, post this in your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile

At least 75 of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Don't bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items you need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (this is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were simply 'moving them around')
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit, then arrange them into erotic poses. (be creative with the gift-wrap tubes used in point 6).
9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.
12. Re-enact a fatal incident involving the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along. Insist on calling them 'Bob', and if they protest, get angry about it (violent if necissary).
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"
15. When you leave the store, try your car keys in the door of every car in the car park until you get to your own. Then drive off as if this is perfectly normal. (Note- if you don't actually own a car and walked to the store, attempt the above by substituting car keys with your
house keys).
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.
17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.
18. Ask if you can test some super-glue before buying it, then walk around the store gluing random items to other items/customers/staff. For added fun: See how many cashiers you can glue to each-other before any of them notice.
19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items. If the cashier protests, kill them.
20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn't buy it there say "The customer is always right dammit!!" Make a scene.
21. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpete d areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you will only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."
26. Climb things.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. Once you have mastered this, progress to "boobs".
29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover."
31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples). Do a vague hand-mime of what a
'Shnerple' looks like to assist them.
32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.
33. Take bets on the battle from above.
34. Test the brushes and combs in Cosmetics on all the live animals in Pet-Care.
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags against their will.
40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies."
41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: Marco Polo.
43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc.
44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's using an alternative alphabet of your choosing.
45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels.
46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly place random combinations of items in their cart, such as 'A Large Cucumber and a Tub of Vaseline'.
47. Relax in the patio furniture drinking beer until you get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to your knees and scream, "No, no, its those voices again."
49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

Stupid Questions that need to be answered.
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station...
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile
If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile
If you talk to inanimate objects (ex. "WORK, stupid computer!), copy and paste into your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"
A rejected invention: Instant water! just add water!

You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

If you have so many of these "copy and paste" things that you're not entirely sure which ones you have and which ones you don't, copy and paste to your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, have it back up, run over them again, have it back up again and then get run over by a motorcycle, then copy and paste this into your profile.

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

If you have run into a window that you thought was an open door copy this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of that 8 percent that would be laughing their bums off.
98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you're so pathetic that you are using other people's words in your guessed it, copy and paste into your profile.
If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
if your profile has more than 5 "copy and paste this in your profile's" copy and paste this in your profile!

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If you could read that put it in your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Reasons why the Fellowship of the Ring (& co.) shouldn’t open a jewelry store:
1. Hobbits and Gimli would be too short to see over the counter
2. Hobbits would have to wear shoes
3. They’d be arrested for carrying weapons
4. No, Gandalf, that “I’m an old man and I need my walking stick” thing wouldn’t work on the police
5. Wedding rings. ‘Nuff said.
6. Robes would be laughed at
7. Aragorn would have to wash his hair
8. Legolas would be made fun of for having “girly” hair. And he wouldn’t be able to shoot his teasers.
9. Aragorn would keep losing merchandise when he escaped from orcs.
10. Nazgul crashing in with prophecies of destruction and ruin and trying to kill everyone would put a damper on things.
11. The Hobbits would keep asking children and little people about the Shire, and be offended when they didn’t know what it was.
12. Gollum would keep popping up and scaring off customers.
13. When looking at signs advertising the “Best jewelry in Middle Earth,” people would want to know where the other Earths were.
14. People would make fun of old-fashioned way of speaking
15. Elven cloaks would make it hard for people to find the cashier
16. People would want to know where to get the broaches on said Elven cloaks. They would want to know if “Lothlorien” was a sister store
17. They’d get arrested for stabbing/shooting burglars
18. Anyone African/Indian/Pakistani/Filipino/etc. would be regarded as the enemy troops from the south and would be attacked
19. Sam would keep asking said African/Indian/Pakistani/Filipino/etc. people about “olofonts”
20. No one would take Frodo, Sam, Pippin, or Merry seriously because they look so young
21. Eowyn would want to ride her horse to work. Same with Gandalf and Shadowfax.
22. Aragorn and Farimir would go into great theatrics about “resisting” the display of engagement rings. Arwen and Eowyn would slap them
23. The elves just wouldn’t be able to connect with people
24. Arguments on the interior design
25. Eowyn would feel more “trapped” than ever behind the counter
26. Gimli’s obsession with “hewing orc necks” would be ill received by the public
27. School bullies would insist on giving hobbits noogies
28. Sam would try to kiss anyone named Rose or Rosie
29. People wouldn’t appreciate them, especially Frodo, for saving Middle Earth
30. They’d confuse people by trying to get rid of spiders by shining light on them instead of stamping on them as normal people do
31. Everyone would be asking after the elves’ and Aragorn’s plastic surgeons. Or else not believe that they could be that old.
32. The store would have to be really big to fit that many people inside
33. Gandalf would try to extract Saruman from anyone really old or depressed
34. The Ents would scare people
35. Said Ents would take forever to sell anything and customers would walk away in boredom
36. Faramir would be annoyed with all of the refrences people made to Robin Hood
37. Introducing themselves would take too long. Especially the Ents.
38. Ent’s names wouldn’t fit on the receipts
39. All of the Fellowship is rather out-of-touch with modern technology
40. Anyone who looked like Saruman would be thrown against a wall magically by an avenging Gandalf
41. Gandalf would keep trying to talk to birds. People would think he was crazy and stop coming to the store.
42. Everyone would freak out every time Arwen felt cold
43. Gandalf would try to discuss wizardry with any old man with a long beard who didn’t look like Saruman
44. They’d all be much to dramatic about everything
45. No one would know who they were. Except for the few LOTR fanatics, who would faint, scream, grovel, and demand autographs
46. Grima would keep visiting and trying to shank people
47. Constant refrences to people, places, things, and events that no one (besides afore-mentioned LOTR fanatics) would understand would confuse customers
48. The fellowship’s insistence on walking (or possibly riding, in Gandalf and Eowyn’s cases) everywhere would make it hard for them to get to work on time
49. Boromir would have to be in counseling for trying to steal things from his own store
If you like Lord of the Rings, copy and paste this into your profile and add anything else you might think of.

'Don't get mad; get sadistic.'
'Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?'
Common sense is the enemy of comedy.'
'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'
'My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.'
'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.'
'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!'
'Damn you; damn the broccoli; DAMN CANADA

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma Sota Balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the midddle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no mattter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If one by one, the penguins steal your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you enjoy speaking in wordy sentences like the one above, then copy this onto your profile!

If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you think is the best FanFiction site out there, post this in your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

"Now and then, I announce 'I know you're listening' to empty rooms. If I'm wrong, no one knows, no one has to know. And if I'm right, maybe I just freaked the hell out of some secret organization." If you feel like it, copy and paste into your profile.


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Although I am not homosexual or bisexual, I support their rights and believe that they have as much right to freedoms in this country and all others as any heterosexual people.

If you are a Shakespeare nut, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that pretty much everyone in Shakespeare's plays were pervs and you are still a Shakespeare nut anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think anyone who uses the phrase "These people should just be shot", "This is gay", or "This is retarded" should be attacked by rabid flamingoes, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile.

Find a penny, pick it up, and all day long you'll have a penny.

Did you just call me a bitch? Well, a bitch is a dog. A dog barks. Bark is on a tree. Tree is in nature, and nature is beautiful. So thank you for the compliment.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you are too busy with school to update, and tired of putting notes about it in your stories, copy & paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

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Blood of Thy Enemy by PrincessofFireflies reviews
Johanna and Joffrey Baratheon shared a love forbidden by all. She did not care if their love was a secret, nothing would ever change the way she felt for him. She had known of her impending betrothal from the time she was six, and ten years later the time arrived for her wedding. Johanna swore no man would gain her love, it all belonged to Joffrey. She belonged to Joffrey.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,318 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 6/7 - Robb S., Joffrey B., OC
I Exist Alone In Your Bed by GoodyGumDrops reviews
An orphaned commoner, Eve was sold off at the age of ten to be the playmate of Ramsay Snow. Young Ramsay grows fond of his stubby ignorant little toy after saving her one day. As the pair mature, Eve blossoms into an enticing young woman. How could he resist? She was, after all, his. He owned her. And his innocent Eve was not scared—she preferred it in his bed.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,874 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Ramsay B., OC
Diamond in the Rough by StardustIsMagic reviews
I shoved my way through the crowd, raising my hand as I did so, walking to the centre of the pathway. I said what I needed to say once, and only once, making sure there was no room for discussion in my cold voice. "I Volunteer." Cato/OC AU
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 192,252 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Cato, Other tributes
Truths of Life by Morgana Deryn reviews
Sayuri was born blind. Not good for a member of the Kaguya. Her solace comes from the boy in the cage. Her clansmen called her Nigate, weak, and she believed them. With the clan gone, Sayuri strikes out on her own and makes her way to Konoha. What new truths will she discover about her life as she joins Kiyomi Arita and Miyako Hasekura on Team 9? Multi-pairing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 144,038 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 3/8/2014 - OC, Sasuke U., Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
A Patch of Clover by altenprano reviews
When Mairead Hayes comes to work at Downton Abbey in 1916, the last thing she expects is to be working under the same roof as her cousin, who is none other than Tom Branson. Neither of them are exactly who they were when Tom left to work for the Crawley family, but that doesn't change the strong ties of family loyalty between the cousins. OC, starts before S2.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 61 - Words: 121,993 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 10/22/2014 - [Sybil C., T. Branson] Sybbie B., OC
The Sunspear's Lion by jinglebellsisawesome reviews
"Robert Baratheon is to marry Cersei." "I know Father, the prospect of having your daughter as a Queen has been on your mind ever since the days of the Mad King. But what am I to make of this?" "You will marry Prince Oberyn Martell of Dorne. It would seem that I require the need for a daughter of mine to be a Princess too." Nothing good can ever come out of this marriage...right?
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,170 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 4/8 - Tyrion L., OC, Oberyn M.
Shenanigans by PretiBurdi reviews
A to-be collection of one-shots about general OC's of mine created for Yu Yu Hakusho. Most are to be with Jin. Uh, just posting these for reasons, such as practicing cute-and-fluffy fics ...
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,076 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Jin
McGonagall's Girl by leahcar197 reviews
Minerva McGonagall had no children of her own, but that didn't mean that she wasn't a mother. DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,891 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 1/18 - George W., Minerva M., OC, Fred W.
Happy Hetalia Games! by ClaireNyaan reviews
When the World Meeting is interrupted, 24 of the nations are kidnapped and sent into the Hunger Games. What will the Capitol do to ensure their entertainment? Will the nations be able to all escape alive? Warnings: Character death, violence, swearing
Crossover - Hunger Games & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,455 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 7/5/2011 - N. Italy, England/Britain, Russia, Switzerland
We're Speaking In Bodies by GoodyGumDrops reviews
Lyla was a young maid in Winterfell's pleasure house. Jon Snow was a young man who had never touched a woman. On his 18th name day, Jon is dragged to the pleasure house to celebrate. On her first day, Lyla is mistaken for a whore and gets caught in a bedchamber...With Jon Snow—a man she has loved from afar since childhood. She blushed. He blushed. They were both virgins.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,368 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 2/4 - Jon S., OC
Before the Sun Sets by UmbraLunae reviews
As the ward of Nedd Stark, she joins her uncle and cousins down to Kings Landing and swears to keep Sansa safe when Nedd is arrested. As time passes and the realm gets ready for the wedding of the king, Shilo catches the eye of a certain prince of Dorne. Oberyn/OC (mild) oc/Jon
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,781 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [OC, Oberyn M.] Sansa S.
Safe and Sound by mermaidstear reviews
Rowan Tamsin, tribute from District Four and victor of the 69th Hunger Games, volunteers for fellow victor Annie Cresta at the Quarter Quell reaping. She is thrust back into the world of the Games with her old mentor, Finnick, and agrees to work with him to save Katniss Everdeen, the symbol of the rebellion. Finnick/OC
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,175 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Finnick O., OC
The Wolf & The Tiger by Toshiko-Akatora reviews
The tail of a clumsy, but potentially brilliant kunoichi, a devilishly handsome, mysterious copy ninja and the confusing feelings of lust and love that develop between friends. There will be teasing, play fights, and awkward moments with a sprinkle of humour on top for good measure. Enjoy! Rated T as it may get a tad suggestive in the future. KakashixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,627 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [Kakashi H., OC] Naruto U., Gai M.
An Honest Man by GoodyGumDrops reviews
Aurora is an innocent servant in King's Landing. Believing all men are beasts, Aurora has always struggled to hide herself away from the scrutiny of men. But what happens when her ill-fated beauty and terrible luck put her virtue at risk? Is there not a good man in the world to protect her? Will she find an honest man—or yet another lecherous beast?
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,484 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Jon S., Jaime L., Ramsay B., OC
My Generic High School Story by Moophy reviews
Private school. The bane of my existence. It can't be that bad though. It's not like I'm sharing a dorm with the most inconsiderate, vulgar, maladjusted, ragtag group of teenage boys on campus. Oh wait...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 77,627 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 8/14/2010 - OC, Deidara, Hidan
White by Delgodess reviews
I'm the bastard child of a whore. And my unwitting father? Let's just say he has a strange attachment to toads. SI. FOC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Jiraiya, OC
Willow the Deceiver by redheadclover reviews
Willow is a Victor from District 8 who won the 66th Hunger Games, and is reaped once again with her twin brother to compete in the Third Quarter Quell. She is asked to be in alliance with her friends Finnick and Johanna to protect Katniss Everdeen in the arena, as she also leaves behind her love for a District 5 mentor. Will she survive? No Cashmere or Gloss, sorry Willow/OC
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 81,506 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Katniss E. - Complete
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Timed Love reviews
Wyatt left to 'find' herself.But now that Jean is dead,Rouge almost got the cure,and John left.She is coming back home.And she starts to fall even more in love with one of her best friends. Bobby Drake. Bobby Drake/Iceman-OC.Rated M for later chapters
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Iceman
A way to love a friend
Lisette is a super and warren is her friend what would happen if she starts to like him? Will their friends say anything. will there be drama. You bet!
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Warren P.