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Author has written 30 stories for Teen Titans, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, xxxHOLiC, Pokémon, Artemis Fowl, Fringe, Harry Potter, Ouran High School Host Club, Hunger Games, and Warriors.
Birthday: same as Kenpachi Zaraki
Occupation: being weird
Ok, people. Hi.
I like wolves,dragons, fantasy books, reading, writing poetry, and singing.
I love country, so if you're one of those people who are all "I hate country, rock is so much better", then I have a message for you; country rocks too!! Just because they are no screaming people doesn't mean it's not good music.
I love Teen Titans!! That is the main area I write in. Pokemon is ok, too. My favorite Teen Titans character is Raven.
I have recently discovered Bleach, AND IT'S SO TOTALLY AWESOME!! It's like, the most amazing manga series ever! So, this is my latest obsession.
I'm a nonconformist. For those of you who don't know what that means, it means I'm a free spirit who just likes being me. Even if I may be a little sarcastic.
I like the darker end of the color spectrum.
I'm a big manga reader, and the series that I recommend are; Chibi Vampire, Vampire Knight, Dragon Drive, Courtney Crumrin, Death Note, Rosario Vampire, Bleach, FullMetal Alchemist, D-Grayman, and +Anima.
I live in the middle of nowhere, which means we have dial-up. Yuck.
I am a nature lover. I am also an atheist.
I have a thing for depressing poetry. Just warning you.
Normally, I don't do the whole copy/paste thing, but jessica499499 has the most hilarious stuff on her profile page, so I just had to!
Everything I Learned In Life, I Learned From CLAMP
1. If you're not angsty, you should be.
Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.
1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms
2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.
3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches
13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball
14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"
15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor
17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental
18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak
19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"
20) I will ont dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.
21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
22) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"
23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.
24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom
25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.
26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.
27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.
28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"
30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife
32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.
34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoyin a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.
34) It is a mad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously
35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell.
36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.
37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.
38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.
39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.
40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
I am not a dude, but I have totally been here, cause I like girls. And if you don't like that, then SUCK IT! WOOHOO!
My favorite quotes are:
"Sure, I believe that. ALONG WITH FLYING PIGS AND THE TOOTH FAIRY!"- Bleach
"Look, Twitchy, if life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. And then that lemonade goes sour and turns into pig swill."- Hoodwinked
"Look, I'm not goth! I'm just...well...okay, maybe I am. But so what!"- random fanfic I read
"My train of thought ran away and didn't come back. It now lives in the wild."- me
"By the honor of the Quincy I cannot do this. By the honor of the Quincy I cannot allow that. Quincy this, Quincy that. IT'S SO ANNOYING!"- Bleach
"When pigs fly, we're all going to get the bird swine flu!"- friend
"I'm sad. Every time we meet you seem more likeable than the last time. You seem more human. I wish all our battles could be harmless games of poker."- D-Grayman
"You're the first exrocist ever to strip a Noah down to his underwear. Don't you think we're linked by fate?"
"Not really. I've stripped a lot of guys down to their underwear playing cards."- D-Grayman
"I have even lost my queen." Roy, Fullmetal Alchemist
"Any sufficiantly advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Arthur C. Clarke
Hey, if you are reading Fullmetal Thunder I have a pic of Ed as a Pikachu up on my deviantART account. Hope you like it! Here:
I took a commission request from my beta, and on further thought decided to open up the ballpark for everyone. It'll give me somehting to do when I'm bored. So if you want to shoot me somehting you want me to write, go ahead. Just a couple rules.
1) It has to be from a fandom where I'm familiar with the work. In other words, I have to know about it to write it. Duh. Check my favorites, it should give you a good idea, or just send me a PM.
2) No stuff that's rated M. I don't do hardcore. I might try lemon scented or borderline T, but that's it. I'll die of embarrassment otherwise.
3) If I despise the pairing, I can't guarantee anything. I'm fairly open minded. I'll take yoai and yuri. If you have doubts, shoot me the idea anyway.
4) I'll do stuff that ties to other stories I've done. So if you were sitting there thinking 'It would have been so cool if this happened' that drop me a line.
5) Unless it's bashing, I do not touch Twilight. End of story.
If anyone cares enough to read this and act on the information, I will be eternally grateful. It'll make me feel wanted!
See ya, people. I hope you like my stories/poetry!!
Thief of Black Winged Hearts
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